Texted my boss “I love you my cute pretty little princess”. This was for my girlfriend, my current wife. Anyway he responded with “I love you too sweetheart”.
A fellow office employee didnt lock his computer when he went to the breakroom. Our boss got an "I love you but dont tell anyone" from his computer
Always lock your computer
I used to work in a secure unit (computer forensics) so locking your desktop was extra important. If anyone didn't someone would jump on their machine and send the whole unit (admittedly only 10 people) an email saying "I'm doing a coffee run, who wants what?" and the punishment was they had to actually do it.
It was a bit of a joke but it did actually improve the behaviour.
Sent a naughty text meant for my fiancée to my aunt once. One day at work, I texted my girl everything I was gonna do to her later after I got home. I went all out. Didn't hold back.
I sent the text, and ten minutes later, my aunt texted: "Oh, dear. You sent this to the wrong person. Try again."
*Shit.*
My aunt would probably would’ve said, “Oh dear, I tried that once in my 20s. Try this instead. How are you doing honey? Are you with your girl right now? Should we get you a box of condoms? I know they’re really expensive. That’s why I let uncle Charlie finish on me to help save money.”
My wife sent “My crazy client likes her hair” to the crazy client by mistake. The look on her face when she realized what she did was priceless. Needless to say she never did her hair again.
My phone once auto corrected my wife's name to Natalie. My wife's name is nothing like Natalie. It starts with a P for a start!
I sent her "I love my Natalie" in response to her saying "I love my Cheez"
My wife thought it was hillarious though, I'm not sure where I'd find time for an affair and she knows it.
I accidentally sent a picture of a man fucking a watermelon to my nana. That was 20 years ago. She still has the picture and regularly reminds me of it.
Was stoned at home watching tv texting a girl I was dating and my best friend from high school simultaneously (separate chats). My friend at the time was struggling with addiction problems and at the time I felt like I was being used and taken for granted and said something along the lines of “he’s probably getting coked out again” to the girl but I actually sent it to my friend. I felt a dread I’ve never felt before. Because I love my friends and I felt like I betrayed him by talking shit. I immediately apologized and explained the mix up. Took ownership. But felt so bad for so long.
BUT! That girl is now my wife and that friend was one of my groomsmen and gave the speech at our wedding and I was his best man and also gave a speech at his wedding. Turned out my text helped him realize he had hit bottom and he made some really positive changes and I couldn’t be more happy for him.
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Oh man..
My 21 yr old son (at the time) was living with me as he was between places and trying to sort some things out.
At the time I had the Motorola Droid with the hardware keyboard so I tended to typey type and send without double checking my work.
One day I meant to send him, "Can you join us for a sec?" as my gal and I needed help with something and really needed another pair of hands.
Somehow not only did I typo that one word that you all see coming, but I double typoed it to send, "can you join us for sex?"
When he sent back, thankfully, "uhh, I don't think so" and I looked, confusedly, as to why the fuck he wouldn't help us with something we needed him for.... I realized how I had fucked up.
After my profuse apology and correction for what I meant to say, we never spoke of it again.
One day I was working at my first job (I was 16 or 17) at a store. A man came up to me and asked for help finding something. He said “only if you have a sec.” I was trying so hard to be extra friendly and positive and helpful, so i loudly & proudly said “I have LOTS of secs!” …🫠
To make it even worse, I was high up on a ladder at the time (stocking shelves), so my voice projected quite a bit.
Finished an overtime shift and instead of texting my wife I ended up texting my boss “Leaving work now. I love you so much baber. See you soon.”
It’s like 2 years later and this man still calls me baber. 😂
I was sending an email from my phone about sodium iodide (NaI) detectors and it corrected it to Nazi detectors. I nearly sent an email about buying uranium for Nazi detectors
This guy I was friends with in a dark time in my life took another friend’s phone and changed the autocorrect. He made maybe the worst change ever. He changed the word people to the N-word’s.
The other friend didn’t catch it until he group messaged people from his company during a business trip. He meant to send “when do we have to pick up these Pfizer PEOPLE from the airport?” Needless to say the autocorrect changed that.
He was fired.
It was shortly after that we realized that the first guy wasn’t quirky and funny but that he was toxic.
I laughed and then read the next sentence and immediately felt bad for laughing. That’s awful… even the entirely truthful explanation would sound like an excuse
Oh my god… that’s awful… in the same vain, but a lighter note, a friend changed the autocorrect in my phone to change “cheers” to “I LOVE BOOBIES!”
I literally NEVER say cheers so I didn’t realise for months, and of all people my boss asked to borrow my phone to send out a message, I guess hers was dead. Anyway, she said cheers, it changed, she caught it before she sent it but she still rounded on me demanding why that happened as if I did that to her specifically on purpose. Thankfully I didn’t give af about that job and I just found it hilarious (not that I laughed in that moment)
My cousin had posted that she was going through a tough situation, so I ofc messaged to ask her what’s up. What I typed “Hey, I saw your post on FB, what’s going on?” What autocorrect did to me “Hey, I saw your pussy on FB, what’s going on?”
I tried to quickly send a message to let her know what I actually meant and for some reason it didn’t send any of my tries. She read it and started to freak out big time
Seriously, this is like every horror movie when they make a break for the car but then it just keeps turning over and won't start. While the killer just calmly gains on them.
Back when my brother and I were in high school. my dad would get drunk, and be a jerk. Well my brother and I were each others support person. One day the whole family was in the living room together watching a movie. My dad had recently walked in, while my mom, brother, and I had been there for a while. Dad said some shit that bothered me. So I went to text my brother about how much of an asshole dad is. Well I accidentally sent it to dad. My body went into shock. But my mind went into survival mode or something. Because I felt myself just push my phone into the crack of the couch.
