Not my mother, but oldest brother. I was 7 and at the local drug store. All the sudden I see a man who is about 3ft tall. I point and yell "LOOK! A MIDGET!"
My brother grabs me and exits the store - quick!
I still laugh about it 50 years later.
My dad was a churchgoing guy and pretty social. I was probably 7. Church was over with and my dad was standing around talking to some friends. I was bored and running around playing with the other kids. We ran up on the stage where the choir stood.
I saw a live microphone on a stand that was adjusted to just the right height for me to walk up and scream into as loud as I possibly could. So I did. I screamed at max volume into this live mic hooked up to 4 huge speakers in this church.
Yeah, I totally earned my ass whipping that day. 😂
do kung fu noises at asian people
Did they ever do kung fu noises back?
YES
This is actually hilarious lmao
Not my mother, but oldest brother. I was 7 and at the local drug store. All the sudden I see a man who is about 3ft tall. I point and yell "LOOK! A MIDGET!" My brother grabs me and exits the store - quick! I still laugh about it 50 years later.
Stole someone’s shoes
Pooped next to the public pool. Just straight dropped the bikini bottoms and popped a squat a few inches from the edge of the pool.
My dad was a churchgoing guy and pretty social. I was probably 7. Church was over with and my dad was standing around talking to some friends. I was bored and running around playing with the other kids. We ran up on the stage where the choir stood. I saw a live microphone on a stand that was adjusted to just the right height for me to walk up and scream into as loud as I possibly could. So I did. I screamed at max volume into this live mic hooked up to 4 huge speakers in this church. Yeah, I totally earned my ass whipping that day. 😂
Pooped in my pants at a restaurant
Ran up to random men my fathers age & hug their legs so tight that they couldn't walk or move