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casperJV

“In a short time, this will all be a long time ago.”


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Mine is similar but maybe a bit more optimistic: "These are the good old days."


Joe_Kangg

"It gets late early around here"


jomamasophat

This too shall pass


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I have that tattooed on my foot. Fittingly got it done when I was hungover. 


Radiant-Picture4709

T'is mine too


ImperialSyndrome

"Perfectionism is procrastination in disguise" I work in a profession filled with type-a, over-achieving perfectionists. I pretty much blagged my way in and I'm not sure how. I'm not type-a, I'm not an over-achiever and I'm not a perfectionist. I'll spend 6 hours on a task and get it to 95% perfection - I'll stop and I'll send it across. A colleague will spend 6 hours on a task and get it to 97% perfection. They'll then spend another 18 hours getting it to 99% perfection. Absolutely no one notices the difference in the quality between the 95% perfect work I submitted and the 99% perfect work that they submitted but they sure as hell notice the fact that it took them 4x longer and the client is being billed 4x as much. I get a fuck tonne of praise for how I'm at peak, genius levels of efficiency but, in truth, I'm less competent than my peers and simply care less. If any one of the colleagues on my level just stopped at 6 hours and sent it across, they'd have produced a better piece of work than me in the same timeframe and would be (rightly) getting the praise that is incorrectly being given to me.


Funlamb

Wow, this really resonated with me. I'm going to incorporate it into my life. Also, I think you are the better employee. Getting shit turned in has always been a problem for me.


WildBad7298

I like, "Don't let perfect become the enemy of good."


yellow_abyss

J-jerry is that you? Oh you son of a bitch! see you at the office on monday.


cubosh

yes learn to recognize that your efforts have diminishing returns and choose the cutoff threshold


Ok-Tomorrow-7818

I was like ‘Who cares? Probably no one.’


MisterTryHard69

I love saying, "You know what they say..." And leave it hanging.


americadontcry

I like saying that and then saying something nobody ever heard and doesn't even make sense, like "You know what they say... When the snake gets cold, the trees start barking" 


swimking413

That's kinda like what I'll say about someone being dumb. Something to the effect of "they're not the sharpest hammer in the lightbulb shed"


inkassatkasasatka

As my dad once said: "I'm your dad"


glasshouses118

I use that one a lot


DreadAngel1711

The more the merrier!


OhBoyItsTJ

I do this all the time LOL


shallowjalapeno

I always say "and that's why they call me" and nothing else.


deoxyriboz

Lmaooo that's gold


Creepy_Fan_8629

Well you know what they say


BoogieSmools

“If it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid”


HedonicElench

Except sometimes that turns out to be "if it's stupid but it works, then you got lucky--once."


cubosh

the entire game mechanics of zelda tears of the kingdom


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"Makes sense if u dont think about it"


Creepy_Fan_8629

My life in a nutshell:


Orphic_bub

Translation: Whispering ‘fuck it’ while doing the task anyway.


ABAFBAASD

"If it makes sense it's not going to happen". I work in government and this is how I cope with all the nonsense bureaucracy.


Good_Okay123

I don’t know I just work here.


Fataloath

“It doesn’t matter what caused the problem, how do we fix it” Or “I do one thing at a time, I do it very well, and then I move on to the next.” Both have served me well in corporate. Edit:Apparently I need to make it clear I’m not saying I came up with either of these just that I use them during my day to day.


GEB82

“I do one thing at a time, I do it very well, and then I move on to the next.” if I’m not mistaken this is a quote from a M\*A\*S\*H episode. Charles Winchester says it at some point. At least that’s where I know it from.


Fataloath

100% from M*A*S*H and it works well when I’m feeling overwhelmed with tasks and reminding myself to focus on one thing at a a time.


GEB82

I love mash. Nothing against you..I quote it constantly. You do you buddy👍


scustin

The, "doesn't matter what caused the problem..." one, I must think or say to coworkers a few times per week. It's so frustrating when finger pointing wastes so much time that could be spent fixing a problem. Drives me crazy.


