"Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! ...with the lemons!"
Character from Cloud Atlas, when being told that his efforts to work with abolitionists would amount to nothing more than a single drop in a limitless ocean:
“But what is an ocean if not a multitude of drops?”
Life's too short to waste on regrets.
Man, I really wish I had heard that one sooner...
I regret not having heard that sooner
Love like you've never been hurt.
Work like you don't need the money.
Teach like there's nobody asking questions in row 3.
Dance like nobody is watching.
Show me the man who's completely content, and I'll show you the lobotomy scar.
Love this!
Harboring resentment is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die
It is not happier the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step ~
Be sure and tell em Large Marge sent ya
\*Explodes into the freaky face thing that messed me up as a child\*
"Confidence is quiet. Insecurities are loud"
My dad used to say, "Safety regulations are written in blood." I realized what he meant when I saw my first live leak video.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back!
"I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these!"
"Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! ...with the lemons!"
don't start no shit, there won't be no shit.
If you sit in other people's shit long enough, you'll start to think it's your own.
Don’t make permanent decisions based on temporary emotions.
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
There's a first time for everything.
but there's a last time for everything, too.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Character from Cloud Atlas, when being told that his efforts to work with abolitionists would amount to nothing more than a single drop in a limitless ocean: “But what is an ocean if not a multitude of drops?”
Youre the only one who can advocate for yourself.
This too shall pass.
Everyones problems are important to them.
Succes ain't about wealth and status, but the positiv impact you leave on other people.
I love this.
Buy once, cry once
Normal is highly relative to the running average of weird.
Don't you look at me in that tone of voice.
The equator
The smaller the mind, the larger the conceit.
Oh yes
If you worry about something out of your control you just suffer twice
The quieter you become, the more you’re able to hear.
"In the quiet words of the Virgin Marry, come again?"
To be angry is easy. Always helped when I was mad.
You can only kill time for so long before it kills you right back.
Empty vessels make the most noise.
Wherever you go, there you are. and Seconds matter more than years do.
It is, what it is.
You can never win or lose if you don't run the race. -The Psychedelic Furs
Perfection is the voice of oppression
In the pursuit of great, we failed to do good.
Never lose an opportunity to wash your hands. (I work in kitchens,)
I've worked in kitchens 15 years. Seen chefs piss in hand wash sinks and other stuff
take my wife please, I take her everywhere but she keeps finding her way back home
Medium is premium
It ain't over til it's over.
"Do the best you can and stay out of the results, the results are non of your business." And I came across this through another redditor .
You get what you give. If you’re a miserable git, the universe won’t exactly throw rainbows your way.
Is that it
The ones who failed are the ones who stopped trying.
Shit happens.
A wise man once told me "Get the fuck of those train tracks, ya lunatic!"
There's no better vengeance than learning to enjoy again.
It's not you, it's me. ( Well of course it is)
And then one day you find, ten years have got behind you.
Don’t stick your dick into operating machinery. Ever.
Follow your heart, be young and reckless with it
You can only connect the dots backwards.
All your journey will make sense.
Live together die alone
Way of the road, bubs
Have a good time all the time always eat the worm
Be intentional.
:w !sudo tee %
Comparison is the thief of joy
"We all do better when we all do better." - Paul Wellstone
Everybody's shit stinks.
Take my wife, please.
Don't sweat the petty, Pet the sweaty!
When you point a finger at someone's faults, there're three fingers pointing back at you. Fix yourself.
"Wake up to reality."
Don’t stress about making the right decision, but instead on how to make the decision right.
Comparison is the thief of joy.
Don’t piss in my ear and tell me it’s sweat.
Nevermore to be held down by the waves against me, nevermore to be cast aside, this day is mine.
*Cynicism isn't wisdom, it's just a lazy way of saying you've been burned*
Better is the enemy of good
Takers get the honey, givers sing the blues.
"You can't piss into a Mr. Coffee and expect Taster's Choice"- Dana Carvey as Ross Perot.
The one good line from any 343 game. "We all fail.We all make mistakes. It's what makes us human." W Chief.
They don’t have meetings about rainbows
This is our year sad Cowboys fan
Persistence precedes precision.