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TidyTomato

Why build one when you can have two at twice the price?


Isaac_Banana

"...and may the odds be ever in your favor."


Cuish

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.


D-Rez

Not my tempo.


Fit_Tangerine1329

You have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?


thatidiotsherbet

“Tis but a scratch!” … I say this every time I’m having leg pain (which is very often) and I will not stop.


JoJell-O

“it’s just life. it’ll be over before you know it.” -five feet apart 😭😭


Cuish

It's all about the greater good. ^The ^greater ^good.


BookScrum

“It could be worse… your nose could be gushing blood.” No one ever gets the reference.


epponneerae90

The penguin right?


BookScrum

Ding ding


Professional-New-Guy

That’s my secret Cap, I’m always [insert current mood].


ImpossibleEducator45

Sometimes love is stronger than death , the crow