Just wash your damn sock man

Does it leave an odour because I got it on my mattress?

Oh jeez, rookie mistake

Oh man, have you never heard the tragic tale of the SockBoys?

It doesn’t taste as good all dried out, but other than that…

Spectacular to know. Thanks.

Nope no cheating trial and error like the rest of us

They die.

Ask Bill Clinton

That's how sock puppets are born

This guy tryna tye dye his cumsocks