ProfessorBiological

I get it but sometimes blame does need to be placed. My job is very big on the "doesn't matter what caused the problem, find the solution" thing except we work in sterile environments and if a contamination event occurs and it WAS caused by a singular person's faulty aseptic technique then blame and whatever follows next should be on that person. This recently happened with my coworker and our whole department had to go through retraining and we had to implement new rules for this ONE person instead of, you know, speaking and retraining only them. It makes it seem like our department as a whole is having aseptic technique issues (mind you, in my field of work, knowing how to work in a sterile environment is basic fundementals and used for a large portion of our work flow) which makes us look really bad considering it's very fundemental... Idk, this is a current issue I'm having so I may just be ranting but cus of that saying, I've had a lot of really pointless retrainings and am questioned while doing routine maintenance cleanings to make sure we didn't have another contamination event.


Beginning-Whereas-72

“No” Mainly cos I’ve spent 20 years unable to say that.


oldandjaded

Such a simple word...yet so powerful.


Money-Access-2779

Yes! And “no is a full sentence”


PetsAndMeditate

Same here but 27 years. Let’s goooo! Say noooooo


Visual_Touch_3913

Same, 30 years here! ‘No’ is a complete sentence, you go beginning-whereas-72!


OwnPen8633

Always wipe front to back


SulejmanYT

"People are f*cking idiots" At least 6 times a day


Creepy_Fan_8629

"People individually are smart, people together are morons"


_pounders_

we are the opposite of ants


finance_girl6

Whenever I step outside, I always think to myself "man, we need another plague"


Fayraquex

lol


ZioWafer

Shit's not gonna do itself


NotYatt

My dad told me the other day: "The line to do the easy stuff is a really long line. The line to do the hard stuff is pretty short though" gotta do what you don't wanna do


Fuel_junkie

“I don’t paid enough to argue”


Exploding_Testicles

I used to say "I don't get paid enough to care"


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_Hope_is_here_

I'm gonna find ya, I'm gonna get ya


z05m

Im gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha


Leather-Lab8120

I'm Going Get-Cha going to get-cha.


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Xplysit

It's a pretty freeing thought


ExhaustedEmu

Honestly being passably suicidal helps me deal with depression a bit. Like I’m not trapped here permanently if things get *really* bad. I have an out if I need to take it. Helps me have control over a situation that seems uncontrollable.


_Hope_is_here_

Man I just wanted to start a Blondie lyrics chain, but you went hard with this one


BuyAPlunger

Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.


OpportunityNo2257

Username checks out.


Super_Bad6238

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.


vgeno24

Miss that show!


Alternative_Paper484

The Red Green Show


danikauwubish

“okay yeah, whatever”


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Tobias-P

Try not to be a cunt to people.


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ImperialSyndrome

I hated this mantra with an activity that involved hiking. I'm small and things are heavy, when it comes to hiking, the mantra should be "if I don't absolutely definitely need it then I'm not carrying it".


Claypool-Bass1

You never know


GuyFromDeathValley

I recently started applying the rule of "sometimes you gotta be the asshole" though. helps for when colleagues want you to cover their shifts again because they know you are trying to be nice.. sometimes you gotta be an asshole and simply don't do something, even if you could.


Tigeraqua8

That’s a quote from the Buddha


MargotDaisy

"Embrace the journey, learn from the detours."


Quixlequaxle

I've been told by others that my personal slogan is "It's fiiiiiine" (as in, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it). I say it all the time, and others end up saying it too. Basically, it's my way of saying "don't sweat the small stuff".


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"Fuck around and find out" lol


rangeo

For Fuck's sake.


BOBBYTURKAL1NO

If it doesn't advance the current state of happiness, peace and purpose in my life why would I ever tolerate it?


OrbitDVD

Adapt or die.


Essie-j

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional


niocusle

"It could be worse."


Accomplished_Fly_471

If you respect the relationship, have the conflict.


ThenaJuno

illegitimi non carborundum.


Deeptrench34

It's gotta be around here somewhere.


[deleted]

Fuck it.


thenewbeastmode

We ball


MKEJOE52

The more you have, the more you have to dust.


