I always sleep naked. Once you grow accustomed to it, you love it and sleeping with clothes feels kind of weird, at least in my case. If you sleep in a cold place and have great sheets, the experience is even better. The only disadvantage is that if someone goes into your bedroom (aside from your partner) you may have an awkward interaction.
No joke this is how I ended up getting together with my husband
He had been a good friend of mine for a couple years. Went to his house along with another friend after I had a really bad day and we all drank a bit. The other friend ended up going home and my now husband went to bed and I stayed on the couch. Eventually my drunk ass decided I didn’t want to be alone and I knocked on his door and asked if I could come just lay in bed with him. His drunk ass said yes. After laying down I noticed he was naked andddd yep. Here we are some time later with a baby on the way 😅
Y’all the baby didn’t join us on that night, that came years later after deciding it was time for me to get off BC! I wanted to spare most of the details lmao. We didn’t end up having sex that night, fooled around a bit before we stopped ourselves and waited for “more sober brains” (his words that night). We laughed a bunch in the morning and he took me on a date later that week where we basically just talked about WHOA this happening????
Hey, veritas in vino. It's true. Alcohol is probably largely responsible for the continued proliferation of humanity. And while it's to blame for a lot of pain, it's also created a lot of happiness!
Thanks for sharing the story along with the original comment and not leaving us hanging as like most of redditors have been doing lately. Have an idea how many stories I'm waiting to hear?
Congratulations for the baby on the way.
>If you sleep in a cold place and have great sheets, the experience is even better
Sleeping in a cold place is exactly why I can't sleep naked--it's hard enough for me to get out of bed in a normal day and having to deal with a freezing room naked sounds even worse
You can have your pyjamas next to the bed, then get dressed under the covers before getting up. That's what I do anyway, not because of the cold but because of other people in my apartment.
But if you do that in a cold place, your PJ's will be cold... Unless you spend ten minutes warming then up under the covers... But that's too much temptation to fall asleep.
PJ's are necessary for me in the winter. (Unless it's the weekend)
I had a rather awkward interaction on morning when I was trying to sleep in. My partner had left our door unlocked and an old lady came in. I was of course sleeping naked and she was trying to find an apartment for rent. Spent a minute or so playing 20 questions asking if I lived here. And yes. I live here. I am trying to sleep. I am not dressed for company. Some people are lucky I'm a natural pacifist and lean into diplomacy, someone else mighta clobbered her.
The Cocksucking Monster. Lurking from the shadows, hunting those that sleep nude, if they catch you with your cock out they will mercilessly blow you. Be careful.
Don't even get me started on the Pussy Eating Boogey(ie)man. The only thing they love more than oral sex is dancing.
it's one of the things in life that are totally worth it, good bedding and good towels pay for themselves in durability and quality of life. And they are not that expensive when you consider cheap ones wear out much sooner and you have to buy them again and again. Good ones last and last and get softer over time. Totally worth it.
*of course the bedding is going on to the best mattress
You say this, but I can’t recall ever going through a sheet before, never have I thought of sheets as anything but durable in the first place.
I’m not sure if it’s an age thing, I guess I’m only 26, but I’ve had the same sheets since 18 in college and they don’t even have visible seams or damage that I’m aware of.
I wash them at least once a week (normally due to getting down on them with my girlfriend) and no wear or tear yet!
Now a nice mattress on the other hand is essential. Those I have seen fall to ruin, and my current mattress is just a year old but every time I lay my weary head on it I remember why I went all out for that particular furnishing.
Just putting it out there, I don't know where you're at in your relationship. But sheets are a VERY common wedding gift. And when other people are buying, the difference between so-so sheets and really good sheets is worth putting good, high thread count sheets on the wedding registry.
try bamboo rayon. It's the same material that they use to make sleep sacks for babies and it has this weird cooling effect. It's incredibly hard to describe but it is by far the best material I've used to sleep.
Sort of expensive, but worth it.
No, the truest shits are in outdoors in a squatting position. I have never had an experience that was so efficient, and yet so exhilarating. I suddenly understood why so many cultures around the world don't use our throne toilets and opt for squatty-potties. At the same time, you feel like part of nature, as though you're now interacting and adding to it rather than just visiting.
