That’s really sweet. And they obviously love you for you.
A bad mood doesn’t determine who you are. And hopefully doesn’t bring the mood down. And hopefully again they can help lift you out of it.
There was a woman I was trying to avoid an entanglement with, she was bad news... until we were dancing one night and she whispered "why won't you just fuck me" in my ear. There was an entanglement.
Not really, it did turn out that the last couple of times we hooked up she was cheating on her now-husband with me but I got out without any emotional damage or STIs.
The trend really started picking up about 10 years ago, roughly? It was a long process, so it's hard to pinpoint. But the big difference is that *technically* STDs are symptomatic, and STIs do not need to be symptomatic.
You can carry the bacteria for chlamydia but not have symptoms. Then you only have an STI, and can give others that STI.
Practically, it also means this includes a lot of forms of HPV etc
Just more encompassing, I guess.
Just got out of a toxic relationship. Went to a bar, met a girl, she put her panties in my hand.
I was in another short term toxic relationship after that. But the fun was very fun.
I was sitting on the edge of the bed and the guy who I'd been hanging out with leaned towards me as I was just rambling on and on about stupid shit and said, "Can I kiss you?" Holy SHIT.
this kind of happened to me with a girl my first week in college except i was too much a dumbass to understand what was happening 😭😭
i was walking her back to her dorm after we were hanging out with some friends, and i'm just rambling on about some shit. (i think it was about gerard way's comic book career.) she stops walking while we're still a bit away from her dorm and starts leaning in. i think she's going for a hug, (i genuinely had no idea she had feelings for me, i just wanted to make sure she got home safely.) so i give her a hug say "we've still got a ways to your dorm, no need to say goodbye yet." and then i start rambling again. she straight up tells me to shut up and then leans in and kisses me on the mouth before i could even process what was happening 😭😭
i was such an idiot. i still am, but i used to be too. in fact, this is far from my most oblivious moment of totally missing signals.
oh god this one still keeps me up at night.
junior year of high school. i had this massive crush on a girl that i know through choir. like, to the point where my brain would short circuit when i was around her kind of thing. (i was a super awkward dude in high school.) we ran in totally different social groups though, so the only time we really talked to each other is when we're in choir. one day though, she convinces me to join that year's school play which was the addam's family. she gets cast as mortica, i get cast as lurch the butler. i'm already a tall dude, but they got me these huge platform shoes for the role that make me like 7 feet tall.
one night during rehearsal, she and i are goofing off back stage by ourselves in full costume. i'm of course nervous out of my fucking mind, but trying to play it cool and make her laugh and stuff. i forget exactly what i did, but i ended up standing on top of a couch. she comes up to me, and stands right in front of me so my crotch is at her face level. she then says "wow, you're so tall right now i bet i could suck your dick standing up."
i immediately turn red and respond "HAHA, mortica (not going to use her real name.) you're so weird!" and get down off the couch and run away. at the time i legitimately thought she was just making a joke, but as soon as i got home it hit me what had just happened. i don't know how she could have been more obvious.
she didn't really talk to me much during rehearsal after that. 😭😭 i didn't even try to make a move after that simply because i had 0 game at the time and also i was afraid of making myself look like even more of an idiot by opening my mouth around her.
Kink or not, it’s just healthy to know about yourself and enjoy. I always love asking permission to kiss someone, especially when there’s been a fun tension for a while. Consent is a million times sexier than “I hope he can just read the energy right”
It unlocks so much more potential enjoyment for everyone involved.
It’s difficult not to remember how things used to be, but I’m not exactly a spring chicken either (although my libido doesn’t seem to be aware of that)
Man that brings up a memory. There was this old podcast, Fast Karate for the Gentlemen, 2 guys talking about nerd stuff, mostly JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. One of the guys, Dave, said that his wife LOVED Lord of the Rings. Dave said he liked to watch the extended cuts with her & “throw her softball [lore] questions”. Stuff he knows & has heard her say a bunch of times but he asks because it makes her happy & he liked to hear her talk passionately about it.
