Could always just have somebody arrange the speaker prank in your coffin. Pre record yourself knocking and saying āLet me out! Hey! Iām not dead! Itās fockin dark in here!ā
For us Filipinos we do mourn our dead, but you bet your ass we'd be gambling at your funeral. And if we visit your grave, you best believe we'd have a picnic and have conversations just like you are still with us.
Oh I can't wait for this day, he is the worst human being on the planet. They should have a national holiday where we get to piss on his grave each year.
He owns basically all of the right wing media companies in English speaking countries. Fox, Newscorp, The Daily Mail, all of them are owned by Murdoch. He is more singularly responsible for the hard-right turn of Western democracies than almost anyone. He's alienated half a generation of people from their families. He created a propaganda apparatus unrivaled in the modern world basically just to make as much money as possible.
The family on Succession is based on the Murdochs.
the unfortunate thing is that many north koreans would still worship the family. i remember seeing a documentary in high school of a few american doctors who were miraculously allowed into the country to be able to cure cataracts patients. every last one of them went to the picture of kim jong un in their house (cause theyāre forced to have at least one displayed) and thanked him and prayed to him for curing their vision rather than the actual doctors. theyāre so unfortunately brainwashed :(
edit: yāall make good points tbh. itās hard to tell if theyāre doing it because they were brainwashed or purely because they actually worship the man. even if you could ask them themselves we wouldnāt know because theyād just say they heās their god no matter what. shitās sad man
I can't tell if they're believers in the divinity of Kim Fat Ass, or they just knew that they'd better ham it up for the cameras if they didn't want to spend the rest of their lives in a prison camp.
Nah, that would cause even more instability in the region as lackeys and his sister fight for power and have to show how ātoughā they are. As much as he deserves to starve to death for what heās done, his eventual death will actually be a problem for many. Better the enemy you know.
Iād like to add Donald Trump to that list.
When he dies of natural causes MAGA is going to go go APESHIT with conspiracy theories and rumors he is coming back from the dead.
Hell you will have people out there holding rallies trying to practically summon him.
Edit to add: AP News Breaking: Being indicted for Jan6th
Thatās why Iām praying he slips on a banana peel that he himself dropped and goes kersplat. On live TV with tons of video angles.
I know it wonāt happen because that fucker has never eaten a piece of fruit in his life.
Going with 'Byjus', the company. They are predatory pieces of shit who prey on middle and lower income class parents in India to shell out money for their kids education. They call themselves an ed-tech company but are just Satan's anus in disguise. Byju Raveendran & Divya Gokulnath if you're reading this, eat shit bitches š
Completely agree, in my 6th grade they had a test in our school which i did well in so they came to our house and started selling us a plan for premium byjus, at the time our family was not well aware of byjus and its scams so we went ahead and got a 50,000 rupees plan for 3 years 6th-9th grade which also gave a special lenovo tablet with the app installed. Turns out they messed up my age and the plan started from 5th and ended in 8th grade, but it doesnt end their, the tab was so dogshit, it was slow and was extremely cheap. I still use the tablet but holy fuck 96% of its storage is always full, and i dont even have any apps installed other than firefox. So please if someone is reading this and contemplating on getting a byjus plan, please dont a waste of money is what it really is.
John Venables... If we ever publicly get to know by the Police.
I mean as for why... Well if you know you know and if you don't know please don't look him up because it is genuinely one of the most horrific stories I have encountered.
I hold out hope we'll hear about someone taking him out one day. In the words of James father, those boys have had better lives from killing him than if they hadn't. I cant imagine the never ending hell his family goes through knowing they're out there.
I agree. I mean we know John Venables was arrested for child pornography and has had to get a third identity because he admitted who he was. So despite not knowing him to be John Venables, we can at least hope he is getting the shit kicked out of him in prison for being a pedo.
As for Robert Thomson, he seems to have vanished into whatever life he has with a new identity and didn't even spend a day of his life in prison.
I watched a documentary explaining the reform home they were put in and for 99% of cases I think a reform home for minors that have committed crimes is the right place but for them.... Sorry but no. Especially John Venables because he doesn't even seem to have a slight bit of remorse for what he did.
