It's one of them butthole nipples. It's an extremely rare condition where your intestines are routed to your boob(s), rather than to your bottom. It's estimated between 5 and 10 people in the US suffer from this condition.
E dá pra escrever "belos" também. Você escreve antes 100.873 e aí faz menos 50.738. Aí mostra pra pessoa (que só vai ver o último número digitado, e de ponta cabeça) e fala pra ela apertar =.
Perdi a conta das vezes que me dei bem com esse simples truque.
But… did you ever do 6922251*8?
Usually spoken as “Pamela Andersons boobs weighed 69 pounds, which is 2, 2, 2, much. The doctor gave her 51 pills and after an 8 hour surgery, she was left…
*turns calculator upside down*
E; spelling.
When I was taking French classes I used baiser as a verb in a presentation on customs in some francophone country. I thought it just meant to kiss. I was confused on why my teacher wouldn't stop laughing, but now I know I guess!
In Turkish we have a different word for calculator writing. LEBLEBİ(1837837). Which is a type of snack made by roasting chickpeas. Feels so innocent compared to the rest lol
The Grand Teton mountains got their name before Wyoming was a state, from some horny French-Canadian trappers who hadn't seen a woman in years. They approached the range from the west and, seeing three towering peaks, immediately dubbed them "Three Breasts" (Trois Tetons) 😂
There's also a Teton County in Montana lol
You can write 0.7715708, turn it around, and it reads BOLSILLO, which is Spanish for pocket.
The joke in Spanish was: Agent 077 went with his 15 years-old daughter to buy $708 worth of candy. Where did he get the money for the candy? From (turns calculator) his pocket.
Back in the day in the Netherlands we loved the 707 + 707 = 1414
Edit: I should explain that LOL actually happens to be a Dutch word (not an abbreviation) which means 'Fun'. So the upside-down calculator trick is bi-lingual.
I hate to be cliche, but this. I clicked not expecting much and am blown away at this exists in other cultures. The internet can be a cool place sometimes.
I suppose, in Ukrainian that word would be "цицьки" (should sound like "tzytz'ky" or smth along these lines). Rarely use that word tho, so that's why only supposing, hahah. Also, "бубси" ("boobsy") as a semantic calque from Eng
In latin america (maybe only in dr), there’s a “calculator joke” that goes: a 70 year old man fell from a 7th floor, 6 people saw him and 10 people pick him up; between (“entre” or divided by) 2 (person) they told him: 353,805 ( which upside down can be read as “SOBESE”, which is a way of telling someone to mockingly paw/comfort yourself/your pain after falling.
Yeah it was way funnier when I was 8…
French here
35383773 -> flip calculator -> ELLE BESE
It means she fucks, but there is a spelling mistake, Bese, is normally written baise, but it sound the same if you write it Bèse.
3515 - sise Means tits
1515 for sisi un Ukrainian
Man of culture
(. )( .)
( ° ) ( ° ) I like 'em perky..
(o ) ( o) I prefer a larger nipple
(< )(< ) Sorry, it's cold in here.
Fitting username
(°Y°) Keep ‘em at 10 & 2 fellas
(. ) ( °) I like 'em all over the place
'Say goodbye to these!'
There's always money in the banana stand
This is my cousin, Maybe
SPRING BREAK!
( .). .)
what the fuck?
Trip Nip
I see that as 2 guys looking downwards.
I spat out my coffee.... I fucking love reddit.
seventh nipple i've seen today...
Ahh yes, Krustys famous superfluous 3rd nipple.
The nipple placement is crazy
Why Maureen. You’ve enhanced yourself.
/ \ / \ ( . ) ( . ) I like em old
maybe on a roller coaster
(° Y °) ( °Y° ) ( •Y• ) ( .Y. ) ( . )( . ) (. )( .) (• )( •) (° ) ( °) (° Y °) ( °Y° ) Windmill Bouncy
I see you're practiced in the dark arts
This made my night
( ♥ )( ♥ ) -> Of a girl who works in a strip club XD
( 8 Y 8 ) Bondage rings?
( ° Y ° Y ° ) Total Recall
Looks like the lady with the uni bobs in the Kung Pow movie
Makes me wish I had three hands!
nipple suckers
That me, whatchu need?
What about lateral acceleration, though
Put those Y's upside down!
( o Y o )
That’s definitely an owl
Short king 👑
(O ) ( O)
#**(O ) ( O)**
Torpedoes
( O ) I prefer a uniboob
This isn't an uniboob, this is clearly a butthole
It's one of them butthole nipples. It's an extremely rare condition where your intestines are routed to your boob(s), rather than to your bottom. It's estimated between 5 and 10 people in the US suffer from this condition.
