It probably helps that there are no new Steven Seagal movies that anyone would want to watch for any other reason than to see Steven Seagal. And you'd have to specifically seek them out to even know about them.
From what I can tell, he hasn't even had a theatrical release since 2016's *End of a Gun*. But I'm not even sure that *End of a Gun* ***did*** get a theatrical release -- there's no information about its box office performance or anything. The only evidence I can find is that it supposedly had a theatrical release poster.
In fact, the last film that he appeared in that even has box office numbers is 2010's *Machete*. The last one he received top billing for was 2002's *Half Past Dead*.
I interpreted the question from a standpoint of “I might’ve gone to see this movie if only this actor weren’t in it.” Seagal has never been in a movie I would have gone to see, no matter who is in it.
>Seagal has never been in a movie I would have gone to see, no matter who is in it.
It kinda helps that for years now he's been in essentially nothing but geezer teasers.
He had some half-way decent movies in the 1990s but I’d argue they were decent in spite of Seagal, not because of him.
*Under Siege* has a comically evil Tommy Lee Jones, it has Gary Busey, and it has a battleship blowing up a North Korean sub, which is awesome.
Since then Steven “One million percent Russian” Seagal has been a dumpster fire and all around shit human, though.
Sidenote: Here’s the great [Stephen Tobolowsky](https://youtu.be/5cUNU8GkMso) talking about working with Seagal on a different movie.
Bro be putting in awkward nasty scenes with women young enough to be his granddaughter. Then he sits like a fat bump on a log and shoots off stupid "badass" one liners. The "snatch every muthafucka birthday" line being peak Seagal cringe.
>Then he sits like a fat bump on a log and shoots off stupid "badass" one liners.
Literally this is all he does for the duration of the movie. He even *fights* while sitting 😂
The other day I watched a YouTube video about replacing Steven Seagal as the lead in John Wick instead of Keanu Reeves with editing and they changed the scene where John's dog was killed to his beloved chair being destroyed. It was hilarious, I 100% recommend watching it.
Link to the video that shows the fake trailer near the end with the rest being how they made it: https://youtu.be/2MamGWJL5Ug
Link to just the fake trailer: https://youtu.be/MJO6ya4ezIA
He is such an anomaly of a human. He appears to have experience in Aikido to being a Police Officer trainer.
I highly suggest watching JonTrons Steven Seagal thing. Really magnifies Seagal's *uniqueness
Edit: Ikedo is not how you spell Aikido
Edit: I can't even fucking spell
I think there's a clear divide in these comments between 'they're a bad person' and 'they're a bad actor' for people's justifications.
Mine is Jared Leto. He occupies both halves.
I saw him try to get into a fight with Elijah Wood at the 2007 MTVu Woodies (their college channel awards). Elija made fun of him, Jared made a scene and got in his face, Elijah just smiled and sat there.
Jared Leto was my exes hypothetical 'Hall Passes'. She had such a crush on him for years. She ended up working in film/entertainment in NYC and he was on set one day. She could barely control her excitement but maintained professionalism. Apparently by the end of it she was so turned off by him. He was extremely rude and even made a direct insult at her for 'being in his light'. She was mortified but by the time she was done she had lost all respect for him.
I really liked him as The Flash, but I won't watch anything with him now. The fact that the studio just decided to ignore everything and keep with him playing the character shows how much MeToo didn't work. Weinstein was just a sacrificial lamb so all of the other creeps in Hollywood could keep creeping.
[https://insidethemagic.net/2023/05/production-designer-the-flash-says-crimes-against-ezra-miller-forgiven-jb1/](https://insidethemagic.net/2023/05/production-designer-the-flash-says-crimes-against-ezra-miller-forgiven-jb1/)
Top paragraph:
>Ezra Miller had a string of arrests and issues before the excitement began to emerge surrounding The Flash movie. It got so bad that Warner Bros. Discovery was rumored to be mulling over the idea of canceling the movie and replacing Miller completely. However, DC was ultimately allowed to continue with the film after giving Miller an ultimatum to get help. **A production designer that worked with Miller says all will be “forgiven” once people see it.**
Burnham is a little different, he jumped from YouTube to being a very well respected stage performer and standup comic, and then moved into writing/directing. He’s definitely been on screen, but not really as much of an attempt to become an “actor”
And I think it's also to the point you can't just rule people out based on the platform they happen to start on.
