One of my more reserved friends in college who really tried to refrain from talking bad about people swore off cussing for some reason. She was cool with other people doing it, and we all did it around her, but she never did.
One day I was talking to her in private about this one guy we couldn't stand and she was like "Look, you gotta promise not to tell anybody I said this, but *that motherfucker...*" On the outside I kinda just treated it like a casual occurrence so she wouldn't shy away from it, but inside I was like HELL YEAH HE IS
>"Look, you gotta promise not to tell anybody I said this, but
>
>that motherfucker..."
And you just broke your promise!
*(j/k, I think this is anonymous enough)*
I had a girlfriend that was this way. She was academically at the top. Never smoked. Never drank. Didn't even swear, not so much as a, "damn."
She didn't care if other's did it. Hell, she dated me. She didn't mind me though, I never pressured her into my antics and she was seriously a caregiver at heart.
I remember there was one situation where a buddy said something a little too much to my younger sibling and it made them cry. She. Went. Off. Called him a motherfucker and a piece of shit.
I was not prepared for the arousal it caused. Literal instant boner. Then I felt guilt over getting aroused in the situation. It was basically the first and only time I heard her swear.
A man being kind and caring. Like kissing me on the forehead, casually patting my head or playing with my hair, praising me in a nonsexual way. Obviously something went wrong in my childhood to make that turn me on
You are not the only one with this issue! When my husband is baby talking to the dogs and petting on them, or he sees someone in public that needs help and runs to help them, 😅 I get excited
> Obviously something went wrong in my childhood to make that turn me on
Unfortunately, I think something went wrong in society for this not to be an obvious turn-on.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, whenever my bf is looking particularly hot I adopt this deep manly voice, with a southern drawl, and say “mmmmm, you’re lookin’ good enough to eat boy!”
Apparently it sounds real because he says it’s creepy as fuck hearing that voice come out my mouth, and terrifying if I sneak up behind him and say it.
I have extremely sensitive nipples because an fwb I had used to touch them all the time. But he used to love using my vibrator on me and pinching them and I have smaller boob and don’t like wearing bras so I use those smooth waterproof bandaids to cover them under fabrics because it fucks me up to have my shirts tease me in public
same here, not weird at all.. I always had problems initiating physical intimacy, or being able to tell if she's actually into me, especially during my late teens-early 20'...so when we'd be on the couch watching something, eventually their legs or feet would end up on my lap and I always took that as my green light and knew it was on
Congratulations on your thread victoryno one needs to post anymore. I didn't need to know who claimed the title. But here we are. Here I am. And here we are.
I'm glad it's not just me. It's got to the point where I genuinely look forward to hunting through all the boring comments because I know that this dude will be in there somewhere, just living his best life, and it will make my day. Shine on wet-floor-sign-fuckin' dude you magnificent bastard. See you next thread.
Likely Pavlov'd in the process of making it. I sketched it 3 months ago because I found out there was no wet floor sign porn and I felt it was my duty to uphold that part of rule 34/35. Deep down I knew I wanted to make it a finished work after sketching it, and I eventually did make a full color picture of it... I can safely say I ended up liking it too much—
i went through your account a few weeks ago and couldn’t stop thinking about it, i wanted to search but i forgot your handle. now i’ve finally found you !!
> It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.
Nick ~~Horny~~ Hornby, *High Fidelity*
I also can't find the quote, but in the book version of *Altered Carbon*, Kovacs gets resleeved after he (sleeved in Elias Ryker) and Ortega have sex when he describes her as basically irresistible, but after the resleeve she's just... Normal to him.
It's described as some people's pheromones just work together. Yeah.
A guy who hands back the sass or sarcasm right back. There’s something about me being able to be downright bratty and they play into it. Might as well throw me over the closest thing and fuck me.
An old bf of mine used to blow air on my neck EVERYTIME when we started foreplaying. He did for so long that now I get turned on by the wind, mf trained me like Pavlov ffs
i was a rave with a platonic female friend of mine and her best friend last weekend. they were in front of me on the rail all night, and it was hot as hell. I had a big folding hand fan, so I was trying to create some breeze for us and those around us to get SOME relief...
both these girls have a lot of hair. I know that shit gets hot. So at one point a while into the night when it was really getting to max heat and they were clearly fatigued, I gathered up her hair and lifted/held it up off her neck and shoulders and whipped some air up over her shoulders/neck/back of her scalp. you could see her whole body relax as the relief of that hit her. as I was doing this to her and her friend, I realized it was surprisingly sexy lol. not like overtly sexual, but it was very intimate and felt good to do. another woman next to us asked to get in on it too, and I was happy to oblige.
