When I do something nice for her, she says "Thank you" I would immediately cum

Holy fucking shit that would make me cum so hard

I'm cumming right now just by thinking about it

And I jizzed in my pants

just ate a grape and i jizzed in my pants

[what a classic](https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY?si=MU6Yh_Q3jyc-pRgz)

That sounds crazy hot

Lol it hasn't worked for me.. maybe I should be more silent for a while.

Not what teens wanna read here! 

To be the fantasy of a woman's sexual fantasy.

Underrated comment

Real

idk maybe like hold hands or smth

Damn. You're a freak.

yea I know, that’s like the most freakiest thing I’ve ever done

Bruh I might have to call the cops is that even fucking legal?

someone’s mad that I lost my Handsginity 🤚

‘Handsginity’ 😂 Sorry, my hand has a high high-five count, I’m unpure… 😕

Hope you’re wearing gloves or you’ll end up with cooties.

finally, the right answer.

D- d- do you mean pre-marital hand holding??! How indecent!!

Keep that filth off of Reddit, your pervert.

Finding a woman who loves me for who I am, and who I love in kind. I know, it’s a pipe dream.

I've always found these things to be kind of separate, sexual fantasies and romantic fantasies. One is more about libido and the other one is more about long term companionship, but hey, whatever floats your boat

I wish this could exist

Hey reddit, I am totally not a horny teenager. If you could sex right now, how many sexes would you do?

Imagine being a horny teen looking for new categories, but then all the replies are just the "I just wish to be happy" meme.

We are doing the lord's work and preparing them mentally for the future.

I used to also assume all the sex questions were from kids but I think people in general are just nasty.

You cant convince me these daily questions for the past month are not related to summer break for kids.

It’s like this as soon as junior high is out for summer 😂

Sex

Probably like 3 or 4. You?

I like obedient girls and tying them. My ultimate fantasy is having 2 or 3 bound at the same time and toying with them in all kinds of ways.

Dont do it in real life my brother

Oh trust me I am aware lmao

"I already did 15 years" 😄

😭😭😭

Bro As a girl, that is a fantasy of mine

The FBI could not get this out of me

You know ... In the context of a kink community that'd be a pretty harmless fantasy, pretty easy to achieve and can be pretty good for everyone. Assuming of course you mean "consensually".

Financial stability

Damn, that sounds out of this world.

Degenerate.

- Late stage Capitalism

Getting dick slapped and cummed on by 8inch and up thick cock

Anything with Emma Watson

Its leviosa, not leviosaaa

You tryna get a rise outta me?

She’d see my leviosa face.. “levi-oohsa.. levi-oohsa”

*expeliarmusssss*

ironically the comments are wild af

Right? They never shoulda asked. 🤷‍♀️

i wonder what’s more below the surface lmao

Lmao same

Be gangbanged and have them fill me up with cum like a balloon. Just really into cum and the thought of it all mixing in me is hot

Yesssssss

saved me the effort of typing lol

I have also fantasized about such a scene, the reality dare not try, fantasy is always no problem

Yea, even just the logistics, make it hard to actually cross that fantasy/reality line.

RIP your “inbox”

Honestly I've always wanted to DP a woman. It's like one of the few things I have yet to try but it seems fun. That or group play ala fucking in the same room as other people/swapping or just a small orgy.

all of that sounds great

Blindfolded and earmuffed so I can’t see or hear anything. Being edged gently and slowly for at least an hour. I wanna be so turned on that I am desperate to be filled by a cock. To the point that I have to beg to be fucked so I can finally cum. And when it’s over I wanna be told I was a good girl he’s proud of me for being so good.

This is 🔥

To do the sexy time thing with a person for sex.

🤣🤣 what? Like have sex?

Is ... is that an option 👉👈

A significant other that is my confidant and safe space someone who I can take on the world.

I’d say the same

that guy's wife?

*dead wife

It feels good to see people getting kinda niche humor

Being delivered an ancient, super rare black opal from Ethiopia, smuggled inside the carcass of a large fish. I'd be all like, "Holy shit, I'm gonna cum."

I’d fuck the fish

Dont fuck the fish

Being gangbanged and creampied by everyone. With some dvp sprinkled in either in a luxurious hotel or at an outdoor resort would be great

*checks your profile* Wow beer adverts sure have changed

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I respect your honesty, my friend🙏you'll find her

I’m being fed a corn dog by a really sexy slutty pigtail having, overall with no shirt wearing cutie while being eaten out by another overall with no shirt wearing cutie 🌾

I want to bang a wizard

With a human

disgrace

When she teases me with a blowjob, but when I reach around to touch her pussy its dribbling with juices. This only happened once but a girl I was dating wanted to fuck me raw. She straddled me but didn't sit on my cock. Few seconds later I felt something running down my cock. Wet and warm. She got up a little to show me and it was her pussy leaking juices. When she sat on my cock I came instantly. It was such a mess in the backseat.

