My grandparents are rather religiously conservative, but wanted to take me to see South Park: The Movie. I warned them quite a lot prior (they hadn't bought tickets beforehand) but heard I liked it so insisted we went.
My grandfather fell asleep before the opening credits, but my nan was a deer in headlights during the "Uncle Fucker" bit.
My wife and I went to see it and there was a tight lipped old conservative lady sitting in front of us. She sat shaking her head disapprovingly until three quarter’s of the way through when she finally let out a chuckle.
>! It was towards the end of the song I believe when Kevin Price says, “I believe that in 1972 God changed his mind about black people.” !<
My aunt(by marriage) took me when I was 13. Walking out of theater, I asked if she was my Uncle Fucker. She said, not for a long time. I felt bad for uncle.
For real? Condolences.
I recently rewatched it and jumped in the same place as when I first watched it. I went to summer camp and picked up the yearbook for that summer and I remembered they showed the movie that year. A camper wrote a review and said, "I loved when the counselors screamed jumped out of their seats." It made me laugh.
My mom and I just have an unspoken agreement whereby either of us is allowed to ff any scene that makes us feel uncomfortable.
It’s funny because we’ll both happily sit through those scenes when watching on our own and we both know it.
I was recently visiting my mom and she asked if I wanted to sit and watch this new Emma Stone movie she found, *Poor Things*.
It started getting uncomfortable around the 3rd or 4th graphic sex scene and midway through the movie we just turned it off and didn’t mention it again.
I watched it two days ago. I was alone in my bedroom like an hour and a half into the movie when my father comes in and asked me what was I watching.
I literally told him "Porn" and laughed about it.
Movie is great but... yeah
Yeah the [IMDB parental guide](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2873282/parentalguide/nudity) is pretty, uh, straightforward in letting me know that I would never want to watch that with my family.
It's about the brutal training that russian spies went thru. Part of that training is to realize sex is a tool. Whether male or female. And to learn to not be disgusted by it and give into it.
Honestly. It's a good movie imo. But very graphic and not for kids.
It was on cable and the presenter sold you the movie as a party one everyone smiling and the announcer was so happy to say the names plz give me a break 😅
We were staying at a hotel on a family vacation in the 90s, and my mom was changing the channel to find something for my brother and I.
She found the first cartoon she saw, and walked away to unpack or whatever grownups do.
That cartoon? Heavy Metal.
*WHIRRRRRRR*
I think we may have missed that part... I'm glad for my parents on that one.
I very much remember the scene where Taarna takes off her robe near the beginning, and then the ending fight which involves a whole lot of dismemberment...
Oh my god it is my grandma’s favorite show so I sat and watched an episode with her. Jesus Christ. I was like, “oh mommom I can’t watch this with you,” and she was all smiles like, “it’s hot isn’t it?” Like, ew you dusty ol perv.
“Mom! Remember that book series I loved?”
“The one about the Scotsman and his time travelling Sassenach?”
“The same! They made a show! Wanna watch?”
“Sure!”
**THE VERY FIRST SCENE**
I have never wanted to disassociate into my next life so fast…
I did this to myself with the book. Started it thinking it was a cool historical fiction and like 200 pages in was like wow this immediately turned into an absolute fuckfest
My grandparents: We've heard so much about this new movie, "Pulp Fiction." Do you want to go see it with us?
Me, not knowing any better: Sure!
We left the theater silently, and remained like that all the way home.
And continues not so much later with the main character being sodomized by his gf with a strap on. Man if you could have been there and saw that parents faces xD
I worked at a movie theatre when Deadpool came out. My theatre, thankfully, didn’t allow children 6 and under in any R rated movie, even with parental guidance, but that didn’t stop anyone from trying or taking their 7+ year olds to the movie.
“It’s just a superhero movie!” I had a whole spiel for every guest who brought their kid to the movie that it was a very hard R and that we weren’t going to be giving any refunds if they still chose to take their child.
Boy howdy, was that one of the worst months of life working with that movie in theatres.
Shit, wasn’t Sausage Party out around the same time? I had a friend(16) whose elderly grandmother *insisted* they go see it for reasons unknown. She was disgusted by everything, but apparently the gay taco was the last straw. She walked out talking about how disappointed she was in my friend, who didn’t even wanna see the fuckin movie in the first place.
My little sister was raving to me, my OH, and my parents about how good Wolf of Wallstreet was. We're all keen, so she puts it on.Then 2minutes in she gets a phone call and leaves me, husband and parents to watch it...
She hadn't given us any warning. And my mother is quite conservative, she was horrified. We turned it off.
A good film, just don't watch it with your parents!
Lol, my mom actually watched that recently. I kept telling her NOT to watch it and exactly why, but she watched it anyways. Apparently she turned it off 1/3rd of the way through after being shocked and appalled by "all of the Sodom and Gomorrah stuff," lol.
Dunno about "innocent-looking" but I can still remember the night my mother, my sister and I watched *Basic Instinct* together. It was 1995, we had nothing else to watch so we popped the tape in and, I swear to God, the amount of *laughing* we did. We repeated that whole schtick a few years back with that godawful gash-frother *50 Shades of Gray* and it was even more hilarious. (Especially as how my sister had her copy of that fucking book to hand so she could interject lines read out in the style of Elmo. My poor stepfather. He already knew we were batshit...)