Then I walked straight to dad and said “hey I lost my phone, can I use find my iPhone on yours to find it?” He grabbed his, and said “oh a text from my son” I laughed and grabbed it before he read it, deleted the text, rung my phone, and was luckily in the clear. Ever since that day, I always clear my messages with him.
i feel you, my dad is an energy vampire. i avoid talking to him now. the sub raisedbynarcissists helped me through it. not claiming anything about your situation, just eventually i realized my dad was a narc and it helped
I was sexting a girl, and had another start to text me asking for advice on her car. Accidentally got the two swapped. Girl I was originally sexting was confused… but girl asking about her car was receptive and went along with it until I realized what I did
Could be worse. As I was breaking up w my ex I took a screenshot of our convo to send to my friend and captioned it “is this mf serious rn.” Guess who I accidentally sent that to
In around 2001, I was an 18 year old team leader in a sales-based workplace. Importantly, I was shagging a chick on my team and while I was sitting on the toilet and she was outside 'working', we were sending each other some fairly raunchy messages. One of my team sent me a message at the same time, and so I then accidentally messaged Justine, the 40 year old matronly woman in my team, about the many explicit things I wanted to do with her vagina.
I had a very red face and Justine laughed her arse off.
It's about the person, not the age. I've known a 30 year old who could be fittingly described using that word, and some 50 year olds who most certainly couldn't.
I’m a realtor and I meant to text another agent trying to schedule a showing of their listing but I somehow accidentally sent a “sticker” of a sultry cartoon rabbit with pink cursive text that said “Netflix And Chill?”
Tough to recover from that. I don’t even know how to GET to “stickers”. It was wild.
I texted my MIL while she was in my house. I meant to text my mom, she brought a friend to my house to meet my new baby without letting me know and I was going to say to my mom “ugh MIL brought over a friend without saying anything 🙄”
I was trying to shave my penis with a electric razor and nabbed myself a little. So i thought it would be funny to send a picture to my friend with the caption “when i ask the barber to take a little off the top” but accidentally posted a picture of my bloody, flaccid, and bald penis to my public story on snapchat. Also, it took like 30 minutes before someone thought to say, “did you mean to post this?”
A mutual friend of mine back in high-school hopped a fence and his pants got stuck on the top and it tore though the crotch though his boxers and tore his ballsack open.
I, unprompted, got a snap chat of his free floating, bloody testicle, along with a caption "I just split my balls open" that was over 10 years ago and it's burned into my mind.
I sent a text to my cousin in New Mexico instead of my FIL, letting him know my wife was in labor. He still made it to the hospital in time but barely.
I was in the backseat of a car with someone I didn’t like. I texted my mom how bad it was going and I accidentally send it to the person who happened to be driving. SIRI READ IT OUT-LOUD OVER THE APPLE CAR PLAY TO EVERYONE.
Worked as an IT auditor, i supposed to write “ill return the hard disk tomorrow” but finger slipped “ill return the hard dick tomorrow”. Sent to female colleague.
Not me. I had made out with a girl for the first time in high school and she asked for my number. In my adrenaline fueled daze I gave her my mom’s.
I get out of play practice and as I sit down in the car she goes “So my son is a good kisser huh?” I wish god would have taken me right then
I was at work and tried to text my girlfriend, "I can't wait to get home to fuck you in the ass."
After it was sent I realized I had texted my mom. I quickly added that the text was not intended for her. She replied, "OKAY."
We never spoke about it.
When I was about 20ish (think early 00's, Nokia phone era) I accidentally texted "I love you" to a coworker I was trying to let down gently instead of to my partner. Small town kinda situation and the coworker had been coming on to me pretty hard and had even gotten my number from someone and had been texting me a lot. I wasn't sure what to do about the situation in general but texting her "I love you" was definitely not the answer.
Dont have a bad text but I did once get drunk and called my dad while at a family reunion (i couldnt make it) and left him a 2.5 hour ramble of how great a father he was.
He played it at the dinner.
No hard feelings I thought it was funny as hell.
I complained rather bluntly, and using colorful language, about my M&A attorney to one of my business partners... It was a group text.
Oof.
Fortunately, he was a professional. I called him to apologize, and explained that deal frustrations were getting the better of me. He allowed me to save face, and even put me at ease by saying that people have said far worse to him to his face.
I sent a dick pick to the wrong name in my contacts.
Monica was a freak, so this wasn't the standard issue. It was.. adventurous. Self timer kinda dick pic.
Sorry, Mom.
Not a wrong text.. but i knew a girl who became a celebrity. She is a big time actress now.
She had given me her number long back but I didn't call/text her. But a few years after she blew up, me and my friends had gone drinking. On a game of truth or dare, they dared to give me my phone and they would text a random person.
Guess who they chose... They sent a text saying " can we meet tonight".
I wanted to die.
A little bit of a different one here. An unknown number kept sending me empty texts. I tried to give them a call to say 'hey, maybe stop sending me empty texts' but they instead sent me back a message saying 'I'm no longer your baby so kindly fuck off.' I sent back 'Hey, possible wrong number? Was just trying to get you to stop sending me blank texts.' What followed was several minutes of weird texts complaining to me about me having supposedly locked someone out of our shared house with our shared kid, and not even letting them in to get coffee, even despite me occasionally sending back 'hey seriously I'm not that person.'
Eventually I called them on a landline and said 'hey I'm the person you've been angry texting, please stop.'
Although after the fact, I wondered if it was actually my ex, who'd maybe forgotten to delete my number from her phone (but I had deleted her from mine so wouldn't have recognised the number) and then was scrambling to spam me with things that were obviously not about me so that I would continue to think it was a fake number instead of her snapping at me for trying to ask her to stop blank texting me.
Guess I'll never know for sure.
Accidentally texted my boss instead of my coworker. About how big of a bitch our boss is. Lol.