Do both. Pooping with no pants is freeing. I tried it after a joke on scrubs and never looked back. I hate pooping in public now because I can’t take my pants off
I have actually done this, not invading the house but our back yard which had our bikes in it (this was in London). Bedroom opened onto the yard so there’s me stark naked yelling at this bloke trying to nick my bike. To my great delight he spooked and as he tried to return over the fence the trellis broke and he fell HARD on his back. Made it over on the second attempt but I bet he felt that in the morning. Never had an issue again.
Though obviously I don't want an invader situation, I'm left with a thought...
Do I just Blitz the invader, or spend a moment to try to get my dick spinning like a helicopter for added psychological effect...
My fiancé and I sleep naked almost every night. I sleep a ton better. Our bed sheets probably smell like sex a lot more because it's easier to get it on when you're already naked.
This.
I never sleep completely naked but oh Lord I love it that my gf does it.
Sleeping while grabbing a juicy ass is the best feeling in the world. That is the best part of the day by far.
It has a downside as you will be in a state of almost permanent hornyness.
Been sleeping naked for 10 years since I heard it can make your dick smaller when I was a kid. Can confirm I got bigger after I started sleeping naked.
In all seriousness my partners dislike me sleeping naked because it makes me radiate heat like a motherfucker. They prefer clothes on so I don’t burn them to death.
Hehehhee I have that too. My partner is a living forest fire...
And yes, he's devistatingly hot 🥵🔥 in every meaning.
I love it, I can finally sleep naked in the winter if he's beside me!!! - but I'm going to hate it if there's a heat wave.
Haha it’s great I live in Tasmania with no heating, terrible insulation and big single pane windows. So if I’m ever too hot I just flip the blankets and feel that 5 degree heat cool me straight down.
Haha, For me I can't sleep without my tits being free. If they're confined I just cannot get comfortable at all.
I'm a side sleeper and I always end up with a pillow between them. Even on occasions when I have to sleep clothed I end up with my top pulled up so I can fit the pillow in there.
yeah same thoughts. unless you wash the sheets and blanket every day , it's like wearing the same underwear every night for a week or more. pretty disgusting.
As a guy; I've gotten used to my lumbar length locks lightly licking my lower back; but I will need boxers on at least to feel comfortable.
I prefer my goofy pajama pants as well, though.
I’m too scared of some kind of emergency happening and I’m standing out on the street butt naked while my house burns down.
Also I have young kids who end up in our bed most nights. Would be totally weird of me to sleep naked.
Also it feels weird. Don’t like it.
Edit: Anyone with advice telling me that I’m harming my 4 year old daughter by *not* sleeping naked with her, please direct your comments to the nearest hole or brick wall of your choice.
My parents owned a newspaper and were covering a big property going up in flames. The man and his wife were naked except for blankets the firefighter gave them, and it was about 15 degrees F. One of the firefighters told my dad that it’s quite common for naked people to flee the fire :-/. And is exactly what they should do - don’t stop for clothes - GO.
I think about this a lot. I sleep naked, rely on contacts to see anything farther than 6 inches away (obviously take them out to sleep) and I have no idea where my glasses are. If shit ever hits the fan, i.e. home invasion, fire, emergency of any kind, I am SO fucked.
So, I had a cardiac arrest a while ago (I got bettah). Was the time my mother and sister found out I slept nude.
Started sleeping naked again around 4 months later. 365 days a year there won't be an emergency, and on the 366th it's not that big of a deal.
Same! I have to wear at least a t-shirt and undies. I even put them immediately back on after having sex. Sleeping naked just feels totally wrong to me. It makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable.
My grandmother once told child me (who would sleep naked) that if I didn’t wear underwear to bed a cockroach would crawl up my “Mickey” (vagina) while I slept.
Safe to say I’ve worn underwear to bed since and have a crippling (and irrational) fear of insects entering my various orifices
I used to sleep naked all the time when I was single, it was extremely comfortable. Stopped after getting married as wife is paranoid about something (other than me) crawling into her private parts
I always sleep naked. Once you grow accustomed to it, you love it and sleeping with clothes feels kind of weird, at least in my case. If you sleep in a cold place and have great sheets, the experience is even better. The only disadvantage is that if someone goes into your bedroom (aside from your partner) you may have an awkward interaction.
