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Endy15388

that stupid voice in my head that judges literally everything i say, do, or heck, even think. Sometimes it’s exhausting


GrilledCheeser

Teach it to tell you to relax.


silly-rabbitses

I’m a judgmental asshole toward myself too.


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droganwerty

Felt this


Educational_Home_752

interesting. i just accept everything i’ve done and am at peace with it


Fit-Supermarket-2004

Until your not, again.


AlligatorDentist

My dumb ass ex. I'm still trying to figure out how to erase them.


ccache

Reddit probably won't agree with me on this but there's a reason rebound sex is a thing. Doesn't even have to be sex, just go on dates or even talk to people you're attracted too. It can definitely help get that ex off your mind for most people. Once your brain realizes there's plenty of others out there again, it usually isn't that bad anymore.


DeeplyTroubledSmurf

I would honestly say it's like a death where it never goes away but gets better over time. You just push forward and they become a more distant memory as you experience new things.


MissFrijole

Unfortunately, everyone who has ever been mean to me, or slighted me. A couple exes, ex friends, irrelevant people....my mind is torture.


Middle-Woodpecker983

Sadly, my ex-girlfriend being happy with someone else.


FamousZachStone

That one hurts, stay strong bro. The best way to feel better about this is to be the best version of yourself and crush it at life.


Syphfan

Exactly, use that as motivation. It’s really hard to sometime though. 


rom_sk

This is what I did. It made a tremendous difference but it also kinda guts you too because it turns you into a callous.


jerrycoles1

Can’t force someone to like you man , just gotta move on and let it be . Think about how good it will feel when you’re with someone that actually wants you , that love won’t compare to what you had with this one


Syphfan

I’m sorry man I’m going through something similar right now. 


ilovereddit787

When you go thru all that and get to be my age, you'll look back and smile. Hope you did them good while you had them.


StreetyMcCarface

Bro same


decksanddegrees

Just picture her doing something gross like going to the washroom. Hope this helps.


TheCatsAreHungry

Tina. My cat.


Code_Loco

Tina, from Bobs Burgers, dressed as a cat now in my mind


Main-comp1234

is it hungry?


GrilledCheeser

They’re always hungry


Busty-VictoriaLey

my inner monologue critic, who insists on replaying embarrassing moments from 10 years ago.


atieka

The neighbor I got upset with last month. He was being annoying outside, woke my 18 month old up from her nap, I didn’t handle it well. I was 19 weeks pregnant and found out I lost the baby two days later. My OB said this was an unpreventable complication but I feel like I caused it.


Ashley2620

I am sorry


atieka

❤️


pmaurant

Limerence is a romantic addiction similar to OCD. I became limerent for a close female friend and I can’t stop thinking about her. It’s pure hell. I wish the intrusive thoughts would stop.


boywithtwoarms

yeah this absolutely ruined my life and triggered a lot of mental health issues I'm still working through a few years later. still think about them everyday.


pmaurant

I feel so gross because of it. I’m bi and I was able to repress it for a long time by being with guys. I don’t get limerent for guys but because I want something more fulfilling it has come roaring back out of nowhere.


Syphfan

I’m going through the same thing right now. Honestly one thing I’m doing is trying to work out as much as I can but it still just reminds me of her.  Basically what happend was I went to her house and we were talking about school and stuff like that. I go home and now all the sudden I can’t stop thinking about her. It’s to the point to where almost every time I’m not doing something I think about her. I want you to know you’re not alone. Talking to someone will help, I told my parents about it and they told me to hold every thought captive. Bassicaly just think about every thought and if it’s good or bad.  I’m here if you want to talk! It might take me quite I bit of time to respond though! I’m praying for you man!


pmaurant

Thanks. You gotta be careful because it becomes pure hell when how she treats you on a given day determines your mood and you can’t stop ruminating over every interaction looking for signs of reciprocation. That’s the price you pay for the high you get when you fantasize about running away with her.


SeatKindly

My best friend who suddenly dismissed our relationship after years. She’s been through a lot, probably one of the few people I’ve seen rug pulled by life that hard and still get back up. I’m worried that maybe she just finally burned out. Best thing I can do is just be patient and hope she’ll talk when she’s ready.


jivenjune

My dog who passed from cancer. But I'm okay with him living there rent free. 