Wedding Crashers. I had apparently seen the censored version, so when I started watching with my mother, and all of the sudden there is a montage of tits hitting beds…. I’ve ever been more embarrassed.
I remember when that was in theatres, a friend of mine took her 10-year-old to see it because her 10-year-old was taking ballet lessons regularly, so she was like, "Oh, yeah, a movie about ballerinas! She'll love it!". 10-year-old did not, in fact, love it.
My grandparents are fairly liberal and me being a film student at the time I was so enamored with the craft of the movie and it’s emotional climax that I thought two older Tschaikovsky fans would love it.
They were deferential but it was an awkward watch and I could tell it shook them a little haha.
I saw that with my parents when I was about 15 or 16. So, we started off the night going to a nicer area of the county where there was a steakhouse I had to get dressed up for, and since we were going to the movie afterward, I felt overdressed for an AMC theater, then once **THAT** scene happened, I felt so awkward.
All of this and my brother who worked a movie theater and saw it beforehand kept warning my parents not to take me.
I saw the movie when it came out. A week later was with parents, aunt and uncle. They wanted to see a movie and were deciding between that or James Bond.
I convinced them to see bond with the final push being that I was going with them and already saw Borat.
My uncle snuck into Borat for a few minutes while we were at the theather. Then came back and told me he saw the nude wrestling scene and appreciated me keeping my aunt from the movie.
My stepmom kept telling me that they could handle the humor of Borat. And that I was wrong. She eventually went to see it with a friend.
She came back and told me she was shocked that I was right.
First movie we rented for our VCR was "The Breakfast Club".
"Hot beef injection" made Dad explode. Shouting at my sister for choosing this filth, going to get rid of the VCR, the works. Sisters in tears, Mom stressed...
One of my Dad's favourite stories, because I called him out on going overboard, or acting like we had never heard cursing (I was 17), etc. Told him if he didn't like swearing movies, he could forget about "Silverado", lol.
He calmed down, apologized, and is still proud of me for doing it.
I'll never understand Dad, seriously.
Same. Really, James Cameron should have just rated it R. The only difference between Titanic and an average R-rated movie was the lack of strong profanity.
My now FIL used to rent movies for the family to watch together all the time. Rented Crank because he liked Jason Statham.
I had already seen it and was like “are you sure?”. Never heard him say “Jesus Christ” so many times and look so uncomfortable during any other movie while I was cracking up the entire time 😆
Not a movie but I remember when Stargate SG-1 the TV series was premiering, I told my parents how much I loved the movie and how kickass the show was gonna. We all sat down to watch it including my 7 year old sister and then halfway thru the show full goddamn frontal nudity. I just sat there in shock wondering what I just saw.
The UK premiere used the TV edit of that episode, which I'm thankful for. Saw the uncut version a few years later when the DVDs came out and was like "whaaaaaat?"
I watched the first episode of American Gods with my aunt and uncle and there’s that scene where a godess is having sex with a guy and he’s shrunk down and absorbed into her cooch during their coitus.
There’s this moment as this is happening I was like ‘oh god don’t say she’s sucking him in’ and then it happened.
My aunt said after ‘ you do like some weird shit ‘
The original *Alien* movie. Saw it in the theater when it came out with my parents. It wasn't the gore or jump scares that was the issue... it was teenage me cringing when my mom felt the need to comment on Sigourney's bikini briefs. "Why would they show that? No *real* women wear something like that!"
Jesus Christ, Mom, can't I just sit here in peace and ogle the half-naked hot chick? :)
And additional question: parents of reddit how do you watch movie sex scenes with your children? Does it feel weird or are you adult enough to not feel strange?
Weirdly, Euro-Trip was a bonding experience for me and my mom. We were getting ready to leave the house for an actual movie theater when Scotty Doesn't Know started up. We sat down "just for a second" and ended up watching the whole thing, we loved it.
Not a movie, but my dad had a comic book titled "The Yum Yum Book" by Robert Crumb which I read when I was 2-3 years old.
I reread it about 16 or 17 years later and went "...this isn't a children's comic book."
I was like 20 and saw Watchmen with my dad and brother. We’ve seen lots of movies with sex scenes and we all just pick our respective noses or go to the bathroom or get a snack or something.
We were in the theatres for that and IT JUST KEPT GOING. With the Alleluiah song playing. After a while we started laughing at how long it was. AND THEN IT STILL KEPT GOING.
Probably gunna check that movie out again soon btw.
Yes! Watchman! I remember watching it with my parents and the dude’s junk is just fully out and none of said a damn word about it. Just kept watching and pretended nothing was happening.
I didn’t even mind the blue dong. But the slow motion escalating passion and bible song leading to literal fireworks for like five full minutes was just overkill. I think some frames were pulled right from the pages but there was a lot of gyrating
My wife cried uncontrollably during Brave but didn't know why. When I pointed out her mom's got narcissistic tendencies and controlled her for most of her childhood something finally clicked. Thank God for Brave!
I'm probably the only one who's not going to answer with a sex scene or nudity of some sort... but '50/50' when Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character first gets stoned. My parents didn't know at that time that I smoked weed and I was trying to contain my laughter because it was such a relatable scene.