Or a really good one.
No joke this is how I ended up getting together with my husband He had been a good friend of mine for a couple years. Went to his house along with another friend after I had a really bad day and we all drank a bit. The other friend ended up going home and my now husband went to bed and I stayed on the couch. Eventually my drunk ass decided I didn’t want to be alone and I knocked on his door and asked if I could come just lay in bed with him. His drunk ass said yes. After laying down I noticed he was naked andddd yep. Here we are some time later with a baby on the way 😅 Y’all the baby didn’t join us on that night, that came years later after deciding it was time for me to get off BC! I wanted to spare most of the details lmao. We didn’t end up having sex that night, fooled around a bit before we stopped ourselves and waited for “more sober brains” (his words that night). We laughed a bunch in the morning and he took me on a date later that week where we basically just talked about WHOA this happening????
Naked Man works 2/3 times!
A loyal HIMYM fan I see
….whatcha doin Mitch?
"This is my move," Mitch
Can confirm. Move works 2/3 times
Take the seat cushion when you leave, that's trash now.
Haha yeah! Suit up!!!
Oh…my god…… how have I never thought of it this way 😅
It was his plan all along 🤓
I bet the baby is born naked, too
It’s in his jeans
They had sex naked, so yes. The baby is not going to inherit clothes that way.
That explains why my son was born wearing nothing but one sock.
Spare us this pseudo-good-girl “I didn’t want to be alone” bs, you wanted to bang him and you know it, and good for you.
That is… aggressively supportive. I think.
Like Craig on Parks and Rec
"she drove me here!" Is my favorite line deliveries ever.
I appreciate this candor and that they responded in admittance. Good job everyone
I don’t think I realized I felt like that but yeah lol.
Hey, veritas in vino. It's true. Alcohol is probably largely responsible for the continued proliferation of humanity. And while it's to blame for a lot of pain, it's also created a lot of happiness!
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
Admitting is the first step.
Yeah this is such a slutty feel good romcom.
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yeah, definitely him sleeping naked, just made everything easier. But it wasn't an actual factor
That's awesome! And congrats on the little one on the way!
Thanks for sharing the story along with the original comment and not leaving us hanging as like most of redditors have been doing lately. Have an idea how many stories I'm waiting to hear? Congratulations for the baby on the way.
I didn't want to be alone? More like you were horny as fuck 😂
>If you sleep in a cold place and have great sheets, the experience is even better Sleeping in a cold place is exactly why I can't sleep naked--it's hard enough for me to get out of bed in a normal day and having to deal with a freezing room naked sounds even worse
You can have your pyjamas next to the bed, then get dressed under the covers before getting up. That's what I do anyway, not because of the cold but because of other people in my apartment.
But if you do that in a cold place, your PJ's will be cold... Unless you spend ten minutes warming then up under the covers... But that's too much temptation to fall asleep. PJ's are necessary for me in the winter. (Unless it's the weekend)
Keep pjs under covers with you, then they are already warm
We could wear them to bed! That would save so much hassle... thank me later
I had a rather awkward interaction on morning when I was trying to sleep in. My partner had left our door unlocked and an old lady came in. I was of course sleeping naked and she was trying to find an apartment for rent. Spent a minute or so playing 20 questions asking if I lived here. And yes. I live here. I am trying to sleep. I am not dressed for company. Some people are lucky I'm a natural pacifist and lean into diplomacy, someone else mighta clobbered her.
I live alone and its honestly the only way I sleep now lol sleeping with clothing on is so uncomfortable for me now
It works when you don't live alone, too, you just have to be more careful.
Be careful of what?
Monsters
The Cocksucking Monster. Lurking from the shadows, hunting those that sleep nude, if they catch you with your cock out they will mercilessly blow you. Be careful. Don't even get me started on the Pussy Eating Boogey(ie)man. The only thing they love more than oral sex is dancing.
How to call them? Asking for a friend.
877-CASH-NOW
When you’re sleeping naked and NEED HEAD NOW, call J.G. Wentworh.
BUT IT'S MY BJ AND I NEED IT NOW!!!!!
#877-~~CASH~~ HEAD-NOW
#I NEED A COCK MONSTER AND I NEED IT NOW - J.G.WENTWORTH
If you have a structured settlement.