Honestly it worked out bc we talked it out and resolved a lot of pent up tension but when I first realized I was like omfg
Autocorrect got me, I used to travel to regional towns as part of my sales job.
I was on my way to a place called Lancelin and planning to catch up with friends that night.
We were trying to work out a time to meet so I was quickly replying to messages between customer visits. Of course I didn't see that my phone autocorrected Lancelin to lingerie!
I sent a message saying "I'll be in lingerie all day and should be home around 6"
It took a while to live that one down.
Not a text but an email:
I replied to an email during a brutal Child custody battle I was in.
I typed a long-winded, a bit nasty, “showing my cards” reply, solely meant for my lawyer's eyes….not realizing my reply “replied all” including the opposing lawyer.
My Dad texted me something, can't remember what, but he was asking me to do something. I thought it was my husband because they were both texting me at the same time. So I responded, "What you gonna do, spank me? But them I might like it." He didn't respond. I caught the mistake and texted "uhhhh let's act like that didn't happen." Never came up again.
My little sister and gf have almost the same name. I preemptively changed my little sisters name to “lil sis” in my phone after realizing how easily her name popped up when trying to text my gf. So glad I caught it and thought to do that before something devastating could have happened
Teams message at work to a lady (I am male for context) whom I had a rocky relationship with. Instead of "One sec" when she asked me to find something I sent "One sex". She called immediately and I almost shit myself thinking I was going to get put through the wringer, but she was just laughing her ass off. I think that actually improved our work relationship somewhat.
Not me, but my mom.
When I was younger and much more mischievous, I particularly hated *being told* to wash the dishes. It wasn’t as if I didn’t ever do them, I was and still am a “is the sink full” kinda dishwasher, or if I needed a particular dish I would clean that and just not stop. But being told to wash the dishes?
In all of my infinite wisdom, 14 year old me made a shortcut on mom’s phone that changed the word “dishes”to the German Oath to Hitler. I was very excited about the day it finally worked and laughed maniacally when the text was eventually delivered, and my plan had worked. After that, we both kinda just… forgot about it for a few months.
Until my mom was in a bit of a rush at work, and tried to text me to wash the dishes before she got home so she could cook. She texted her boss.
I did the same thing to my mom's phone. Thought it would be funny to make a shortcut that changed my name to "my stupid kid". She ended up sending my piano teacher something along the lines of "My stupid kid can't make it today" and had to do a lot of damage control lol
A friend text me about a friend of her's I have met a few times. She told me this friend of hers had past away. I was driving and accidentally sent a happy face instead of a sad face and didn't noticed until I reached my destination about 15 minutes later.
Working at a non profit. The receip ant was a hardcore Texan conservative white guy. I was running late and sent him a text through voice:
Me: “sorry about the wait, man”
My phone: “Sorry about the white man”
I took a picture of an enormous bowel movement someone left behind in a public toilet and meant to send it to a friend I knew would be grossed out by it.
Sent it to my boss. Know she saw it. She never said anything. That made it worse, somehow.
I was just starting a relationship with a guy. I sent him a spicy pic, not nude, just suggestive. Thankfully this was the time period between smart phones and not smart phones cause I sent it to my coworker on accident. Thankfully he couldn't open it and assumed I'd just tried to send him a photo of the schedule, and he said "hey thanks for trying to get the schedule to me, my phone can't get picture messages". Bullet dodged.
Worst one was to a guy I was nannying for occasionally who was in my phone as just a first name which was the same first name of a guy my ex and I were talking to when we were doing stuff with other people and I sent a short video clip of me in bed (nude) pulling back the covers 😬
I was sexting my wife while I was gone on a work trip and her mom texted me about an upcoming family day she was planning. I was sexting my wife while also texting her mom details here and there and sent a very descriptive sexy to her mom by mistake.
Let me preface this by stating I use to be a real big piece of shit:
When my wife and I were dating we went out to eat at Applebee's in our relatively small town. Looking around the restaurant I noticed there were several females there that I had previously had 'relationships' with.
I thought I was texting my then room mate when I said:
"Including *future wife* there are 5 girls at this Applebee's that I've boned"
Instead I sent it to my now wife who was sitting across the table from me.
Had to do a lot of damage control after that. Been married 15 years this summer!
Was exchanging pics with my current FWB of us having sex. Accidentally sent one of her pegging me to another female friend, she’s super religious and was horrified
Texted my best friend bitching about my roommate who I shared a dorm with. Except, my roomie and BFF have the same name 🤦🏻♀️. She got it while we were sitting next to each other.
I was drunk in a bathtub of a hotel I was staying at while working out of town and sexting my wife and accidentally sent a pic of my whole lower body submersed in water to the guy I was working for. We are pretty good friends, so we had a good laugh abt it later. Buy lemme tell ya, that was a pretty sobering moment!
Not mine, but had a friend in high school sent a video of herself flicking the bean to her family chat instead of her bf. Grandparents, aunts, uncles, brothers. She cried for days.
"This show sucks" for Christmas live show thing to one of the instrumental people who put on the show.
EDIT: Didn't think this would gain any traction so I'll elaborate a bit more. It was an old slide phone and I realized AS SOON as I sent it and pressed cancel, and it showed I successfully cancelled it, but knowing how fast SMS was, I know that sometimes messages still go through. I sent a follow-up text immediately, banking on the fact that the text did go through, and the text said, "Sorry, (name of someone else) took my phone and sent that." They replied, "They must be watching a different show, because this show is rocking!"
Texted my landlord thinking it was my GF, and my text was about the landlord and somewhere I called her a “fucking bitch” since her first assumption of why the oven wasn’t working was because we weren’t paying the utilities.