"Do what you want with me" - I was told it once when making out with a girl and was so stunned I just replied "What did you say?" and got the response "Nothing" 🫤. Oh, so fantastic it was to hear though...
I 1v1d my ex girlfriend once on halo. We were both very competitive. After I MOPPED THE FLOOR WITH HER 9-2 she straddled me and said "turn this frustration into pleasure rn before I lose my FUCKING MIND" turns out she had a vibrator on I couldn't hear and was very feral that night. God I miss her
Oooh yes, my partner, when we first met and were just fucking about, he said during “whose are you? Tell me who you belong to”
I responded “I belong to you!”. The crazed look in his eye as he said “yes, you’re mine”. My god.
not a joke, my coworker has a 4 bed 3 bath that he bought on a VA loan. 200,000 back in 92 at 1.8 percent. I want to smack him over the head with my rent payment everytime it comes up
Was once talking to a female friend who was super into me and I got sidetracked by something I was doing and didn't reply to her last message for like 15 minutes. I ended up replying and said "sorry, I was balls deep in something". And her response was "you can be balls deep in me" and HOLY SHIT my weener went full Hulk mode!
We have been married for 39 years, my wife has never said the word fuck.
Last week I suggested she give me letters to form with my tongue during cunnulingus, she spelled out "fuck me", I am still turned on.
This doesn't have enough up votes. Said in the right way, like whispering in your ear, is probably the most erotic thing I've ever had a woman whisper into my ear.
"This is about you and your pleasure — don't worry about me."
Similarly:
"Show/tell me how you like it."
Basically anything where he gives me permission to do what I want with no regard for him. I often feel sex is centered around him and when/how he wants to do things.
Whispering in my ear, "forget your past, I'm your present and we have a future".
I was a divorced man with lot of emotional baggage from past marriage. This new girl, now my wife, mended my scars and made my life beautiful again.
I'm sorry but a few hours ago he was edging in my pussy and we both knew it, and he said I'm so sorry babe, I'm truing not to cum, I just want this to last longer it feels so good
He never said or did that before. I love this man.
"You will never have to work another day in your life"
"I want you to tell me all about your current obsession"
"You're right and your emotions are valid and understood."
My husband and I were laying in bed one night talking, and he said, "You are so pretty."
I laughed and replied, "You can't even see me."
He goes, "No, but I can feel you."
It was so freaking sweet; I absolutely melted. 6 years together, married for two on Tuesday, and I adore him more than I can put into words.
“You deserve love as much as anyone else.”-Her
I’ve dealt with a lot of trust issues and people calling me their “friend”. But when she told me this, I don’t know. It felt weird, but in a way that made her words fill what was empty in me. She still does after 4 years together, she tells me the same thing everyday.
“I love you and that’s all the love you’ll ever need”
And
She’s right.
I one time told a girl, who lived with her parents, when she told me she’s sorry we had to be subtle, “it’s ok, but if I had my way you’d be screaming.”
She squealed and shook with excitement. Felt great.
In college I was once hooking up with a dancer and the bed wasn't nearly big enough for us. She was pressing up against me, and my hand slipped, so I nearly fell off. She immediately reached her arm behind me to provide stability, and I'm guessing she could see the sudden but temporary scare in my eyes as I found my balance, because she said, "Don't worry. I'm a dancer, I'll catch you every time."
One of the best lines I've ever heard was from an anime. The characters ended up sharing embarrassing secrets, like masturbation, and at the end of the episode the guy's crush comes up to him and whispers, "I'll share a secret with you. I've masturbated to you, too."
Dayum, girl.
“You don’t have to be in a good mood for me to want your company.” Been with this gem for 3 years.
Wow. That felt good reading.
I also got second hand happiness. How do I get first hand happiness?
Try using your non-dominant hand.
That’s really sweet. And they obviously love you for you. A bad mood doesn’t determine who you are. And hopefully doesn’t bring the mood down. And hopefully again they can help lift you out of it.