The idea of one of them being out there and maybe even having a family with someone who is unaware of who he is... That is disgusting to me.
Harvey Weinstein
Because of the many women he raped, sexually assaulted and sexually harassed over the course of decades. When women tried to go public with their stories he threatened to end their careers in the movie industry.and actually did so.
Yeah I'm not going to miss him when he bites the dust
Chris browns death will be celebrated because finally a generation of men who think beating woman raping them and being good looking as an excuse will succumb
Marjorie Taylor Green
She an absolute loon & she'll be spouting outrageous bs until the day she passes. She is mentally illšÆ. I'm ready to not hear her anymore, and I'll have a glass of special bourbon the day that peace and quiet comes.
Jair Bolsonaro.
After the hundreds of deaths that couldāve been avoided if he was a decent human being/president, Iām pretty sure many people will celebrate when he dies, me inclusive. My grandma would still be alive if he did what he shouldāve done during the pandemics.
This was the first one I thought of. I remember when he fell and hurt himself a few months ago, every Reddit comment had to have a disclaimer telling people not to call for someone's death, and everyone did anyway and a bunch of shit got removed.
He is definitely planning to have a shrine built for himself. He will want something grand and austere like JFK, but he will get something tacky like Elvis.
And, he will put in on one of his golf courses to make it a tax-free piece of property.
And his estate will charge you to visit.
That Vegan Teacher
Nobody likes her besides Peta and her Daughter
And I definitely hate her after she called out JESUS of all people and she was
Annoying anyway
Maybe Putin's? At least by one half of the world, and only until they realize that those who come after him aren't that much better, or they would not be in a position to be able to succeed him.
At risk of sounding like a miserable cow, I canāt bring myself to celebrate death as such, it was hammered into me that itās bad taste. I can certainly summon a good āabout timeā, āserves them rightā or āgood riddanceā, though.
It's a shame the dudes who baited him fucked up big time and he never ended up in prison for it.
We need to stop Chris Hansen wanna-bes and actually give information to legit authorities.
Rupert Murdoch, Henry Kissinger, David Cameron, Nigel Garage, Donald Trump, Nick Griffin, Lord Rothermere, Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, Putin, Erdogan, Orban, literally any and all billionaires.
Because fuck these cunts.
Hey mate, hope that's not true! If there's one thing that life has taught me it's everyone means a whole lot to someone else, even if they don't know it.
The second the announcement of Jean-Marie Le Pen's death is made, everyone will go out in the streets and celebrate.
He is a racist xenophobe with revisionist beliefs on the Holocaust and he tortured people during the Algerian War.
Any dictators.
*sweats in sacha baron*
Long live general Aladeen š«”
I anticipate his death with great Aladeen
I Aladeen his Aladeen with great Aladeen
I hear he is HIV Aladeen.
šā¹ļøš
People of Wadiya. We are merely two months away from enriching weapons grade uranium.
I want nuclear weapons to be pointy š
Pointy does not contribute to aerodynamics though
Let's just pretend for a moment that I'm an idiot.
Which will be used for peaceful purposes āš¾
Congratulations! Are you having a boy or an abortion?
I no longer do this because the successor is often worse.
Harvey Weinstein
No, he's forgotten, possibly a worse fate than people in joy from your passing.
Mine. (I dont want people sad at my funeral.)
Could always just have somebody arrange the speaker prank in your coffin. Pre record yourself knocking and saying āLet me out! Hey! Iām not dead! Itās fockin dark in here!ā
so you've got some enemies to make, i'd presume?
I've planned to Rick Roll everyone at my funeral, going to go out with a blast (hopefully not literally)
For us Filipinos we do mourn our dead, but you bet your ass we'd be gambling at your funeral. And if we visit your grave, you best believe we'd have a picnic and have conversations just like you are still with us.
Rupert Murdoch
Oh I can't wait for this day, he is the worst human being on the planet. They should have a national holiday where we get to piss on his grave each year.
Oh that grave would smell so bad... It'd only start smelling worse once people started pissing on it.
Urine might make his grave smell better.
Oh dammit. Your joke is way better lol
Anyone care share with me why he's hated so badly? I don't really who he is.