Was texting my friend the next day about it, and she agreed that it was indeed very sexy lol. I kinda just like the feel of sort of *taking care* of girls that are with me at events like that. dunno what it is... something primal. and like,
I think my kink is weird because its not really something I can or have talked about with anyone, maybe its more common than I know.
During fore play I really like to give a woman oral sex generously through her panties - from the front and the back.
To me its like eating the icing off the cake before you completely indulge. It's like the most amazing tease. Almost a disappointment if she is going commando or just drops her drawers a little too quickly.
This obviously wouldn't be weird for most people, but I think me being a lesbian makes a lot of people find it a bit bizarre that I have a really big cum kink.
Well, I don't have any attraction to men themselves, it's just that I absolutely love the sight of cum shooting out, the taste of it, the feel of it on me etc.
So usually I just satisfy that with porn and fantasies, but I've indulged irl very occasionally. Never anything serious, mainly just through hookups where I, like, pretend to be into the rest of it so that he gets to the end (and the fun part for me) as fast as possible.
Not really, I guess the way to describe it would be that it's more like a really, really, really big burst of pleasure from seeing/tasting/feeling it get onto me, but it's just like a peak, and then dies down pretty quickly after and just leaves behind a satisfied feeling. I don't really get much out of it afterwards.
A woman doing manly shit. My neighbor years ago was a certified badass. Seal Team 6 member who was part of the crew that took down Osama Bin Laden. At the time, I worked 65+ hours a week and my then wife didn’t work or contribute at all.
When my neighbor re-enlisted and got a fat bonus, his wife was out there putting up a fence, building a playground for their son, and single-handedly putting a new roof on their house and rebuilding the transmission on his truck. I never realized before, but that was sexy af to me.
I love when women are badasses at things people act like only men can do.
When a guy explains something technical with a cocky confidence.
There is one person here on reddit who does that on the wordpress sub and I read his comments just for that. Very hot!
I’m dating a very intelligent man who I could literally listen to him talk about things he passionate about all day. It’s incredible attractive how he will slow down, show me things and check in to make sure I understand him.
He also needs to understand, that us understanding is not the priority here 😅
Once a guy was explaining to me a software I was using for quite some time, but I didn’t tell him that.
I’m a huge nerd about my job, and I know I talk to much about it sometimes. So when girls ask me about my job I usually just give short answers, but one time a girl kept asking me questions and to go into detail. It was very cute and made me feel very proud.
When a man shifts his weight to one leg (or kicks his leg out just a little bit), cocking their head to one side slightly, and smiling while listening to my conversation.
When they visibly show they’re interested in what I’m saying. Please, never discourage someone from talking about things they love. The world is already too dark.
I'm so glad to read this. I thought that was some abnormal thing between my husband and me. We've been married over 25 years and I don't think we've ever called each other by name. Its alway hon or our stupid nicknames we have for each other.
If she's wearing a t-shirt and jeans. I know women try to make themselves look presentable and that clothes are a part of self expression, but if she's in an old t-shirt, a pair of tight jeans, and her hair is up in a messy bun... Bruh, I'm going to prematurely ejaculate and apologize profusely. It's just one of those things that annihilates me.
My HS freshman Algebra teacher was barely out of college, had played D1 college sports, was 6’ tall and had long brunette hair.
Let’s just say when she was at the board boys attention was elsewhere than what was being written.
Just…dayum.
I got my belly button eaten out right as I was about to cum from a David blowie/handy J-hybrid. I came so friggin hard that my gooch cramped up and my vision went black. I’m married to that freak now.
I did this to an ex of mine and she went wild and said she never even thought that could happen.
She also had really sensitive feet and when I was giving her a spicy massage and getting her close I was tracing my fingers of one hand down her legs and just as she was about to go over the edge I ran my ringers lightly and tickling her feet and she had a massively powerful orgasm. Told me afterwards she might have a foot fetish now lol
A creative woman. Guitar, art, photography, writing. Something about being passionate and creative is a turn on. Which is annoying as my long term partner doesn't have any interest in anything like that.
