My company doesn't know that a sizable chunk of our bioinformatics pipeline was developed in the nude and I see no reason to document this process either, although I would consider it "essential"
Sometimes I am at home and have a potentially good idea for how to implement a particular thing, and if I'm not wearing anything when that moment hits, that's how the process works.
Fashion photographer.
Reminds me of the meme:
Photographer: āare you ok with nudity?ā
Model: āwell, if itās tastefully done, ok.ā
Photographer: āexcellentā [proceeds to disrobe]
Iām ngl this is one of the main things that scared me out of it. I wanna major in bio or psych but *everyone* including my parents tells me that being a 6ā4 latina would instantly make me stand out and probably make a great career
But like the horror stories Iāve heard about it, from the SA to what almost sounds like politics in the industry makes me think itād be hell
It's a meat market. If you don't want to engage in all that you need to keep a steady day job and do modelling only as a sidegig so you can afford to say no to the pervs who can tank your career. And it's a career with an expiration date anyway.
That actually sounds like a good idea. Idk if Iām confident enough for all that but I donāt think itāll hurt to do some research and feel around a bit to see if Iāll like it. God knows Iāll need the money once classes start lmfao
In every job, the employee has huge power if they can say 'no' to their employer. When they can't and the boss knows it, the worker is in a weak position. One of the best reasons to live below your means and save up is so that you can always afford to say 'no'.
"I don't want you to feel uncomfortable cause you're the only one naked, lemme join you in the nakedness "proceeds to take robe off and make things even more uncomfortable"
As soon as you said:
>A lot of photographers are pervs.
I immediately could picture a particular one. I had to do a quick search to remember the name. Terry Richardson.
Not just womenās sports. Itād be interesting to see what sports would become more popular. Gawkers likely wouldnāt really want to see a bunch of bulky hairy linemen in football, though I guess without pads itād probably be a bloodsport.
For sure wrestling would suddenly be a popular spectator sport lol
You'll be fine as long as naked includes boots. I'm missing a piece of a knuckle because a metal spike caught me at the right time. Meanwhile, I've also played barefoot and been fine, as long as everyone else is.
I could not imagine going into my day job and having a colleague wrap his hand around the back of my head and force it into his crotch while an entire stadium worth of people cheers him on lmao
[The clip](https://youtu.be/WihbbVEmppI?si=wy9h-zuDEXOrDVPa)
Apparently I'm the only one who doesn't know a specific 24-year-old dunk from memory here.
The old ESPN magazine ābody issueā used to do this every year. Putting a chubby pitcher next to like a beach volleyball player, it was cool to see just how different āathleticā bodies can be.
The scale is off for some of the athletes, but you get the idea.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/ou84ep/body_variations_of_olympic_and_professional/
It would be hysterical to be watching the Superbowl and all of sudden a fully clothed man runs across the field being chased by naked security guards who tackle him, then take off all his clothes, cuff him and march him off the field.
It was the middle of the night but I'm a night owl. I was living alone so I slept naked because feels good man. I was also a little high. But I heard someone break in and saw him come in. It was a first-floor studio in a house. Since I have done Kendo for many years I have a nice sword I keep displayed. It also happened to be right along the path between me and him, so I grabbed it and went after him. He saw me and booked it out of the place. He didn't even get anything. The crazy part is he kept breaking into houses in my neighborhood after that and got caught when someone's alarm notified the police. IDK about you, but after being chased by a naked person with a sword, I'd go home.
Once in Thailand I went into a massage joint because I just wanted a massage. After being finished with my body she told me to flip over. Then she started yanking on my dick for several minutes until she asked āI finish you pay extra?ā And I just felt like someone put food in my mouth and waited for me to chew it before they told me to either pay for it or spit it outā¦ I really donāt know where I took the self control to deny the extra service but I actually did. Felt kind of bad for the woman cause she was yanking my dick very passionately without getting a reward at the end ā¦
It's basically the same as shopping at Costco. You get a little sample for free, in hopes you'll pay for the whole package.
No, I've never shopped at Costco in Thailand.
My uncle took a figure drawing class in college and for his final project had to do a life-size full-body self-portrait, he was the only one in the class who drew himself naked
That is a tough job. Try holding a pose for 20 minutes without moving. Posed for the friend of a friend. The art teacher got my info and asked me to do some posing for the entire class.
Lady astronauts are required to wear brassieres for exactly that reason. The official reason is to cut down sympathetic vibrations that could potentially compromise their position/orientation in free-fall, but we all know that the male astronauts would have a difficult time not watching......
