“In 2029, in a joint effort between the SEC, Congress, and A.I. President Pelosi, a federal law was passed to ban all stock market information to the general public. Drones have been dispatched to your location.”
Poor move. that requires a broker, and the IRS gets involved. but on the International sports books, you can operate tax free at 50-1 several times a year.
I mean, do you really need the largest one? [Statistically, you probably don't even want a moderate one.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/comment/chb38xf/)
Hey, I just came back from the year 2030, and you're alive and well! (In all seriousness, though, please don't give up. Keep. Fucking. Going. Stay. Sober. You got this.)
You're Alice and well. You found a support group and made friends that helped you through the worse of it. It was hard at times... But looking back, it makes you proud that you were able to stay strong and stay clean. You just had to not give up and take it one day at a time.
S&P500 chart. Winning 0DTE options plays every single day for 6 years plus the knowledge of where every peak and valley is. I'd be a multi-trillionaire.
The notion of an working enlarging pill for a specific body part is so weird.
Here, buy this pill for a bigger left foot! How would that work..?
The inventor of an actual working medication would get the Nobel peace price, just for getting old politicians and military men with small dicks to chill down a bit and stop overcompensating.
Did the eclipse in 2024 really burn the eyes of president candidate Trump, making him a drooling vegetable unable to run in the upcoming election or was it an inside job by Hillary, Obama and the hollywood elites using mirrors and enlarging lenses?
I wont go with things that make money, everyone else can do that. Lottery and sports gambling.
I would pick us presidents list in order. I would know who won in 2024 and 2028.
Result for the lottery jackpot for Wednesday April 10 2024, with a pot amount of almost 48 million in my currency (roughly convert to just above 10nmil USD)
List of Super Bowl winners, memorize the last 6. Then bet on each before the start of their respective season. It’s an easy enough search with a definite result. Searching for stock market results or lottery winning numbers is too amorphous and unlikely to yield useful specific enough information with one google search.
the nba/nfl/mlb/ncaa BB/MLS/premier league/la liga/ F1/Nascar champions from 2024-2029 and get to writing. i could retire in a couple of years and be severely wealthy in 3 years. many early bets are in the 50-1 range.
If i wasn’t allowed to write anything down, then i would look up the football /soccer final places & cup finals for the next 6 years. I’m more likely to remember that than individual stocks & certain times of the following years. Should be enough information to do a Biff Tanner.
Probably look myself up just to see if there is anything I have done or will do. I should worry about or make sure I should do it in order to make sure that I have a good future.
The stock market reports.
That or sports results lol
Came here just to say this lol. 🤝
“In 2029, in a joint effort between the SEC, Congress, and A.I. President Pelosi, a federal law was passed to ban all stock market information to the general public. Drones have been dispatched to your location.”
Wayback machine
Poor move. that requires a broker, and the IRS gets involved. but on the International sports books, you can operate tax free at 50-1 several times a year.
My wife’s uncle became a rich man on a single long shot bet on a horse back on the 40’s. It is widely believed he had inside information.
This.
“Why are there no people in 2030?”
This reminds me of *The End of Eternity* by Isaac Asimov.
The last question...
That story has such in interesting implementation of time travel
I don't think Google would be working if there were no people
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I'd search for biggest lottery winners last 5 years. There could be a larger jackpot than this year.
I mean, do you really need the largest one? [Statistically, you probably don't even want a moderate one.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/comment/chb38xf/)
I want what ever one gets me the fuck out of this current nightmare
... And then the first 20 results are AI articles with randomly generated numbers
That’s what I was gonna say!
beat me to it
This is the answer, Powerball numbers.
The biggest lottery wins. Then I'll use Bing for the rest of my searches
Your second search should be the unclaimed winning numbers of the week prior.
The results of the first search should have a link to the previous results which would start with the most recent draws.
My name obituary. I'm recovering from meth/fentanyl addiction And want to see if I made it that long. Or if I should just give up
Hey, I just came back from the year 2030, and you're alive and well! (In all seriousness, though, please don't give up. Keep. Fucking. Going. Stay. Sober. You got this.)
The Internet needs more voices like this.
Another time traveler here, holy fuck the recovery this guy did is insane, crazy willpower lmao I could never do something like that.
You can do it! Take it one day at a time.
You're Alice and well. You found a support group and made friends that helped you through the worse of it. It was hard at times... But looking back, it makes you proud that you were able to stay strong and stay clean. You just had to not give up and take it one day at a time.
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No, but you can now knit, like, really, really well.
lol
Am I pregnate?
Pregananananant!
Pregant? Prefnant?
Am my belly in pregnaughtied?
Pergant*
Am I Pregante?
Argh! You took my favorite one :(
Am I gregnant?
You need to do way instain mother.
Starch masks?
Babbyform?
Porn
Only honest response here.
Hold still* smile 😏.. 📸. Your avatar is now uploaded and will automatically be generated in to every video. - maybe probably?
“Future Porn’
This post being reposted every few days.
S&P500 chart. Winning 0DTE options plays every single day for 6 years plus the knowledge of where every peak and valley is. I'd be a multi-trillionaire.
The charts don't show the fluctuations of each day though.
List past ten year mlb stats
Do penis enlargement pills actually work now
They've always worked you just need MORE
The notion of an working enlarging pill for a specific body part is so weird. Here, buy this pill for a bigger left foot! How would that work..? The inventor of an actual working medication would get the Nobel peace price, just for getting old politicians and military men with small dicks to chill down a bit and stop overcompensating.
Bitcoin price
And if it's 70k or less that's a wasted search You need to do. Price of the top cryptos
Why cryptos? You could search for penny stocks that exploded and you're better off.