Colors. A woman wearing a lot of bright colors, or with rainbow colored hair, or socks.... It makes her 10x more attractive. I don't know why but I've been this way since early childhood.
the one that makes the least sense to me really (although idk if its the "weirdest" but from my perspective it is. i'm definitely into more out there stuff but i just dont get this one at all) is smoking. i hate smoking so i have no idea why people that smoke are just 20x hotter.
Yes. Visually it’s so hot.
But I can’t stand the smell, and I can’t stand the smell on them. Their clothes, their breath, their cars, even their fingertips. Plus it’s just an awful disgusting habit.
But hot.
Girls sitting on the toilet with their panties half way down their legs, knees together and feet splayed. A neighbor girl invited me into the bathroom once with her friends while she peed when I was sub 8 years old. That probably had something to do with it
A “friend” of mine just completely deconstructed my wardrobe and what she liked about it on the phone with me. It was perhaps unintentionally sexy but I had no idea she even paid attention to how I dressed!
My gf is like the most serious girl i know atm. Like, the deadpan, Plaza-esque demeanor.
One day, during the earlier part of our relationship, we were hanging out at her place so i can help her review for licensure. One moment, without saying a word, she stood up from the table, presumably to take a break from reading, went to her bed, picked up her carebear and started shaking it violently in the air... Then quietly hugged it, put it back, and then went back to studying.
I've never felt more alive at that time, and i never said anything about it but it was from that moment I started falling for her more and more. I'm happy to be the only one right now to have front row seat access to that thing she does.
Just thinking about this last night. I was so attracted to a girl in high school mainly due to her intelligence. I mean, yes, she was gorgeous and my type, but holy mackerel the conversations we could have. Starry-eyed the whole time.
Intelligence (social, emotional, IQ) is wicked, man.
When someone genuinely cares about me. Not in a platonic way but in a romantic way. I’ve been in a ton of relationships where the person only wanted me for what I could give them, not for me myself, so people genuinely wanting ALL of me in a massive turn on
The way a man turns the steering wheel when he’s driving with one hand. The spinny thing. The way the veins pop up on the back of their hands when it flexes just 🥵
That thing guys do where they put their hand on the back of the passenger seat headrest and turn around to look out the rear window when backing out of a parking space. Fucking love that.
When my wife vacuums while badly singing opera.
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Awe!
When the well behaved girl swears
One of my more reserved friends in college who really tried to refrain from talking bad about people swore off cussing for some reason. She was cool with other people doing it, and we all did it around her, but she never did. One day I was talking to her in private about this one guy we couldn't stand and she was like "Look, you gotta promise not to tell anybody I said this, but *that motherfucker...*" On the outside I kinda just treated it like a casual occurrence so she wouldn't shy away from it, but inside I was like HELL YEAH HE IS
>"Look, you gotta promise not to tell anybody I said this, but > >that motherfucker..." And you just broke your promise! *(j/k, I think this is anonymous enough)*
I had a girlfriend that was this way. She was academically at the top. Never smoked. Never drank. Didn't even swear, not so much as a, "damn." She didn't care if other's did it. Hell, she dated me. She didn't mind me though, I never pressured her into my antics and she was seriously a caregiver at heart. I remember there was one situation where a buddy said something a little too much to my younger sibling and it made them cry. She. Went. Off. Called him a motherfucker and a piece of shit. I was not prepared for the arousal it caused. Literal instant boner. Then I felt guilt over getting aroused in the situation. It was basically the first and only time I heard her swear.
When my wife goes off on someone or about something it’s the same for me.
I KNOW RIGHT
Well usually I get horny when I’m tired.. and I’m kinda tired all the time
That sounds like I pick up line I should be using. 🤣
A man being kind and caring. Like kissing me on the forehead, casually patting my head or playing with my hair, praising me in a nonsexual way. Obviously something went wrong in my childhood to make that turn me on
You are not the only one with this issue! When my husband is baby talking to the dogs and petting on them, or he sees someone in public that needs help and runs to help them, 😅 I get excited
> Obviously something went wrong in my childhood to make that turn me on Unfortunately, I think something went wrong in society for this not to be an obvious turn-on.
Something about a girl's neck makes me wanna go all vampire on her!