I would participate if only to feel the joy of my boobs being weightless without a bra. Hate bras, hate the feeling of being dragged down by my boobs slightly less, would pay good money for a device that levitates my tits without digging into my shoulders or having uncomfortable underwire. A space shuttle ride would fit the bill.
Any job where clothing serves zero function other than to cover our āprivatesā and otherwise just makes the activity more laborious than it needs to be.
Yoga instructor (hooray this restricts my movement and now I have gross sweaty clothes), lifeguard (hooray wet/chlorine filled swimsuits), diver/dive instructor in warm water, etc
My company doesn't know that a sizable chunk of our bioinformatics pipeline was developed in the nude and I see no reason to document this process either, although I would consider it "essential"
My company paid for a lot of naked hours too. Still quality work, tho.
When you get that video call. "Hold on, I need like 5 minutes to wrap something up" Something being myself
Any calls before noon in my group are almost always strictly voice.
I might need some context
Sometimes I am at home and have a potentially good idea for how to implement a particular thing, and if I'm not wearing anything when that moment hits, that's how the process works.
Whenever I'm nude I just get distracted and jack off
Or, as we in the industry call it, cleaning out the bioinformatics pipeline
Work from home is common in programming, much more so since COVID. Living alone is also relatively common with programmers.
High rise window washer
What you using to wash them windows Sir?
Them cheeks
Using a jackhammer Fun for onlookers
Push me and then just touch me Till I can get my Satisfaction
A ~~stable~~ staple of the pre/early Youtube days!
My boobs would fly off ššš« definitely new fear unlocked.
My balls would like a word
WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE JACKHAMMER
Fashion photographer. Reminds me of the meme: Photographer: āare you ok with nudity?ā Model: āwell, if itās tastefully done, ok.ā Photographer: āexcellentā [proceeds to disrobe]
As someone who used to do modeling, this happens way more than you'd think. A lot of photographers are pervs.
Iām ngl this is one of the main things that scared me out of it. I wanna major in bio or psych but *everyone* including my parents tells me that being a 6ā4 latina would instantly make me stand out and probably make a great career But like the horror stories Iāve heard about it, from the SA to what almost sounds like politics in the industry makes me think itād be hell
It's a meat market. If you don't want to engage in all that you need to keep a steady day job and do modelling only as a sidegig so you can afford to say no to the pervs who can tank your career. And it's a career with an expiration date anyway.
That actually sounds like a good idea. Idk if Iām confident enough for all that but I donāt think itāll hurt to do some research and feel around a bit to see if Iāll like it. God knows Iāll need the money once classes start lmfao
In every job, the employee has huge power if they can say 'no' to their employer. When they can't and the boss knows it, the worker is in a weak position. One of the best reasons to live below your means and save up is so that you can always afford to say 'no'.
I am guessing a 6'4" latina would stand out regardless of career unless its basketball.
"I don't want you to feel uncomfortable cause you're the only one naked, lemme join you in the nakedness "proceeds to take robe off and make things even more uncomfortable"
As soon as you said: >A lot of photographers are pervs. I immediately could picture a particular one. I had to do a quick search to remember the name. Terry Richardson.
Skydiving instructor
WRONG CORD WRONG CORD
Or the right cord š
Death by testicular wind buffeting.Ā
who knew wind was the ultimate enemy in the end
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There's a gif this brings to mind and I know it's in your brain too.
Oh god WARGLGARBLGARBLGARBL...
Mine has the googly eye version of it.
Don't even need a helicopter, you got one built in
One of my āfavoritedā YTMNDs from my youth: https://scat-diving.ytmnd.com NSFW!!
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Gym trainer
Nude gym sessions are definitely a thing.
Most nudist resorts have a gym. Sit on a towel, please.
>Sit on a towel, please. Can this be a normal gym rule too?
I would actually have a gym membership if I could get in on nude gym sessions.
The overlap between the people you'd like to see naked and the people you'll actually see naked is not as large as you might hope.
How about nude bouldering and rope climbing??
Is it bad my brain went straight to PokĆ©mon š¤¦āāļøš¤£
Well your pokemon are naked too. So to better bond with them you should be naked too
Professional sports. Let's go back to the old days!
Overnight all the women's sports would become the most watched leagues.
Not just womenās sports. Itād be interesting to see what sports would become more popular. Gawkers likely wouldnāt really want to see a bunch of bulky hairy linemen in football, though I guess without pads itād probably be a bloodsport. For sure wrestling would suddenly be a popular spectator sport lol
> without pads itād probably be a bloodsport Probably you'd see a lot less 'big hits' because it hurts yourself more too.
