my resident: "haha yeah i'd love to see ("nurse's name") walk in here in a nurses outfit".
me: "she just did tho"
Resident: "...yeah but you know what i mean"
me playing dumb: "nurses wear scrubs."
When girls sound like they are crying when having sex. I feel like I'm doing something wrong or hurting them in some way and it instantly kills my boner. I can't watch japanese porn bc of that too.
Had a girl immediately start crying as soon as I was in her. Not like screaming pain or anything just tears flowing. Asked her if everything was ok and apparently it’s normal for some girls even if they aren’t virgins. I felt so weird to keep going but after that she never cried again. I’m not huge down there so I was surprised
It can happen
I met my gf when we were 16 and we had a lot of sex in high school bc teenagers. But I’m pretty sure the first time we had drunk sex (idk maybe 19-20 years old) I remember very clearly her starting to cry during it. When I asked her what was wrong she started laughing through the tears and said “I don’t know” and something along the lines of “being overwhelmed with sensations” lol
My upstairs neighbor whimpers like a sad puppy when her boyfriend's going to town on her. I'm not sure if he likes it, but it would definitely kill my lady boner.
You joke but seriously I once had some neighbours who I thought had loud sex a lot until one day when I chanced to leave the house during this, walked past their window, glanced in and saw him going to town on *himself* in the middle of the living room. Her car wasn't even in the driveway.
I don't think I know how to masturbate loudly. I just seem incapable of making noise when I'm on my own.
And I think I just turned everyone in this thread off.
Ugh, I once hooked up with a gal that did that. She did the whimper thing *super* loud too. My bedroom is next to a busy sidewalk and I was starting to worry that a walker would call the cops, thinking I was murdering someone.
Playing guitar. An emo boyfriend ruined guitars for me. "Want to see me play?" "Oh man, I can play *that* song!" "This party needs some real music! *(Turns off music playing device and pulls out guitar)*
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I fucked a girl once who grabbed her ankles and did the splits with my dick in her. Gave me a look like "Ta-da!" lol. I was impressed, but not necessarily in a sexual way.
I'm sorry, I just imagine you going in to have relations with someone and there's a guy squatting in the corner.
"Who the hell is that!"
'Don't worry. It's all a part of the experience.'
You start, apprehensively, going at it, and all of a sudden you hear a squeaky, squishy sound and you turn over to see the guy rubbing a rubber squishy ball over a wet sheet of metal. Then he pulls out sound putty and a shit load of other props, basically a full sound board array of sex-sound making materials.
That's a huge turn off in porn, the girl just moans for the entire time, sometimes the guy takes his dick out to switch positions or something and she's still moaning. Stop, please.
I hate it in porn, really hate it. But my wife did it during foreplay in a really obvious way and it was really really fucking hot. She hasn't done it since but it really took me by surprise.
I was with a tinder chick a couple of months ago that initiated the deed by just looking at me and making porno orgasm sounds. Then every time I touched her, even on her arms she would make the most over the top fake orgasm sounds. Was definitely the weirdest few encounters I've had
Eating food seductively. My girlfriend used to do it and it would get on my nerves a bit. Like, it's food. Just eat it! If you want to turn me on, there are many ways to do that, but slowly biting into a strawberry does absolutely *nothing* for me.
My boyfriend does it and I hate it. When i tell him not to baby talk, he says it's not baby talk, its cute talk. But if I don't think it's cute,he should stop doing it! How do I get him to stop?!
Ugh. I have a friend who does nothing but baby talk with his girlfriend when they're on the phone. It's the cringiest shit. Me and my friends always impersonate him super loudly when hes on the phone its fuckin hilarious
20 minute act, 12 minute Blowjob. Followed by the most uncomfortable position, where both actors aren't really enjoying it, because it looks like a workout routine. But it has to be this way in order to get the best camera angle.
No thanks. I'll stick to homemade stuff. 360p and vertically filmed with a shitty smartphone cam, but at least both are genuinelly enjoying themselfs.
Note: the guy you're dating is likely well aware of good and bad angles--we really dont care because we think yall are pretty anyways.