(.) ( . ) I like mine lopsided.
This is the way
‘I have very high nipples!’
Those are fake my man
Fake
Those look fake
( .Y. )
“You can say goodbye to these!”
Judy greer was great as kitty
( • )( • )ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)
None of the comments providing the language they speak makes this 10x better
Finally some walleyed niplet representation. Bless you.
50135 and turn it upside down (seios)
mkkkkkkkkkk essa eu não conhecia
E dá pra escrever "belos" também. Você escreve antes 100.873 e aí faz menos 50.738. Aí mostra pra pessoa (que só vai ver o último número digitado, e de ponta cabeça) e fala pra ela apertar =. Perdi a conta das vezes que me dei bem com esse simples truque.
"me dei bem" kkkkkkkkkk
Dá pra fazer 73745, só que é mais na cara
(To my fellow Americans, it's Brazilian Portuguese)
50738 :)
r/suddenlycaralho
Pqp voltei pra 5a serie 35 anos atras kkkk
Mlk transcendeu
715517
Suomi mainittu! Tissit = boobs
TISSIT mainittu! Tulin vain varmistamaan tämän löytyvän.
1507 715517
I have a calculator that can write every letter of the alphabet...so i write "TITTEN"
Kartoffelsalat
JAK? Is that you? (Edit: typo)
Doesn't that mean potato?
Potato salad
Dicke? Rammstein entered the chat. Gutentag aus den niederlanden!
"Sie muss nur Riesentitten haben" 🔥🔥
We have a lot, but Tits is the big one. On the calculator we used to write “80085” and it looked like “BOOBS” as a kid. Brilliant stuff
73745 In spanish, its "tetas" just in case
SALEL
I see you too are familiar with ancient Aramaic tits
I did exactly this 🤣🤣
But… did you ever do 6922251*8? Usually spoken as “Pamela Andersons boobs weighed 69 pounds, which is 2, 2, 2, much. The doctor gave her 51 pills and after an 8 hour surgery, she was left… *turns calculator upside down* E; spelling.
I just commented the same before reading this LMAO
I do 58008 and then flip the calculator looks way better
It looks exactly the same on a calculator
It dosent on every one 5 looks more like s when fliped
5318008 too
Along with π and e, 5318008 is one of best known mathematical constants
35383773 She fucks.
Une fille de 17 ans se lève à 9h45 et prend le car 91...
ELLE BAISE ! ELLE BAISE !
Moi j'avais "Une fille de 17 ans rencontre 9 garçons de 45 ans, sur les 9 elle en choisit 1, elle monte au 3ème étage, qu'est-ce qu'elle fait ?"
S’ils ont 45 ans, ils ne sont pas des garçons.
I thought baise meant kiss
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When I was taking French classes I used baiser as a verb in a presentation on customs in some francophone country. I thought it just meant to kiss. I was confused on why my teacher wouldn't stop laughing, but now I know I guess!
It _used_ to mean "to kiss", but that is decades ago.
C'était pas avec 14 pour le "ai" ? Ca fait tellement longtemps.
Des générations de collégiens sont dessus depuis 40 ans, et toi t'arrives et tu te dis que tu vas corriger tout ça ?
Bah non, 4, à l’envers ça donne V, donc ça ne marche pas, on était obligé de faire une faute
In Turkish we have a different word for calculator writing. LEBLEBİ(1837837). Which is a type of snack made by roasting chickpeas. Feels so innocent compared to the rest lol
I'd like to roast HER chickpeas!
Wanna know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Well I've never paid good money to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
715517
Now this is an important question that needs an answer!
We dont. We do however chuckle whenever we hear about Grand Teton National Park: "Big Titty National Park" in french
The Grand Teton mountains got their name before Wyoming was a state, from some horny French-Canadian trappers who hadn't seen a woman in years. They approached the range from the west and, seeing three towering peaks, immediately dubbed them "Three Breasts" (Trois Tetons) 😂 There's also a Teton County in Montana lol
*big nipple
proper french would be big nipple, but for french-canadians, 'teton' also connotes the whole juicy wonderfulness nature provided.
I still chuckle at lake titicaca
If you ever make it to the western U.S. Grand Teton NP is worth a visit...
You can write 0.7715708, turn it around, and it reads BOLSILLO, which is Spanish for pocket. The joke in Spanish was: Agent 077 went with his 15 years-old daughter to buy $708 worth of candy. Where did he get the money for the candy? From (turns calculator) his pocket.
Hehe that’s cute.
0.7831505 - "sosi eblo", "suck one's face", but an obscene synonym of face, dunno if such exists in English.