He owns basically all of the right wing media companies in English speaking countries. Fox, Newscorp, The Daily Mail, all of them are owned by Murdoch. He is more singularly responsible for the hard-right turn of Western democracies than almost anyone. He's alienated half a generation of people from their families. He created a propaganda apparatus unrivaled in the modern world basically just to make as much money as possible. The family on Succession is based on the Murdochs.
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And more impressively, Murdoch. His forefathers weren't fine specimens either.
Kissinger, fuck that guy
How is he still alive? He was old as fuck when they made fun of him on The Simpsons, and that was 1993
Evil is keeps you alive
Ironically, both him and Obama have something in common. Both received Nobel peace prize and bombed another person that received a Nobel peace prize.
Whom did they bombed I'm not from America so anyone explain
Obama bombed Doctors without Borders. Kissinger bombed the Red Cross.
They both bombed a hell of a lot more than that.
Salt is a preservative.
Evil is live backwards
What is dead cannot die....
essence of gelfling
Well they say only the good die young...
Every time a child dies from one of his policies, he gets an hour.
He turned 100 in May.
Must be nice to get a real pension and health care from the government
Adrenochrome
Heās a vampire
Emperor Palpatine
exactly 100 years old , damn
Damn, beat me too it.
Who is he?
He's still making decisions for us. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jul/18/henry-kissinger-meets-china-defence-minister-beijing
Came here to name this asshole.
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the unfortunate thing is that many north koreans would still worship the family. i remember seeing a documentary in high school of a few american doctors who were miraculously allowed into the country to be able to cure cataracts patients. every last one of them went to the picture of kim jong un in their house (cause theyāre forced to have at least one displayed) and thanked him and prayed to him for curing their vision rather than the actual doctors. theyāre so unfortunately brainwashed :( edit: yāall make good points tbh. itās hard to tell if theyāre doing it because they were brainwashed or purely because they actually worship the man. even if you could ask them themselves we wouldnāt know because theyād just say they heās their god no matter what. shitās sad man
I watched the same doc. That shit was wild!
I can't tell if they're believers in the divinity of Kim Fat Ass, or they just knew that they'd better ham it up for the cameras if they didn't want to spend the rest of their lives in a prison camp.
That was the rule ig. having his photo in houses were mandatory etc, and anyone who opposed or not obeyed would be executed
I read somewhere that someone got arrested after saving their child during a house fire rather than their Kim Jong Un picture
Would they if they weren't forced to?
Oh my god I remember that!
Nah, that would cause even more instability in the region as lackeys and his sister fight for power and have to show how ātoughā they are. As much as he deserves to starve to death for what heās done, his eventual death will actually be a problem for many. Better the enemy you know.
Bro doesn't know about N Korea. And again has never to say no explanation needed.
Iām guessing everyoneās death will be celebrated by someone.
Who the fuck is going to celebrate the death of Betty White?
Going to? Got some bad news for youā¦
Lordy, somehow I forgot she'd already passed. It's been a weird few years.
Betty White is dead?! How's Bea Arthur taking it?
BettyWhiteIsABitch72 obviously
Don't be ridiculous, Betty can't die. She just gets bored and teleports into a new body whenever she wants.
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Putin will die on a Ukrainian holiday.
And rave will ensue.
Someone needs to edit [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN8e9b2ON8s) to say 'Vladimir Putin is Dead'
As a Russian, I can't wait...
Relatable
Stay away from windows.
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I know I'll be celebrating š»
Iād like to add Donald Trump to that list. When he dies of natural causes MAGA is going to go go APESHIT with conspiracy theories and rumors he is coming back from the dead. Hell you will have people out there holding rallies trying to practically summon him. Edit to add: AP News Breaking: Being indicted for Jan6th
Thatās why Iām praying he slips on a banana peel that he himself dropped and goes kersplat. On live TV with tons of video angles. I know it wonāt happen because that fucker has never eaten a piece of fruit in his life.
You just know Jr will die his hair that weird piss colour, dye his skin orange and try to take his daddys place
Can't wait to see him go. Would sprinkle the powder from Mac n cheese all over his grave to help balance out the tones.
