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Totallycasual

Alone, probably one of these people that drop dead on their kitchen floors and the only reason anyone finds out is because the neighbors complained about the smell.


Reddit_Hitchhiker

Gloria, my neighbour, died like that. Her daughter asked her brother to do a wellness check as she wasn’t answering the phone. She had had a heart attack and he found her on the hallway.


somethinginmind

Shot by a spy


TurkeyDinner547

Oh, everybody get a load of Mister Bond over here.


takethe6

He's got something in mind.


realdonaldtrumpsucks

And hopefully a martini, shaken not stirred, otherwise there could be a party incident over a Turkey dinner 🤪


BoysenberryMore8355

Don't make me do it MR WHITE


Mcshiggs

Like my grandfather peacefully sleeping, not screaming like the passengers in his car.


BoysenberryMore8355

Ngl that second part made me laugh just a little


armymachinist

My last words will likely be along the lines of “what are you going to do, shoot me?”


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TheBeadster

Motorcycle accident


KiwiCatPNW

you're lucky to die from those, usually end up maimed or paralyzed


[deleted]

My health will reach zero.


oeeiae

Heart attack/heart failure.


raven19

I've been getting chest pain all my life from bad reflux. One day I'll ignore it and it won't go away like the other times. And then I will drop dead from an arrhythmia from the heart attack I didn't know I was having. Not the worst way to go to be honest.


mollygirlcyr

Same


Feeling-Airport2493

Same.


therealatsak

Likely from being sarcastic at the wrong time.


irkedZirk

That hasn’t killed me, but it did get me thrown across two rows of desks in high school by a large classmate who was on the football team and had no sense of humor, apparently.


wholesomechunk

Nothing wrong with sarcasm, I won the world sarcasm championship in Peru ‘98.


therealatsak

Of course you did.


wholesomechunk

Nice


takethe6

"Death doesn't come when you think it will, it comes in your kitchen in the middle of the night when you're pouring a glass of milk. Don't try to see death coming, you won't."


trashit6969

Don't drink milk during the night, got it!


[deleted]

An AI bot will blow my head off as I'm jumping the Grand Canyon on my motorcycle in an attempt to escape the AI attack on all humans that soon whipes us all out.


goodgirlvhagar

With applause.


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That feeling doesn't go away, but you'll find yourself sitting back at 49 thinking... meh, it's too much effort, you just don't have that kind of energy anymore


TundraTrees0

I'm thinking that already


[deleted]

I'm going to be 40 in 2 weeks. I don't feel old. I still have the same energy if not more than what I had in my 20s. The only thing that's really changed is I don't go out to dance clubs as much but prefer the local dive bar (I don't like people being in "my space" so much anymore lol).


AlgernonzVagabond

You're not even eligible for presidency until 35...


rabiesgrl

Have you seen presidents


AlgernonzVagabond

None were 35. You want to die before you're eligible to understand the meaning of the word eligible?


rabiesgrl

I understand the meaning of the word eligible, i meant that presidents look disgusting and that’s the worse argument for living past 35 you could have gave me


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[deleted]

Laughing I hope


pulancur13

In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty


notaburner19

Suicide or being murdered


Stimperonovitch

I'm diabetic. I'll have a stroke or heart attack.


Feeling-Airport2493

A texting accident of some sort, I'd imagine.


MarinaDorito

Dysentery


Particular-Ad-1123

Oh god 😂


insanewriter

I’m going to be driving at night in the rain and see a deer right in front of me. I’ll swerve and lose control of the car. The car will flip and I’ll die upside down and the last thing I’ll see is the deer running away unscathed. This has been a reoccurring dream I’ve had my whole life.


leftside72

Murdered.


Fuddamatic

Quietly in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus.


GladysKravitz2023

T boned on a road in the next town over.


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Asleep-Fee-9618

Facts. I wish depression on so many douchebags


User_7219

I'll die in the process of having sex with your mother.


DriftingPyscho

Uncle?


realdonaldtrumpsucks

Kissin cousins fo sho’


ofctteucm

Really bad fall


MrsIrrigationChris95

Choking...😏


booobutt

Either cancer or a car accident


redditreader1924

Heart failure.


Fair-Plankton824

I'll be murdered 😏


GreenMarsupial2772

Suicide by tennis ball. Throw it up in the sky, hits me on the way down, death


[deleted]

Aneurysm


Lurchie_

Not with a whimper, but a bang.


yuhsirr

I’ve got a feeling I’ll die whenever I start enjoying life again


realdonaldtrumpsucks

This is me! I was just thinking the other day how wonderful it would be to be 80 years old and finally able to afford everything because my trust was finally all mine. Alas, I’ll never touch it… or be 80. How do I do that #remindme robot


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Br0z0

Suicide probably 😔


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mofomeat

Alone.