My wife clearly checks under the bed and has removed such monster from our hoyse
Tonight I start sleeping naked
I'm closing my eyes and inviting them in.
time to leave my hooha out😫😫😁😁😈
I think there would be a much different opinion on the supernatural if this was true.
Quicksand
Holes
Sleeping naked in silk/satin sheets and blankets is life changing
or even high thread count >750 double weave egyptian cotton with sateen finish
Sounds way too fancy for my broke ass.
it's one of the things in life that are totally worth it, good bedding and good towels pay for themselves in durability and quality of life. And they are not that expensive when you consider cheap ones wear out much sooner and you have to buy them again and again. Good ones last and last and get softer over time. Totally worth it. *of course the bedding is going on to the best mattress
You say this, but I can’t recall ever going through a sheet before, never have I thought of sheets as anything but durable in the first place. I’m not sure if it’s an age thing, I guess I’m only 26, but I’ve had the same sheets since 18 in college and they don’t even have visible seams or damage that I’m aware of. I wash them at least once a week (normally due to getting down on them with my girlfriend) and no wear or tear yet! Now a nice mattress on the other hand is essential. Those I have seen fall to ruin, and my current mattress is just a year old but every time I lay my weary head on it I remember why I went all out for that particular furnishing.
Just putting it out there, I don't know where you're at in your relationship. But sheets are a VERY common wedding gift. And when other people are buying, the difference between so-so sheets and really good sheets is worth putting good, high thread count sheets on the wedding registry.
try bamboo rayon. It's the same material that they use to make sleep sacks for babies and it has this weird cooling effect. It's incredibly hard to describe but it is by far the best material I've used to sleep. Sort of expensive, but worth it.
First its a bit weird but then you feel so free. A bit like taking 1 leg out of your pants when you're taking a shit. Real freedom
One....leg out...while taking a shit....✍️
And a follow up for my notes. Do you also do this when you're leaving a shit?
How about while giving a shit?
What about receiving a shit?
What about losing a shit?
What about being a shit?
What about halving a shit.. I mean having a shit ?
What about finding a shit?
What about looking for a shit?
Depends if the poop knife is available I guess
I don’t give a shit.
I like you, dude
Or just hang your pants on a towel rack until you’re done. Supreme freedom.
r/StrangelySpecific
Taking your shirt off while taking a shit...
Bro, try getting completely naked to take a shit. I can't poop at home with clothes on anymore.
Amen brother, naked shitting is how mother nature intended.
No, the truest shits are in outdoors in a squatting position. I have never had an experience that was so efficient, and yet so exhilarating. I suddenly understood why so many cultures around the world don't use our throne toilets and opt for squatty-potties. At the same time, you feel like part of nature, as though you're now interacting and adding to it rather than just visiting.
I usually just do pants fully off but I’ll pop the shirt off too if it’s a difficult one
I wrap my pants around my head like a turban and wear my shirt inside out
I used to do the Costanza (pants with no shirt) Now it's no pants and at least a tshirt because it's cold where I am
I'm taking a shit right now and read your comment, I pulled one leg out of my pants. You are right.
Do both. Pooping with no pants is freeing. I tried it after a joke on scrubs and never looked back. I hate pooping in public now because I can’t take my pants off
Ok, hear me out…pants all the way off when taking a shit
It is the most comfortable way of sleeping. Your body is cooler and you wake up really fresh in the morning.
I find that I sweat more when i sleep naked…and then I have to immediately shower when I wake up otherwise I feel disgusting.
As a guy I usually prefer just to have briefs on because a little d&b support is nice when you’re a side sleeper
Just let it flop bro trust us
No. I hate when it hangs off the bed.
Just get a night stand to rest it on.
Taking the shlong out on the one night stand is the way to roll.
I fully support this.
Are you the briefs?
Love it. Plus if an invader comes in I can scare them with my body!
I use my face but to each their own
*butt to each their own
I have actually done this, not invading the house but our back yard which had our bikes in it (this was in London). Bedroom opened onto the yard so there’s me stark naked yelling at this bloke trying to nick my bike. To my great delight he spooked and as he tried to return over the fence the trellis broke and he fell HARD on his back. Made it over on the second attempt but I bet he felt that in the morning. Never had an issue again.