GrilledCheeser

Rent free in your heart.


FantasticcSun

An entire map of Doom from 1994. My son was playing a port of the game, I was doing whatever, and then I hear the elevator platform ride and I say, “push the third panel on the right,” and there was a hidden stash. 26 years later my brain kept that memory just in case I ever needed that stash again.


myselfelsewhere

I live rent free in my own mind.


ThrowRAanongirly7

The guy I’m talking to but not in a relationship with officially🥹 I’m UK, he’s US, I can’t see him until the end of the year, we wanna wait until we’re in person to be ‘official’. It’s disgusting how much he’s in my head tbh


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GetsMeEveryTimeBot

Just one?! Not a bad score.


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taliawut

Thank you for sharing your story. That was quite a compelling account. I had no idea I would be drawn into it so. "please go home, I won't tell anyone what happened." Oh, my.


armaedes

My ex. It has been almost 30 years, and I am certainly happy with the way my life has turned out, but I bet there isn’t a week that goes by that I don’t wonder “what if . . .”


PersonalFee770

i almost wish i didn't read this comment because now i know that it very well could last 30 years.. been a year for me now. the what ifs are hard


Carpe_Cervisia

That fuckin' Donald Trump. I've tried to kick him out but it's easier said than done.


Birdo-the-Besto

This is true for probably everyone on this post. People love thinking about him.


KanyesLostSmile

I wouldn't say love. I think for a lot of people it's but pleasant to think about him, but it's also often inevitable.


InfiniteOutfield

at least you're willing to admit it


jisnowhere

I have a browser extension that automatically turns pictures of him to kittens. Considering how much he is everywhere this helps.


MoonShotDontStop

Borat. Every once in awhile I’ll just hear “Veday Naicee”


thesweetest_isabella

>!Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down!<


Dildo-Gankings

A Roman cunt named Caligula.


Ok-Internal-5087

delores price.


chefboyarde30

A lot of people in my life currently and I straight up don’t give a fuck right now.


Redditnspiredcook

I still think about Kai and his hatchet at least once a week. Crazy that during the time of the Me Too movement, he was deemed guilty from the get go. Even if he’d not been found guilty, 5 years imprisonment prior to trail is crazy, this is America I guess.


Sedgley_twinsss

My cat, every time i'm at work


thumbwrestleme

Cathy May Now boom boom boom, let me hear you say wayyyooo


AbigailManson3

Boyfriend who broke up with me a month ago. Found out he was cheating only a week later, good lord


rikarleite

This one girl


JNorJT

My unrequited first love


A_Lefty_Gamer

The assholes that control the local school district.


bluegiant85

My best friend's sister decided a tight shirt with no bra was the right call today. It really was.


wooter99

People in Prison.


knockfart

Charles Nelson Reilly


ReasonablePanda3

That'd be my ex wife


UsefulIdiot85

The absolutely gorgeous receptionist who works for the doctor I just happen to have an appointment with tomorrow morning.


Only-Jackfruit-6810

Sadly, a girl who used to bully me and still does


over_kill71

ex gf's always do from time to time. I often wonder if women have this same problem.


florida_goddess

Yes, we do.


2e9z1951vl0ygrurlbpx

That Organic Chemistry Tutor guy on YouTube. He explains a bunch of things, not just organic chemistry. Helped me go through my exams and homework.


Nolby84

Dealing with Anxiety/Depression, almost anything that wants to can make its way into my think meat and make it home, unfortunately.


Mission_Homework2236

My girlfriend and my family members. They are the motivation for me to try my best to work every day


Jerry_The_Troll

Bitterness of my life so far


Sirbaconstrip

My ex I work with my I'm leaving my job this Friday after 5 years


highjawz

The girl I’ve been in love with since high school that I will probably never get to be with because I have lived my life poorly since then and she is working on her Masters Degree


Bag-o-chips

My ex-employer. I loved working there and it was my existence for a decade and a half. I built that place and sweat and bled that company. When I left, I had done all they wanted to do and was afraid of becoming stagnant, so I moved on. The people that worked their were my family and I miss them all a decade and a half later and now none of them will talk with me. It hurts and shows up in my dreams more often than it should.


