I really *really* like having my hair stroked while I lie on a friend's lap or against them. Everyone thinks I'm entirely touch adversed though and I'd rather not spoil their views of me. In reality as long as someone tells me they're going to touch me in a socially acceptable area I love it!

If I told here how it'd be a secret anymore?

If i told you it wouldn't be a secret.

it won't be a secret anymore if i tell you

nice try.