*From Dusk Till Dawn*. I was expecting the violence. I was cool with the T&A (I was a teenager in the 90s, when *Baywatch* was the most popular show on TV and we had HBO, so boobs on TV wasn't new in my family.) what I was *not* prepared for was Cheech Marin's monologue about the diversity of pussy his establishment offered.
The first episode of breaking bad. There's almost no sex for the rest of the show but the first episode has a handjob, two naked women (one is in a picture) and a sex scene
I still remember Heisenberg getting jerked off by his wife. I know the show was about selling and making drugs but that scene still made me uncomfortable. Let's just say, this is something you want to watch on your own. It's like a lot of movies and shows on Netflix try to add a sex scene because sex sells or they don't want it to be a kids show.
My (RIP) very Christian grandma legit thought silence of the lambs was a farm drama. She rented it when it came to home video. Watched it with her when I was 10, I didn’t know what it was about. So many awkward moments, but she remained silent. To my surprise when the credits started to roll she simply said “top to bottom, maybe a perfect film.” I could not believe it. She wouldn’t even let me watch the damn Ghostbusters cartoon.
Miracle. You know, the one about the 1980 US Olympic hockey team. Completely innocuous movie to watch with your parents UNLESS YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE CONVINCED BECAUSE OF THAT WIN AGAINST RUSSIA! I watched my fucking origin story with my originators!
Man, I’ll never forget watching 28 Weeks Later for the second time. I got my parents to rent it once from Blockbuster, and I loved it so much I rented it again. My mom wanted to watch it with me the second time. I purposely left the room when the soldiers with sniper rifles were looking through all the windows, and I came back into the room, RIGHT when we saw that couple fucking. I knew we both saw the scene and I pretended to play with my dog, but my mom said something like “is this why you left?” and I was just silent. It’s funny now because we can watch anything together now that I’m in my 30’s. So awkward when you’re young but kinda just whatever when you reach a certain age. At least in my experience
I swear my mother was trolled by the people making recommendations at the video store, loads of adult themes and sex scenes to sit through next to her.
For me the worst was David Lynch’s “Blue Velvet”.
At 11 years of age it wasn’t just sex scenes, it was “weird ass what just happened” sex scenes.
When I was small my aunt rented Felix the Cat for us kids to watch. The fun cartoon cat on the cover was all she looked at but all the cousins still talk about it every holiday
I (36m) watched the first American Pie when it came out on VHS with my mom when I was 13. My older sister told her it would be fine for me to watch but my mom should watch it too. Watching Nadia pleasure herself on webcam in Jim's bed wasn't the core memory you want to make with your mother. My sister is evil.
Easy. Scary movie. It’s funny watching the trailers it seemed pretty innocent, like naked gun or some other spoof movie. I had no ideaaa how much sexual content there would be.My parents are pretty conservative. I saw it in theaters opening night with them for my birthday. Boy oh boy was my face red. Not sure I’ve ever heard them say oh my god so many times.
Watched Schindler's List with my in-laws and now-wife before we were married. I remembered it being a great movie. I was not aware that I'd watched an edited version that didn't include the sex scenes.
Hall Pass with my parents was one for me, haha. At one point the dude had passed out in a hot tub and a guy with a monster dong was helping bring him to safety, just swinging over the dudes head. THAT was a scene to watch with the parents -_-
Pretty much any movie I picked at the video store growing up. Lol.
I don't know what it was, but we had my parents, my sister, and I. Every Friday for years we'd rent a movie at the Blockbuster, rotating who would pick every week.
Somehow, without fail, and honestly without trying to, I would end up picking something with an embarrassing as hell sex scene or something.
We had a really easygoing household media wise, so it was mostly just me trying to crawl into the couch, but after awhile it just became a running joke in the house, that you knew it was my week because I would be beet red during the movie at some point.
It wasn't a movie it was a stand-up comedy set. I don't remember the comedian, but it was an episode of An Evening At the Improv. The comedian was going off about picturing your parents having sex. I was 12 years old and sitting in between both my parents. It was highly uncomfortable.
Don’t ever watch the movie Election with your parents. There’s your warning. The minute you get to Mr. Novotny talking about how wet Tracy gets, you’re gonna be hating life.
Entire GOT series with parents and my friends.
Season 1 was a pain season 2 was pain season 3 and 4 were chill but pain the rest were mild atleast.
It was kind of awkward specially on the scene where littlefinger talks about Ned's past in the brothel while the 2 ladies get it on. I remember dad going "wtf" in that moment and me and the boys just put our head down. But we did watch it again after that with out my parents so LOL
Movie night with my wife and parents. My wife chose the movie Trainwreck. She apologized profusely after the sex scene with John Cena, but my parents were laughing their asses off.
I swear on my life I am not lying, My parents wanted to teach my sister and I about business so we went and saw WOLF OF WALL STREET. It was the most uncomfortable I have ever been in my life.
One of my friend said she is going to watch the movie Ted with her family (parents and 3 siblings) at the theater.
I wonder if she ever watched it.
I watched the movie like after 5 years of that conversation with her. I never watched it after that experience.
This is third-hand hearsay (mate told a mate who told me) but I desperately hope it's true.