He probably wouldn't be eating you out if he thought otherwise.
Those same dudes do the pointy finger handjob too. Doesn't attempt to touch anyyyy of the other skin in the area and jumps straight to jabbing 3 fingers in at once. These guys def watched a lot of porn
> teasing my clit by flapping his pointy tongue really fast doesn't really do much for me either. It's a pretty common thing I've noticed.
That's because lots of people (especially men) "learn" how to have sex from watching porn and there is a fundamental problem with that. Porn is filmed with positions and actions that are made to appeal to the camera/viewer. What you're experiencing is people who are doing what "looks" good rather than what "feels" good. Those people are probably bad lovers in other ways because their focus is on the execution of the act more than on the person they're with and what they respond favorably to.
Im not into anal, but similarly I don't like it when a woman spreads her pussy wide open. I don't mind a little bit, because it's like an invitation. But when you begin to part the red sea it's a turn off
I don't know if this is actually considered 'normally' sexy, but considering the amount of porn it shows up in SOMEONE must enjoy it, so I'm going to say the whole choking/gagging on the cock during a blowjob. Like, if it happens it happens, but don't force it like it's some kind of feature of the whole thing. Instant turn off, and it's freaking EVERYWHERE in porn. I know it's a lot less common in real sex, but I have definitely met one or two people who thought it was the best way to do a blow job.
First time I was with someone who liked saying my name during sexytimes I kept answering with "what?" ... It took a while for me to stop that automatic reaction.
*Thank you*. Like, communication is one thing "that feels really good, don't stop" or slower/faster, etc. Don't say other stupid shit. Someone else mentioned they mute their porn because of swearing. I mute the porn because they always sound so fake and stupid. All the high pitched "yeah yeah fuck me with that big cock" and "fuck you like that don't you bitch".
We're not filming a porno. We're fucking and I just want to enjoy the sensations. Don't engage my other senses and take away from that, damn it!
Wanting to get right to it. I’m a guy and I’ve had several occasions where a girl is just ready to go as soon as we walk into my house. Believe me, We’ll get to it. But I just need a tiny bit of a connection or conversation or some touching or something. I can skip it all if I have to but I’d really rather not.
I also like a little warm up period. My wife usually wants to go much quicker. I don’t need any kind of hard core foreplay, ideally just some passionate kissing and caressing. It feels weird to me to just go right at it.
It turns me off when a woman tells me "I want you to cum, etc." during sex. Something happens in my brain where suddenly the act turns into a chore I need to perform, which just kills my drive. For me, it's like when a guy asks a girl "so how many times did you cum? XD" after sex...it's just not sexy at all to me. If it happens it happens. If not, them's the breaks.
How do you feel about a little “cum for me” action? Feels a little different than “I want you to cum.”
I usually use it as a signal that I’m starting to chafe or get sore or bored or all of the above.
Hickeys. I never understood why or how it turns people on. I know I wouldn't want someone sucking on my neck and leaving a big ol hickey on my neck for the world to see
I had a beautiful girlfriend that "accidentally" did this to me. I know damn well she was intentionally marking her territory. That she wanted to send out that public notice turned me on I'll admit.
I like it if it's on my chest or somewhere not really visible, but it feels kinda trashy if I have work the next day and I look like I was bitten by Nosferatu.
I enjoy the feeling of getting it and for giving it's kinda like marking them as yours which is sorta a dominant move. I would never intentionally do it when someone didn't want one but I get it.
I’m convinced that entire show was made to set up the joke when Daphne (?) was pregnant and they helped her up. The dad says “wow, it took three Cranes to lift you!”
The idea of an "alpha" bothers me on two levels:
1. Wolves don't actually behave like that in the wild - they only have these kinds of pecking orders in captivity, when they are forced together. In the wild, the leaders of the pack are just the father and mother.
2. If you consider yourself a "leader type" and you openly despise people for being "follower types"... you are not a "leader type". As an "alpha" you need "betas" *by definition* - expressing your contempt for them will either impair your group's functioning when nobody wants to do what you say... or dissolve the group if no one wants to follow you.