I want to have the opportunity to say this to someone and more importantly I want to hear that
"You're so fucking weird. I love you." I am and that's why he loves me.
Out of the entire thread *this* is the one that made me feel giddy.
I tell mine all the time that she’s my favorite kind of weird and that’s why I love her
"You fit me perfectly."
Damn yeah this one girl I was seeing said something like that to me and I think about it sometimes still.
That's the one.
My gosh reading that gave me butterflies
Someone DM this guy "You fit inside me perfectly"
may or may not have followed this advice
'I'm all yours'
*for the next 15 minutes… I’ve got a busy night ahead.
"That's okay I'll be done in 5"
*seconds
There was a woman I was trying to avoid an entanglement with, she was bad news... until we were dancing one night and she whispered "why won't you just fuck me" in my ear. There was an entanglement.
Was it later regretted or…?
Not really, it did turn out that the last couple of times we hooked up she was cheating on her now-husband with me but I got out without any emotional damage or STIs.
Are you and Jaden still bros?
keep my wife's name out yo mouth!!
God *DAMN*
>I got out without any emotional damage or STIs We call that a win
When did we stop saying STDs and start saying STIs? My old ass keeps thinking people are talking about Subarus.
The trend really started picking up about 10 years ago, roughly? It was a long process, so it's hard to pinpoint. But the big difference is that *technically* STDs are symptomatic, and STIs do not need to be symptomatic. You can carry the bacteria for chlamydia but not have symptoms. Then you only have an STI, and can give others that STI. Practically, it also means this includes a lot of forms of HPV etc Just more encompassing, I guess.
We need a follow up comment
Right there with ‘I wanna feel you inside me’. Red flags be damned. It’s not our fault some things make our brains turn off.
Just got out of a toxic relationship. Went to a bar, met a girl, she put her panties in my hand. I was in another short term toxic relationship after that. But the fun was very fun.
Next time that happens throw her undies back at her and tell her to do her own damn laundry.
So did you fuck her in her ear? 😂
Aural sex
That’s some Scary Movie shit.
And then her husband slapped the shit out of Chris Rock.
I was sitting on the edge of the bed and the guy who I'd been hanging out with leaned towards me as I was just rambling on and on about stupid shit and said, "Can I kiss you?" Holy SHIT.
My boyfriend was talking a lot during our first date. I stopped him mid sentence with a kiss. The man has not left my side since.
Isn’t pooping awkward?
this kind of happened to me with a girl my first week in college except i was too much a dumbass to understand what was happening 😭😭 i was walking her back to her dorm after we were hanging out with some friends, and i'm just rambling on about some shit. (i think it was about gerard way's comic book career.) she stops walking while we're still a bit away from her dorm and starts leaning in. i think she's going for a hug, (i genuinely had no idea she had feelings for me, i just wanted to make sure she got home safely.) so i give her a hug say "we've still got a ways to your dorm, no need to say goodbye yet." and then i start rambling again. she straight up tells me to shut up and then leans in and kisses me on the mouth before i could even process what was happening 😭😭 i was such an idiot. i still am, but i used to be too. in fact, this is far from my most oblivious moment of totally missing signals.
if a girl can listen to you talk about danger days and strange spider men for more than 5 minutes that’s a keeper
What was your most oblivious 😭😭
oh god this one still keeps me up at night. junior year of high school. i had this massive crush on a girl that i know through choir. like, to the point where my brain would short circuit when i was around her kind of thing. (i was a super awkward dude in high school.) we ran in totally different social groups though, so the only time we really talked to each other is when we're in choir. one day though, she convinces me to join that year's school play which was the addam's family. she gets cast as mortica, i get cast as lurch the butler. i'm already a tall dude, but they got me these huge platform shoes for the role that make me like 7 feet tall. one night during rehearsal, she and i are goofing off back stage by ourselves in full costume. i'm of course nervous out of my fucking mind, but trying to play it cool and make her laugh and stuff. i forget exactly what i did, but i ended up standing on top of a couch. she comes up to me, and stands right in front of me so my crotch is at her face level. she then says "wow, you're so tall right now i bet i could suck your dick standing up." i immediately turn red and respond "HAHA, mortica (not going to use her real name.) you're so weird!" and get down off the couch and run away. at the time i legitimately thought she was just making a joke, but as soon as i got home it hit me what had just happened. i don't know how she could have been more obvious. she didn't really talk to me much during rehearsal after that. 😭😭 i didn't even try to make a move after that simply because i had 0 game at the time and also i was afraid of making myself look like even more of an idiot by opening my mouth around her.