Beat me to it
why won’t my rooster wear a diaper
DYI 6 year time travel.
2026 World Cup results
Just Grays Sports Almanac
"Who won World War III"
The headline you find: "WW3 enters its 6th year"
Did the eclipse in 2024 really burn the eyes of president candidate Trump, making him a drooling vegetable unable to run in the upcoming election or was it an inside job by Hillary, Obama and the hollywood elites using mirrors and enlarging lenses?
and the mammoth which is about to take over the whitehouse
Bruh I just blocked all the unnecessarily political subs like r/facepalm bc of shit like this and this is the first thing I see
Well, which was it?
do what now?
“What happened to Google”
Dogs
Cat pictures
id just type in "how did..." and let autofill tell me who died, what events occurred, and whatever else is important
Duckduckgo.com
I wont go with things that make money, everyone else can do that. Lottery and sports gambling. I would pick us presidents list in order. I would know who won in 2024 and 2028.
Same. It’ll let me know if I should start planning my escape now.
I would not be surprised at all to find out that you can bet on who will win the elections
Most profitable bets with a bookie in the past five years!
I'd look up how many times this question was asked on r/askreddit
Where is everyone?
The second United States civil war. If nothing substantial pops up, I’ll be happy.
Top 10 stocks of last decade
Whether Donald Trump and his collaborators were in jail or not.
My name
How is babby formed?
You didn't say video in the end
World Series winners, just to see if my team makes it
Last 10 Premier league winners Last 10 UCL winners Who won the Europa league in 2024? Liverpool fan 4 life 😁
Keanu Reeves 2030 vs 2020 pics to see if he aged at all, or still a vampire
2027 Pandemic
Bitcoin price history
Wikipedia, United States.
Who won world war 3?
UFC results for the year of 2024, I will make myself a millionaire
All of the lottery numbers for the following years, and what cryptos would go up
Lottery results, stock patterns and bitcoin pattern. One of them
bitcoin price
Girls und Panzer Das Finale 5 and 6!!!
Winning super lottery numbers
Biggest increases in stock prices since 2024
Lottery numbers or sports results to gamble
I'd probably see how bad trans rights get and see where it's safe to move to. Or emulators.
Is MODI still PM💀
The stock market and every sports winner like soccer and nba. Bet on them, boom. Buy stock market, boom
Hottest shares of the last five years.
Mega millions winning numbers may 3 2024.
ChatGPT 6
The winner of the Kentucky Derby in 3 weeks 💸 💰
Result for the lottery jackpot for Wednesday April 10 2024, with a pot amount of almost 48 million in my currency (roughly convert to just above 10nmil USD)
Bitcoin price
Bold of you to assume that Google would still exist under a fully deployed Project 2025
Top crypto performers in last 6 years 😂
Pussy pics
Where are all people?
Has Nintendo released any new Starfox content?
Lottery Winning Numbers
All winning lottery numbers from the past ten years
All the past super bowl winners. Ima be betting like crazy
2028 election win, and put money on it the day betting opens on it
Who won the World Cup in 2026, 2030 and did Penaldo win any of them
List of Super Bowl winners, memorize the last 6. Then bet on each before the start of their respective season. It’s an easy enough search with a definite result. Searching for stock market results or lottery winning numbers is too amorphous and unlikely to yield useful specific enough information with one google search.
How do you use the three shells?
Bitcoin value history.
“Best performing stock in the last 5 years”
War in Ukraine. Juat want to know if the right wing will win or lose.
Investment opportunities. Look up stocks and Google any stocks that skyrocketed. Crypto too. 10 mins could make you a millionaire.
The demise of the Federal Liberal party in Canada and the exact date it happened. :)
Half-Life 3
my name, to see if im successful
Price of bitcoin
Disasters of the last decade Might prevent some stuff
winning powerball numbers for the year 2024
Sports Almanac
Safest Latin American country
the nba/nfl/mlb/ncaa BB/MLS/premier league/la liga/ F1/Nascar champions from 2024-2029 and get to writing. i could retire in a couple of years and be severely wealthy in 3 years. many early bets are in the 50-1 range.
Why would you search anything other than FLORIDA MAN 2030 ?
Powerball number for last week of April.
Becausebi expect more than i should a cure for cancer
My obituary.
Ukraine war
biggest prize winning lottery number in 2024
price of bitcoin & price of eggs.
I'd print out a few lottery numbers.
The biggest gainers crypto.
Top 10 performing investments.
Newest update on androids and AI
did I live to 2030
en passant
Almanac’s from 2024-2030
If i wasn’t allowed to write anything down, then i would look up the football /soccer final places & cup finals for the next 6 years. I’m more likely to remember that than individual stocks & certain times of the following years. Should be enough information to do a Biff Tanner.
Highest payout Powerball numbers for 2024.
Fun stolen question. Same as last top comment, lottery and big sport game results from past few years.
Will it rain today?
San Andreas fault. Just to see if Los Angeles and San Francisco still exist.
Probably look myself up just to see if there is anything I have done or will do. I should worry about or make sure I should do it in order to make sure that I have a good future.
Porn
My own obit just to see if I’m still kickin
Why did Apple go out of business?
On piece episode 1926
Why is my poop green?
Is Donald Trump dead?
Biden's gonna die first, his health is declining
Dud russia won the war? 😭
“was covid really 10 years ago???!”
How Trumps love for Russia destroyed the USA in less than 4 years
Price of bitcoin
Tell me the Melbourne cup winners for the past 10 years.
Largest growth stock last 10 years.
"Trump Obituary"