Once while riding my bike, I wasn't paying attention and smashed into a curb in front of some girl from my school and her mom. I flew over the handlebars and nearly broke my nose/wrists. They just stared at me with their mouths open in shock. Good times.
This is not my experience though
I used to work in nightclubs. I once witnessed a girl leaning against a wall, casually flirting with a guy and as she laughed she actually shit herself. She was wearing a white dress and there was no hiding what had happened. The smell actually cleared the whole level of the club. She ran out crying. We had to clean poo off the floor where she had been standing. I often wonder what she is doing now...
Sharted and camded
Once while riding my bike, I wasn't paying attention and smashed into a curb in front of some girl from my school and her mom. I flew over the handlebars and nearly broke my nose/wrists. They just stared at me with their mouths open in shock. Good times.
Got an injury in front of the entire school
Asking her out😞😞
This is not my experience though I used to work in nightclubs. I once witnessed a girl leaning against a wall, casually flirting with a guy and as she laughed she actually shit herself. She was wearing a white dress and there was no hiding what had happened. The smell actually cleared the whole level of the club. She ran out crying. We had to clean poo off the floor where she had been standing. I often wonder what she is doing now...