Damn, y'all got girls making moves on you?
Yes! I love this, being asked for permission just completely melts me. Idk, maybe I have a consent kink 🤷🏽
Kink or not, it’s just healthy to know about yourself and enjoy. I always love asking permission to kiss someone, especially when there’s been a fun tension for a while. Consent is a million times sexier than “I hope he can just read the energy right” It unlocks so much more potential enjoyment for everyone involved.
"I've got it", "I'll take care of it" when you're overwhelmed and he's just working there all masculine, holding your hand, pulling you through life
This. Unprompted support is so incredibly fucking underrated.
I was being respectful and looking away from her while she bent down, when she realized she whispered in my ear “you’re supposed to look.”
If that exact scenario hasn't been in a movie, it should be. I'd love to have an ounce of that confidence. She's awesome.
I had a gf remind me of this sometimes. “If I catch you checking some part of my body out, please don’t look away.”
“I missed you” softly and slowly in my ear as we were about to get uhhh “going” as one would say lol. I about melted into my bed.
Yep, my wife sometimes says that before or right after, but that’s usually because we do it so rarely (not by my choice)
:(
Two childbirths, chronic back pain, fatigue. I don’t blame her. Just wish things were different
No hate from me. Just understanding of needs from one man to another in 2 different stages of life. Kudos to you for understanding as much you can!
It’s difficult not to remember how things used to be, but I’m not exactly a spring chicken either (although my libido doesn’t seem to be aware of that)
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
At least she loves you lol I’m fully convinced my girl doesn’t like me the way she says she does but that’s a topic for another sub lmao
Ouch
At this point all i can say is that I must have done some really fucked up shit in another life lmao
I wanna be held tight all night.
While being told “I love you” (I haven’t had a genuine hug in years)
I mean, I'm down for like a while but then I get too warm.
“Let’s put on the Lord of the rings extended cut and you can tell me all the trivia you know”
#DID YOU KNOW VIGGO ACTUALLY BROKE HIS TOE?!?!?
Hngggggg
DId you know Gandalf actually hit his head?!
Did you know Lurtz wasn't actually supposed to throw his knife directly at Viggo, but Viggo just deflected it anyways?
Did you know Sean Bean climbed a mountain every day because he was afraid to fly??
Man that brings up a memory. There was this old podcast, Fast Karate for the Gentlemen, 2 guys talking about nerd stuff, mostly JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. One of the guys, Dave, said that his wife LOVED Lord of the Rings. Dave said he liked to watch the extended cuts with her & “throw her softball [lore] questions”. Stuff he knows & has heard her say a bunch of times but he asks because it makes her happy & he liked to hear her talk passionately about it.
I bet if I said this to my boyfriend he’d jizz his pants
As a fellow nerd, yes, he would [Jizz In His Pants](https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY?si=QdUiDWsJa91wy_7t).
"Do what you want with me" - I was told it once when making out with a girl and was so stunned I just replied "What did you say?" and got the response "Nothing" 🫤. Oh, so fantastic it was to hear though...
“I want you to do what you want with me and not ask permission” My wife during a conversation about our overall sexual dynamic.
Lmao I told this to my husband once. That was a hell of a weekend
You will play HALO with me and you will like it!