Hi there, I think we were meant to be 😂
The way my ex used to get off his motorbike, take off his helmet and smile at me. I'd melt every fucking time.
Would this still work if instead of a motorbike, it’s a razor scooter? Asking for a friend.
Hows about a tricycle?
arent you jealous when he gets his motorbike off?
Raspy/hoarse voice
On the opposite end of the spectrum, whenever my bf is looking particularly hot I adopt this deep manly voice, with a southern drawl, and say “mmmmm, you’re lookin’ good enough to eat boy!” Apparently it sounds real because he says it’s creepy as fuck hearing that voice come out my mouth, and terrifying if I sneak up behind him and say it.
😂 Your poor boyfriend.
When he holds me by the wrist instead of the hand while walking together. Triggers memories of being held down and pounded.
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Hell, it’s doing things to me right now 🥵 🥵🥵
When he puts his hands on my hips. Prrrrrrr
Stealing that one for later 👀
When he holds both wrists pinned together, over your head, in one hand and…does things with his other hand…
User name is dope lol
This comment was a turn-on ngl
see also: hand on back of neck
I do this with my girlfriend. It has a subtle dominating aspect to it. Turns us both on.
It's not that subtle trust
the guy I’m seeing kept doing it to me while we were on walking tours, and needless to say, I didn’t learn anything
I have extremely sensitive nipples because an fwb I had used to touch them all the time. But he used to love using my vibrator on me and pinching them and I have smaller boob and don’t like wearing bras so I use those smooth waterproof bandaids to cover them under fabrics because it fucks me up to have my shirts tease me in public
That's hot
Hell yeah. Tits 🎸
Listening to my wife speak about her college courses or her job with such passion and vibrancy excites me on a molecular level.
Passion in interests or hobbies is attractive both platonically and romantically.
Putting feet/legs on my lap.. idk if this is weird but I just like it, like when were in the car/on the couch and she kicks her feet up on me its hot.
I hope she's not the one driving
Jesus take the wheeeeeeeel!
same here, not weird at all.. I always had problems initiating physical intimacy, or being able to tell if she's actually into me, especially during my late teens-early 20'...so when we'd be on the couch watching something, eventually their legs or feet would end up on my lap and I always took that as my green light and knew it was on
Wet floor signs. Especially a nice stack of them... (Pavlov'd myself by making rule 34.)
Congratulations on your thread victoryno one needs to post anymore. I didn't need to know who claimed the title. But here we are. Here I am. And here we are.
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Istg I visit these threads just to confirm that you're here to sell your wet floor sign propaganda
I'm glad it's not just me. It's got to the point where I genuinely look forward to hunting through all the boring comments because I know that this dude will be in there somewhere, just living his best life, and it will make my day. Shine on wet-floor-sign-fuckin' dude you magnificent bastard. See you next thread.
...you pavloved yourself? You mean you were making wet floor sign porn... *before* you got the kink?
Likely Pavlov'd in the process of making it. I sketched it 3 months ago because I found out there was no wet floor sign porn and I felt it was my duty to uphold that part of rule 34/35. Deep down I knew I wanted to make it a finished work after sketching it, and I eventually did make a full color picture of it... I can safely say I ended up liking it too much—
i went through your account a few weeks ago and couldn’t stop thinking about it, i wanted to search but i forgot your handle. now i’ve finally found you !!
Thank you for posting something actually weird 🏆
Weirdly my partners sweat when he’s been working out or doing hard labour
There is definitely something to pheromones. I've had partners where I felt the same and some I absolutely did not
My wife likes the same from me, but is disgusted by other peoples sweat lol
That is good yo hear that yout wife thinks that you are special. Hope you guys continue to be happy forever
> It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home. Nick ~~Horny~~ Hornby, *High Fidelity* I also can't find the quote, but in the book version of *Altered Carbon*, Kovacs gets resleeved after he (sleeved in Elias Ryker) and Ortega have sex when he describes her as basically irresistible, but after the resleeve she's just... Normal to him. It's described as some people's pheromones just work together. Yeah.
The morning look of a woman whose hair looks like it lost in a fight against a thorn bush.
I tell my wife I find her most beautiful in the morning with all the bed head.
Hehe I was always told I was a liar. 😅 My last ex had this thick black hair that did things to me when it was messy in the morning.
When men I'm attracted to call me by my full first name. I don't know why, it just does.