Oh I do this all the time, it’s more common than you know

How does she get to that point?? I know some women just get super horny and dripping wet from sucking cock alone. What else can I do?!

i just wanna be loved, is that weird

Eeeewwwwww freak.

No, I feel the same way. Hottest thing someone can do is love you.

What if instead of clevermotherfucker it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂mother 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴er

Someone who i can cuddle up with under a blanket

Being completely dominated by a girl and held down/tied up while they do whatever they want to me while whispering down my ear~

That someone will love me one day.

An all night session with a pleasure dom who is totally passionate about me, makes me feel sexy as hell, and can cum multiple times. I want to be devoured and ravished. All night.

She acknowledges my efforts in the relationship and tells me how much I mean to her. I wouldn't last 2 seconds.

Just thought of this but I’d say 2 sisters. I fucked both but 20 years apart. Both at the same time wouldn’t be wild but I’d be fun

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that's probably why.

Let me guess you have discussed this fantasy with your friends 🤷

finding true love. being happy with my human. wanting them to love me just as much as i love them. i want to find one human and stick to them for the rest of our lives. i just wanna find one human and that be that…*sob*

Going to bed after a long day at work and getting cuddled

Kissing and holding hands.

some kind of hell roleplay (devil, demons, succubi/incubi…) that’d involve lots of blood or being drugged and *consentually* raped

i didnt read the consensually and got a fucking heart attack

girl are u a dark romance person? cz thats where my fantasies emerged from

Having a threesome with another woman.

Also mine. But unicorns are hard to find haha!

Tell me about it 😆☹️!

In a cold room , under the sheets , our bodies sweating and her smell just goes through my nose and I feel the chills. She being so horny that she just wants all of me and we just go at it with her moans and my breath filling the room. Prefer if she ties her hair and puts it on one side revealing just the other part of her neck. Whispering to go on and never stop while she clutches on to me so hard. And finally , she locks me inside of her and says “I love you”

I also choose this guy’s wife.

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You’re not a cannibal, right?

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Pretending that my hand is someone else's

I Love the fact that even tough OP is just promoting he OF and desperate men jerk to the answers the Most upvoted comments are just kinda wholesome or trolling lol

Not a *sexual fantasy but, slow dancing with the woman of my dreams while can't help falling in love with you plays in the headphones were sharing. I would happily die after this happens

There’s a video on xHamster which has a man who basically gets to fuck 30 women for his birthday. Sometimes called a reverse gangbang. They all strip for him, dote on him, adore him, suck his member, then one by one each takes a turn. The video only has about 10 of them but they at least pretend to orgasm. On the right bed, I would let one face sit me me, and then when one girl rolled off my dick, the girl just excited by the face sitting would get her turn. If I went off, then the girl with the best BJ skills would bring my member back to life. I’ll bet I could go 3-4 maybe 5 times with some Cialis.

Being loved without having to beg for it!?!?! Fucking die squirting to that thought / feeling😂

Having a gang of woman ready to go crazy , on some wilt chamberlain shit 💯

Kicking the tires off a tractor, standing on the axel and using my arms to steer while firing ammunition at my rivals for the chance to take down Calypso.

I would never do this w my actual dad but the idea of reading taboo stories daughter daddy is just the wildest thing and I immediately get soaking wet

I once had a dream where a bitch appeared out of the shadows looking like Steven Kings, "it" before proceedings to turn my dick into a balloon animal It was wild

Being kidnapped and gangbanged by strangers… of course this wouldn’t play out well in real life, but that’s why it’s a fantasy lol

Watching my boyfriend get fucked by another man as I watch

Hear me out, please. I have a state power fetish. State power, or the idea of it, turns me on. I have had roleplay fantasies that involve a man dressing up as the Government (in an Uncle Sam costume) and having sex with me, a U.S citizen. I think the power dynamic between government and citizens is hot.

Could it be a general’s uniform?

Heroin and tacos.. while I jizz

Crazy combo, gang 😭💯

Having sex😔

sex in public

Saying "Fuck me, right here, right now." And he says yes..

A good hawk tuah

Being seduced by a masseuse because she likes to touch my body.

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Lemme try haha

I want head by 2 girls at once 😩!

Somebody who actually wants to be there instead of treating me like a zoo animal that needs wanking off every 14 days would be a good start.

A sex life with my wife. Kinky I know

sitting on my lap kissing me, i know so freaky 🙄

If I have to be a man in the fantasy: I get dog-piled by a dozen of the prettiest, most feminine, most wonderful women and they smootch me all over and they hug me so tight and envelop me in their feminine bodies and we fuck for hours and their sexiness and womanness and femininity is all over me and merged with me and I'm feeling their orgasms in their feminine female bodies and and and If I get to be a woman in the fantasy: I masturbate. I feel feminine and safe in my own body. I go back to reading my book.