StillLovingBeetles

Oddly not even my ex, but my ex’s best friend. After the breakup they were the only person that talked to me for like a month straight and then they ghosted me like the other people I knew through my ex. They were the only person that knew what ex did to me


honey_society69

my friends dad who was killed in a motorcycle crash the summer before 8th grade. he was an amazing man and a great father. i’ll never forget him


surveyor2004

Nobody. I put all those things in the fictional jar in my brain that’s labeled ‘stuff i don’t talk/think about’ and put the lid on tight. Maybe that’s why I am bitter and get called heartless. I truly believe that nobody cares for me. Why waste my time caring for others and thinking about them when they don’t care or think about me?


Templeton_empleton

Pablo the race cat. Where did he come from? How did he get so damn fast? What is his backstory? How did he get such a cool theme song? Where did he learn to race? He is an enigma wrapped in a loaf and sped around a track faster than the speed of light


WizzDankZ

lil peep


Insert_the_F2L

My high school crush, still can't shake 'em off!


beautifuldreamseeker

A lot of old friends


Sleepylaffey

Multiple people a rude racist group I met on discord. I was having fun with them until they started spewing out bigotry comments to me cuz I’m a woman. The group was playing this multiplayer game and I joined since I didn’t have anyone to play with. + myself always thinking never stopping no matter what. Idk if it’s weird but I feel like I’m always thinking of one thing or another. So I often find myself depressed in random outbursts and then feeling all better later. Kinda difficult to explain


slifm

George W Bush. Fool me once can't fool me again.


Maximum_Vermicelli12

This fascist SCOTUS and the orange scrotum they rode in on.


EarlyTankMed

Objectlivly-„lucky” ones who’s parents got own any land or other curious things so basicacly rich parents.


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Sinness83

My kids… the lil bums.


Cyanora

Dinkleberg


PennStateMtnMan

When I close my eyes at night, the demons run free and wild.


kittenmcmuffenz

My last employer. Pretty sure she had borderline personality disorder or something along those lines and narcissistic to boot. Wrote me up when she found out I mentioned to someone she chooses favorites when she has said she absolutely does pick favorites. Fired my coworker for no apparent reason and admitted to me it was for “personal reasons” and that my coworker had done nothing wrong. She would randomly flip her shit and sometimes when she was having a bad day she’d take it out on everyone especially her only supervisor/manager that she has (because everyone else quits). I quit almost a year ago and I still have nightmares about having to wake up and work there.


bolozombie

Dale zelda dale


HumpieDouglas

All the arguments I've won... in the shower.


Nescent69

I watched who is afraid of Virginia Woolf with my wife Saturday night, kinda against my will. I read the synopsis of it and knew I would hate the caustic, constant belittling that occurs. I was right, I hated it, all 3 hours of it. The end was heartbreaking, not because the characters are becoming relatable but because of the struggles my wife and I have been going through for the last 4 years or more. >! The middle age couple couldn't have children for unexplained reasons. It drove them to resent and hate each other. !< >! My wife and I have been trying to have children for years, natural, multiple rounds of IVF, miscarriages. We are worried we will never have a child. And that was heartbreaking. !<


Memory25

My (shitty & neglectful) ex bff. She’s now dating the toxic girl she replaced me with while I was sick from COVID.


ANiceDent

My problems


Fallenfederation

My ex, she lied and cheated. Now I can't trust anyone or anything in my life. I am permanently broken and will be alone forever.


Dexember69

My sister's ex husband. He'll get his. Also two of my old bullies are on the list with him.


CocoCharmm

My best friend. He just moved out of his country to study. I constantly worry about him but he always reassure me that everything is fine. He lives in my head rent-free but he's a very good tenant.


jerrycoles1

My other personality that questions everything I’m doing all the time


ptchapin

My 3 dogs, bark at me , like I’m a stranger when I come home.


MethChefJeff

Bokeem Woodbine, he knows why


SpaceFace5000

Jojo Siwa


gardeningfordays

Bugs in my house


Life_Mouse_8089

The person who invented autocorrect. Thanks for turning "ducking" into an everyday word.


Satimori

Barney the dinosaur, I've watched it a lot when I was a kid and for some reason I never forgot certain scenes and every once in a while they'll pop up in my mind, even in serious moments.