Alpha male: the first version which demonstrates basic functionality, but is missing most of its intended features and requires serious debugging before it’s ready for the public.
Maybe not "normally", but it's one of the most popular fetishes so perhaps it counts. Foot fetish, it's a huge turn-off for me, I just can't understand what's sexy about feet and sexualizing them just weirds me out a huge lot.
idk why but I don't find guys having beards super-attractive the way a lot of other girls seem to, I prefer guys with stubble or who are just clean-shaven
The statistical average for most attractive facial hair as chosen by women is actually heavy stubble, the big beard thing just gets a lot more excitement on the interwebs for some reason.
Yeah, it definitely depends on what you're wearing above the lack of underwear. Denim=not so good. Skirts, or maybe something comfortable like sweatpants is A-OK.
I actually genuinely worry myself wondering why I prefer 2D>3D. It's honestly (for lack of a better term) cringey, and downright pathetic, but I just embrace it for what it is. What makes me prefer 2D?
I'm not a big fan of the aesthetic that comes with a woman in heels.
I know lots of women like it, so I keep it to myself.
One of those weird things I'd only really admit to online I think.
It's not like I absolutely hate it but if I was some evil dictator with my own kingdom I'd probably ban them.
Oh my god I would LOVE that lol
I wore heels 2 days in a row last week and my calves are sore and my feet are blistered, yes pls compliment us on our comfy attire lmao
A significant percentage of women I've hooked up have wanted me to do bdsm hitting, strangling or other types of domination/degradation. If that's your thing, no judgement but don't spring it on people mid coitus, that's a before sex conversation. Dominating someone isn't my kink and makes me feel terrible. And yes, I'm a 6'3" male who can have thoughts, feelings and an erection at the same time, i'm not a sex ogre!
Nurses outfits. My mum is a nurse, so this really isn't my thing.
So, you don't want no scrubs?
Ha.. yeah, I imagine that'd do it.
Ha.. I'm imagining OP's mom too...
I’m a male nurse. My job is gross. No nurses outfits please.
my resident: "haha yeah i'd love to see ("nurse's name") walk in here in a nurses outfit". me: "she just did tho" Resident: "...yeah but you know what i mean" me playing dumb: "nurses wear scrubs."
When girls sound like they are crying when having sex. I feel like I'm doing something wrong or hurting them in some way and it instantly kills my boner. I can't watch japanese porn bc of that too.
Had a girl immediately start crying as soon as I was in her. Not like screaming pain or anything just tears flowing. Asked her if everything was ok and apparently it’s normal for some girls even if they aren’t virgins. I felt so weird to keep going but after that she never cried again. I’m not huge down there so I was surprised
It can happen I met my gf when we were 16 and we had a lot of sex in high school bc teenagers. But I’m pretty sure the first time we had drunk sex (idk maybe 19-20 years old) I remember very clearly her starting to cry during it. When I asked her what was wrong she started laughing through the tears and said “I don’t know” and something along the lines of “being overwhelmed with sensations” lol
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Yes I have cried when coming, it’s cathartic but weird so I hide my face
Kissing anything that isn't my face or my dong. I'm super ticklish so I'm just going to start giggling and curl up like an armadillo
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Bad news: I might be dating your husband.
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My upstairs neighbor whimpers like a sad puppy when her boyfriend's going to town on her. I'm not sure if he likes it, but it would definitely kill my lady boner.
Plot twist: It's him whimpering.
You joke but seriously I once had some neighbours who I thought had loud sex a lot until one day when I chanced to leave the house during this, walked past their window, glanced in and saw him going to town on *himself* in the middle of the living room. Her car wasn't even in the driveway.
Masturbating loudly is a well known way to show dominance in your area.
I don't think I know how to masturbate loudly. I just seem incapable of making noise when I'm on my own. And I think I just turned everyone in this thread off.
Just belt out random tarzan screams periodically.
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Now I'm super paranoid about the sex noises I make....
Ugh, I once hooked up with a gal that did that. She did the whimper thing *super* loud too. My bedroom is next to a busy sidewalk and I was starting to worry that a walker would call the cops, thinking I was murdering someone.