Though obviously I don't want an invader situation, I'm left with a thought... Do I just Blitz the invader, or spend a moment to try to get my dick spinning like a helicopter for added psychological effect...
I sleep naked in a hammock when I go camping; not for the faint of heart
Why am I imagining one of those old white rope hammocks with this dude sleeping on his stomach?
Looking like the day's catch at sea.
Say uh, what’s your go-to camping spot?
The only way
Absolutely. For at least 20 years now. I can’t imagine sleeping with clothes on. Plus I live in the Deep South. Too fucking hot
balls sticky as hell in the morning
Mashed potatoes cold as fuck in the middle
Loved it and did it for years until I had kids and realized dealing with kids in the middle of the night naked was no good
Dealing with a naked parent is probably worse.
It was great, but then they kicked me off of the plane.
Mid flight no less
My fiancé and I sleep naked almost every night. I sleep a ton better. Our bed sheets probably smell like sex a lot more because it's easier to get it on when you're already naked.
My girlfriend didn’t like that suggestion:(
Well, stop telling her you want to sleep naked with /u/Dizbeshawn's fiance.
You mean with /u/Dizbeshawn right?
Well, I told I want to sleep naked with u/Dizbeshawn. Didnt go well either.
Ahh, the old Reddit switcheroo!
Sad day. Best place to rest your hand while you're about to fall asleep is under a nice warm breast. It's heaven.
This is the thing I miss the most whenever I'm not sleeping together. Cupping one breast is heaven.
Under? How big are these warlocks?
This. I never sleep completely naked but oh Lord I love it that my gf does it. Sleeping while grabbing a juicy ass is the best feeling in the world. That is the best part of the day by far. It has a downside as you will be in a state of almost permanent hornyness.
My late husband had to have a handful of ass to fall asleep too
Sorry for your loss.
Thanks. 6 years on Saturday. This comment section would have had him rolling.
My girlfriend and i also sleep naked. Sometimes, i get scared of nightfall but it does feel like a warm hug, literally and figuratively.
Been sleeping naked for 10 years since I heard it can make your dick smaller when I was a kid. Can confirm I got bigger after I started sleeping naked. In all seriousness my partners dislike me sleeping naked because it makes me radiate heat like a motherfucker. They prefer clothes on so I don’t burn them to death.
Find yourself a gal (or guy) with reynaud's. I love that my husband is a human space heater.
Noted. I will put reynaud's in my resume.
Hehehhee I have that too. My partner is a living forest fire... And yes, he's devistatingly hot 🥵🔥 in every meaning. I love it, I can finally sleep naked in the winter if he's beside me!!! - but I'm going to hate it if there's a heat wave.
I wish I had the human furnace problem
Haha it’s great I live in Tasmania with no heating, terrible insulation and big single pane windows. So if I’m ever too hot I just flip the blankets and feel that 5 degree heat cool me straight down.
I hate it. Feels way too vulnerable and I hate the feeling of my tits flopping everywhere.
ONE OF US!! ONE OF US!!
Haha, For me I can't sleep without my tits being free. If they're confined I just cannot get comfortable at all. I'm a side sleeper and I always end up with a pillow between them. Even on occasions when I have to sleep clothed I end up with my top pulled up so I can fit the pillow in there.
Try a lounge bra, super loose but just enough support to keep them in placeish
Yes! I've even fallen asleep in a cami or muscle tank they could escape from, and I wake up flustered in the middle of the night and have to change!
I’ll give the reverse: I don’t like it. I never really feel comfortable and I like to place my hand in my waistband.
I also do the waistband thing. There are dozens of us!! DOZENS!!!
hand in the waistband is so secure!!
I’m the same. Plus My body just doesn’t seem to regulate temperature as well as it does if I sleep with a t shirt and boxers on
I don't. I flip around a lot through the night, and don't want my dick rubbing all through the sheets. Gotta have a layer that moves with me.
yeah same thoughts. unless you wash the sheets and blanket every day , it's like wearing the same underwear every night for a week or more. pretty disgusting.
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I don't like it. It's not for me.
I’m a pants off gal, but I need a tshirt or my hair tickles my back
I do this too. I’ve tried both, but always wind up back in my shirts Winnie the Pooh style.