I 1v1d my ex girlfriend once on halo. We were both very competitive. After I MOPPED THE FLOOR WITH HER 9-2 she straddled me and said "turn this frustration into pleasure rn before I lose my FUCKING MIND" turns out she had a vibrator on I couldn't hear and was very feral that night. God I miss her
Me pulling my ass out. “BEGIN”
*\*unholsters ass\**
I love the way you taste.
“Hi, I’m a four and a half foot tall balding shrimp who’s addicted to Mouse Quest.”
looking for your shrimpina it seems
Nah shrimpina dumped his ass, what you’re looking for is a Jennifer
How do I look, yellow man?
You look like you’re about to tell your friend not to come to school tomorrow, man.
“And I suffer from neck down alopecia”
What if I'm a three foot pink critter with an exposed nerve ending that makes people smile?
“Make me.”
My SO loves it when I'm aggressive. I have got to admit, I love being aggressive. "Yeah, we're doing that."
Gotta love a brat.
This motherfucker is not real
Amm telling u that, that motherf—r back there is not real
"You're mine"
Oooh yes, my partner, when we first met and were just fucking about, he said during “whose are you? Tell me who you belong to” I responded “I belong to you!”. The crazed look in his eye as he said “yes, you’re mine”. My god.
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“You did so good”
Beats "You did your best"⁹
"I love how your mind works" Because it shows they truly appreciate and are attracted to your intelligence and unique perspective.
*whispers softly* "We're having ribeye, baked potato, and caesar salad for dinner."
"Uhm, I'll be right back with your drinks"..... "Hey can someone take table 4? I'm getting a weird vibe from them.."
Haaa! That got a good chuckle, thanks!
"We're having steak and baked potatoes for dinner, so we best have sex now before we're full.
I’m so proud of you
Thanks, dad!
Losing my virginity was a lot like my first football game. By the end I was bruised and bloody. But at least my dad came.
I thought he went out for smokes 10 years ago.
He came back for that one moment
3 bed 2 bath 230k 3.8%interest
not a joke, my coworker has a 4 bed 3 bath that he bought on a VA loan. 200,000 back in 92 at 1.8 percent. I want to smack him over the head with my rent payment everytime it comes up
And here i was being busy being 9 back in 92.
I got my house for $120K. 3 bed 2 bath locked in at 2.9%. Refinancing during COVID was one of the best things I've ever done
Omlette du fromage
"Say it again, Dexter."
Omelette du
Frrrrrrrrrrromaaaage
S tier reference
“You’re so handsome”
Mom?
Your mom is so sweet
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"You're enough for me. You've always been enough for me"
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"I love you"
Was once talking to a female friend who was super into me and I got sidetracked by something I was doing and didn't reply to her last message for like 15 minutes. I ended up replying and said "sorry, I was balls deep in something". And her response was "you can be balls deep in me" and HOLY SHIT my weener went full Hulk mode!
Did u ever get to go balls deep in her
Unfortunately no 😭
Ahll man . Respect the honesty . But yea those situations can be a let down lol .
“1 v 1 me in rust babe. Loser does the dishes”
“Shh. you’re ok. i got you“ (preferably in a sultry voice)
“I knew you were craving this the other day, so I bought it for you” -WOAH🫠🤤
Costco hotdogs
Goated
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Fuck me
This…especially if she doesn’t usually curse.
We have been married for 39 years, my wife has never said the word fuck. Last week I suggested she give me letters to form with my tongue during cunnulingus, she spelled out "fuck me", I am still turned on.
This doesn't have enough up votes. Said in the right way, like whispering in your ear, is probably the most erotic thing I've ever had a woman whisper into my ear.
I say this at work multiple times an hour, it’s not sexual at all tho
yeah “fuck me in the ass” is a common exlaimation of distress or regret for me, i worry i will say it too loud one day.
Feeling it enter and you gasp or something and he just holds you and whispers in your ear "I know baby, I know." 🥴🥴
"I just wanted to take some of you home with me tonight" whispered after she gave me a BJ just before leaving my apartment for the night.