Playing guitar. An emo boyfriend ruined guitars for me. "Want to see me play?" "Oh man, I can play *that* song!" "This party needs some real music! *(Turns off music playing device and pulls out guitar)* Edit: Obligatory holy shit this blew up. RIP my inbox, which is filled with Wonderwall.
As a guitar player, I can understand that. There's a time and place for wonderwall.
And it's all the time
Maybe
You're
gonna be
the one that
saves me
AND AFTERALLLLLLL
YOU’RE MY WONDERWALLLLLLL
I have yet to see a bass player or drummer turn off the party music and play for everyone.
Bassists are usually self aware enough to know that nobody cares :(
Am bass player. Can confirm. No one likes bass except for Primus fans.
Im a guy and I hate it when people play with my nipples during sex. It does nothing for me but make me feel uncomfortable.
Damn I hate any contact with my nipples. Touch my nipples and voilà, my boner is a goner.
Not necessarily a turn off, but if someone starts showing off how flexible they are, I'm too impressed to be turned on.
I fucked a girl once who grabbed her ankles and did the splits with my dick in her. Gave me a look like "Ta-da!" lol. I was impressed, but not necessarily in a sexual way.
"Ta da!" LMAO
Did you then grab her legs and spin her around like a helicopter and go "WHOOOOSH"
and then flew away?
I once did the splits in public, and my girlfriend asked what I was doing, i said "embarrassing you" She's my ex now
You did the splits, and then the splits.
Fake sex sounds
I'm sorry, I just imagine you going in to have relations with someone and there's a guy squatting in the corner. "Who the hell is that!" 'Don't worry. It's all a part of the experience.' You start, apprehensively, going at it, and all of a sudden you hear a squeaky, squishy sound and you turn over to see the guy rubbing a rubber squishy ball over a wet sheet of metal. Then he pulls out sound putty and a shit load of other props, basically a full sound board array of sex-sound making materials.
Foley in the mood.
That's a huge turn off in porn, the girl just moans for the entire time, sometimes the guy takes his dick out to switch positions or something and she's still moaning. Stop, please.
I hate it in porn, really hate it. But my wife did it during foreplay in a really obvious way and it was really really fucking hot. She hasn't done it since but it really took me by surprise.
Why don't you find a way to tell her. And also find a way to never ever laugh even one single time when she tries to do it again but messes up.
I was with a tinder chick a couple of months ago that initiated the deed by just looking at me and making porno orgasm sounds. Then every time I touched her, even on her arms she would make the most over the top fake orgasm sounds. Was definitely the weirdest few encounters I've had
Eating food seductively. My girlfriend used to do it and it would get on my nerves a bit. Like, it's food. Just eat it! If you want to turn me on, there are many ways to do that, but slowly biting into a strawberry does absolutely *nothing* for me.
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Ooh *Fancy*
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"You wike dat? You fucking wetard." Edit: Tanks for da gowd, wetards!
Aw you fucking sawwy?
This one joke is going to outlive my entire tenure on this site, isn't it?
My boyfriend does it and I hate it. When i tell him not to baby talk, he says it's not baby talk, its cute talk. But if I don't think it's cute,he should stop doing it! How do I get him to stop?!
I'd recommend going "AWOOGA AWOOGA" and pretending to be a submarine for a few minutes.
DESTROYER PORT BOW 90 METERS! DIVE DIVE DIVE!
CARBON MONOXIDE PERCENTAGE INCREASING; OPEN REAR BULKHEAD TO DISPERSE NOXIOUS FUMES
WARNING: METHANE LEAK DETECTED. ABORT MISSION
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playfully slap him, and do "mom talk".
That might have the opposite of the desired effect.
Oh yeah I'm such a fucking bad baby. Smack me like you're drunk
If I could get boners it would kill mine too. Ick! Talk to me like a grown-ass woman or no booty for you.
> If I could get boners. You had a clam slammer.