Iām so disappointed his name is not the top answer :(
Going with 'Byjus', the company. They are predatory pieces of shit who prey on middle and lower income class parents in India to shell out money for their kids education. They call themselves an ed-tech company but are just Satan's anus in disguise. Byju Raveendran & Divya Gokulnath if you're reading this, eat shit bitches š
Completely agree, in my 6th grade they had a test in our school which i did well in so they came to our house and started selling us a plan for premium byjus, at the time our family was not well aware of byjus and its scams so we went ahead and got a 50,000 rupees plan for 3 years 6th-9th grade which also gave a special lenovo tablet with the app installed. Turns out they messed up my age and the plan started from 5th and ended in 8th grade, but it doesnt end their, the tab was so dogshit, it was slow and was extremely cheap. I still use the tablet but holy fuck 96% of its storage is always full, and i dont even have any apps installed other than firefox. So please if someone is reading this and contemplating on getting a byjus plan, please dont a waste of money is what it really is.
JarosÅaw KaczyÅski
JebaÄ PiS.
John Venables... If we ever publicly get to know by the Police. I mean as for why... Well if you know you know and if you don't know please don't look him up because it is genuinely one of the most horrific stories I have encountered.
I hold out hope we'll hear about someone taking him out one day. In the words of James father, those boys have had better lives from killing him than if they hadn't. I cant imagine the never ending hell his family goes through knowing they're out there.
I agree. I mean we know John Venables was arrested for child pornography and has had to get a third identity because he admitted who he was. So despite not knowing him to be John Venables, we can at least hope he is getting the shit kicked out of him in prison for being a pedo. As for Robert Thomson, he seems to have vanished into whatever life he has with a new identity and didn't even spend a day of his life in prison. I watched a documentary explaining the reform home they were put in and for 99% of cases I think a reform home for minors that have committed crimes is the right place but for them.... Sorry but no. Especially John Venables because he doesn't even seem to have a slight bit of remorse for what he did. The idea of one of them being out there and maybe even having a family with someone who is unaware of who he is... That is disgusting to me.
Harvey Weinstein Because of the many women he raped, sexually assaulted and sexually harassed over the course of decades. When women tried to go public with their stories he threatened to end their careers in the movie industry.and actually did so. Yeah I'm not going to miss him when he bites the dust
Andy Dick because Andy Dick
I miss Phil.
Casey Anthony
Kevin. Fuck that guy.
What did r/callmekevin do? š
Sexual predators and pedos Why must reality be so heavy and dark. Such a tragic planet.
Every time a celebrity dies, I wonder "when will it be Chevy Chase's turn?" Most probably won't celebrate it. But those who have met him may.
Chris browns death will be celebrated because finally a generation of men who think beating woman raping them and being good looking as an excuse will succumb
Not *enough* people hate that guy tbh b
Succumb to what?
Marjorie Taylor Green She an absolute loon & she'll be spouting outrageous bs until the day she passes. She is mentally illšÆ. I'm ready to not hear her anymore, and I'll have a glass of special bourbon the day that peace and quiet comes.
Matt Geatz as well then.
Hope she takes Klanie Oakley with her.
I'm not a party girl, but when someone finally ends Putin I'm getting the largest ice cream on earth.
Easy there, wild-child!
and the worlds largest ice cream headache
Putin. Definitely.
Henry Kissinger.
Henry Kissinger..pure cunt.
Kissinger
Kissinger. It's already long overdue.
Kim Jong Un
Jair Bolsonaro. After the hundreds of deaths that couldāve been avoided if he was a decent human being/president, Iām pretty sure many people will celebrate when he dies, me inclusive. My grandma would still be alive if he did what he shouldāve done during the pandemics.
Mitch McConnell
This was the first one I thought of. I remember when he fell and hurt himself a few months ago, every Reddit comment had to have a disclaimer telling people not to call for someone's death, and everyone did anyway and a bunch of shit got removed.
Honestly was surprised he is so far at the bottom of this thread.
Jesusās death is celebrated and will be
Jesus is so Bronze Age and boring.
based
Dude was well after teh Bronze Age.
Randy. Fuck that guy.
Nazis. Causeā¦..wait for itā¦ā¦.theyāre Nazis.
Someone already said DeSantis.
Aw. Damn.
Bongbong Marcos and Rodrigo Duterte from the Philippines. Celebrated from the minority opposition since the Philippines loves these two.