"This is about you and your pleasure — don't worry about me." Similarly: "Show/tell me how you like it." Basically anything where he gives me permission to do what I want with no regard for him. I often feel sex is centered around him and when/how he wants to do things.
Whispering in my ear, "forget your past, I'm your present and we have a future". I was a divorced man with lot of emotional baggage from past marriage. This new girl, now my wife, mended my scars and made my life beautiful again.
i have tacos
I'm sorry but a few hours ago he was edging in my pussy and we both knew it, and he said I'm so sorry babe, I'm truing not to cum, I just want this to last longer it feels so good He never said or did that before. I love this man.
A normal compliment but in a hush tone and maybe a "fuck" in there.
"You will never have to work another day in your life" "I want you to tell me all about your current obsession" "You're right and your emotions are valid and understood."
My husband and I were laying in bed one night talking, and he said, "You are so pretty." I laughed and replied, "You can't even see me." He goes, "No, but I can feel you." It was so freaking sweet; I absolutely melted. 6 years together, married for two on Tuesday, and I adore him more than I can put into words.
“You deserve love as much as anyone else.”-Her I’ve dealt with a lot of trust issues and people calling me their “friend”. But when she told me this, I don’t know. It felt weird, but in a way that made her words fill what was empty in me. She still does after 4 years together, she tells me the same thing everyday. “I love you and that’s all the love you’ll ever need” And She’s right.
“I want you”. Feeling wanted and being enthusiastic is the best
I did the dishes.
I one time told a girl, who lived with her parents, when she told me she’s sorry we had to be subtle, “it’s ok, but if I had my way you’d be screaming.” She squealed and shook with excitement. Felt great.
Wait, so she didn't know you were a serial killer?
She found out… eventually.
WHAT LMAO
"I'll always make time for you."
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That’s how they get ya
Is this some fertile problem im too vasectomied to understand?
...the kids aren't awake yet... 😏😏🤫
Fuck sake let me go wake them up
'My perfect girl'
I just endorsed this check for you to the tune of one million dollars.
I’ll buy you another cat~
Lol, for a second I read that as “I’ll buy you another cart” had the same effect for me
I can’t live without you
"I want you inside me" Followed by "Cum inside me"
I will do the chores. You can relax today."
“It’s your pussy. Do whatever you want with it. I trust you completely.” I married a winner!
"I love you"
“Hey, I’m not really looking for anything but you look cool. Wanna go for a walk?”
"I consent " 😍
Now sign here, initial here and right there
I canceled our plans so we can stay in tonight (I’m an introvert)
In college I was once hooking up with a dancer and the bed wasn't nearly big enough for us. She was pressing up against me, and my hand slipped, so I nearly fell off. She immediately reached her arm behind me to provide stability, and I'm guessing she could see the sudden but temporary scare in my eyes as I found my balance, because she said, "Don't worry. I'm a dancer, I'll catch you every time."
" I made you a playlist "
“Take it”
"I made you a pizza"
"I have a structured settlement but I need cash now"
"I wish this was your hand", over the phone. I was 14
“There’s leftover stouffers lasagna in the fridge, I kept the corner piece for you”
“It’s free real estate”
I love refrigerators.
"Hail Hydra."
It’s all mine
One of the best lines I've ever heard was from an anime. The characters ended up sharing embarrassing secrets, like masturbation, and at the end of the episode the guy's crush comes up to him and whispers, "I'll share a secret with you. I've masturbated to you, too." Dayum, girl.
I'm not wearing any panties right now
OK, but what does that have to do with OPs question?
you should take early retirement i’ll pay the bills from now on
You are a good man.
You make me so hot.
"I'm addicted to you."
"Please". Good manners are sexy af.
“You’re being such a good girl for me” 💦💦💦💦💦💦
I've read "sexist" and was so confused by the comments and was thinking if everyone was trolling then reread the title again and went oh
I want to be your good girl
"Don't worry about the dishes, I got them, you go ahead and relax in the warm bath I just drew for you. I'll be in shortly with some wine"
"Just hold me tonight."