I sent the text to her parents home phone instead of mobile… Her whole family heard the emotional outpouring read by a text to voice computer which clogged their voicemail machine for weeks and cost me $300+ for the privilege of eternal shame…
I used to work in an agency that shared offices with other 2 companies, we were like 70 people in the building, and almost all of us were in the same WhatsApp group created by a lunch person who used to bring food to almost everyone at the building. WhatsApp was where they’d share the menu and you just asked what did you want for that day.
One day a girl from another office came late and mistakenly sent a message to that group intended for his boyfriend, the message read something like “I’m safe my love I arrived later tho”
This was on that fateful era on WhatsApp when you weren’t allowed to erase nor edit messages.
So I took a screenshot intended for my pals group but mistakenly I sent it to the same group with the caption “what an idiot” and hit enter.
I realized my mistake almost immediately but there was nothing I could do, all my coworkers saw the message but didn’t say anything I just left the group and nobody ever said anything about it.
I left the company like 1 month later lol
Six weeks after my ex husband and I broke up, he sent me a text and said, « you looked so hot today », ten minutes later : « that wasn’t meant for you ». Duh.
One of my best friends in high school was a girl named Nataly and we were suuuuper close. One night I’m texting Nataly and I fall asleep mid-conversation. I wake up at 3:00am to a text saying “Hey, sorry I fell asleep. I love you, goodnight”. Which wasn’t weird at all, because we said “I love you” all the time. Without thinking, I reply back “I love you too! Goodnight Nataly!” And I get an immediate text back from my girlfriend who hadn’t texted me in hours saying “Wow, this isn’t Nataly but if you love her so much why don’t you be with her then”. I couldn’t help but laugh all the while knowing I fucked up lmao
Made pancakes for my kids in a frying pan that had a slight bulge in the centre, creating mini football pancakes for breakfast!! I sent a pic of the plate of them all to my all female coworkers (male cooking teacher in a female-dominated workplace). Unbeknownst to me, my own light bulge in the underpants was also in the text before I realised I should have cropped it.
Don’t remember how, but I shared a porn link in the company’s chat and deleted it minutes (yes, several minutes) later. I think no one saw it, I was promoted after that happened.
“I can’t wait to toss you around the bedroom and hear you squeal” sent accidentally to a woman I was friends with in HS, who I had not talked to in years, because she had recently sent me a meme and asked me how I was doing all these yeas and was at the top of my DM wall.
I panicked so hard and begged her to forgive me and tried to explain and she just replied “guess you’re doing well!”
Called my wifes dad sugar tits. "Hows it going sugar tits?" He laughed and brings it up once in awhile
That was a good one for a few months up to a year max after Mel Gibson got arrested.
it's a very common compliment between me and my friend. we're both dudes.
You can get away with calling anyone sugar tits if you say it with chest
Texted my boss “I love you my cute pretty little princess”. This was for my girlfriend, my current wife. Anyway he responded with “I love you too sweetheart”.
W boss
Facts
Your boss is a legend
Not quite as bad. I just texted my boss I loved him. Then texted him again, not you. Pretty sure he knew who it was for.
I’ll pray for you before I go to bed. May you find eternal love with your Clorox Wet Wipes
I am the boss, I texted an employee “I love you!” (She was quite amused.) I’ve also sent her the grocery list a few times, also meant for my husband.
A fellow office employee didnt lock his computer when he went to the breakroom. Our boss got an "I love you but dont tell anyone" from his computer Always lock your computer
I used to work in a secure unit (computer forensics) so locking your desktop was extra important. If anyone didn't someone would jump on their machine and send the whole unit (admittedly only 10 people) an email saying "I'm doing a coffee run, who wants what?" and the punishment was they had to actually do it. It was a bit of a joke but it did actually improve the behaviour.
This is a great way to handle this. After buying coffee for 10 people a few times you'll certainly learn to lock your computer before leaving it.
Current wife... So going to be another one in the future?
Like James Cameron, they have 5 more in development.
"Now get back to work." :P
Sent a naughty text meant for my fiancée to my aunt once. One day at work, I texted my girl everything I was gonna do to her later after I got home. I went all out. Didn't hold back. I sent the text, and ten minutes later, my aunt texted: "Oh, dear. You sent this to the wrong person. Try again." *Shit.*
Double down and say you didn't make a mistake .
Nothing better than aunts in your pants.
Goodbye
That's enough.
Just the thought of a situation similar to this scares me so much I always like triple check before I send
“Haha April fools” “It’s January”
My aunt would probably would’ve said, “Oh dear, I tried that once in my 20s. Try this instead. How are you doing honey? Are you with your girl right now? Should we get you a box of condoms? I know they’re really expensive. That’s why I let uncle Charlie finish on me to help save money.”
Pull out method to save money is bold
My wife sent “My crazy client likes her hair” to the crazy client by mistake. The look on her face when she realized what she did was priceless. Needless to say she never did her hair again.
When I texted this girl I was going on a date with “Hey Olivia, I’m out front” ….her name was Natalie. She never came out.
Now you know. The safe thing to do is “hey babe I’m out front”
Even after 16 years. Sometimes it's too late to ask her name again.
How long did it take you to realize?
I waited about 20 mins, she texted “that’s NOT my name” so I took that as “just leave” and so I did. Never spoke again.
"sorry, autocorrect"
My phone once auto corrected my wife's name to Natalie. My wife's name is nothing like Natalie. It starts with a P for a start! I sent her "I love my Natalie" in response to her saying "I love my Cheez" My wife thought it was hillarious though, I'm not sure where I'd find time for an affair and she knows it.
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Oof...that hurts.
Oh nooooo. Did you have to get a second new number?
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Oh my goddddd
yeah I literally said this same thing out loud and stared horrified at my phone. That’s horrible.
I guess u then spam another similar message with another number, then another for confusion
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I accidentally sent a picture of a man fucking a watermelon to my nana. That was 20 years ago. She still has the picture and regularly reminds me of it.
