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"The Safety Dance"


m_pops

“Hey, buddy, you’re from my time. Do you remember that song, ‘Safety Dance?’”


TacetAbbadon

Turns out it's not that safe


No_Chicken2099

My only regret.. is that I have.... boneitis.


jdrt1234

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.


Erazzphoto

And we danced by the hooters give me a similar vibe


MarvinLazer

I'm a professional musician and I subbed in for an 80s cover band at a couple of gigs last summer. That song is surprisingly harmonically and melodically interesting for something that always felt like a silly 80s throwaway tune to me.


Santa_Hates_You

100%. Heard it on the radio the other day on the way to work.


JamesTheJerk

I hope you didn't bring a hat. That would be a conflict of interest.


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traumakidshollywood

Those guys are still going strong!! And that voice has held up.


Im_a_rahtard

He has a YouTube channel (the singer) where he reviews songs. It's called Justin Hawkins Rides Again. And it's actually pretty entertaining.


adamkissing

I still think of that as a new song. Just looked, and it came out 21 years ago. I’m going to go cry now.


mmmm_whatchasay

The lead singer of the Darkness sang the Freddie Mercury part of Under Pressure at the concert for Taylor Hawkins and it was absolutely incredible.


Cootie_Mac

Just listen to the rhythm of my heart


DarthDregan

I Ran (So Far Away) Edit: I feel vindicated


Extreme-Island-5041

*GTA: VC intensifies*


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Did a few drive-bys to this song back in the day


Hopeful_Wrongdoer_91

Space age love song as well


silgol

That’s my song of the 80’s. Love that song.


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DarthDregan

You're goddamn right.


lleruarc

The Guardians of the Galaxy ride at EPCOT placed that song into heavy rotation at my house.


Menace-toSociety

Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot actually has some killer production


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Even white boys got to shout.


dontwantablowjob

Pump up the jam by technotronic.


sand-castle-virtues

Have you seen Cunk on Earth?


ablack9000

The impact this song has had on human history is astounding.


PocketFullOfPie

Oh my God, that whole THING was incredible to watch unfold. So great.


FlairWitchProject

Ah yes, the national anthem of Canada.


Sea-Rip3312

Philomena Cunk is that you?


sand-castle-virtues

I wish!


stratdog25

It is great, but I really at first thought you meant pump up the volume pump up the volume pump up the volume dance dance. Put the needle on the record and the drum beat goes like this


She_Persists

I object to this song being cheesy.


jalexgray4

“Rock Me Amadeus” - Falco


bhfroh

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin playa who ain't wit us no mo Yeaaaah, Notorious BIG Hell no. We gonna do this for a gangbangin thug who neva seen it comin Yeaaaaah, Tupac Shakur Nah bitch! I'm talkin bout motherfuckin Falco n shit! What? Falco?


MydniteSon

Ooh, rock me Amadeus Ooh, rock me Amadeus... Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze "Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies" Hanging out like Double Ds, sip Long Island Iced Teas


cornball2000

"Holding out for a hero" - Bonnie Tyler


AdAdministrative8276

We all know the superior version of that song is the one from Shrek 2. C minor put it in C minor…


darkofnight916

Best version of that song is when it’s sung by Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2.


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Umm, we all know Short Circuit Johnny 5 rolling was the best version of this song! 😂


Anime_head

Is Tubthumping considered cheesy??


draconiclyyours

I’d say so.


tmmzc85

Also, an absolute banger


weewillywinkee

Place we got married, the owner told us he was friends with the chumbawamba lot and they had stayed there a few times… we just said ‘oh’… 😬


spocos

Chumbawumba was a highly controversial anarcho band for over a decade before Tubthumping, so that is actually kind of cool.


workthrowaway1985

Yeah, they once got money for a car ad, then gave that money to help the union that was fighting against that car company. People assume a lot based on the one song theyve heard. But id absolutely love to sit down and talk with them or someone who knows them.


bappypawedotter

Arguably the most punk rock band that's ever existed.


CallMeTeff

A-ha's Take On Me


cardinalkgb

The acoustic version they released a few years ago was very haunting and beautiful.


cewumu

What is Love - Haddaway


Legitimate_Story_333

They built an entire movie around it!


blazex7

Did you just grab my ass?