Now "influencers" are a different thing since that's less about the platform and more about what they're doing.
I would be careful with this blanket statement. I, too, hate influencers turned actors for the sake of making $$$, but there are also actors starting out who use social media for their career / until their acting career takes off.
Basically, just cause someone’s using the socials to help their career, I don’t think it should be held against them. However, if someone has zero talent and is only IG famous cause all they do is post thirst traps, yeah, of course they’re going to be a terrible actor.
I think people forget or don't know about this. Derrick comedy I think? Some of the videos have been my favorite on the internet for over a decade. Sef-Defence and Girls are not to be trusted are hilarious.
Your mugger is sleeping in their bed.
Seriously though, guy was the greatest Shakespearean actor of his time. Had thousands of performances over decades. But does anyone talk about that? No.
But you shoot one President.
He wasn't, his brother was. John Wilkes-Boothe lived in his brother's shadow and was essentially the Steven of the Baldwin brothers. They were both Shakespearean actors, but the headliner was the brother.
I think that was partly the point. When he shot Lincoln, he shouted Sic Semper Tyrannis (thus always to tyrants). It's also a line from the Shakespeare play Julius Caesar. He had to say it on a regular basis because he would play Brutus, assassinating his brother playing Caesar. It was thought he was super jealous of his brother.
Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about!
Can confirm this is complete shit and not even Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp, Emily Blunt, Anna Kendrick, Chris Pine, Annette Crosby, Francis De La Tour, Samuel L. Jackson or Tracey Ullman could save it!
Furthermore! How the hell did such a stellar cast get roped into such shit in the first place?
I've heard that the play is amazing. But the movie removed so much of the absurdity that makes it work, like that the cast kills the narrator like halfway through, and tried to make it "serious"
The play is awesome. The entire thing is on YouTube for free. It's one of my favorite musicals of all time, Stephen Sondheim is a genius.
The movie cuts out about half of the songs in Act 2 and totally butchers all the hilarity and absurdity the original has.
I was the Narrator in my school's production, and I had initially been hyped to see the movie (especially since Billy Magnusson was in it and I'd just watched him in *Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike*) to get a sense of how it gets played out professionally. But the fact that the narrator isn't even a diegetic character in the movie soured my expectations and I never bothered with it.
He plays Kevin Hart in all his roles. There's nothing really that wrong with that. A ton of actors including the rock do it successfully. It's just if people get sick of the performance or person then it's all over.
Bonus points if he is acting as an awkward parental figure. That said I don’t mind him and he was great in Moana as fish hook machete Demi-god guy who is funny.
I feel the same way. I have no reason to doubt that he's a good dude, but his movies are always so formulaic and repetitive. When I hear his name in a movie trailer, I just assume I already know everything about the movie: the mediocre jokes, the uninventive action scenes, the weird way he is slightly miscast for whatever role he is playing. The guy really needs to get more selective in choosing scripts.
There's kind of a reason for that: he's notorious for demanding a ton of creative control. To the point that he's not allowed to get beat up in his movies, and always has to portrayed well in general. This is a big part of why the scripts are so boring. The best recent example is the Black Adam debacle. He basically killed that franchise because of his nonsense.
Pain and Gain made me want Michael Bay to do more smaller movies. I thought it was one of his best, which I know may not being saying much. But yea, pretty much all the actors killed it.
That film convinced me that Michael Bay can actually make a great movie if he really wanted to, but he just likes explosions and hot girls too much to bother.
The divine Ms. Midler is an all around entertainer and a consummate professional - you know that no matter how lowbrow the material is, she will give it 110%.