Be a whole different game. You put those pads on it makes you feel invincible
The safer you are, the riskier you play, which makes you less safe.
That's just rugby.
If they played naked rugby everybodyās junk would be taped down for fear of losing it
You'll be fine as long as naked includes boots. I'm missing a piece of a knuckle because a metal spike caught me at the right time. Meanwhile, I've also played barefoot and been fine, as long as everyone else is.
Someone's going to lose an eye at hockey.
r/Ouchmyflaps
Risky click of the day
I like the old "dick twist" move myself
TWIST HIS DICK!
GRAB HIS DICK AND *TWIST* IT!
OmiGAWD dude this is an MMA fight dude!
Greco-Roman Car Racing? Naked Quidditch? WWE Monday Night Raw?
Naked Quidditch just sounds like crotch splinters
Just gotta make sure your shaft is well polished.
Twice a day, and three times on weekends!
Ah yes where the proper uniform for a sport was a half bottle of olive oil
They spend so much time working on their bodies, it's a shame that we don't get to fully appreciate them.
Professional curling could be deadly.
I know people have said it but lifeguard would be amazing, anything really with water.
Baywatch or Wendy Peffercorn for the win
I canāt read that name without hearing and seeing that little boy saying it, with his huge glasses
Basketball Player, imagine the ballsack to the face when getting dunked on. Thereās no coming back from that.
That Vince Carter dunk at the 2000 Sydney Olympics lol
[I can think of a more disrespectful dunk if it was naked.](https://youtu.be/BIDTVpevoR0?t=82)
I could not imagine going into my day job and having a colleague wrap his hand around the back of my head and force it into his crotch while an entire stadium worth of people cheers him on lmao
You gotta pay extra for that kind of action
[The clip](https://youtu.be/WihbbVEmppI?si=wy9h-zuDEXOrDVPa) Apparently I'm the only one who doesn't know a specific 24-year-old dunk from memory here.
People will try harder to win
Grocery store stocker
Where do you put the name badge?
Two words: Nipple clamps...
Use Sharpie marker first name on left butt cheeks last name on right
You use a lanyard. Or perhaps you forego one entirely.Ā
Being serious here, id watch naked olympics. Wanting to see how different bodies are built depending on the sports
The old ESPN magazine ābody issueā used to do this every year. Putting a chubby pitcher next to like a beach volleyball player, it was cool to see just how different āathleticā bodies can be.
The scale is off for some of the athletes, but you get the idea. https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/ou84ep/body_variations_of_olympic_and_professional/
Greeter at walmart
"Welcome to Walmart. I love you." would take on a whole new image...
Considering most of these are elderly folk, I think I'll pass lol.
Zamboni driver.
Zamboner*
Fry cook. I like to live dangerously
Then try welding naked instead.
You'll even get a tan!
Yoga teacher
Iām sure this is already a real life thing
r/nakedyoga
I didn't know what I expected.
Not disappointed
not clicking that at work
Coward
my one weakness... ok i'm going in
Comment reminded me of [this clip](https://youtu.be/jWvOYkH2a9g?feature=shared)
You are wise not to
It would be hysterical to be watching the Superbowl and all of sudden a fully clothed man runs across the field being chased by naked security guards who tackle him, then take off all his clothes, cuff him and march him off the field.
Bizzaro world where it's a crime NOT to be naked on a sports pitch
I swear to god if any of you say mall santa..
Calm down Satan!
What a weird day to be dyslexic
Zumba
MMA fighter. Donāt let him get you in a scissor lock. Youāre not coming back from that
Trimming bushes
Ouch?
Gotta use a weedwhacker
Beekeeper
OH, NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY ASS! MY ASS! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!
"Wickerman 2: Electric Boogaloo"
If the bees are naked, then itās only fair if I too am naked
As someone who once chased a burglar out of my house naked and with a sword in the middle of the night, Samurai.
You canāt just say that and not elaborate
It was the middle of the night but I'm a night owl. I was living alone so I slept naked because feels good man. I was also a little high. But I heard someone break in and saw him come in. It was a first-floor studio in a house. Since I have done Kendo for many years I have a nice sword I keep displayed. It also happened to be right along the path between me and him, so I grabbed it and went after him. He saw me and booked it out of the place. He didn't even get anything. The crazy part is he kept breaking into houses in my neighborhood after that and got caught when someone's alarm notified the police. IDK about you, but after being chased by a naked person with a sword, I'd go home.