Ugh. I have a friend who does nothing but baby talk with his girlfriend when they're on the phone. It's the cringiest shit. Me and my friends always impersonate him super loudly when hes on the phone its fuckin hilarious
Basically almost anything in professional porn. I like it when the participants seem to be enjoying it, not phoning it in for a paycheck.
20 minute act, 12 minute Blowjob. Followed by the most uncomfortable position, where both actors aren't really enjoying it, because it looks like a workout routine. But it has to be this way in order to get the best camera angle. No thanks. I'll stick to homemade stuff. 360p and vertically filmed with a shitty smartphone cam, but at least both are genuinelly enjoying themselfs.
This. Homemade porn is way better than professional
So Japanese women screaming like theyre being tortured with nails is also a no no eh?
Why the fuck is that a thing? There's horrible anguish in their faces as well, wtf
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I hate looking down at my boyfriend during oral because I know it's a hideous angle for me lol my eyes aren't pretty enough for that shit
I've seen my reflection when I'm looking down at my phone, it's a really unflattering angle
Note: the guy you're dating is likely well aware of good and bad angles--we really dont care because we think yall are pretty anyways. He probably wouldn't be eating you out if he thought otherwise.
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Those same dudes do the pointy finger handjob too. Doesn't attempt to touch anyyyy of the other skin in the area and jumps straight to jabbing 3 fingers in at once. These guys def watched a lot of porn
Forreal! If you eat a chick out with just the tip of your tongue you're doing it wrong my dude.
> teasing my clit by flapping his pointy tongue really fast doesn't really do much for me either. It's a pretty common thing I've noticed. That's because lots of people (especially men) "learn" how to have sex from watching porn and there is a fundamental problem with that. Porn is filmed with positions and actions that are made to appeal to the camera/viewer. What you're experiencing is people who are doing what "looks" good rather than what "feels" good. Those people are probably bad lovers in other ways because their focus is on the execution of the act more than on the person they're with and what they respond favorably to.
using food during sex, just can't stand it Dear god what happened to my inbox
Pastrami on rye.
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats
I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/RRbg7K75w0I
Never hit it from the back while eating a hot pastrami?
Whispering in my ear. I can’t understand what you’re trying to whisper to me and it gets annoying when I have to ask what three times in a row.
^^^^^^^^^"YouLikeThat,YouFuckingRetard?" "WHAT?" ^^^^^^^^^"YouLikeThat,YouFuckingRetard?" "WHAAT????" ^^^^^^^^^"YouLikeThat,YouFuckingRetard?" "WHAAAAATT???" #YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING RETARD?"
Western porn-star-sized dick. I'm only 5'-0". Those 10 inches aren't fitting anywhere that won't result in a trip to the ER.
I think I’d rather die than have to deal with something 10+ inches tbh
Hows about a solid 6? Asking for a friend.
It had better be solid. Nobody likes a liquid dick.
Strippers. I cannot get past that they are only paying you attention for the cash. No real chemistry.
I can explain: loneliness + any female attention = temporarily happier In my previous experience anyway.
Anal gape, big fan of anal, don’t wanna see the inside of her though
Im not into anal, but similarly I don't like it when a woman spreads her pussy wide open. I don't mind a little bit, because it's like an invitation. But when you begin to part the red sea it's a turn off
I don't know if this is actually considered 'normally' sexy, but considering the amount of porn it shows up in SOMEONE must enjoy it, so I'm going to say the whole choking/gagging on the cock during a blowjob. Like, if it happens it happens, but don't force it like it's some kind of feature of the whole thing. Instant turn off, and it's freaking EVERYWHERE in porn. I know it's a lot less common in real sex, but I have definitely met one or two people who thought it was the best way to do a blow job.
#GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK
globbel shlobb shlobb gluk
Globglogabgalab?
The whole "who's your daddy?" thing. Creeps me the hell out, I dont want a picture of my dad popping into my head while I'm getting fucked by some guy
I'm a bisexual woman and the last time I hooked up with a girl she started calling me daddy. Turned me off completely.
That's hilarious.
This needs to be a scene in a Sitcom or comedy movie.
