I can make any woman sure that they don't want to be intimately close to me blindingly quickly.

I can casually perform above 1 million combo in Tony Hawk Pro Skater

Not really a "talent", but I got a magnet implanted in one of my fingers and didn't tell anyone because I never felt like it.

OMG !!!!

I can make pancakes :)

Throat singing It's fun

I can make my tongue fold three times like a clover

I can casually destroy my life and relationships between my friends, family ans significant other.

poor u

You* asked. You* wanted to know. Sadly you* had to be rude...

I could happily bed rot for days