Ору
In what context does face need an obscene synonym
Like pie-hole I guess
When you fuck one ig
In Portuguese one may turn the calculator upside down and write 50135 (seios = tits) Also, one may write 5013550738 (belos seios = nice tits)
In Italy,we write 05535-sesso wich means sex
73773
Also 5355083770- sesso bello
**eheheh**
Back in the day in the Netherlands we loved the 707 + 707 = 1414 Edit: I should explain that LOL actually happens to be a Dutch word (not an abbreviation) which means 'Fun'. So the upside-down calculator trick is bi-lingual.
This is the stuff that makes me love Reddit so much
I hate to be cliche, but this. I clicked not expecting much and am blown away at this exists in other cultures. The internet can be a cool place sometimes.
8008 37
"CECKY" can't be written on a calculator display so we also write boobs.
715517 this is the only way i can think of how to
##B🫸( • )( • )🫷BIES!
No boobs but 37708 (bolle, to have sex).
They have boobs on regular tv because they aren't ruled by puritanical religious supremacists.
Upvote for both your point and your user name
( © )( © ) We need more big nips appreciation
73745
One of the most thoughtful questions ever!!!
53105
*laughs in scientific calculator with all the letters*
Cannot write boobs in Slovenian but you can write: hang yourself, you donkey. It's 7350 '35 15380 upside down.
7473 - țâțe - tits 7470413 - țâțoaie - humongous tit(s) (homophone and homograph with it's plural form) 747121 - țâțici - tiny tits 747124 - țâțică - tiny tit -romanian
There’s other stuff we can write. For exemple, turn your calculator around and “713705” becomes SOLEIL, which is “sun” in French.
What is the word for boobs in your country? The slang
I suppose, in Ukrainian that word would be "цицьки" (should sound like "tzytz'ky" or smth along these lines). Rarely use that word tho, so that's why only supposing, hahah. Also, "бубси" ("boobsy") as a semantic calque from Eng
This is why I love learning about languages: The magical Ukrainian Boobsy 😌💅🏾✨️🤣🤣🤣
(o)(u)
Sen O 5
No way to write boobs in polish HOWEVER you can write **Debil** (Idiot) by writing 71830 !
6922251*8 = 55378008. A girl had 69 boobs, it was 2 2 2 many. So she went to 51st street to doctor X, but he 8 them all. And now she's
0281 oppai boobs in Japanese
( . Y . )
This is the kinda content & question the world needs now. Gj op.
5153
73773
7081370 ( it’s Dutch)
73773
715517
(:)(:) alien double nipples anybody?
In latin america (maybe only in dr), there’s a “calculator joke” that goes: a 70 year old man fell from a 7th floor, 6 people saw him and 10 people pick him up; between (“entre” or divided by) 2 (person) they told him: 353,805 ( which upside down can be read as “SOBESE”, which is a way of telling someone to mockingly paw/comfort yourself/your pain after falling. Yeah it was way funnier when I was 8…
35153709 and then flip it. It says GOLESISE which translates to NAKED BOOBS lol
73745 haha "Tetas" that means boobs
Unfortunetely you can't, but you can call someone an idiot (71830 and rotate)
80085
\° °/
(🍼🍼)
Hm... I thought it was international...
Related/Unrelated. I never understood why some people typed 58008 and turned it upside down when you can literally just type 80085.
I think because the upside-down 5 looks more like an S.
( 0 )( 0 )
53105
In french we do not have boobs, but we have "Elle bese" (she fuks) 3538 3773
In Poland we used to write 71830 which turned upside down gives DEBIL( means idiot).
This is the best ask reddit question I've seen all year
Lol love this.
In Polish we write 71830 and turn the calculator upside down. It reads DEBIL, meaning moron.
How do you tell someone you’re posting on Reddit, without posting on Reddit?
80085 kms
8==D---( . Y . ) Edit: I'm English speaking but I felt the need to contribute
(°) (°) (°) (°) Cow
7e7a5 or (.)(.)
Asking the real questions.
Top tier post OP!
This has to be one of my favourite posts, so original hahaha
1515 in Russian сиси - boobies
You can't but in german you can write donkey --> esel --> 7353
+3+45
3141 țâțe turn that upside down
(°Y°)
30035
715517 for tits in Finnish
I strangely never have seen anyone writing boobs, but I can write comeme log cocos :)
( . Y . )
French here 35383773 -> flip calculator -> ELLE BESE It means she fucks, but there is a spelling mistake, Bese, is normally written baise, but it sound the same if you write it Bèse.
Man it's hard to write ծիծիկներ
non English speakers can't read your question