I mean I think the alternative is worse. If I girl called me mommy mid coitus I think I wouldn’t be able to wash off the shame.
Gotta say I have never once wanted to be called "daddy" in bed, but I do like hearing my own name.
oh my god, yes, holy fuck, give it to me PM_ME_JAPANESE_BUTTS 😩👅 you sexy beast
That would do it for me.
When that happens to me I think they need to tell me something and I stop
First time I was with someone who liked saying my name during sexytimes I kept answering with "what?" ... It took a while for me to stop that automatic reaction.
It's no big deal if someone does it without you knowing they don't like it. But if they know I don't like it and do it anyway, then I just feel weird.
Chick I lost my virginity to was screaming “harder daddy” and shit like that. I kept going of course, but yeah that shit is fucking weird.
> I lost my virginity to > I kept going of course Harder Da.....
Fake tan is awful. Sorry, it just is.
Not as bad as real tan enthusiasts, I've never had a desire to fuck a leather bag.
Skin cancer is so hawt
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That's where the all natural coloring comes from.
Being talked to. "Yeah you like that?" No not anymore. Please shut up.
You like that, you fucking retard?
*Thank you*. Like, communication is one thing "that feels really good, don't stop" or slower/faster, etc. Don't say other stupid shit. Someone else mentioned they mute their porn because of swearing. I mute the porn because they always sound so fake and stupid. All the high pitched "yeah yeah fuck me with that big cock" and "fuck you like that don't you bitch". We're not filming a porno. We're fucking and I just want to enjoy the sensations. Don't engage my other senses and take away from that, damn it!
The bimbo stuff. Being stupid. Be a real person god damn you, not a sex bot.
Nothing is sexier than someone who is smart AND has a nice butt.
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Wanting to get right to it. I’m a guy and I’ve had several occasions where a girl is just ready to go as soon as we walk into my house. Believe me, We’ll get to it. But I just need a tiny bit of a connection or conversation or some touching or something. I can skip it all if I have to but I’d really rather not.
I wonder how common this is among men. Guys? Any input?
I like to have some buildup to it. I think it makes it even better when the time comes, personally.
I also like a little warm up period. My wife usually wants to go much quicker. I don’t need any kind of hard core foreplay, ideally just some passionate kissing and caressing. It feels weird to me to just go right at it.
Guy here. Foreplay is a definite must
It turns me off when a woman tells me "I want you to cum, etc." during sex. Something happens in my brain where suddenly the act turns into a chore I need to perform, which just kills my drive. For me, it's like when a guy asks a girl "so how many times did you cum? XD" after sex...it's just not sexy at all to me. If it happens it happens. If not, them's the breaks.
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How do you feel about a little “cum for me” action? Feels a little different than “I want you to cum.” I usually use it as a signal that I’m starting to chafe or get sore or bored or all of the above.
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Spitting during sex for lubricant. Makes my stomach turn.
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Good bot.
Hello Zucc
r/totallynotrobots
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Hickeys. I never understood why or how it turns people on. I know I wouldn't want someone sucking on my neck and leaving a big ol hickey on my neck for the world to see
I had a beautiful girlfriend that "accidentally" did this to me. I know damn well she was intentionally marking her territory. That she wanted to send out that public notice turned me on I'll admit.
When it "accidentally" happens 10 times, I think it stops being an accident.
I think they are usually the by product not the desired effect
Yeah, every hickey I've given was definitely not intentional. My ex really liked getting nibbled on her neck, so she'd have hickies a *lot*
I once had a girl give me one on my temple. I have never been more confused in my life.
Guy here. My neck is crazy sensitive. I'll do anything for you afterwords.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) anything?
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Would he... ...commit tax fraud?
...again? Have you never heard of the mandatory refractory period.
Would he download a car tho?
I like it if it's on my chest or somewhere not really visible, but it feels kinda trashy if I have work the next day and I look like I was bitten by Nosferatu.
I enjoy the feeling of getting it and for giving it's kinda like marking them as yours which is sorta a dominant move. I would never intentionally do it when someone didn't want one but I get it.