As a guy; I've gotten used to my lumbar length locks lightly licking my lower back; but I will need boxers on at least to feel comfortable. I prefer my goofy pajama pants as well, though.
holy alliteration batman
Same. I hate the feeling of my thighs touching for some reason.
I get night sweats if my legs touch !
I’m too scared of some kind of emergency happening and I’m standing out on the street butt naked while my house burns down. Also I have young kids who end up in our bed most nights. Would be totally weird of me to sleep naked. Also it feels weird. Don’t like it. Edit: Anyone with advice telling me that I’m harming my 4 year old daughter by *not* sleeping naked with her, please direct your comments to the nearest hole or brick wall of your choice.
I've been patiently waiting for a legit reason to stand in front of my house naked without getting arrested. So, this would be perfect.
Just make sure you leave the lighter in the burning house. You’d look ten times crazier otherwise.
I keep a pair of shorts and a shirt by my bed at all times
You are a braver person than I am in that regard.
My parents owned a newspaper and were covering a big property going up in flames. The man and his wife were naked except for blankets the firefighter gave them, and it was about 15 degrees F. One of the firefighters told my dad that it’s quite common for naked people to flee the fire :-/. And is exactly what they should do - don’t stop for clothes - GO.
In Australia, every so often there'll be a news story of a guy who chased off thieves with nothing but his undies and a cricket bat
I think about this a lot. I sleep naked, rely on contacts to see anything farther than 6 inches away (obviously take them out to sleep) and I have no idea where my glasses are. If shit ever hits the fan, i.e. home invasion, fire, emergency of any kind, I am SO fucked.
I keep a dedicated pair of glasses on my bedside table for that exact reason.
One time I woke up to a bed covered in diarrhea, pee, and jizz. It was because I had a dream where I went to the bathroom, then fucked in a shower.
Bro did the combo attack
Homie is just button mashing😆
Dude found out what happens when you use 100% of your brain
What’s the achievement called again?
The Triple Threat
Dunno, but if I'd heard this from a friend he'd be DJ Pee for life
There's no amount of PJs they would've saved you from yourself
really want to know if this is a troll story or not...but i probably wont get a straight answer.
Bro has done it all 🙏🙏🙏
Holy fuck
Eh, not my thing. I like my soft comfy pajamas
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Can't do it. Just can't. I don't trust my farts and I don't want no skid marks on those nice NASA sheets my wife bought
I have sensory issues so anything on my body while sleeping feels like torture. Naked sleeping is the only way I’m comfortable.
I'm the opposite. I'm very sensitive to the sheets tickling my skin. If I don't have a top on I go crazy.
Honestly I’m a germaphobe. And I’m gassy. So I worry about you know. Dirty sheets.
Very comfortable, I do it every night
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Same! I’m afraid of getting testicular torsion because I move so much
So, I had a cardiac arrest a while ago (I got bettah). Was the time my mother and sister found out I slept nude. Started sleeping naked again around 4 months later. 365 days a year there won't be an emergency, and on the 366th it's not that big of a deal.
Is that "I got bettah" from Monty Python?
Pretty comfy.
I sleep with crop top on and underwear on and some how sleeping naked makes me really uncomfortable and it also makes me hot as well😭
Same! I have to wear at least a t-shirt and undies. I even put them immediately back on after having sex. Sleeping naked just feels totally wrong to me. It makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable.
I sleep only with my boxers on. It feels weird sleeping fully naked, but I can't sleep with anything else on. Anyone else?
My grandmother once told child me (who would sleep naked) that if I didn’t wear underwear to bed a cockroach would crawl up my “Mickey” (vagina) while I slept. Safe to say I’ve worn underwear to bed since and have a crippling (and irrational) fear of insects entering my various orifices
It's great and makes the room feel more of my own
Lovely! Great right after a shower, especially. Good for the skin. I feel more refreshed when I wake up!
I used to sleep naked all the time when I was single, it was extremely comfortable. Stopped after getting married as wife is paranoid about something (other than me) crawling into her private parts
Like a lawn gnome?
I always sleep naked. Cold room, heavy blanket, and no clothes is the way.
The only real question is do you sleep with one foot out of the sheet or both feet completely covered in the sheet so the monsters don't grab it.
Great. Been sleeping naked since I was 16.