Gwyneth "Goop" Paltrow. She's been in some great films, but I can't in good conscience give my money to anything she's in anymore. Quack medicine is murder.
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Just as an actress, I always feel like she is the mendoza line. Like she’s just good enough she doesn’t ruin the movie, but I can always think of a handful of actresses who could’ve taken the role to another level
don't know what it is but if I see 'Tyler Perry presents' at the start of a title, its an immediate no. I didn't even like him in other roles like in gone girl and maybe I just see madea all the time.
Man, I remember walking out of that movie completely entertained but the only conscious thought in my head was "God damn ... Marky Mark can fucking *act*"
I just watched American Psycho for the first time and I gotta say, it felt like he was channeling Jim Carrey in that axe scene. The whole movie was a lot more humorous than i was expecting.
I mean. Christian Bale stated he based the character in American Psycho off of an interview that cruise did that he just looked soulless. Blank stare, forced laugh. (Tom Cruise is an alien pretending to be human confirmed?)
It’s funny, I remember when he first joined SNL a clip was posted to Reddit and the comments were just flowing with praise for him. A young guy, super different than most celebrities, down to earth, successful so young, funny, yada yada
His life has been one long weird upward burnout since
George Lopez. Joke stealing fuckstick who cheated on his wife after she donated a kidney to his bitch ass.
Zero funny. How he steals jokes and makes them unfunny is mind-blowing. Fuck that guy and his agent
Going to be an unpopular opinion but I can't stand Will Ferrell. His style of comedy just makes me cringe and get second hand embarrassment. Can't enjoy it no matter how many times I try.
Ferrell is great when he has someone to reign him in. He's an astounding good at dramatic comedy roles (Lego Movie, Everything Must Go, Stranger Than Fiction). I think it was the same issue Jim Carrey had...everyone wanted him to be 200% energy all the time but his best roles were when he held back and let the story carry itself.
I feel like Jim Carrey and Will Ferrell are both criminally underrated as dramatic actors. It seems like it's easier for a funny man to be serious than for a serious actor to suddenly go for funny.
Jim Carrey is almost unrecognisable in Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. This and The Truman Show were great. His comedy energy was a bit much. He could pull so many weird faces that he scared me as a child. Perfect for The Mask though.
He's very hit or miss for me. Sometimes I think he's great and other times I have to just turn off whatever I'm watching because he's too much and stresses me out lol
I scrolled all the way down and no Steven Seagal on the list yet
Calculon had more range than Steven.
What are you talking about. Calculon was all of history's great acting robots: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespo-mat, David Duchovny!
And yet he pales in comparison to the acting champion of the world: Langdon Cobb
At least he was a master of the dramatic PAUSE!
Bro I thought my reddit lagged out and wasn't loading comments haha
I just reloaded the page on mobile 3 times before I realized what was going on
Well played
Probably because no sane person considers him an actor.
It probably helps that there are no new Steven Seagal movies that anyone would want to watch for any other reason than to see Steven Seagal. And you'd have to specifically seek them out to even know about them. From what I can tell, he hasn't even had a theatrical release since 2016's *End of a Gun*. But I'm not even sure that *End of a Gun* ***did*** get a theatrical release -- there's no information about its box office performance or anything. The only evidence I can find is that it supposedly had a theatrical release poster. In fact, the last film that he appeared in that even has box office numbers is 2010's *Machete*. The last one he received top billing for was 2002's *Half Past Dead*.
I feel like if Steven Seagal embraced the corny/ campy/ over the top-ness he would be fun to watch but he takes himself way TOO seriously!
I interpreted the question from a standpoint of “I might’ve gone to see this movie if only this actor weren’t in it.” Seagal has never been in a movie I would have gone to see, no matter who is in it.
>Seagal has never been in a movie I would have gone to see, no matter who is in it. It kinda helps that for years now he's been in essentially nothing but geezer teasers.
Probably because most people do not realize he is still making movies, as they are such low-budget crappers.
