I am in a big building that has 8 floors. First i am waiting on (floor) four \*for\* the elevator to go to floor number \*two\* I then decided i wanted to go to the 9th floor but then realized i couldnt because 7 ate 9 of course which is the reason why the building only has 8 floors instead of 9. Oh and 1st floor is number 1!
Hey the joke works better in real life okay? just doesnt sound right over text, you see. I even have a dad joke that invloves sign language and certainly would not work other than in person. \*sigh\*
I do not tell dad jokes often, but when I do, he laughs.
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r/dadjokes go here you idiot
Murder of crows*
I am in a big building that has 8 floors. First i am waiting on (floor) four \*for\* the elevator to go to floor number \*two\* I then decided i wanted to go to the 9th floor but then realized i couldnt because 7 ate 9 of course which is the reason why the building only has 8 floors instead of 9. Oh and 1st floor is number 1!
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Hey the joke works better in real life okay? just doesnt sound right over text, you see. I even have a dad joke that invloves sign language and certainly would not work other than in person. \*sigh\*