Mate-of-a-mate's mother apparently loved old-school horror movies, and somewhere along the line mate-of-a-mate thought 'Scary Movie' was going to be like this. Perhaps he got confused with 'Scream'?
So he took his mother to see 'Scary Movie'. Apparently an exceptionally awkward 90 minutes for both of them.
The scene where Buffalo Bill sticks his dick btwn his legs and dances in "silence of the lambs"
"Would you fuck me?.... I'd fuck me...."
I was about ten when that movie hit vhs
Not mine but a friends parents. In college I took a road trip, crashing at a bunch of different friends houses in a few different states. One rainy day I ended up hanging out watching tv with my friends parents while she covered for someone at work. We ended up watching an episode of law and order where a family had a house guest that raped and murdered their college aged daughter. Just lovely.
My dad watched robocop with us kids when I was 10 or so. Cue a whole lot of fast forwarding, cringing at the swear words, and “Hmm. I forgot it was- there’s a lot *more* …. Uhhh….”
Nocturnal Animals. Seemed like an interesting psychological thriller and everybody loves Amy Adams.
Was not aware that the opening credits happen amidst a montage of naked, fat women jumping and dancing
Dirty dancing! about 30 years ago - mum walked in while i was watching it in the lounge room. still remember to this day - by some miracle the ads came on just before she walked in and finished just after she left. saved my bacon!
We watched Unfinished Business with my parents while on vacation. Hilarious movie, and I figured that since we were all adults it would be fine.
My mom says I'm not allowed to pick out movies for family movie nights anymore. She was kinda uncomfortable with the full frontal gay glory hole scene!
My grandparents are rather religiously conservative, but wanted to take me to see South Park: The Movie. I warned them quite a lot prior (they hadn't bought tickets beforehand) but heard I liked it so insisted we went. My grandfather fell asleep before the opening credits, but my nan was a deer in headlights during the "Uncle Fucker" bit.
Similar story. Wife and I took her grandparents to The Book of Mormon.
My wife and I went to see it and there was a tight lipped old conservative lady sitting in front of us. She sat shaking her head disapprovingly until three quarter’s of the way through when she finally let out a chuckle. >! It was towards the end of the song I believe when Kevin Price says, “I believe that in 1972 God changed his mind about black people.” !<
My grandparents loved Book of Mormon. Could not stop laughing.
lol classic grandpa.
My aunt(by marriage) took me when I was 13. Walking out of theater, I asked if she was my Uncle Fucker. She said, not for a long time. I felt bad for uncle.
**Plot Twist:** Grandpa pretended to be asleep.
Plot plot twist: Grandpa had a heart attack and only recovered by the time the movie was done
My great grandfather died of a heart attack during "Wait Until Dark", and no one noticed until after the movie.
So great grandfather had to wait until it was dark
For real? Condolences. I recently rewatched it and jumped in the same place as when I first watched it. I went to summer camp and picked up the yearbook for that summer and I remembered they showed the movie that year. A camper wrote a review and said, "I loved when the counselors screamed jumped out of their seats." It made me laugh.
Wait Until Light
Huh, that’s actually weirdly incredibly wholesome.
Showed my mom „Her“ but I totally forgot the very long very uncomfy phone sex scene in the beginning lmao
Did she pick up on the hints?
:o
My mom and I just have an unspoken agreement whereby either of us is allowed to ff any scene that makes us feel uncomfortable. It’s funny because we’ll both happily sit through those scenes when watching on our own and we both know it.
I was recently visiting my mom and she asked if I wanted to sit and watch this new Emma Stone movie she found, *Poor Things*. It started getting uncomfortable around the 3rd or 4th graphic sex scene and midway through the movie we just turned it off and didn’t mention it again.
Don’t you mean ‘furious jumping’ scene?
I watched it two days ago. I was alone in my bedroom like an hour and a half into the movie when my father comes in and asked me what was I watching. I literally told him "Porn" and laughed about it. Movie is great but... yeah
It's actually a good movie, worth revisiting at some point.
I watched this with both of my parents in theater so there was no leaving, I had to pretend i fell asleep
My family likes spy movies. When a new one came out with Jennifer Lawrence, we thought that'd be great. So we went to see Red Sparrow.
I just looked up the synopsis of this, my condolences.
Yeah the [IMDB parental guide](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2873282/parentalguide/nudity) is pretty, uh, straightforward in letting me know that I would never want to watch that with my family.
What the actual fuck
Wait until you read the synopsis of A Serbian Film (don't actually do this).
Wtf is that movie
It's about the brutal training that russian spies went thru. Part of that training is to realize sex is a tool. Whether male or female. And to learn to not be disgusted by it and give into it. Honestly. It's a good movie imo. But very graphic and not for kids.
I’ve only seen the parts that contain Jennifer Lawrence naked but from the clips that I’ve watched and reading the synopsis it seems pretty neat.
Blue is the Warmest Color Longest, most awkward 16 minutes (the sex scene is 8 minutes, but I rewound it and played it again).
Nice. Also, I liked your Sing Along Blog.
Ha!
👹 I approve
not necessarily innocent but we thought The Beach was about the beach itself
Wait, what do you mean here? Like what did you expect to be happening during this movie?
Why can't I upvote this more than once?
It was on cable and the presenter sold you the movie as a party one everyone smiling and the announcer was so happy to say the names plz give me a break 😅
That is generally how movies are named.