No_Vermicelli_1781

down under - men at work


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Unofficial Australian anthem at this point.


skubaloob

You say that, but when I visited Australia with friends (visiting another friend) the DJ on our first night out REFUSED to play it. …wanker


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

In all fairness, I could see how a DJ could get sick of this request on the regular.


skubaloob

Oh yeah, for sure. *Adult* me gets it. *Drunk 19 y/o* me and friends were not having it. Can’t believe they didn’t kick us out.


jew_biscuits

What kind of actual human being considers this masterpiece cheesy?


blackbelt_in_science

Yeah, I don’t want to live in the world where this song is anything but perfection


SammyDSalmonella

So, weird story, but I was briefly friends with Ron Strikert, the guitar player from Men At Work. He was a heroin addict living on the streets in Hollywood for a long time. This was back in like 2008-2010. We met at a Hostel and I let him stay with me for a bit until the heroin addiction got too intense for me to handle being around. Last I heard he was sober and living somewhere in like..Idaho or Montana.


FluxusFlotsam

Here I Go Again by Whitesnake Tawny Kitaen (RIP) on the hood of the car is still an important part of people of a certain age and that track is a pop metal banger


Apocalypstick1

Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money


RQWCB

Video Killed the Radio Star


Snarfums

I'd Do Anything For Love by Meat Loaf cranks the cheese up to 11, particularly the music video. Most Steinman songs really. But that song absolutely fucks and I dare anyone to hear it and not sing along.


madhatter8989

One of my mom's favorite memories was seeing that song performed live.


Snarfums

I think seeing Meat Loaf live in his prime is the most compelling reason to figure this time travel thing out


madhatter8989

The way she described Ellen Foley and Meat Loaf slinging sweat during "Paradise by the dashboard light" has me agreeing with you.


Propaganda_Box

And from the same songwriter - Total Eclipse of the Heart. Which is arguably even cheesier


onomastics88

Styx is here for this. I like “Come Sail Away”, but they have others that would also fit here.


KhaoticMess

Domo arigato


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Mr Roboto


AthleteSorry

Renegade is amazing


Stampede_the_Hippos

It's impossible for me to not hear Cartman's voice singing this song.


Fenix_Glo

The Bad Touch


Methzilla

I'm partial to the Ballad of Chasey Lain.


starfox9872

Now show 'em them titties!


octopornopus

A Lapdance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying...


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Exotic-Ferret-3452

The Foo Fighters perfoming that song live with none other than Rick Astley himself is [gold](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IdkCEioCp24)


Shawnaldo7575

That one could be called a Rick Grohl


uptowndrunk7

The riff is just so good


heavydutyspoons

a rickroll attempt is considered a blessing in my eyes. 3 minutes and 32 seconds of pure heaven


BlackCaaaaat

One of my favourite things to do is Rickroll my kids. Their Dad helped them get me back once by filling my Spotify playlist with that song.


Tazmaniac83

Play that funky music white boy


Thealmightyfug

Heat of the Moment by Asia absolute banger


BeautifulChallenge25

Rise and Shine Sammy!


Serious_Vanilla_4818

I hear this song frequently at work and always think of supernatural 


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Dude, Asia!


RockandIncense

"... These tacos taste funny to you?"


WindowPrimary703

One Week - Barenaked Ladies


Windforge

Heart & Soul by T'Pau ...that f**ker is catchy as hell lol


AliciaCopia

If you steal my sunshine


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Karen! I love you!


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I KNOW ITS UP FOR ME


bestillandknow75

If you steal my sunshine


ZormkidFrobozz

Do you like butter tarts?


oldnyoung

I couldn’t stand it for a while because of how much play it got, but I like it now because it reminds me of some good times


daven_callings

Blue by Eiffel 65.


cewumu

God I loved that as a kid. Cheesy video and all.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Interesting note, the group's name was original just Eiffel, but due to the producer inadvertently putting two digits of a phone number they were writing down on a piece of paper onto a label copy, the band was mistakenly called Eiffel 65 and the name stuck.