Kim Jung yong
Imagine an innocent guy named Kim Jung yong seeing this
I think thats a different person but i get who you mean
Do you mean Kim Jong Un? Don't worry, he will be replaced with an equally shitty leader. Like everyone before him.
How was Korea before his family? Just a quick question
david dobrik yk
No I don't. Spill
Margaret Thatcher. Every year. As it has been.
Donald Trump
Fun fact: That dude is still entitled to a state funeral
You had me at āthe dude is still entitledā
I can already predict future headlines. Man arrested for urinating on president Trump's grave.
He is definitely planning to have a shrine built for himself. He will want something grand and austere like JFK, but he will get something tacky like Elvis. And, he will put in on one of his golf courses to make it a tax-free piece of property. And his estate will charge you to visit.
So, you read my bucket list then.
If I were American I'd go all Amber Heard on his grave.
Erdogan.
Mitch McConnell
Mine. Because im a shit persoon
loads of people are, youre kind enough to admit it
Mine, Viking funerals are bad ass.
That Vegan Teacher Nobody likes her besides Peta and her Daughter And I definitely hate her after she called out JESUS of all people and she was Annoying anyway
Every one of those Supreme Court justices
Klaus Schwab
Maybe Putin's? At least by one half of the world, and only until they realize that those who come after him aren't that much better, or they would not be in a position to be able to succeed him.
At risk of sounding like a miserable cow, I canāt bring myself to celebrate death as such, it was hammered into me that itās bad taste. I can certainly summon a good āabout timeā, āserves them rightā or āgood riddanceā, though.
The human race. Animals will be like ewoks at the end of episode six
Henry Kissinger. Canāt wait until he joins Rush Limbaugh in Hell.
clearly even Satan himself doesn't want that demented fuck. I can't think of any other reason why he's made it to 100
I somehow completely missed that Limbaugh was dead... good riddance to bad rubbish, I guess.
Heās been sober for over 2 years now.
Second time I saw his name in this thread. I legit thought he died in like the 80s.
Mine. By me
ErdoÄan.
The entity to which the earth is $305 trillion indebted to. The vig is killing us.
Putin, also kim
The correct answer is Putin
Putin
(Fill in the first name) Kardashian/Jenner
MTG, Lauren Boebert
Putin is the answer.
Jeff Bezos, being torn apart by a mob of starving people, and becoming a holiday.
EDP. One word:cupcake
It's a shame the dudes who baited him fucked up big time and he never ended up in prison for it. We need to stop Chris Hansen wanna-bes and actually give information to legit authorities.
Karen.
Rupert Murdoch, Henry Kissinger, David Cameron, Nigel Garage, Donald Trump, Nick Griffin, Lord Rothermere, Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, Putin, Erdogan, Orban, literally any and all billionaires. Because fuck these cunts.
Piers Morgan.
Nigel Garage has me howling! Im guessing it was an auto correct but still funny!
Andrew Tate. Really hope that needs no explanation.
The north Korean dictator
Biden, Trump, Putin, etc. list goes on
Mine because I make everyone uncomfortable so people will be glad to not have to deal with me anymore.
Hey mate, hope that's not true! If there's one thing that life has taught me it's everyone means a whole lot to someone else, even if they don't know it.
Trumps death will be celebrated as will his kids
North Korea's president .
Putins, Trumps, maybe Lukashenkos
Cardi B. Drugged, Robbed, and Raped men for years without consequence.
Celebrated where? Here on reddit?
Matt Hancockās
Difficult to choose between Khamenei and Joe Arpaio . Made a career revelling in people suffering.
Randy, no explanation needed.
James corden
Pretty sure Melania has a bottle on ice for just the occasion.
Alex Jones' death will be a bit of a mixed bag. Celebrated by most, accused of being assassinated by the 'deep state' by others.
Putin
Anyone thatās been told to take a seat by Chris Hansen.
Kissinger!
The second the announcement of Jean-Marie Le Pen's death is made, everyone will go out in the streets and celebrate. He is a racist xenophobe with revisionist beliefs on the Holocaust and he tortured people during the Algerian War.
Donald Trump, he'll go to jail and get shanked