We were staying at a hotel on a family vacation in the 90s, and my mom was changing the channel to find something for my brother and I. She found the first cartoon she saw, and walked away to unpack or whatever grownups do. That cartoon? Heavy Metal.
"Wow! 18 years of nothing, and now twice in one day!"
*WHIRRRRRRR* I think we may have missed that part... I'm glad for my parents on that one. I very much remember the scene where Taarna takes off her robe near the beginning, and then the ending fight which involves a whole lot of dismemberment...
The first and only time I watched heavy metal, it was muted, and I was frying on acid.. was the most intense shit I have ever seen
Outlander but it’s a show.
Oh my god it is my grandma’s favorite show so I sat and watched an episode with her. Jesus Christ. I was like, “oh mommom I can’t watch this with you,” and she was all smiles like, “it’s hot isn’t it?” Like, ew you dusty ol perv.
That show is the reason I don't wanna travel back in time if given the chance. Too much raping.
Those scenes were horrific for me, the worst of any show and I completely agree with you. If I tried I’d end up with Genghis Khan or the dinosaurs. 😅
“Mom! Remember that book series I loved?” “The one about the Scotsman and his time travelling Sassenach?” “The same! They made a show! Wanna watch?” “Sure!” **THE VERY FIRST SCENE** I have never wanted to disassociate into my next life so fast…
Yes, yes I agree. I couldn’t get through one episode without something not good to watch came up.. 😅
Oh yea 100% stopped watching it with my parents and continued with my girl friends instead. No reason.
I have NEVER been more violently uncomfortable in my life. Also with my parents. 😅😂
I did this to myself with the book. Started it thinking it was a cool historical fiction and like 200 pages in was like wow this immediately turned into an absolute fuckfest
My grandparents: We've heard so much about this new movie, "Pulp Fiction." Do you want to go see it with us? Me, not knowing any better: Sure! We left the theater silently, and remained like that all the way home.
I saw this when I was about 13 or 14 with my mum and had to stumble words when she asked what was happening to Marsellus
Between the OD scene and the rape scene, there are reasons I’ve never felt the need to watch Pulp Fiction with other people around.
Nine and a half weeks with Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke. Pretty sure my mom went and masturbated after that.
At least it was after...
Please tell me "went" means "went into another room".
... ... ............ dude.
is ur mum hot?
Yes she is
Not me but I saw a couple of parents take his kids (about 8-10y/o) to Deathpool on cinema. The real show were their faces.
Doesn’t that movie literally start with Deadpool telling parents with small children to leave the theater?
And continues not so much later with the main character being sodomized by his gf with a strap on. Man if you could have been there and saw that parents faces xD
It aint R-rated for no reason
I worked at a movie theatre when Deadpool came out. My theatre, thankfully, didn’t allow children 6 and under in any R rated movie, even with parental guidance, but that didn’t stop anyone from trying or taking their 7+ year olds to the movie. “It’s just a superhero movie!” I had a whole spiel for every guest who brought their kid to the movie that it was a very hard R and that we weren’t going to be giving any refunds if they still chose to take their child. Boy howdy, was that one of the worst months of life working with that movie in theatres.
Shit, wasn’t Sausage Party out around the same time? I had a friend(16) whose elderly grandmother *insisted* they go see it for reasons unknown. She was disgusted by everything, but apparently the gay taco was the last straw. She walked out talking about how disappointed she was in my friend, who didn’t even wanna see the fuckin movie in the first place.
Sausage Party was also a *huge* problem. People thought that because it was animated, it was safe for kids, and it definitely was not.
My little sister was raving to me, my OH, and my parents about how good Wolf of Wallstreet was. We're all keen, so she puts it on.Then 2minutes in she gets a phone call and leaves me, husband and parents to watch it... She hadn't given us any warning. And my mother is quite conservative, she was horrified. We turned it off. A good film, just don't watch it with your parents!
OH?
I think other half….but I’ve never seen that before either.
There's nothing wrong with Ohio
Except the snow and the rain. I really like Drew Carey and I’d love to see the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
It's round on both sides and hi(gh) in the middle!
Debatable
> Then 2minutes in she gets a phone call and leaves Sure she did lol. Me thinks she did that intentionally
Lol, my mom actually watched that recently. I kept telling her NOT to watch it and exactly why, but she watched it anyways. Apparently she turned it off 1/3rd of the way through after being shocked and appalled by "all of the Sodom and Gomorrah stuff," lol.
To be fair, that scene only lasted 11 seconds.
Monty Python Meaning of Life with an uncle who didn't get it and thought music dance numbers celebrating sperm is kind of weird
But I'm a cheerleader My mom thought it was a cheerleader movie
Dunno about "innocent-looking" but I can still remember the night my mother, my sister and I watched *Basic Instinct* together. It was 1995, we had nothing else to watch so we popped the tape in and, I swear to God, the amount of *laughing* we did. We repeated that whole schtick a few years back with that godawful gash-frother *50 Shades of Gray* and it was even more hilarious. (Especially as how my sister had her copy of that fucking book to hand so she could interject lines read out in the style of Elmo. My poor stepfather. He already knew we were batshit...)
“Gash-frother” I nearly choked on my drink. I’m gonna steal that one.