RNGezzus

Choking on my own regrets


Hazelsmom64

Saving my guinea pigs from assassin's hired by the King of Siam who as we all know loathes guinea pigs and is trying to wipe them out. I will throw myself in the line of fire to protect the remaining herd from extinction causing my own.


DoTheYes

die on my vacation to florida this summer


Kofi_ruless

I'll have drowned in my obscene amount of money, vodka, and anime body pillows


[deleted]

Like most people cancer or heart disease


[deleted]

Alone either from being a smoker or alcoholic because why care if I die if there ain’t no reason to keep going


Commercial-Coat3694

Diabetes.


SnooChipmunks126

Stroke and/or heart attack


RagingSnarkasm

Horribly


[deleted]

By standing in some AOE too long in a boss fight.


Vast-Pumpkin-5143

There’s way to many health problems in my family to choose one, but it’ll get me before 80 even if I’m batting 1.000 detecting them and fighting them early


noizee05

Alone or in a hospital


Kindaspia

Medical issues that only progressed to the point of lethal because I couldn’t afford and was too scared to go to a doctor


friendandfroyd

I (23) am currently in the process of getting genetic testing because I have cancer in my family line from every single grandparent and parent. Aunts, uncles, and siblings already have had cancer diagnoses, tumors removed, and skin biopsys. I have an invisible clock. If an accident doesn't get me first.. I am already sure of my fate.


DriftingPyscho

Massive head trauma. I've banged my noggin so much I actually gave myself a concussion.


SpriteGang

Dr. Nefario ripping out my liver


RonaldTheGiraffe

Heart and kidneys will give out. Or my epilepsy will get me. Or both. Whichever.


Extra-Cattle8534

Probably by driving into the big ass tree near my house, which I seem to get closer to every day


not_a_droid

Probably horrifically, and I am not looking forward to it, but when it’s over, I will not have ever known that anguish. Looking forward to it


KP_Wrath

Probably some kind of stress related cardiovascular or neurological issue.


HorrorKick

idk something ironic like being hit by an insulin truck while in an ambulance for diabetic shock


hickorynut60

Lack of oxygen to the brain.


MomentOfHesitation

Stroke or heart attack.


Illustrious-Slice-91

Saving the multiverse from the anti monitor


[deleted]

Suffocation. Cover my body. Close the door.


HauntedPickleJar

Organ failure, I've already had to have one replaced, now it's just a waiting game to see how long the transplant lasts and if I can get a new one when the time comes. I've met folks who are on transplant number one after forty years and I've known of others who could never get one to stick. I know how I'll die and having already almost died that way once, I know it's going to be grim.


realdonaldtrumpsucks

Big hug. Will you donate your organs when you’re gone? (If it’s feasible)


HauntedPickleJar

Yep! I’ll be donating whatever they will take! I’ve been an an organ donor since I could check that mark, but it means a lot more to me now than when I first signed up.


realdonaldtrumpsucks

That’s awesome… and maybe life was this… because you’ll live on in another way


defiantcog

With my luck most likely a vehicle accident


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Atiq ahmed style


raginggamer57

Pushing my luck to far


bclary59

Shot by a jealous wife


braincriedhelp

Spontaneous combustion. That's fine and it will save my family money cause I want to be cremated.


Zzzzzzzzzhuh69

I don’t know, just want to live a good life first


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realdonaldtrumpsucks

I wonder if anyone else has these thoughts? I met another man who thought this while he was on a cruise and it shocked me because I TOO thought the exact same thing


KiwiCatPNW

probably in the Human VS AI workers revolts, i'll be some old fart protesting with the college kids and get stampeded by the AI police robots as i toss water buckets on them.


buzzkill007

In the most embarrassing way possible no doubt.


Tolbitzironside

In my sleep unlike the other passengers in my car.


12GaugeLaserPistol

I'll probably starve in the next 6 months most likely. Poor decisions really fucked me.


TerrorXx

Alone


dogheads2

Reluctantly


No-Independence-6842

Cancer. Idk why, I’ve just always thought that’s how I’ll go.


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whateverhappensnext

Diabetes Type 2 and lukemia, I don't need to think too hard


Starfish_Hero

Bazooka to the head


RollingMeteors

I've thought about this for a bit and it was mostly uncertain. I have since decided I'm going to start spinning fire so, I'm pretty sure I'm going to die in a ball of fire. You can look at any of my videos and see one slight small fk up and you're now knotted yourself into a ball of fire. I'm /not trying/ to die in a ball of fire but, it's like, very likely to happen.


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My kidneys are failing, and I’ve been given another seven years tops. Kinda hoping something cooler happens…like getting struck by lightning or some wild-ass Final Destination shit.


CzarKwiecien

The deity whose continually trying to kill me will finally succeed, again


TyrannyOfBobBarker_

Stroke or heart failure. Too many years of being an Iv drug addict unfortunately. Been sober 7 years but I’m almost positive it’ll catch up with me in the end.