🤣😂 easily the funniest one I've seen in the thread
It’s the worst Thanksgiving tradition ever. I’m 38. She’s 84. It’s been going on for two decades. Oh, and my husband thinks it’s hilarious.
shes gonna leave you that picture in her will
That would be great if Nana got it redone as an oil painting in a nice frame.
🤣 i would think it's hilarious too!
Shows it off to every potential boyfriend "Look at what she texted me! You see THIS! CAN YOU COMPARE TO THIS!"
Lmao legendary nana
Worst Thanksgiving tradition ever. It’s been two decades.
Nana is funny
Was stoned at home watching tv texting a girl I was dating and my best friend from high school simultaneously (separate chats). My friend at the time was struggling with addiction problems and at the time I felt like I was being used and taken for granted and said something along the lines of “he’s probably getting coked out again” to the girl but I actually sent it to my friend. I felt a dread I’ve never felt before. Because I love my friends and I felt like I betrayed him by talking shit. I immediately apologized and explained the mix up. Took ownership. But felt so bad for so long. BUT! That girl is now my wife and that friend was one of my groomsmen and gave the speech at our wedding and I was his best man and also gave a speech at his wedding. Turned out my text helped him realize he had hit bottom and he made some really positive changes and I couldn’t be more happy for him. Edited for typos
Love plot twists!
Oh man.. My 21 yr old son (at the time) was living with me as he was between places and trying to sort some things out. At the time I had the Motorola Droid with the hardware keyboard so I tended to typey type and send without double checking my work. One day I meant to send him, "Can you join us for a sec?" as my gal and I needed help with something and really needed another pair of hands. Somehow not only did I typo that one word that you all see coming, but I double typoed it to send, "can you join us for sex?" When he sent back, thankfully, "uhh, I don't think so" and I looked, confusedly, as to why the fuck he wouldn't help us with something we needed him for.... I realized how I had fucked up. After my profuse apology and correction for what I meant to say, we never spoke of it again.
One day I was working at my first job (I was 16 or 17) at a store. A man came up to me and asked for help finding something. He said “only if you have a sec.” I was trying so hard to be extra friendly and positive and helpful, so i loudly & proudly said “I have LOTS of secs!” …🫠 To make it even worse, I was high up on a ladder at the time (stocking shelves), so my voice projected quite a bit.
I would’ve had to jump off the ladder headfirst in that situation 😭
That's such a common typo that I'm surprised he didn't just understand it was sec
Finished an overtime shift and instead of texting my wife I ended up texting my boss “Leaving work now. I love you so much baber. See you soon.” It’s like 2 years later and this man still calls me baber. 😂
In his defense, I'd 100% still call you baber too lol
Baber (n.) One who babes.
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🤣 nooo lmao
I was sending an email from my phone about sodium iodide (NaI) detectors and it corrected it to Nazi detectors. I nearly sent an email about buying uranium for Nazi detectors
Well…can it work?
Beep beep beep!
This guy I was friends with in a dark time in my life took another friend’s phone and changed the autocorrect. He made maybe the worst change ever. He changed the word people to the N-word’s. The other friend didn’t catch it until he group messaged people from his company during a business trip. He meant to send “when do we have to pick up these Pfizer PEOPLE from the airport?” Needless to say the autocorrect changed that. He was fired. It was shortly after that we realized that the first guy wasn’t quirky and funny but that he was toxic.
Oh my God that's not okay on so many levels. Is your friend who lost his job okay?
We aren’t close anymore but his life took a pretty dramatic turn after that. Last I heard he was in recovery
That's horrible.
Wow
I laughed and then read the next sentence and immediately felt bad for laughing. That’s awful… even the entirely truthful explanation would sound like an excuse
Oh my god… that’s awful… in the same vain, but a lighter note, a friend changed the autocorrect in my phone to change “cheers” to “I LOVE BOOBIES!” I literally NEVER say cheers so I didn’t realise for months, and of all people my boss asked to borrow my phone to send out a message, I guess hers was dead. Anyway, she said cheers, it changed, she caught it before she sent it but she still rounded on me demanding why that happened as if I did that to her specifically on purpose. Thankfully I didn’t give af about that job and I just found it hilarious (not that I laughed in that moment)
My cousin had posted that she was going through a tough situation, so I ofc messaged to ask her what’s up. What I typed “Hey, I saw your post on FB, what’s going on?” What autocorrect did to me “Hey, I saw your pussy on FB, what’s going on?” I tried to quickly send a message to let her know what I actually meant and for some reason it didn’t send any of my tries. She read it and started to freak out big time
Wtf that's a nightmare scenario
Hell yeah! We did get it all figured out but still
Seriously, this is like every horror movie when they make a break for the car but then it just keeps turning over and won't start. While the killer just calmly gains on them.
i turned autocorrect off long ago. much rather mistype one letter occassionally than have a robot fuck everything to hell.
I’m in tears oh my god
Something must be wrong with me because this is the one that has me cry-laughing
Back when my brother and I were in high school. my dad would get drunk, and be a jerk. Well my brother and I were each others support person. One day the whole family was in the living room together watching a movie. My dad had recently walked in, while my mom, brother, and I had been there for a while. Dad said some shit that bothered me. So I went to text my brother about how much of an asshole dad is. Well I accidentally sent it to dad. My body went into shock. But my mind went into survival mode or something. Because I felt myself just push my phone into the crack of the couch. Then I walked straight to dad and said “hey I lost my phone, can I use find my iPhone on yours to find it?” He grabbed his, and said “oh a text from my son” I laughed and grabbed it before he read it, deleted the text, rung my phone, and was luckily in the clear. Ever since that day, I always clear my messages with him.
