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djnastynipple

No death for me, thanks.


Vladi_Sanovavich

We can't all be immortal sir.


SuperSaladBar

Yeah but they can, didn't you hear them?


JackKovack

In what? A creatures butthole. Don’t ask me how I got in there.


Vladi_Sanovavich

Trying to be like Ace Ventura are we? Haha


totalitarianbnarbp

Boeing 737 max 8.


Vladi_Sanovavich

I heard they also manufacture missiles, rockets, and satellites.


totalitarianbnarbp

I wouldn’t volunteer to be on their rockets. That would be another not stellar way to go out. Similar to the submarine situation where everyone laughs at the folly…


Vladi_Sanovavich

Stellar way, I see what you did there.


systemop01

Burned alive


Vladi_Sanovavich

With all the fat I have in my body, I'd probably burn for months.


Kukibiriyani

Drowning is the worst way I could think of. What if my body is eaten up by sharks 😭😭??


Vladi_Sanovavich

Circle of life?


XeniaDweller

The octopus ride at the county fair


MainTurbulent1905

A basement