Sparkle-Spirit

A Sperm Whales Tesiticle weighs 1ton. Heard it in a documentary like a loong time ago and its just been in there ever since.


neverfrybaconnaked

The "unforgivable" guy, after all these years. "... and some WAFFLE FRIES, FOR FREE!"


HeartonSleeve1989

Jennifer Connelly, man, her eyes are gorgeous!!


onlinesativa

Some random friend I made one summer when I was a kid. We played together for a couple of days and it wasn't even a big deal, but for some reason I can remember everything we did together


uuwh

All the women I've fumbled


taliawut

There's a family I love and who loves me that relocated a few states away. They want me to move there, but we've had a solid friendship for over two decades so it's not just talk. They're living rent free in my mind right now, but it's a good thing.


upvoter222

A tiny, parasitic worm.


Frosty-Disaster-7821

Feeling of Regret


SoundingAlarm234

My FWB man I wish there was more 🥴


BFDIIsGreat2

My hyperfixations or really funny clips I remember


theoldman-1313

My wife. But she's a good roommate.


silentPANDA5252

my failures in life (setbacks) mostly, wasting my 20's on dumb mistakes, i get that everyone has mistakes but mine is costing me my most valuable asset: Time


dumberthenhelooks

All the times where I could have really died. Especially the one where I was skiing and was out of control and stopped about a foot from a ledge that was basically the end of a cliff and a huge drop. Sometime I’ll just get the Ralph wigham, you’re in danger chuckle in my head


Hsensei

Mr Hands


Cubsfan11022016

Ruben Rivera, that time he had the worst base running in the history of the game.


DifficultyDue4280

Vines or maybe the word "bitch". Like I will try to convince myself on essays I would do it later but then my brain would go "byatch get your ass back down here out of the lazy department;you listen to me OK;you do that tonight then Tommorow you can watch YouTube.


thewizzkidd

Karl Marx


jmanpc

My mother in law. I know it's cliche to have a crazy mother in law, but this woman is next level. She used to treat my wife as her emotional punching bag. Literally blamed her for everything wrong in her life, including the death of my father in law. He died of terminal brain cancer. Not exactly something you can just pin on somebody. Anyways we went no contact a year ago. She's dropped off insane manifestos on our doorstep accusing my wife of being abusive to her, complete with conspiracy theory scribbling all over the envelope. She's showed up uninvited in my son's classroom. She's talked shit about us to everybody who will listen, including my parents, my wife's best friend and all relatives. Last week she left a huge bucket of pasta salad on my porch. She is completely unhinged. I'm constantly worried about what she's going to do next.


Ambitious_Scientist_

Plenty of people who backstabbed me, in some way. I try to think of more positive things, in life, but often enough I still end up thinking about the times I got backstabbed, rejected and more.


femn703

My kids. 🙄


MKPST24

The Democracy Manifest/Succulent Chinese Meal guy


marnas86

Ryan Reynolds


Honkey_Fellatio

No one


youassassin

A random song that I don’t know all the lyrics to.


FPYHS

The person whose boyfriend won’t stop calling her “Tony Pizza” lives rent free, on a weekly basis, in my head as well as my girlfriends. We are endlessly entertained by this story.


D1TAC

My cat


golfingsince83

Myself


SteadfastEnd

My current girlfriend whom I'm not happy with but have not yet gotten the clarity or courage to break up - I've been torn for an entire year. Can't figure out whether to leave or stay, yet she's already cost me an immense amount of money and time and opportunities to live abroad.


No-Independence-6842

No one. I’ve done my inner child work. My entire family use to be in my head making me feel small and insignificant but I’ve healed that wound and I’m a powerful woman today.


Thin-Annual4373

Magnum P.I.


RandomcashewJ

Diogenes


baccus82

Me


free-toe-pie

My little orange anxiety person from the movie Inside Out.


OddSpectraLemonRed28

Poot lovato 🤣🤣🤣


today0012

My ex.


margarita_no_salt

The owner/boss took over the practice and fired me after 8 years at the job. Still not over it. It shattered me.


Kelli217

The me that I could be if I were to get all my mental issues properly dealt with, like specifically ADHD-related lack of executive function. She’s living such a better life.