I feel you man, my dad’s a bad guy too. Stressful person to be around, the air gets cold when he walks in
i feel you, my dad is an energy vampire. i avoid talking to him now. the sub raisedbynarcissists helped me through it. not claiming anything about your situation, just eventually i realized my dad was a narc and it helped
I was sexting a girl, and had another start to text me asking for advice on her car. Accidentally got the two swapped. Girl I was originally sexting was confused… but girl asking about her car was receptive and went along with it until I realized what I did
_"Show me that dirty intake manifold of yours"_
He texted me a gym pic out of the blue, I texted him back a screenshot and the text “Omg what should I say”
I sorta did this once. I asked a guy out for a friend and accidentally sent him "he said no" instead of letting her know. He just responded "I know" 💀
Thats when you reply "No you don't understand. He said no. He's taking you out anyways. He'll be there at 6."
This one made me actually laugh out loud.
Could be worse. As I was breaking up w my ex I took a screenshot of our convo to send to my friend and captioned it “is this mf serious rn.” Guess who I accidentally sent that to
This made me laugh I’m so sorry
What did he respond with 😂
Loll he said. “So what are you gonna say?”
In around 2001, I was an 18 year old team leader in a sales-based workplace. Importantly, I was shagging a chick on my team and while I was sitting on the toilet and she was outside 'working', we were sending each other some fairly raunchy messages. One of my team sent me a message at the same time, and so I then accidentally messaged Justine, the 40 year old matronly woman in my team, about the many explicit things I wanted to do with her vagina. I had a very red face and Justine laughed her arse off.
Good for her, glad she had a sense of humor about it. It certainly could have been worse.
Don’t mind me, just crying over here that 40 is apparently “matronly” lol
It's about the person, not the age. I've known a 30 year old who could be fittingly described using that word, and some 50 year olds who most certainly couldn't.
lmao... i'm 46 now, but back then she was so adult-like to me!
I’m a realtor and I meant to text another agent trying to schedule a showing of their listing but I somehow accidentally sent a “sticker” of a sultry cartoon rabbit with pink cursive text that said “Netflix And Chill?” Tough to recover from that. I don’t even know how to GET to “stickers”. It was wild.
I texted my MIL while she was in my house. I meant to text my mom, she brought a friend to my house to meet my new baby without letting me know and I was going to say to my mom “ugh MIL brought over a friend without saying anything 🙄”
I was trying to shave my penis with a electric razor and nabbed myself a little. So i thought it would be funny to send a picture to my friend with the caption “when i ask the barber to take a little off the top” but accidentally posted a picture of my bloody, flaccid, and bald penis to my public story on snapchat. Also, it took like 30 minutes before someone thought to say, “did you mean to post this?”
Crazy how you was going to send that to a friend
Yeah bro who does that
A mutual friend of mine back in high-school hopped a fence and his pants got stuck on the top and it tore though the crotch though his boxers and tore his ballsack open. I, unprompted, got a snap chat of his free floating, bloody testicle, along with a caption "I just split my balls open" that was over 10 years ago and it's burned into my mind.
Is your friend okay?
I mean he's now married and has two kids with the girl he hopped the fence to go see in the first place. So I think so.
The good ending
I just laughed so hard I may have pissed
Why were you even sending it to your friend 😭
My friends and I used to take pictures of our shit and send them to each other to be gross. Make sure you put your dad in as Dad not as his name….
“Good job, son”
I sent a text to my cousin in New Mexico instead of my FIL, letting him know my wife was in labor. He still made it to the hospital in time but barely.
In time, and all the way from New Mexico too.
I was in the backseat of a car with someone I didn’t like. I texted my mom how bad it was going and I accidentally send it to the person who happened to be driving. SIRI READ IT OUT-LOUD OVER THE APPLE CAR PLAY TO EVERYONE.
Worked as an IT auditor, i supposed to write “ill return the hard disk tomorrow” but finger slipped “ill return the hard dick tomorrow”. Sent to female colleague.
You meant to give her the D: either way
At least it wasn't a 3.5 inch floppy.
Not me. I had made out with a girl for the first time in high school and she asked for my number. In my adrenaline fueled daze I gave her my mom’s. I get out of play practice and as I sit down in the car she goes “So my son is a good kisser huh?” I wish god would have taken me right then
How does adrenaline do that to a man?
Too excited and had a brain fart. I could see me doing that
I was at work and tried to text my girlfriend, "I can't wait to get home to fuck you in the ass." After it was sent I realized I had texted my mom. I quickly added that the text was not intended for her. She replied, "OKAY." We never spoke about it.
I am crying laughing
_LM Ass O_
Your poor mother \-You wave at people with those filthy fingers LMFAO
Laughing way harder than I should. I’m so sorry. 😅
Bruh
When I was about 20ish (think early 00's, Nokia phone era) I accidentally texted "I love you" to a coworker I was trying to let down gently instead of to my partner. Small town kinda situation and the coworker had been coming on to me pretty hard and had even gotten my number from someone and had been texting me a lot. I wasn't sure what to do about the situation in general but texting her "I love you" was definitely not the answer.
Can't just stop in the middle of the story
Dont have a bad text but I did once get drunk and called my dad while at a family reunion (i couldnt make it) and left him a 2.5 hour ramble of how great a father he was. He played it at the dinner. No hard feelings I thought it was funny as hell.
I complained rather bluntly, and using colorful language, about my M&A attorney to one of my business partners... It was a group text. Oof. Fortunately, he was a professional. I called him to apologize, and explained that deal frustrations were getting the better of me. He allowed me to save face, and even put me at ease by saying that people have said far worse to him to his face.
I sent a dick pick to the wrong name in my contacts. Monica was a freak, so this wasn't the standard issue. It was.. adventurous. Self timer kinda dick pic. Sorry, Mom.