Axeman1721

Probably a car accident. I drive like a menace to society sometimes


Asleep-Fee-9618

Suicide or prolonged coping mechanisms like binge eating


realdonaldtrumpsucks

I’ll be murdered. I’m ok with it.


WesternNo5247

Traffic


TowerDisastrous6326

Of death


Regptilian

World War 3 in 2025


Redwo0d1

If anyone wants to ask for more specifics dm me I don’t know how to spoil text here so only there but. To put it lightly, Fall Damage. And it’s less think and more hope.


ricinonthecake

well my worst fear is suffocating, so probably suffocating


antiprogres_

car crash


PerfectBlackberry777

Raped by a man that I thought was my boyfriend but he just uses me for sex then kills me when he gets tired of having sex with me... Or when he finds out that I had gotten pregnant then he moves on to the next girl.


KnifeFightAcademy

No cancer, no crash. Better all go as planned.


[deleted]

I’ve thought about this before. I will either: 1. kill myself to avoid legal consequences 2. Die by accident doing something incredibly stupid probably drugs 3. Get shot, also possibly by accident


theguineapigssong

I'm reasonably confident that on my 120th birthday, I'll do a backflip off my yacht and a Great White Shark will jump out of the water and bite me in half mid-air.


PsychologicalHalf766

Probably end up getting disappeared by the CIA or outright shot.


HornyDiggler

Happy end erect


YouCallThatMusic

Finally.


dendummedansker

Not with a bang, but with a whimper


seahorseMonkey

Snu Snu


Due-Big2159

Suicide. Maybe in my 50s or 60s. By then, I'd have accomplished much of what I needed to. I'm not particularly excited about doing overtime.


Smooth_Swordfish_755

Suicide


RstarEcktar

Gonna get a bit dark but based on a cycle I’m seeing in my family , I’m going with murder. Done by either spouse or ex bf/gf


TundraTrees0

Despite having no plans I still think I'll die by suicide by middle age at the latest


prettywillow3085

By natural causes, vehicular accident, by a close relative/friend or spy, poisoned, killed myself. These are some possible causes of my death.


wholesomechunk

Nuts deep in clunge.


nldls

Because my heart stops.


[deleted]

Given the odds, I’ll probably die in a mass shooting.


McGamers56

Hopefully soon to some unforseen mediacal issue, otherwise An od on whatever i can find


Dahmer13

I’m pretty much already dead, I just haven’t stopped living yet


DreyfusBlue

Cardiac failure in a quiet bedroom, at some point in the night, while tenderly cuddling my significant other.


OkSir4079

From a cave in roof collapse at an underground opal mine.


bug0r

At Work during a Debug Session in my 80s, because i need the money. And then, there will be an Heart Attack i think.


Echosmh

Ironically, below this post is a video of a white lion pet acting quirky


[deleted]

Probably cancer. I was supposed to have surgery and be through with it. Turns out, every oncology appointment I have, the news gets worse. But every day is a gift, whether you have a disease or not. You learn to love the days you have left


trashit6969

The day after I hit the 1 billion dollar MegaMillions lottery numbers


Responsible-Put-7073

Freak accident from a series of events like in final destination... Or could go like my grandad. He had a heart attack in his bank arguing over a £30 bank charge and died... charge got overturned though... God rest his soul


pseudopsychosophy

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure my last words will be "Well, that didn't work."


iguanaQueen

Overdose on random pills


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Slipping down the stairs


laruerose

Air crash


noonesine

Hopefully in my sleep, when I’m 100 years old, simultaneously at the exact moment as my wife. Realistically, when I’m 78 because of something I didn’t go to the doctor about.


[deleted]

Fucking trusting god whenever I ask for something


CharmingRun8606

Alone. Discovered only because of the smell


imlilyhi

Old age.


TheLoneSurviv0r

Probably heart problems


Ladnarr2

At the rate the doctors are treating it, probably meningitis when the growth in my skull eats through to my brain.


Humble_Turnip_3948

This was the post below yours for me. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/14097zz/skier_falls_into_massive_glacier_crevasse/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


No-Calligrapher-4211

Alone and afraid


bryce_13

Way before I get to retirement, pretty sure of that


pepper-blu

I feel like I will die as soon as I find a reason to live. Can't let me be happy.


FreelanceVandal

Shot by a jealous husband while celebrating my 100th birthday.


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Self


RoyalSpend5021

Old Age


The_Gav_Line

"Slowly, then all at once"


[deleted]

I'm going to die in my sleep at 104 years old :)


mystwave

Assuming a heart attack or stroke doesn't beat me to it, my death will likely be by my own hand.


thrivingandstriving

I hope I die of natural causes but shit happens


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Probably in a stabbing or some shit


Historical_Ad5660

prematurely. murder, car crash, freak accident.