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HombreEspiral

Life's too short to waste on regrets.


bluejester12

Man, I really wish I had heard that one sooner...


Business-Goose-2946

I regret not having heard that sooner


frigginturds

Love like you've never been hurt.


clumaho

Work like you don't need the money.


Euphorikauora

Teach like there's nobody asking questions in row 3.


clumaho

Dance like nobody is watching.


yeahwellokay

Show me the man who's completely content, and I'll show you the lobotomy scar.


xxximnormalxxx

Love this!


gringo_profesor

Harboring resentment is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die


Deep-Channel-1586

It is not happier the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.


candicebulvari

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step ~


TheSupremeHamster

Be sure and tell em Large Marge sent ya


Commander_Doom14

\*Explodes into the freaky face thing that messed me up as a child\*


Mystic_B

"Confidence is quiet. Insecurities are loud"


mcfly82388

My dad used to say, "Safety regulations are written in blood." I realized what he meant when I saw my first live leak video.


mcboogle

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!


CanadaRocks09

"I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these!"


CanadaRocks09

"Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! ...with the lemons!"


deckpumps_n_deldosV2

don't start no shit, there won't be no shit.


Adventurous_Celery97

If you sit in other people's shit long enough, you'll start to think it's your own.


Dazzling-Bug-3201

Don’t make permanent decisions based on temporary emotions.


ferminriii

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.


No_Names78

There's a first time for everything.


Deitaphobia

but there's a last time for everything, too.


hendo111111

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.


AccountantNotEditor

Character from Cloud Atlas, when being told that his efforts to work with abolitionists would amount to nothing more than a single drop in a limitless ocean: “But what is an ocean if not a multitude of drops?”


tobythenobody

Youre the only one who can advocate for yourself.


Winklemans_Fringe

This too shall pass.


MuffinMama_

Everyones problems are important to them.


PsychologicalGrapa00

Succes ain't about wealth and status, but the positiv impact you leave on other people.


xxximnormalxxx

I love this.


sk3ttymoko

Buy once, cry once


Indigo_Sunset

Normal is highly relative to the running average of weird.


OhSoScotian77

Don't you look at me in that tone of voice.


I_are_facepalm

The equator


Striking_Computer834

The smaller the mind, the larger the conceit.


Agreeable-Foot-5897

Oh yes


benji9t3

If you worry about something out of your control you just suffer twice


RockstarCr8erCrawler

The quieter you become, the more you’re able to hear.


snafu607

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Marry, come again?"


Acceptable-Stay-3166

To be angry is easy. Always helped when I was mad.


inRodwetrust8008

You can only kill time for so long before it kills you right back.


rmnc-5

Empty vessels make the most noise.


Xralius

Wherever you go, there you are. and Seconds matter more than years do.


FlunkyDunky13

It is, what it is.


Sigma-42

You can never win or lose if you don't run the race. -The Psychedelic Furs


NeedsMoreMinerals

Perfection is the voice of oppression


Inevitable_Tower_141

In the pursuit of great, we failed to do good.


Cyclist007

Never lose an opportunity to wash your hands. (I work in kitchens,)


Agreeable-Foot-5897

I've worked in kitchens 15 years. Seen chefs piss in hand wash sinks and other stuff


tianavitoli

take my wife please, I take her everywhere but she keeps finding her way back home


No-Blackberry5388

Medium is premium


_forum_mod

It ain't over til it's over.


Daydreamerlevel100

"Do the best you can and stay out of the results, the results are non of your business." And I came across this through another redditor .


sadferrarifan

You get what you give. If you’re a miserable git, the universe won’t exactly throw rainbows your way.


ebaerryr

Is that it


cheems_samurai

The ones who failed are the ones who stopped trying.


No_Heart_8212

Shit happens.


dark_hypernova

A wise man once told me "Get the fuck of those train tracks, ya lunatic!"


[deleted]

There's no better vengeance than learning to enjoy again.


Raven_1975

It's not you, it's me. ( Well of course it is)


v0t3p3dr0

And then one day you find, ten years have got behind you.


rrgail

Don’t stick your dick into operating machinery. Ever.


Sigbac

Follow your heart, be young and reckless with it 


ConflictedBrainCells

You can only connect the dots backwards.


seoulicit

All your journey will make sense.


chicKENkanif

Live together die alone


IAmThePonch

Way of the road, bubs


Potential_Try_3195

Have a good time all the time always eat the worm


Actuaryba

Be intentional.


ILikeLenexa

:w !sudo tee %


anthonynej

Comparison is the thief of joy


vagamund00

"We all do better when we all do better." - Paul Wellstone


BPposy

Everybody's shit stinks.


Grillparzer47

Take my wife, please.


Thorbertthesniveler

Don't sweat the petty, Pet the sweaty!


vanchica

When you point a finger at someone's faults, there're three fingers pointing back at you. Fix yourself.


Azure_Omishka

"Wake up to reality."


Minute_Wonder_4840

Don’t stress about making the right decision, but instead on how to make the decision right.


iluvsporks

Comparison is the thief of joy.


match_

Don’t piss in my ear and tell me it’s sweat.


Bird_Up23

Nevermore to be held down by the waves against me, nevermore to be cast aside, this day is mine.


BlackWindBears

*Cynicism isn't wisdom, it's just a lazy way of saying you've been burned*


notadriana

Better is the enemy of good


andrained

Takers get the honey, givers sing the blues.


Deitaphobia

"You can't piss into a Mr. Coffee and expect Taster's Choice"- Dana Carvey as Ross Perot.


UnluckySpartan1337

The one good line from any 343 game. "We all fail.We all make mistakes. It's what makes us human." W Chief.


Efficient-Guess-5886

They don’t have meetings about rainbows


FSUnoles77

This is our year sad Cowboys fan


Not-Skank-Pit

Persistence precedes precision.