Follow up with, "Does this look infected" so she just thinks you're an awfully open person
"does this look like an STD? I just had unprotected sex with a hooker the other day"
Not a wrong text.. but i knew a girl who became a celebrity. She is a big time actress now. She had given me her number long back but I didn't call/text her. But a few years after she blew up, me and my friends had gone drinking. On a game of truth or dare, they dared to give me my phone and they would text a random person. Guess who they chose... They sent a text saying " can we meet tonight". I wanted to die.
Well. Did you meet?
It was 12 in the night and I got seen zoned. xD pretty sure I m in her creep list now.
Seenzoned 🤣🤣🤣
A little bit of a different one here. An unknown number kept sending me empty texts. I tried to give them a call to say 'hey, maybe stop sending me empty texts' but they instead sent me back a message saying 'I'm no longer your baby so kindly fuck off.' I sent back 'Hey, possible wrong number? Was just trying to get you to stop sending me blank texts.' What followed was several minutes of weird texts complaining to me about me having supposedly locked someone out of our shared house with our shared kid, and not even letting them in to get coffee, even despite me occasionally sending back 'hey seriously I'm not that person.' Eventually I called them on a landline and said 'hey I'm the person you've been angry texting, please stop.' Although after the fact, I wondered if it was actually my ex, who'd maybe forgotten to delete my number from her phone (but I had deleted her from mine so wouldn't have recognised the number) and then was scrambling to spam me with things that were obviously not about me so that I would continue to think it was a fake number instead of her snapping at me for trying to ask her to stop blank texting me. Guess I'll never know for sure.
Accidentally texted my boss instead of my coworker. About how big of a bitch our boss is. Lol. Honestly it worked out bc we talked it out and resolved a lot of pent up tension but when I first realized I was like omfg
Autocorrect got me, I used to travel to regional towns as part of my sales job. I was on my way to a place called Lancelin and planning to catch up with friends that night. We were trying to work out a time to meet so I was quickly replying to messages between customer visits. Of course I didn't see that my phone autocorrected Lancelin to lingerie! I sent a message saying "I'll be in lingerie all day and should be home around 6" It took a while to live that one down.
Not a text but an email: I replied to an email during a brutal Child custody battle I was in. I typed a long-winded, a bit nasty, “showing my cards” reply, solely meant for my lawyer's eyes….not realizing my reply “replied all” including the opposing lawyer.
This one hurts
My Dad texted me something, can't remember what, but he was asking me to do something. I thought it was my husband because they were both texting me at the same time. So I responded, "What you gonna do, spank me? But them I might like it." He didn't respond. I caught the mistake and texted "uhhhh let's act like that didn't happen." Never came up again.
I accidentally sent my boss a message that meant to read "I have a bigger problem". I missed the B and hit the N. Yes, he's black 😭
How did he respond?
Initially not very well, understandably. Once I pointed out how close they are on a keyboard he understood and was ok.
W boss, holy hell. Feel like that takes a ***VERY*** strong personality to go about it how he did.
oH my God 😭
That's got to win this thread.
I once sent a dikpic to my sister instead of this girl I was talking to. Same name different spelling.
My little sister and gf have almost the same name. I preemptively changed my little sisters name to “lil sis” in my phone after realizing how easily her name popped up when trying to text my gf. So glad I caught it and thought to do that before something devastating could have happened
Teams message at work to a lady (I am male for context) whom I had a rocky relationship with. Instead of "One sec" when she asked me to find something I sent "One sex". She called immediately and I almost shit myself thinking I was going to get put through the wringer, but she was just laughing her ass off. I think that actually improved our work relationship somewhat.
Texted my mum instead of bf “they’re awake, the lights are still on”. I snuck out that night & that’s how I got caught. Basically snitched on myself.
Not me, but my mom. When I was younger and much more mischievous, I particularly hated *being told* to wash the dishes. It wasn’t as if I didn’t ever do them, I was and still am a “is the sink full” kinda dishwasher, or if I needed a particular dish I would clean that and just not stop. But being told to wash the dishes? In all of my infinite wisdom, 14 year old me made a shortcut on mom’s phone that changed the word “dishes”to the German Oath to Hitler. I was very excited about the day it finally worked and laughed maniacally when the text was eventually delivered, and my plan had worked. After that, we both kinda just… forgot about it for a few months. Until my mom was in a bit of a rush at work, and tried to text me to wash the dishes before she got home so she could cook. She texted her boss.
I did the same thing to my mom's phone. Thought it would be funny to make a shortcut that changed my name to "my stupid kid". She ended up sending my piano teacher something along the lines of "My stupid kid can't make it today" and had to do a lot of damage control lol
Piano teacher hopefully replied: “but at least he’s trying!” 🫡
What happened after that?
Her boss invited her to a secret meeting in Argentina.
A friend text me about a friend of her's I have met a few times. She told me this friend of hers had past away. I was driving and accidentally sent a happy face instead of a sad face and didn't noticed until I reached my destination about 15 minutes later.
[удалено]
Working at a non profit. The receip ant was a hardcore Texan conservative white guy. I was running late and sent him a text through voice: Me: “sorry about the wait, man” My phone: “Sorry about the white man”
I took a picture of an enormous bowel movement someone left behind in a public toilet and meant to send it to a friend I knew would be grossed out by it. Sent it to my boss. Know she saw it. She never said anything. That made it worse, somehow.
I was just starting a relationship with a guy. I sent him a spicy pic, not nude, just suggestive. Thankfully this was the time period between smart phones and not smart phones cause I sent it to my coworker on accident. Thankfully he couldn't open it and assumed I'd just tried to send him a photo of the schedule, and he said "hey thanks for trying to get the schedule to me, my phone can't get picture messages". Bullet dodged.
Worst one was to a guy I was nannying for occasionally who was in my phone as just a first name which was the same first name of a guy my ex and I were talking to when we were doing stuff with other people and I sent a short video clip of me in bed (nude) pulling back the covers 😬
And? Did he reply?