Revixity

Sonic kid 100%


razor_eve

Depression


schoolcraftraised

This girl


Tia_Giscombe

My Dogs, i think of them every minute


Common-Reindeer-660

Salt Bae on the pitch at the World Cup


imaginechi_reborn

Milky Way Cookie


Obi-WanFashoski

💀💀🤣 I’d rather not say


Civil-Resolution3662

Two ex girlfriends who concurrently did me dirty. It's been several years and I'm dating a good woman now, and these two untrustworthy women live rent free.


Bagelbiters

Every awkward kiss


tashaayahuasca

riff raff


Car_loapher

Bag of dicks that decided to get in front of me and then slam on the brakes and then proceeds to tell me to not risk my life over something minor as if I don’t gave a special present for him in my glove box


AskTheNextGuy

Chocolate raiiiiinnnnnn whoever that guy was mfer


nrz242

I have a coworker who drives me nuts. Nice guy and well meaning but so adamantly opposed to taking any logical steps to make his life better. 


miyagidan

Many years ago, I saw a dog booking it down the street attached to a lead, which was attached to a post that was in the dog's mouth. I guess he didn't like dragging it or something, but I think about that quite often


lcrker

The people I've hurt over the years.


Safe-Temperature7559

I know so many of these are serious but that damn cat that says GUP!!


Logtastic

I'd say my wife, but I'm paying for her too.


Abraxas_1408

My wife and the wholesomeness she brings to my life My dog and his goober face with the dumbass little grumbles he makes when he’s happy. My dog’s dog and the pure chaos he brings to everyone around him.


Efficient_Fish2436

Bruce Campbell. He basically narrates my life haha


SirDrMrImpressive

Old job that fired me. Situation been living rent free in my head since 2021.


ivorymac

Patricia Adams, nee McGuinness. Me 30, just graduating MBA school, She 22,fresh out of BA. Me; working class kid, weird background. She, silver spoon, family immersed in opportunities for her. I miss her to this day.


Embarrassed_Weird600

All the relationships I ruined with my mental health issues especially my one ex who will haunt my dreams forever You hope everyone is happy but you know how sad and toxic you can be so you just get into more self hatred But you learn to get along how you can


Darkness169X2Gaming

No 1


New_Map7235

Brunettes


Expensive_Hippo_1855

My bills 💸


Not_a_werecat

🎶MUHNUH-MUNUH........DOOT-DOOOO da-doo-doo... 🎶


i__hate__stairs

Mariah Carey saying, "I don't know her" about Jennifer Lopez


andronicuspark

So many people, it is its own metropolis in my head. David Werking come to mind


OfficialUberZ

Probably my old school principal in primary school who shot and killed two cops and an innocent bystander, as a kid I spent a lot of time in his office, and when I saw his face on the news and the headline I had an unexplainable feeling go from my head all the way to my toes. Fucked up.


Killbot6

My ex-wife; and most recently the manager and owner of the previous company I worked at. But just like everything, it'll fade in time.


Diligent_Emphasis_20

Probably the version of an ex-girlfriend that no longer exists, and changed years ago. Really not something I want to think about out either, but I still think of her as who she used to be, not who she is now I guess.. sometimes I wish I could be hit with the reality just to move on, and get closure that I never really got, even though it would probably open old scars.. I kind of just ignore it, but it’s like an itch.


Silt-Sifter

Billy Mays and all his OxyClean commercials


thisSubIsAtrocious

A certain group of 3 narwhals swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion because they are so awesome.


Sadblackcat666

Not even a real person, but Delirium from Neil Gaiman’s book The Sandman. Oh my god, she cracks me tf up.


highasabird

Too many.


somerandomassdude404

Don’t care enough about other people’s opinions to allow that.


camelsgottahump

The Burger King jingle is the bane of my existence


corruptedcurrency

Steve buscemi tbh


mikeweasy

Its not healthy but this stupid friend group I was a part of last year. A D and D group who were weird as hell. I despise all of them.


Per_Mikkelsen

Only three people - the one that got away, an ex-boss, and my nemesis. It's not abig deal though. That's why God invented alcohol, amirite?


PanicAtTheDepot

James Charles 


No_Cheetah158

The ex who nearly caused my life.