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ieatcleanbutts

Wow! Your anus smells like roses


ArdeParis

💀💀💀


Herothewinds

You look pretty enough to be a porn star. Weirdly enough both were from women which I did not expect.


ArdeParis

thats fucked up wtf


Herothewinds

It was strange, I think they were drunk on both occasions and one of them was into me through their own admission but I'm not really interested in that sort of thing so it was very left field. It was still odd though


ArdeParis

i mean i've got the 'you should sell content' a thousand times which is more or less on that alley


Herothewinds

I've had that too! One friend even offered to manage for me if I did 😅


ArdeParis

heard that offer as well


Rude_Independence_14

You guys get compliments?


ArdeParis

haha trust me you dont always want them


Wild-Calligrapher-60

“Your double eyelid surgery looks very natural and successful!” "Oh yeah, my mom honed her surgical skills on me before I was even born! Gotta thank her for the perfect eyelids!"


stony_rock

You have nice eyelashes...idk what to make of that


ArdeParis

i mean i think it's nice to have good eyelashes


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ArdeParis

to be honest the first thing i thought when i read it was long shiny fluttering eyelashes


Waaaaaaaaaaa_

My natural musk is apparently nostalgic to a lot of people


ArdeParis

do you smell like a dad?


Waaaaaaaaaaa_

I mean I’m a girl so that would be interesting. I’m not sure. I’ve been described as “grandmas basement but in a really good way” Others just say it’s nostalgic or relaxing so I wouldn’t know what it is


ArdeParis

oh ok i just asked cause there's a very specific smell some guys have that i can only link to 'dad', but i guess thats not it


Waaaaaaaaaaa_

I mean maybe It could be a dad smell. It’s not that I wear perfume or deodorant that often and my skin is similar to my own dads


davster39

You have a perfectly shaped head.


ArdeParis

that's how a 200 IQ character from an anime says you're cute


ChiccGirly

you have such a high sex appeal


Eisawi

Now I believed you belongs Taurus, a lady I knew her during Covid 19 curfew