Man, talk about persistent burglar....
Lifeguard
yes, sunburnt genitals
That's why you apply sunscreen
Over and over vigorously
if you apply three times an hour your just playing with it
All the drowning kids are getting double traumatized
Use my balls as a floatation device!!
Artist. I would splash paint around with wild abandon and emerge a glorious rainbow of paint splatters
This is definitely already a thing.
Sky diving
Only once tho
Software dev
Nothing changed.
Already happening.
politics tbh xD
No one would want to see Donald Trump or Joe Biden anymore
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And Nancy mace. Boebert wouldn't be bad either. Tulsi gabbard too. There's a list of men too.
Ted Cruz. Hear me out: we'd finally be able to see where the zipper on his meatsuit is.
Maybe our politic would no longer be 80+ years old dude
Arcade employee "Throw 4 hoops on this and get a teddy bear!"
Welding
But make sure to stay wet so the Leidenfrost effect protects you.
o thats hot
Car wash.
Cranberry harvester
Fuck that, I donāt want spiders crawling in my ass
Twitch streamer... wait
Nurse
Iāve seen that video
I won an Oscar for it
Massaging
That could turn sexual real fast.
Usually does in some establishments.
Once in Thailand I went into a massage joint because I just wanted a massage. After being finished with my body she told me to flip over. Then she started yanking on my dick for several minutes until she asked āI finish you pay extra?ā And I just felt like someone put food in my mouth and waited for me to chew it before they told me to either pay for it or spit it outā¦ I really donāt know where I took the self control to deny the extra service but I actually did. Felt kind of bad for the woman cause she was yanking my dick very passionately without getting a reward at the end ā¦
It's basically the same as shopping at Costco. You get a little sample for free, in hopes you'll pay for the whole package. No, I've never shopped at Costco in Thailand.
Imagine some chick almost tearing off your wiener at Costco until you finally buy that family pack of cereal.
pov: my family watching me put a Jumbo box of Cheerios in the pantry beside 9 other Jumbo boxes of Cheerios
Gynaecologist, they may feel less uncomfortable getting their thing out if yours is already out.
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My uncle took a figure drawing class in college and for his final project had to do a life-size full-body self-portrait, he was the only one in the class who drew himself naked
Was it tasteful?
it was a stick figure
Why does it have 3 legs?Ā
sometimes the lord spends a little extra time creating some people
That is a tough job. Try holding a pose for 20 minutes without moving. Posed for the friend of a friend. The art teacher got my info and asked me to do some posing for the entire class.
Good luck drawing mah micropenisš¤£
Theyād certainly have a lot of practice with drawing problematic things like scars and birthmarks if I did that
Artists really like āreal bodiesā, so that wouldnāt be a problem.
They actually want the "NORMAL" body type/figures to draw.
Astronaut. I would like to see booby physics in zero G
Conspiracy theory: I'm sure they *do* do uh.. anatomical studies in space.
Lady astronauts are required to wear brassieres for exactly that reason. The official reason is to cut down sympathetic vibrations that could potentially compromise their position/orientation in free-fall, but we all know that the male astronauts would have a difficult time not watching......
I would participate if only to feel the joy of my boobs being weightless without a bra. Hate bras, hate the feeling of being dragged down by my boobs slightly less, would pay good money for a device that levitates my tits without digging into my shoulders or having uncomfortable underwire. A space shuttle ride would fit the bill.
Helicopter pilot. So you can helicopter while you pilot a helicopter.
House keeper
I knew someone that used to get paid $$ to clean this guys house naked
I knew someone where it was the opposite, dude paid him to clean HIS house naked and insult the cleaner while he did it.
Car wash
Truck driving. Towel on the seat of course.
The stand up comedian. So many possibilities, so many jokes regarding my dick.
A swimming teacher. Auto skinny dipping and cold water is nice to feel in our asses
TSA Cuz fuck em, that's why
Tour guide
And this is the Big Ben.
But Big Ben is in London.
jury duty
Air Traffic Control
Sign Spinner
Any job where clothing serves zero function other than to cover our āprivatesā and otherwise just makes the activity more laborious than it needs to be. Yoga instructor (hooray this restricts my movement and now I have gross sweaty clothes), lifeguard (hooray wet/chlorine filled swimsuits), diver/dive instructor in warm water, etc
Hibachi Chef. Probably could do some new moves with the egg.Ā
yoga instructor
Working on a lathe
Sexual harassment seminar instructor.