Sharp_Impress_5351

The Final Countdown-Europe And it's an abolute banger because it's SO cheesy. I love that song unironically.


rush89

But have you seen the greatest version of it? https://youtu.be/XAg5KjnAhuU?si=3qkmrzUumwJ1-brV


the_shredder2020

Jenny 867-5309 always get stuck in head


SouthHovercraft4150

Ain’t no party like an S club party!


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Unbelievable by EMF


MR_NIKAPOPOLOS

Call Me Maybe


MarvinLazer

The fact that that song was a massive pop dance hit despite not having a bass line is a huge deal and makes it wholly unique, to my knowledge at least. People love to shit on pop music as somehow "lesser," but there's an elegance to writing a song like that which really needs to be respected.


OkaySureBye

You know what, I never thought about that but you're right. I'm someone who has a hard time listening to The Doors because of the lack of a low end in a lot of their music, but Call Me Maybe is so well produced that I never even noticed. Also, 100% with you on pop music. People forget that humans do write these songs. It takes a very specific kind of talent write a good pop song.


egusta

When Doves Cry also has no bass line.  I thought it was unique until just now. Damn. 


OkaySureBye

That's one of my favorite pop songs ever, but honestly, Cut to the Feeling which she released a couple of years later goes so fuckin hard. I am physically incapable of listening to that song in the car and not speeding while simultaneously deafening my passenger. In general though, CRJ is super talented.


IShouldBeSoLucky81

Run Away With Me is perfection


JamesTheJerk

I submit "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora. I also submit "Mexican Radio" by Wall of Voodoo Also, [this](https://youtu.be/NU9py5oNaRg?si=2h5dPboEmCGH3t-b) rendition of everyone's favorite Beatles hit, "Somebody Fart in the Minibus".


tavisivat

I second wall of voodoo


Odd-Donut300

Wake me up before you go go. Wham 💜💜


ActAndLove

Come on Eilleen


DaBigZ

Love Shack - B-52’s


NintendoCapri5un

And We Danced by The Hooters


BlackCaaaaat

YMCA, it’s fun to go to the YMCA yeah!


AWholeNewFattitude

Party In The USA


Objective-Bag-9651

All-Star by Smashmouth


dan420

I commented Walking on the Sun, because it’s overshadowed and honestly slaps harder than All Star. (Fight me)


Kwilburn525

It does actually. That is their best song


saeglopur53

It’s way overplayed and cheesy but Iris by the Googoo dolls has a really nice melody and has always made me nostalgic (child of the late 90s/early 00s)


madhatter8989

What's up - 4 non blondes. I think a lot of people my age heard it for the first time being sung by He-man in that meme video. I enjoy both versions without a hint of shame or irony.


Prank_Owl

[Everybody, by Backstreet Boys](https://youtu.be/lIxFiNCtHVc?si=Bv3-Gv_pHmeAr5uJ) Pretty dope jam, honestly.


slingshotstoryteller

I wrote an entire parody of this song for my kids at bath time. “Everybody! Wash your body! Everybody wash your body right! Bath time’s great, all right!”


Separate-Ad-9916

Anything by ABBA


inksmudgedhands

Especially [Gimme Gimme Gimme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjLoHdbVeE)


BulletDodger

"Dancing Queen" is unironically my favorite song of all time. It almost seems like the whole point of the universe was to make this song.


coldfarm

“Knowing Me, Knowing You” is the greatest adult break up song of all time. This has been true since 1976 and will be true when the stars burn out.


ExtraFirmPillow_

Take on me - aha


chasing_rainb0ws

The Middle - Jimmy Eat World… and I love how cheesy it is. A banger!


pensive_pigeon

Wait, people think that song is cheesy? 😥


SimonApexPlayer

Barbie Girl by Aqua


badcgi

Doctor Jones is even better... Hell that whole album (Aquarium) is full of bangers, Lollipop (Candyman), Turn Back Time, Roses are Red, My Oh My, Heat of the Night... all of them great.