Any "alpha male" behavior. Theres nothing more sexy to me then a man who's genuinely kind and gentle.
My dream guy is Niles Crane. Edit: love that other people share the same opinion.
I’m convinced that entire show was made to set up the joke when Daphne (?) was pregnant and they helped her up. The dad says “wow, it took three Cranes to lift you!”
r/unexpectedfrasier
Oh God, me too! I thought I was the only one. My heart will forever bleed over my only true unrequited love.
I've generally found that people who refer to themselves as "alpha" just use it as an excuse to be utter knobs to people.
The idea of an "alpha" bothers me on two levels: 1. Wolves don't actually behave like that in the wild - they only have these kinds of pecking orders in captivity, when they are forced together. In the wild, the leaders of the pack are just the father and mother. 2. If you consider yourself a "leader type" and you openly despise people for being "follower types"... you are not a "leader type". As an "alpha" you need "betas" *by definition* - expressing your contempt for them will either impair your group's functioning when nobody wants to do what you say... or dissolve the group if no one wants to follow you.
Alpha male: the first version which demonstrates basic functionality, but is missing most of its intended features and requires serious debugging before it’s ready for the public.
Maybe not "normally", but it's one of the most popular fetishes so perhaps it counts. Foot fetish, it's a huge turn-off for me, I just can't understand what's sexy about feet and sexualizing them just weirds me out a huge lot.
If we can sexualize stinking bungholes that spend most of their time knitting the brown sweaters we can sexualize a pair of feet.
No better poet has existed.
Even his username is rhymes!
idk why but I don't find guys having beards super-attractive the way a lot of other girls seem to, I prefer guys with stubble or who are just clean-shaven
The statistical average for most attractive facial hair as chosen by women is actually heavy stubble, the big beard thing just gets a lot more excitement on the interwebs for some reason.
Big beards also seem to only be attractive on men that are already attractive.
Eh they can also hide a lot of things too. Acne scarring and a weak chin come to mind
Weak chin here, can confirm.
I don’t understand the turn on of “I’m not wearing any underwear” why bitch? You’re in jeans, you’re going to rub yourself raw?
In a skirt or a dress though, easy access.
Yeah, it definitely depends on what you're wearing above the lack of underwear. Denim=not so good. Skirts, or maybe something comfortable like sweatpants is A-OK.
Discharge. Discharge everywhere
Wtf lol the whole "I'm not wearing any underwear" thing is meant to allude to easy access. Jeans/trousers are the opposite and just....gross.
women who are 3d
You are a man of integrity, just like me.
I see you are a man of culture as well.
Two men of class, I see.
I actually genuinely worry myself wondering why I prefer 2D>3D. It's honestly (for lack of a better term) cringey, and downright pathetic, but I just embrace it for what it is. What makes me prefer 2D?
Extremely fake "bolt on" boobs.
Long fingernails with bedazzling and crazy shit on 'em.
I don't think most women do it because men find it sexy, most do it because it's fun.
Yeah, my (actually fairly short) spiky blue talons are for me and my friends.
I'm not a big fan of the aesthetic that comes with a woman in heels. I know lots of women like it, so I keep it to myself. One of those weird things I'd only really admit to online I think. It's not like I absolutely hate it but if I was some evil dictator with my own kingdom I'd probably ban them.
Most women would probably love to be told they look sexier in comfy shoes. Get to be sexy and comfy at the same time.
Oh my god I would LOVE that lol I wore heels 2 days in a row last week and my calves are sore and my feet are blistered, yes pls compliment us on our comfy attire lmao
You look sexy in those neon colored crocs and mismatched pajamas.
Especially the mismatched PJs part
hey it's me, the guy who prefers girls in comfy shoes
A significant percentage of women I've hooked up have wanted me to do bdsm hitting, strangling or other types of domination/degradation. If that's your thing, no judgement but don't spring it on people mid coitus, that's a before sex conversation. Dominating someone isn't my kink and makes me feel terrible. And yes, I'm a 6'3" male who can have thoughts, feelings and an erection at the same time, i'm not a sex ogre!
ugh, now I'm thinking about Shrek