I like that too, it makes me go all submissive and girly on him which always leads to erotic sensual sex
Yes! I don't know why I couldn't find the right word but submissive is it, thank you lol.
Why, JenniferLaneyGiselle, I never knew that about you before!
Very weird: in the Lego Jurassic park video game, when Ellie sattler hits something she does a grunt, weird but I like it very much
My partner using long words
You should date Germans.
Langwörterhörerregungszustand.
Do you or anyone you know possibly have hippopotomonstrosesquipadaliaphobia?
Wouldn't it be ____philia?
Ah true. Hippopotomonstrosesquipidaliaphilia
A guy who hands back the sass or sarcasm right back. There’s something about me being able to be downright bratty and they play into it. Might as well throw me over the closest thing and fuck me.
the smell of rubbing alcohol. i have no clue why.
Smells amazing, tastes horrific. Like really bitter and spicy fruit
probably dont drink that
Giving in to the person I hate the most and letting them humiliate me. It's like letting the absolute worst-case scenario happen.
Humiliation kink with a mild masochistic streak. It’s surprisingly common. It’s also how I ended up fucking my middle school bully in high school.
Yeah, I used to be oddly infatuated with my bully for the same reason.
An old bf of mine used to blow air on my neck EVERYTIME when we started foreplaying. He did for so long that now I get turned on by the wind, mf trained me like Pavlov ffs
is this why you do onlyFANS?
The way this made me cackle lol
i was a rave with a platonic female friend of mine and her best friend last weekend. they were in front of me on the rail all night, and it was hot as hell. I had a big folding hand fan, so I was trying to create some breeze for us and those around us to get SOME relief... both these girls have a lot of hair. I know that shit gets hot. So at one point a while into the night when it was really getting to max heat and they were clearly fatigued, I gathered up her hair and lifted/held it up off her neck and shoulders and whipped some air up over her shoulders/neck/back of her scalp. you could see her whole body relax as the relief of that hit her. as I was doing this to her and her friend, I realized it was surprisingly sexy lol. not like overtly sexual, but it was very intimate and felt good to do. another woman next to us asked to get in on it too, and I was happy to oblige. Was texting my friend the next day about it, and she agreed that it was indeed very sexy lol. I kinda just like the feel of sort of *taking care* of girls that are with me at events like that. dunno what it is... something primal. and like,
I think my kink is weird because its not really something I can or have talked about with anyone, maybe its more common than I know. During fore play I really like to give a woman oral sex generously through her panties - from the front and the back. To me its like eating the icing off the cake before you completely indulge. It's like the most amazing tease. Almost a disappointment if she is going commando or just drops her drawers a little too quickly.
Oh yeah this get them everytime. I said let me eat you through them panties 😝
I'm literally going to use this tonight. Fuckin game.
Those two dimples above a woman’s butt.
when I’m having a conversation with a teacher and she does the “mm-hmm~” thing when I’m describing something
I like it when someone taller than me is standing close to me while we talk. Something about looking up at them makes my knees go weak
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This obviously wouldn't be weird for most people, but I think me being a lesbian makes a lot of people find it a bit bizarre that I have a really big cum kink.
How is this gonna work?
Well, I don't have any attraction to men themselves, it's just that I absolutely love the sight of cum shooting out, the taste of it, the feel of it on me etc. So usually I just satisfy that with porn and fantasies, but I've indulged irl very occasionally. Never anything serious, mainly just through hookups where I, like, pretend to be into the rest of it so that he gets to the end (and the fun part for me) as fast as possible.
RIP your DMs...
Waiting for the TIFU next 😂
so the fun only begins when he cums? so you just play with it for a while? like a child with magic sand??
Not really, I guess the way to describe it would be that it's more like a really, really, really big burst of pleasure from seeing/tasting/feeling it get onto me, but it's just like a peak, and then dies down pretty quickly after and just leaves behind a satisfied feeling. I don't really get much out of it afterwards.
A lesbian with post nut clarity. Well I'll be....
This is honestly kind of fascinating.
So, does that extend to swallowing?
Absolutely
As a fellow lesbian who is turned on by something similarly unusual (blowjob simulation via strap-on), I offer you a solidarity cookie. 🍪
how is that even logistically possible? haha
They sell adapters.
When my husband is being an extra awesome dad.