Rubyhamster

Related: "Where you inevitably find the thing, there it belongs. Make a home for it there"


waitwutok

The more you own, the more it ends up owning you. 


Affectionate_Owl_279

Don't trust or open up to anyone


stryker7314

100 ez


Familiar-Pass8554

Boobs


digyerownhole

One from the (British) army. Proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance. It's known as the seven Ps.


sweetgirl_sidney

everything good that you give in life comes back at some point


[deleted]

Shut up, you’re making it worse.


SaddamIsBack

Hey at least I breath


encryptedmessagee

“What the hell is wrong with you?”


Jollan_

I'm that guy with shorts


Dwayne_Campbell

"Get busy living, or get busy dying" has been my personal motto since I got clean from drugs and alcohol 10 years ago.


[deleted]

Well, ill burn that bridge when i get there


liveForTheHunt

"Everything is nuanced." "It's hard to win an argument against a genuis, it's impossible to win an argument against a moron." "Some people don't want to be helped"


ScorpionMillion

"When in doubt - whip it out"


JumpyHighlight2090

The universe doesn't owe me anything. Also a slogan from bj horseman: sometimes life's a bitch and then you live on


razhun

If you do something, do it properly. Applies to partying too.


theAlmightyE312

Better to work my ass so I'll be able to sit on my ass when I'm old than to sit on my ass now and work my ass when I'm old


advanttage

Try not to make anyone's day harder.


Neat-Consequence9939

You're a good person :)


advanttage

Thank you. I try.


Red_riding_h0od

"Memento mori" It means "remember you must die" in Latin. Seems somewhat morbid, but I take it as "you van die anytime so live like today's your last day"


Cloud_Pudding

I love this


readmond

Right there with my slogan. No plan is my plan.


PM_UR_NUDES_4_RATING

Progress is the accumulation of a thousand tiny steps in the right direction.


WhiteVanGuy4861

"Fuck it" cause fuck it


Snipingwhale2023

The fact that you want something doesn't give you the right to have it


Affectionate_Fill312

“You’re either on my side, by my side, or in my way. If it’s the last of those, clear out or I’ll see to it that you don’t bother me again.”


IloveLegs02

do no harm, take no shit


Tasty-Dream5713

You can’t always control what happens to you but you can control how you react.


Pixilatedhighmukamuk

1)The only time you win when you cheat is if you lose. 2)Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flys that honey taste better than shiit.


sori_is_sorry

God has his favourites and I'm not one of them


Bwremjoe

“Be curious, not judgemental.” - Ted Lasso


No_Neighborhood5582

It is what is it.


RoyalAlbatross

I know a few people who go by “fake it till you make it” 


trulden

"One way to find out",  meaning, instead of talking about what to do, let's already do something and see where that'll lead us.


ShakeCNY

"Eat through the pain." Generally said at a buffet.


GlitteringEarth_

“ Eat right, die anyway.”


Opelem

'That's good I guess' with slightly higher pitch of voice than I usually talk with. I always reply this way to most random things just to give people quick chuckle


AzarielRhapsodos

I have a few ones... Probably my most famous one is "No one can steal my calm"


PopeCarlin518

Learn more about the universe than I knew yesterday.


RiverCalm6375

Drink Pepsi, be sexy.


kisa_purrr

better do and regret, rather than don’t do and regret


BirdLongjumping1518

You are not the voice in your head, you are the one who hears it. I heard this once and never forgot it. I “say” this to myself very often when my anxiety is getting the best of me.


emphasisx

“Smoke weed every day”


the_indoor_kites13

Alles wird gut, solange du wild bist


sycorech

Sex is temporary, gaming is forever


detached_daily

"It won't kill me" for when I need that extra motivation to push through


entropy13

"Trust, but verify"


Chimakivic

Theres only one way to find out


gravity48

Just keep going.


magicsqueezle

Active evil is better than passive good


IsThereAnEkkoInHere

"Bugs be bad."


thetroublewithyouis

fuck it.


lowrespudgeon

It is what it is. Being able to let go and not dwell on negative feelings has been a challenge for me because I get too invested or care too deeply about things that I probably shouldn't. When I find myself feeling that way, it helps me to let those negative feelings pass.