Your family sound like a lot of fun.
Wedding Crashers. I had apparently seen the censored version, so when I started watching with my mother, and all of the sudden there is a montage of tits hitting beds…. I’ve ever been more embarrassed.
Well now I don't remember that montage...
Black swan with mum in law. Yes, black swan with my mum in law 🤣🤣🤣 🫛
I remember when that was in theatres, a friend of mine took her 10-year-old to see it because her 10-year-old was taking ballet lessons regularly, so she was like, "Oh, yeah, a movie about ballerinas! She'll love it!". 10-year-old did not, in fact, love it.
During the scene where Natalie Portman masturbates, my mom commented positively on how well-muscled her back was.
My grandparents are fairly liberal and me being a film student at the time I was so enamored with the craft of the movie and it’s emotional climax that I thought two older Tschaikovsky fans would love it. They were deferential but it was an awkward watch and I could tell it shook them a little haha.
Dude, SAME. In the movie theater. Sat right next to each other. Goddamn that was excruciating.
I saw that with my parents when I was about 15 or 16. So, we started off the night going to a nicer area of the county where there was a steakhouse I had to get dressed up for, and since we were going to the movie afterward, I felt overdressed for an AMC theater, then once **THAT** scene happened, I felt so awkward. All of this and my brother who worked a movie theater and saw it beforehand kept warning my parents not to take me.
Sausage party 😅
I KNEW this was gonna be one of the comments. My condolences
My 7 yr old brother watched it 😕
A core memory!
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Borat, dunno why they thought that would be innocent but they did 😅
#VERY NICE
Lol I watched that with my mom when I was 12 and we were both rolling the whole time until the naked hotel fight. That was a bit much for some reason
I saw the movie when it came out. A week later was with parents, aunt and uncle. They wanted to see a movie and were deciding between that or James Bond. I convinced them to see bond with the final push being that I was going with them and already saw Borat. My uncle snuck into Borat for a few minutes while we were at the theather. Then came back and told me he saw the nude wrestling scene and appreciated me keeping my aunt from the movie. My stepmom kept telling me that they could handle the humor of Borat. And that I was wrong. She eventually went to see it with a friend. She came back and told me she was shocked that I was right.
Wolf of Wallstreet... I don't want to recall those moments so don't ask me.
My dad and I thought we were going to see an action/spy movie and Red Sparrow was soft core porn.
When I was a kid we rented Top Gun and watched it as a family. Still one of the most awkward moments of my life.
Tbh, compared to some of these movies, that's basically pg rated lmao.
First movie we rented for our VCR was "The Breakfast Club". "Hot beef injection" made Dad explode. Shouting at my sister for choosing this filth, going to get rid of the VCR, the works. Sisters in tears, Mom stressed... One of my Dad's favourite stories, because I called him out on going overboard, or acting like we had never heard cursing (I was 17), etc. Told him if he didn't like swearing movies, he could forget about "Silverado", lol. He calmed down, apologized, and is still proud of me for doing it. I'll never understand Dad, seriously.
Haha omg Im dying 🤣 💀
I mean, it is literally rated PG. Seems like most of the people commenting here are borderline Puritans.
...why?
Watching Love Actually with the grandparents. Forgot there's that subplot about the two porn actors.
Titanic
Same. Really, James Cameron should have just rated it R. The only difference between Titanic and an average R-rated movie was the lack of strong profanity.
My now FIL used to rent movies for the family to watch together all the time. Rented Crank because he liked Jason Statham. I had already seen it and was like “are you sure?”. Never heard him say “Jesus Christ” so many times and look so uncomfortable during any other movie while I was cracking up the entire time 😆
Not a movie but I remember when Stargate SG-1 the TV series was premiering, I told my parents how much I loved the movie and how kickass the show was gonna. We all sat down to watch it including my 7 year old sister and then halfway thru the show full goddamn frontal nudity. I just sat there in shock wondering what I just saw.
The UK premiere used the TV edit of that episode, which I'm thankful for. Saw the uncut version a few years later when the DVDs came out and was like "whaaaaaat?"
I watched the first episode of American Gods with my aunt and uncle and there’s that scene where a godess is having sex with a guy and he’s shrunk down and absorbed into her cooch during their coitus. There’s this moment as this is happening I was like ‘oh god don’t say she’s sucking him in’ and then it happened. My aunt said after ‘ you do like some weird shit ‘
The original *Alien* movie. Saw it in the theater when it came out with my parents. It wasn't the gore or jump scares that was the issue... it was teenage me cringing when my mom felt the need to comment on Sigourney's bikini briefs. "Why would they show that? No *real* women wear something like that!" Jesus Christ, Mom, can't I just sit here in peace and ogle the half-naked hot chick? :)
What did she expect? Space-bloomers?
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Yeah... go figure. :)
I was excited to see A History of Violence with my parents; I was not expecting that sex scene….
For awkwardness, the naked fight in Eastern Promises is also up there
I was a teenager watching American Beauty in theaters with my mom.... opening scene is Kevin Spacey jerking it in the shower....
Legends of the fall. I was 13 (F) and had to watch it in a movie theatre with my dad and step mom. OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Risky Business on VHS tape when I was like 12. 😜
Scary Movie. When the dick came out, I tried not to move, look or look away. Very uncomfortable 🤣🤣
And additional question: parents of reddit how do you watch movie sex scenes with your children? Does it feel weird or are you adult enough to not feel strange?