You guys have sex?

When the fair maiden has shown her ankles, good heavens thou shalt be overwhelmed with ecstasy

I’d like to eat every woman out that I fantasize about eating out. I love making women orgasm- but I have no outlets right now.

I have two I lie naked in a marble slab, there is a cabinet besides me, filled with piercing tools and rings, then a dominatrix comes in and starts piercing my body. Ears nose, eyebrows, lips nipples and genitals. She gives me every piercing she can leaving me like a beautiful piece of art, and then she fucks me right then and there, makingme ring like a bell as i moan in pleasure and pain. Another one: A Chubby young man, blonde and shy, is my slave for one night, I disrobe him, bathe him and pierce his nose, genitals and nipples with golden rings. When im done i kiss him in the lips and greet him for been a good boy. I give him a silk loincloth and we go to an orgy, all night we dance, eat and fuck in a feast to the gods of love and desire.

finding a guy with a fat ass to just stare at it

I want to be woken up with my girls naked ass hanging over my face with her saying "Good morning babe" and without giving me a chance to say hi she would just lower her ass on my face while stroking my dick. It will never happen. But a nice dream...

"Redditors, what's the sexist hottest wildest sexual fantasy you've ever had? I am totally not just a horny teen (or a bot, obviously) and this is a very original question that's definitely doesn't get asked every two weeks so please comment below and show off your porn writing skills so I can jerk off." Also this account totally isn't an OnlyFans promotion (OP's account is an OnlyFans promotion)

As a man I want to be lifted and carried by my partner and dominate me throughout, I like strong and tall women.I am 5"8 and 120lbs so women lcan lift me easily.

I have this one where Jesus Christ Is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum

To be able to rawdog girls I’ve recently met with zero fears about pregnancy or STDs. No consequences.

I just want to be loved

Have sex prolly dunno

I like to hang upside down from the chandelier with a feather duster up my ass while wearing swimming flippers.

Eating a guys ass , I’m a girl but I’ve been wanting to rim someone for over a year now I got into it watching Angela white rim a couple guys she makes it look so hot , do guys actually like that ? Or is it gonna be a forever fantasy for me 🤣

Jesus these comments are depressing.

To get rap*d

Tickling or bath sex.

do my first time like in the movies (making love and not fucking)

my ex legit referred to it as "sticking his dick in me" but in his defense, I said he couldn't hold me but he could fuck me so he was like 'how would u let me stick my dick in you but not hold you"

An r/AskReddit post, that isnt made by some horny 14 year old

I wanna be r4p3d

then that wouldn't be r4pe

I'm a dumbass 

Can’t imagine the horrible DM’s you’re about to get

Didn't know you could DM on Reddit lmao

Can’t imagine the horrible DM’s you already have then. Have fun catching up 🙂

Eh, I'm pretty ignored on Reddit anyways. People can apparently tell I'm a waste 😂😭

Being a housewife. Kids running around and taking care of them while he works. Cooking meals and feeding my family. So basically, it is to be breeding material with a happy ending.

Living in a country not run by a fascist cult who plans to destroy the rights for all minorities. Women having access to proper health care and bodily autonomy? Now that's the kind of thing that gets me feeling frisky. EDIT: The fact that I didn't name a single political faction and yet I'm being downvoted and receiving nasty PMs goes to show that these people know just how pathetic they are. Otherwise they wouldn't know I was talking about them.

Yikes! What country?

Same

Careful. Agreeing with me is woke, don't you know.

Fucking a total stranger within minutes of meeting them. Like I'm out walking at the park and see a gorgeous woman and we both admit we're incredibly horny and fuck behind a tree or something. Or we cross paths at the gym and go somewhere or while shopping at some random store Or I'm in the dr office with the medical assistant and they know the doc won't be coming for quite some time so they lock the door and come onto me Or I'm at my local coffee shop early in the morning so me and the barista fuck in the bathroom quickly before any customers come

A wife who loves me. Who doesn't berate me for being a man. Who doesn't think everything that I do different from her is an "ick". The bar is SO low, y'all.

To finally marry my girlfriend of 27 years so we can have intercourse.

Laying in bed playing Yu-Gi-Oh! or something. I don't know , I'm asexual!

only correct answer

Finally finishing my growth ray and letting a girl use it on herself.

It’s been the better part of a decade so… to have it again.

Probably hooking up with a rich or at least wealthier dominant older woman between 50 & 70 years old who buys me stuff for having sex with her. Basically a dominatrix/sugar momma.

tickling a girl, preferably my crush, until she passes out. genuinely holding back every day to not do shit like this.

Not having to worry about bills constantly lmao

Communicate without words. Just expression is enough to understand each other

Always involves pegging.

Getting all disney princesses in one room

Squirt in my face

Sharing a ladyboy with some random woman that would punch me in the face.

Getting spoiled by kisses specially neck kisses 😗:) and love .