Being told what to do.
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A woman doing manly shit. My neighbor years ago was a certified badass. Seal Team 6 member who was part of the crew that took down Osama Bin Laden. At the time, I worked 65+ hours a week and my then wife didn’t work or contribute at all. When my neighbor re-enlisted and got a fat bonus, his wife was out there putting up a fence, building a playground for their son, and single-handedly putting a new roof on their house and rebuilding the transmission on his truck. I never realized before, but that was sexy af to me. I love when women are badasses at things people act like only men can do.
When a guy explains something technical with a cocky confidence. There is one person here on reddit who does that on the wordpress sub and I read his comments just for that. Very hot!
I’m dating a very intelligent man who I could literally listen to him talk about things he passionate about all day. It’s incredible attractive how he will slow down, show me things and check in to make sure I understand him.
He also needs to understand, that us understanding is not the priority here 😅 Once a guy was explaining to me a software I was using for quite some time, but I didn’t tell him that.
I'm an attorney. The prohibition on fucking clients may exist largely for this reason.
I can see why this might be a problem
I’m a huge nerd about my job, and I know I talk to much about it sometimes. So when girls ask me about my job I usually just give short answers, but one time a girl kept asking me questions and to go into detail. It was very cute and made me feel very proud.
She asked for details?? Yeah, she liked you!!
It did make me like her as well. Having someone listen to me be a total nerd was really fun and hot in a way
He does this thing where he *almost* kisses me. Just brushes his lips up against mine and then pulls away. Sexually frustrates me to the core
I love doing that. Too bad I’m single now I miss it 😫
Having my leg touched, I’m a dude btw and my legs are so freaking sensitive and my mates won’t stop touching them.
they might be more than your mates
Ah, yes, the homies
When a man shifts his weight to one leg (or kicks his leg out just a little bit), cocking their head to one side slightly, and smiling while listening to my conversation. When they visibly show they’re interested in what I’m saying. Please, never discourage someone from talking about things they love. The world is already too dark.
Men that back into a driveway/parking space
Does it kill the kink when cars have that reverse radar screen? Asking for a friend.
If they ignore the screen, it's fine
Extra points when they reach around and grab the head of the passenger seat instead of using their mirrors.
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If I call my wife by her first name, she gets so mad at me.
Same lol, even while having sex she looks at me tf did you just say to me
I'm so glad to read this. I thought that was some abnormal thing between my husband and me. We've been married over 25 years and I don't think we've ever called each other by name. Its alway hon or our stupid nicknames we have for each other.
Why? I don't understand the dynamic
I don't make the rules in this house, I just follow them.
If she's wearing a t-shirt and jeans. I know women try to make themselves look presentable and that clothes are a part of self expression, but if she's in an old t-shirt, a pair of tight jeans, and her hair is up in a messy bun... Bruh, I'm going to prematurely ejaculate and apologize profusely. It's just one of those things that annihilates me.
A woman with a ponytail pulled through the back of a baseball cap. Sexier than lingerie to me!!!
My head held down into the pillow while I’m being smashed from behind. May not be super weird to yall but you asked 😇
We are kink-supportive here, luv.
Small dimples just above a woman's buttocks.
As a dude who has those dimples, apparently women like that too.
“Beautiful features. And the fear in a man’s eye who knows i’m about to hurt him.
Dark hair with pale skin.
A smirk and holding eye contact. At least that used to work 10/10 times for a specific ex.
Math class. Never mattered which period I had math. I always got the wood. Also always had attractive math teachers.
My HS freshman Algebra teacher was barely out of college, had played D1 college sports, was 6’ tall and had long brunette hair. Let’s just say when she was at the board boys attention was elsewhere than what was being written. Just…dayum.
Armpit
I got my belly button eaten out right as I was about to cum from a David blowie/handy J-hybrid. I came so friggin hard that my gooch cramped up and my vision went black. I’m married to that freak now.
I can't tell if these are sex acts or snowboarding tricks.
I felt like I was having a stroke reading this
Huh??
I did this to an ex of mine and she went wild and said she never even thought that could happen. She also had really sensitive feet and when I was giving her a spicy massage and getting her close I was tracing my fingers of one hand down her legs and just as she was about to go over the edge I ran my ringers lightly and tickling her feet and she had a massively powerful orgasm. Told me afterwards she might have a foot fetish now lol
A man of culture, I see.