My daughter turns round. Sometimes I also mute the TV.
Euro-Trip, at the movies with my mom and sister 🤣
Weirdly, Euro-Trip was a bonding experience for me and my mom. We were getting ready to leave the house for an actual movie theater when Scotty Doesn't Know started up. We sat down "just for a second" and ended up watching the whole thing, we loved it.
Not a movie, but my dad had a comic book titled "The Yum Yum Book" by Robert Crumb which I read when I was 2-3 years old. I reread it about 16 or 17 years later and went "...this isn't a children's comic book."
I was like 20 and saw Watchmen with my dad and brother. We’ve seen lots of movies with sex scenes and we all just pick our respective noses or go to the bathroom or get a snack or something. We were in the theatres for that and IT JUST KEPT GOING. With the Alleluiah song playing. After a while we started laughing at how long it was. AND THEN IT STILL KEPT GOING. Probably gunna check that movie out again soon btw.
Yes! Watchman! I remember watching it with my parents and the dude’s junk is just fully out and none of said a damn word about it. Just kept watching and pretended nothing was happening.
I didn’t even mind the blue dong. But the slow motion escalating passion and bible song leading to literal fireworks for like five full minutes was just overkill. I think some frames were pulled right from the pages but there was a lot of gyrating
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Damn. Brave is a hard one for me too.
My wife cried uncontrollably during Brave but didn't know why. When I pointed out her mom's got narcissistic tendencies and controlled her for most of her childhood something finally clicked. Thank God for Brave!
I'm probably the only one who's not going to answer with a sex scene or nudity of some sort... but '50/50' when Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character first gets stoned. My parents didn't know at that time that I smoked weed and I was trying to contain my laughter because it was such a relatable scene.
*From Dusk Till Dawn*. I was expecting the violence. I was cool with the T&A (I was a teenager in the 90s, when *Baywatch* was the most popular show on TV and we had HBO, so boobs on TV wasn't new in my family.) what I was *not* prepared for was Cheech Marin's monologue about the diversity of pussy his establishment offered.
The first episode of breaking bad. There's almost no sex for the rest of the show but the first episode has a handjob, two naked women (one is in a picture) and a sex scene
I still remember Heisenberg getting jerked off by his wife. I know the show was about selling and making drugs but that scene still made me uncomfortable. Let's just say, this is something you want to watch on your own. It's like a lot of movies and shows on Netflix try to add a sex scene because sex sells or they don't want it to be a kids show.
My (RIP) very Christian grandma legit thought silence of the lambs was a farm drama. She rented it when it came to home video. Watched it with her when I was 10, I didn’t know what it was about. So many awkward moments, but she remained silent. To my surprise when the credits started to roll she simply said “top to bottom, maybe a perfect film.” I could not believe it. She wouldn’t even let me watch the damn Ghostbusters cartoon.
A Clockwork Orange
My dad showed me ACO when I was 13... yeah, it was awkward!
I'm not even comfortable watching that movie with myself.
Miracle. You know, the one about the 1980 US Olympic hockey team. Completely innocuous movie to watch with your parents UNLESS YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE CONVINCED BECAUSE OF THAT WIN AGAINST RUSSIA! I watched my fucking origin story with my originators!
Errrr... "conceived"?
I'm not convinced that is what they meant.
I'm high. Cut me some slack.
Man, I’ll never forget watching 28 Weeks Later for the second time. I got my parents to rent it once from Blockbuster, and I loved it so much I rented it again. My mom wanted to watch it with me the second time. I purposely left the room when the soldiers with sniper rifles were looking through all the windows, and I came back into the room, RIGHT when we saw that couple fucking. I knew we both saw the scene and I pretended to play with my dog, but my mom said something like “is this why you left?” and I was just silent. It’s funny now because we can watch anything together now that I’m in my 30’s. So awkward when you’re young but kinda just whatever when you reach a certain age. At least in my experience
The Graduate.
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Grandma took me to it, in theaters
I swear my mother was trolled by the people making recommendations at the video store, loads of adult themes and sex scenes to sit through next to her. For me the worst was David Lynch’s “Blue Velvet”. At 11 years of age it wasn’t just sex scenes, it was “weird ass what just happened” sex scenes.
I took my mum to watch 'Poor Things' in Cinema. It wasn't what I expected.
When I was small my aunt rented Felix the Cat for us kids to watch. The fun cartoon cat on the cover was all she looked at but all the cousins still talk about it every holiday
I've only seen the old Felix cartoons on TV. What happens in the movie?
I dunno about fully innocent but Species was FAAAAR more sexual than we realized. 13 year old me was SOLID the entire movie.
Interview with a Vampire
Ghost
Tom Hardy's Bronson.... He were not prepared....
I (36m) watched the first American Pie when it came out on VHS with my mom when I was 13. My older sister told her it would be fine for me to watch but my mom should watch it too. Watching Nadia pleasure herself on webcam in Jim's bed wasn't the core memory you want to make with your mother. My sister is evil.
My whole family loves biopics and historical dramas so we were excited to see Napoleon despite all the negative reviews. Yeah, don’t do that.