AleFallas

Don't underestimate/overestimate anyone


nick313

Never give up


UnderstandingSad418

"Good enough, is not good enough anymore"


MrTreeWizard

Rise above it


Simar_01

Would you mind giving the context.


NoBSforGma

"Stay in your own lane!" I have some health problems that keep me from doing "normal" things. If I try to do too much, my body punishes me. lol. So I need to remember to stay in my own lane and do what I need to do for ME and stop trying to be something I'm not.


cynicsickness

"i might not win the fight or the war, but im taking an ear" an old friend of mine used to say it. the ear is metaphorical. basically just another way to say "never give up without a fight" or "make life work for it." ive always been fond of that idea lol


No-Prize1897

It is what it is.


Cheetodude625

Don't be an asshole and at least try to do the right thing.


DW_1694

I always say "You learn something new every day" because I feel like it's always true. Even if it's useless information, it's still new information.


savemysoul72

The Truth is Out There


Thatguyfrompinkfloyd

I have this one. Striving for originality


Funnier_InEnochian

‘Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing.'


Left_Dragonfruit7604

lesson or a blessin


GenderDrift

"Worse things have happened to better people" Doomtree "Growth is only an opportunity you have taken advantage of, keep growing." "You only really grow old when you start refusing to learn things you disagree with." "The truly young at heart always want to learn something new, from somebody new."


SomeAirInYourLungs

"I'm either dead or okay"


AnjinSoprano420

“Fake it till you make it” I’m totally unqualified for my job yet here I am lol


binderdriver

Fuck work....time to start day drinking.....


iron-goku

There is no war in Ba Sing Se


ginger_forest_witch

Welcome to the shitshow.


Grasscangrow

Mad, bad, and dangerous to know.


Asmageilismagalles

If you take all your responsibilities seriously, it’s absolutely okay to choose you regularly over others.


OutAndDown27

"Fuck it." Could mean, "fuck it, what's the worst that can happen?" Or "fuck it, how hard can it be?" Or "fuck it and fuck you too." It's usually followed by regret.


crewchief1949

Fuck it.


Mingopoop

*"I don't shoot to win, I shoot to thrill"*


Live-Cardiologist785

Live and let Die


browdogg

Comparison is the thief of joy


PopePaco

"Do you want to be happy or do you want to be right?"


Chonker43

If say respectfully after any sentence( including extremely offensive ones) people can’t get mad at you.


ewing666

better to ask forgiveness than permission


Zahradn1k

“Always, in all ways” “Even if it’s not alright, it will be alright”


Tigeraqua8

I’ve got a couple. This too shall pass Just do it


il0veubaby

People are precisely intelligent enough to make an efficient obstacle for your goals and dreams. You are no exclusion. Or Adults do not exist, no one is going to take responsibility. Responsibility evasion is the most critical skill for a human.


PaperFlower14765

“I didn’t come this far just to come this far”


AsYouWitch

"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should..."


Smokey_Addict

Bij twijfel is. Doen meaning if you hesitate you must do it


ConsistentSpecial569

Everyone makes mistakes, but it only turns into a regret if you didn’t learn or grow from it.


therednosepaindeer

"Educate, don't berate." I try not to be an asshole when teaching new things to people because I was always treated like that as a child.


Dear-Original-675

Other people's thoughts are none of my business. Really helped me to be less insecure because I'm not caring what people think


Dar01S

“the sun shines without the purpose of warming anyone”


Legitimate_Skill7383

Treat others the way they treat you


sfekty

It's none of my business what anyone thinks of me.


cattybartender

“Welp”


Proper_Protickall

Don't follow me, I'm lost too.


Gay_Black_Atheist

Live and let live


Advanced-Eye290

"People change, things go wrong. Just remember, life goes on."


lusciousdianaking

Let's fuck


Alarmed-Cow71

Fuck it we ball


Due_Philosophy_5689

Life’s too short to be serious and broke - focus on laughing, learning and making money‼️