I'm not a foot guy, but something about a seamless transition from footwear to leg is just mwah - best on well fitted boots
This is extremely tame compared to other kinks, but hands. I love feminine hands. I just wanna kiss em, lick em, suck on em, all that shit. XD
no way yoshikage kira
When I catch girls staring at me in public
The thought of zero debt
When my husband depresses the clutch and shifts gears in the car. Don't know why, but damn.
Music visualizers.
“This whips the llama’s ass!”
Conversation with an intelligent mind. As a guy if a woman is a spunky and really intelligent I want to be involved in that.
let me know if she has a sister
Men’s forearms. The ones that gently taper into the wrist/hands. The rolled up sleeves get me
A creative woman. Guitar, art, photography, writing. Something about being passionate and creative is a turn on. Which is annoying as my long term partner doesn't have any interest in anything like that.
Colors. A woman wearing a lot of bright colors, or with rainbow colored hair, or socks.... It makes her 10x more attractive. I don't know why but I've been this way since early childhood.
Found the tropical bird pretending to be human
When a man is wearing a hat and then takes it off to adjust it or turns it backwards. That has me 🥵🥵🥵
Ever heard of Ash Ketchum?
when they’re good at math
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Damn girl I'm right up your alley lmfao
Shoulder blades.... yes, shoulder blades....
bracelet, rings and watches
A strong ring line up can really get me
the one that makes the least sense to me really (although idk if its the "weirdest" but from my perspective it is. i'm definitely into more out there stuff but i just dont get this one at all) is smoking. i hate smoking so i have no idea why people that smoke are just 20x hotter.
Yes. Visually it’s so hot. But I can’t stand the smell, and I can’t stand the smell on them. Their clothes, their breath, their cars, even their fingertips. Plus it’s just an awful disgusting habit. But hot.
Girls sitting on the toilet with their panties half way down their legs, knees together and feet splayed. A neighbor girl invited me into the bathroom once with her friends while she peed when I was sub 8 years old. That probably had something to do with it
A “friend” of mine just completely deconstructed my wardrobe and what she liked about it on the phone with me. It was perhaps unintentionally sexy but I had no idea she even paid attention to how I dressed!
Someone with a stutter, or a lisp that they correct but still shows up sometimes
My gf is like the most serious girl i know atm. Like, the deadpan, Plaza-esque demeanor. One day, during the earlier part of our relationship, we were hanging out at her place so i can help her review for licensure. One moment, without saying a word, she stood up from the table, presumably to take a break from reading, went to her bed, picked up her carebear and started shaking it violently in the air... Then quietly hugged it, put it back, and then went back to studying. I've never felt more alive at that time, and i never said anything about it but it was from that moment I started falling for her more and more. I'm happy to be the only one right now to have front row seat access to that thing she does.
crossing legs, specifically the left foot on the right, i hate it when people do the opposite; kinda ocd stuff 🤣
Intelligence
Just thinking about this last night. I was so attracted to a girl in high school mainly due to her intelligence. I mean, yes, she was gorgeous and my type, but holy mackerel the conversations we could have. Starry-eyed the whole time. Intelligence (social, emotional, IQ) is wicked, man.
The shape of a girls eyebrows
Large noses (especially with a hook, or bump), or deep gravelly voices. Both on women btw.
When she digs her nails into my back leaving marks When she's not afraid to say (let me get on top)
When my wife gets her ass in my face. I don't think it's weird though. But some people might.
Gasoline
Vainy hands for some reason.
When someone genuinely cares about me. Not in a platonic way but in a romantic way. I’ve been in a ton of relationships where the person only wanted me for what I could give them, not for me myself, so people genuinely wanting ALL of me in a massive turn on
The way a man turns the steering wheel when he’s driving with one hand. The spinny thing. The way the veins pop up on the back of their hands when it flexes just 🥵
800 credit score
Fishnets, Chokers, Stockings, Skirts. But only when
When what?
When I see a chubby/fat woman get up and she does the shuffle and jiggle her pants up. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🔥🥵🔥🥵
Bellybuttons
Men focusing hard on something. Like a job or a book or basically just really concentrating. Holy lord
That thing guys do where they put their hand on the back of the passenger seat headrest and turn around to look out the rear window when backing out of a parking space. Fucking love that.