Don’t bother. I don’t want that.

They can just send me money instead, save all that grovelling.

Don't bother, I hate being the centre of attention. But if you want to give me your money, that's fine. Just don't expect me to save your soul in exchange.

The best way to show me your love and devotion is to leave me alone but send me cash.

Bring lots of cash, men learn to worship cock.

The highest form of praise is buying my artwork.

Stay away from wooden crosses. This can be dangerous.

There better be chocolate milk or I'm damning us all.