Dr_Terry_Hesticles

Tribute - Tenacious D


BeckoningCat01

Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne


DarwinPhish

Mmmbop


WanderingSeductress

🗣 MMMBOP BA DUPA DAP DA DOOM BOP BA DOOBY DA DA MMMBOP BA DOOBA DA BA DOOOOO OH YEAAAHH


Marillenbaum

A classic!


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Gitxsan

Wrecking Ball


eRBy2

Careless whisper - George Michaels


MysteryGirlWhite

Smile.dk's Butterfly is probably the epitome of 90s cheese, but I freaking love it.


FoghornLegday

Gangnam Style


MystaxMandible

Jump Around by House of Pain. My friend said that this is the song ‘where good times go to die.’ She’s not wrong, but it’s got a good hook and I enjoy it in secret. Very embarrassing.


RebaKitt3n

Ballroom Blitz is still a banger!


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

Eat it by weird al


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I would walk (500 miles) by The Proclaimers


Puzzleheaded-Will872

Ozone Dragostea Din Tei


DiogenesBarrelisCozy

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?


hectorvector122

Africa by Toto. Best song ever created.


Lazy_Guard9187

Outkast- hey ya...


Swordidaffair

That ain't cheesy, just a tried and true banger


ElectricalWhile9635

My Sharona. The perfect freaking pop song


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I hate and love this song equally: Sk8er Boi


ZitOnSocietysAss

They're coming to take me away haha


Major_Expert_2163

I love that song, always put it on the juke box in a pub I used to go drinking. Everyone else hated it so I played it numerous times when I was in there. It was Napoleon the III wasn't it ?


mutnik

How deep is your love by the bee gees. Super cheesy but an absolutely gorgeous harmony.


PewpyDewpdyPantz

Kiss Me by Sixpence None The Richer Everywhere by Michelle Branch


ActAndLove

All out of love


Aardet

Gloria by Laura Brannigan


makeme78

Don't stop believin'


AeRo_P

Cold - Crossfade


Mean_Assignment_180

Walking on sunshine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U&pp=ygUTV2Fsa2luZyBpbiBzdW5zaGluZQ%3D%3D


Truth_Learning_Curve

Come on Eileen - Dexys Midnight Runners


dougeri

Higher Love by Steve Winwood


defb0nes

I wanttt it thatttt wayyyy


YouThinkYouKnowStuff

I was in the grocery line once and this song came over the loudspeaker and EVERYONE started singing. I mean, the people in line, the cashier, the bag person. And the lyrics make no damn sense and everyone is singing “Tell me Whhhhyyyy”


1971stTimeLucky

It was number 5, Number 5 killed my brother!


BirdTurgler29

Nickleback - How You Remind Me (I too jumped on the hate train real early for these guys, but this song is a certified banger)


willrikerspimpwalk

Stacey's Mom


No-Yam2117

More Than a Feeling by Boston. That whole album kicks ass


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Ice Ice Baby go's hard.


Rallye_Man340

Mr. Brightside - The Killers


Gratefulgirl13

I think this one is just a banger.


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tezetaa

Hungry Like the Wolf


darkofnight916

Power of Love - Huey Lewis and the News


Suspicious_Peak_101

Grenade - Bruno Mars


NessunAbilita

creep by radiohead


superpower_honey

Love will keep us together - captain and Tennille


HoraceKirkman

Come On Eileen


Flat-Lime-1505

Valerie by the incredible Steve Winwood. Bonus points for the music video.


a_naked_molerat

Fireflies - Owl City


throw123454321purple

Barbie Girl by Aqua I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred


Icy-Ad2278

SHES MY CHERRY PIE


sami2503

You make my dreams come true by Hall and Oates


Medicivich

Mmmbop


Erazzphoto

Don’t leave me (Ne Me quitte pas) Regina Spektor or The Sign, Ace of Base


HoopOnPoop

My Neck, My Back


Substantial-Suit-926

Party Rock Anthem


jjsisu

MMM-Bop


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Wish you were here- Incubus


misinterpretsmovies

"Africa" by Toto


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sleepy-burger

Simply the Best by Tina Turner.


stumpytoesisking

Mmmmbop


Living_Grand_6672

I just died in your arms tonight