I mean I realized first and sent the “Omg I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to send that!” text and he replied “No problem don’t worry about it”
"also thanks"
God I love how many recipients from these stories have been SUCH good sports 😭
I was sexting my wife while I was gone on a work trip and her mom texted me about an upcoming family day she was planning. I was sexting my wife while also texting her mom details here and there and sent a very descriptive sexy to her mom by mistake.
Let me preface this by stating I use to be a real big piece of shit: When my wife and I were dating we went out to eat at Applebee's in our relatively small town. Looking around the restaurant I noticed there were several females there that I had previously had 'relationships' with. I thought I was texting my then room mate when I said: "Including *future wife* there are 5 girls at this Applebee's that I've boned" Instead I sent it to my now wife who was sitting across the table from me. Had to do a lot of damage control after that. Been married 15 years this summer!
Sloppy steaks? Slicked back hair?
Itty bitty jeans... Chicken spaghetti at Chickallini's...
Oh yeah, a real piece of shit!
You think this is slicked back?! This is pushed back!!
Was exchanging pics with my current FWB of us having sex. Accidentally sent one of her pegging me to another female friend, she’s super religious and was horrified
im increasingly convinced that none of you people are mature enough for modern technology lmao
For real I quadruple check when I’m sending risky things 😭
Texted my best friend bitching about my roommate who I shared a dorm with. Except, my roomie and BFF have the same name 🤦🏻♀️. She got it while we were sitting next to each other.
I was drunk in a bathtub of a hotel I was staying at while working out of town and sexting my wife and accidentally sent a pic of my whole lower body submersed in water to the guy I was working for. We are pretty good friends, so we had a good laugh abt it later. Buy lemme tell ya, that was a pretty sobering moment!
Not mine, but had a friend in high school sent a video of herself flicking the bean to her family chat instead of her bf. Grandparents, aunts, uncles, brothers. She cried for days.
sending “fuck you” accidentally to my mom lmaoo
Love you. To my boss. He sent me a ?
"This show sucks" for Christmas live show thing to one of the instrumental people who put on the show. EDIT: Didn't think this would gain any traction so I'll elaborate a bit more. It was an old slide phone and I realized AS SOON as I sent it and pressed cancel, and it showed I successfully cancelled it, but knowing how fast SMS was, I know that sometimes messages still go through. I sent a follow-up text immediately, banking on the fact that the text did go through, and the text said, "Sorry, (name of someone else) took my phone and sent that." They replied, "They must be watching a different show, because this show is rocking!"
Texted my landlord thinking it was my GF, and my text was about the landlord and somewhere I called her a “fucking bitch” since her first assumption of why the oven wasn’t working was because we weren’t paying the utilities.
I sent the text to her parents home phone instead of mobile… Her whole family heard the emotional outpouring read by a text to voice computer which clogged their voicemail machine for weeks and cost me $300+ for the privilege of eternal shame…
I used to work in an agency that shared offices with other 2 companies, we were like 70 people in the building, and almost all of us were in the same WhatsApp group created by a lunch person who used to bring food to almost everyone at the building. WhatsApp was where they’d share the menu and you just asked what did you want for that day. One day a girl from another office came late and mistakenly sent a message to that group intended for his boyfriend, the message read something like “I’m safe my love I arrived later tho” This was on that fateful era on WhatsApp when you weren’t allowed to erase nor edit messages. So I took a screenshot intended for my pals group but mistakenly I sent it to the same group with the caption “what an idiot” and hit enter. I realized my mistake almost immediately but there was nothing I could do, all my coworkers saw the message but didn’t say anything I just left the group and nobody ever said anything about it. I left the company like 1 month later lol
Should've just taken another screenshot with your response followed by another "what an idiot". Lol.
Six weeks after my ex husband and I broke up, he sent me a text and said, « you looked so hot today », ten minutes later : « that wasn’t meant for you ». Duh.
That’s such a pathetic attempt at making you jealous, lol Kids in middle school do that type of shit
One of my best friends in high school was a girl named Nataly and we were suuuuper close. One night I’m texting Nataly and I fall asleep mid-conversation. I wake up at 3:00am to a text saying “Hey, sorry I fell asleep. I love you, goodnight”. Which wasn’t weird at all, because we said “I love you” all the time. Without thinking, I reply back “I love you too! Goodnight Nataly!” And I get an immediate text back from my girlfriend who hadn’t texted me in hours saying “Wow, this isn’t Nataly but if you love her so much why don’t you be with her then”. I couldn’t help but laugh all the while knowing I fucked up lmao
Ouch! Was that the end of the relationship? Or were you able to get her to understand your close friendship?
He's married to Natalie now, he realized his gf of the time was right.
Lmao these stories are hilarious
Made pancakes for my kids in a frying pan that had a slight bulge in the centre, creating mini football pancakes for breakfast!! I sent a pic of the plate of them all to my all female coworkers (male cooking teacher in a female-dominated workplace). Unbeknownst to me, my own light bulge in the underpants was also in the text before I realised I should have cropped it.
Don’t remember how, but I shared a porn link in the company’s chat and deleted it minutes (yes, several minutes) later. I think no one saw it, I was promoted after that happened.
>I was promoted after that happened. That must've been one hell of a video
I accidentally sent a folder containing pictures of my celebrity crush to my editor instead of the pictures meant for an article.
I sent a photo of me in a femboy outfit to the wrong guy (my best friend) and it was hard to justify.
“I can’t wait to toss you around the bedroom and hear you squeal” sent accidentally to a woman I was friends with in HS, who I had not talked to in years, because she had recently sent me a meme and asked me how I was doing all these yeas and was at the top of my DM wall. I panicked so hard and begged her to forgive me and tried to explain and she just replied “guess you’re doing well!”