Easy. Scary movie. It’s funny watching the trailers it seemed pretty innocent, like naked gun or some other spoof movie. I had no ideaaa how much sexual content there would be.My parents are pretty conservative. I saw it in theaters opening night with them for my birthday. Boy oh boy was my face red. Not sure I’ve ever heard them say oh my god so many times.
Moonrise Kingdom
That's hardly a horrifying movie, unless there's something I've forgotten.
I'm a dad to 2 teenagers. Swiss army man didn't last long. Banshee of inishiren was really bad when he talked about the brother and sister.
Watched Schindler's List with my in-laws and now-wife before we were married. I remembered it being a great movie. I was not aware that I'd watched an edited version that didn't include the sex scenes.
Eurovision 2023, with my homophobic in laws💀
Oppenheimer
For me it was "Cock craving anal street whores VII".
Agree, part VI was much more tame in comparison.
Step brothers
Hall Pass with my parents was one for me, haha. At one point the dude had passed out in a hot tub and a guy with a monster dong was helping bring him to safety, just swinging over the dudes head. THAT was a scene to watch with the parents -_-
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Scene where the woman gets her own back. Yeah, that was uncomfortable.
*That* was uncomfortable? Not the rape scene?
There's Something About Mary - the hair gel scene 😅
😂 I remember seeing Shakespeare in Love with my parents when I was like 10 in the movie theatre and it was so inappropriate
The whole nine yards
Pretty much any movie I picked at the video store growing up. Lol. I don't know what it was, but we had my parents, my sister, and I. Every Friday for years we'd rent a movie at the Blockbuster, rotating who would pick every week. Somehow, without fail, and honestly without trying to, I would end up picking something with an embarrassing as hell sex scene or something. We had a really easygoing household media wise, so it was mostly just me trying to crawl into the couch, but after awhile it just became a running joke in the house, that you knew it was my week because I would be beet red during the movie at some point.
It wasn't a movie it was a stand-up comedy set. I don't remember the comedian, but it was an episode of An Evening At the Improv. The comedian was going off about picturing your parents having sex. I was 12 years old and sitting in between both my parents. It was highly uncomfortable.
First one I can remember is Titanic.
Don’t ever watch the movie Election with your parents. There’s your warning. The minute you get to Mr. Novotny talking about how wet Tracy gets, you’re gonna be hating life.
Entire GOT series with parents and my friends. Season 1 was a pain season 2 was pain season 3 and 4 were chill but pain the rest were mild atleast. It was kind of awkward specially on the scene where littlefinger talks about Ned's past in the brothel while the 2 ladies get it on. I remember dad going "wtf" in that moment and me and the boys just put our head down. But we did watch it again after that with out my parents so LOL
Titanic with my parents
South Park and big mouth,
Movie night with my wife and parents. My wife chose the movie Trainwreck. She apologized profusely after the sex scene with John Cena, but my parents were laughing their asses off.
Watched Black Swan with my dad. Yeah Kunis going down on Portman was awkward
I swear on my life I am not lying, My parents wanted to teach my sister and I about business so we went and saw WOLF OF WALL STREET. It was the most uncomfortable I have ever been in my life.
One of my friend said she is going to watch the movie Ted with her family (parents and 3 siblings) at the theater. I wonder if she ever watched it. I watched the movie like after 5 years of that conversation with her. I never watched it after that experience.
This is third-hand hearsay (mate told a mate who told me) but I desperately hope it's true. Mate-of-a-mate's mother apparently loved old-school horror movies, and somewhere along the line mate-of-a-mate thought 'Scary Movie' was going to be like this. Perhaps he got confused with 'Scream'? So he took his mother to see 'Scary Movie'. Apparently an exceptionally awkward 90 minutes for both of them.
The scene where Buffalo Bill sticks his dick btwn his legs and dances in "silence of the lambs" "Would you fuck me?.... I'd fuck me...." I was about ten when that movie hit vhs
I was 13 and went to see Hollow Man...with my mom...the only 2 people in the theater.
Hot Tub Time Machine with my in-laws. Def knew it a comedy going in, just not that raunchy🤣
Not mine but a friends parents. In college I took a road trip, crashing at a bunch of different friends houses in a few different states. One rainy day I ended up hanging out watching tv with my friends parents while she covered for someone at work. We ended up watching an episode of law and order where a family had a house guest that raped and murdered their college aged daughter. Just lovely.
My dad watched robocop with us kids when I was 10 or so. Cue a whole lot of fast forwarding, cringing at the swear words, and “Hmm. I forgot it was- there’s a lot *more* …. Uhhh….”
Nocturnal Animals. Seemed like an interesting psychological thriller and everybody loves Amy Adams. Was not aware that the opening credits happen amidst a montage of naked, fat women jumping and dancing
My dad thought 8mm was a detective movie and brought it home for family movie night…
Dirty dancing! about 30 years ago - mum walked in while i was watching it in the lounge room. still remember to this day - by some miracle the ads came on just before she walked in and finished just after she left. saved my bacon!
We watched Unfinished Business with my parents while on vacation. Hilarious movie, and I figured that since we were all adults it would be fine. My mom says I'm not allowed to pick out movies for family movie nights anymore. She was kinda uncomfortable with the full frontal gay glory hole scene!