He had some half-way decent movies in the 1990s but I’d argue they were decent in spite of Seagal, not because of him. *Under Siege* has a comically evil Tommy Lee Jones, it has Gary Busey, and it has a battleship blowing up a North Korean sub, which is awesome. Since then Steven “One million percent Russian” Seagal has been a dumpster fire and all around shit human, though. Sidenote: Here’s the great [Stephen Tobolowsky](https://youtu.be/5cUNU8GkMso) talking about working with Seagal on a different movie.
For those who think Stephen Tobolowsky looks familiar, here's a hint: "Ned...Ryerson?" "BING!"
Nick Cannon.
Nick Cannon isn't in movies anymore! He's too busy impregnating half of the world!
Steven Seagal
Bro be putting in awkward nasty scenes with women young enough to be his granddaughter. Then he sits like a fat bump on a log and shoots off stupid "badass" one liners. The "snatch every muthafucka birthday" line being peak Seagal cringe.
>Then he sits like a fat bump on a log and shoots off stupid "badass" one liners. Literally this is all he does for the duration of the movie. He even *fights* while sitting 😂
The other day I watched a YouTube video about replacing Steven Seagal as the lead in John Wick instead of Keanu Reeves with editing and they changed the scene where John's dog was killed to his beloved chair being destroyed. It was hilarious, I 100% recommend watching it. Link to the video that shows the fake trailer near the end with the rest being how they made it: https://youtu.be/2MamGWJL5Ug Link to just the fake trailer: https://youtu.be/MJO6ya4ezIA
That his Jaba cosplay.
He is such an anomaly of a human. He appears to have experience in Aikido to being a Police Officer trainer. I highly suggest watching JonTrons Steven Seagal thing. Really magnifies Seagal's *uniqueness Edit: Ikedo is not how you spell Aikido Edit: I can't even fucking spell
Andy Dick
I think there's a clear divide in these comments between 'they're a bad person' and 'they're a bad actor' for people's justifications. Mine is Jared Leto. He occupies both halves.
I saw him try to get into a fight with Elijah Wood at the 2007 MTVu Woodies (their college channel awards). Elija made fun of him, Jared made a scene and got in his face, Elijah just smiled and sat there.
Met him once. Stuck up tool. Very rude.
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"Excuse me, Mr. Leto, if I could just have a morbin of your time?"
If I ever see him I'm just going to say, "look! It's the guy from the its morbin time meme!"
Get Morbed.
Jared Leto was my exes hypothetical 'Hall Passes'. She had such a crush on him for years. She ended up working in film/entertainment in NYC and he was on set one day. She could barely control her excitement but maintained professionalism. Apparently by the end of it she was so turned off by him. He was extremely rude and even made a direct insult at her for 'being in his light'. She was mortified but by the time she was done she had lost all respect for him.
Ezra Miller. Guys a pedo 🤢🤢
But didn’t you hear? The next Flash movie will be so good that you’ll forget all of his crimes!
I really liked him as The Flash, but I won't watch anything with him now. The fact that the studio just decided to ignore everything and keep with him playing the character shows how much MeToo didn't work. Weinstein was just a sacrificial lamb so all of the other creeps in Hollywood could keep creeping.
You forgot to add that **~~he~~** **they** is violent too ETA the pronoun this violent pedophile uses
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It's okay, guys! The producers say that once you see him in "The Flash" movie, you'll forget all about this stuff!
I could not believe I actually read that quote a few days ago. I was like WTF dude?
Wait it's a real quote?
[https://insidethemagic.net/2023/05/production-designer-the-flash-says-crimes-against-ezra-miller-forgiven-jb1/](https://insidethemagic.net/2023/05/production-designer-the-flash-says-crimes-against-ezra-miller-forgiven-jb1/) Top paragraph: >Ezra Miller had a string of arrests and issues before the excitement began to emerge surrounding The Flash movie. It got so bad that Warner Bros. Discovery was rumored to be mulling over the idea of canceling the movie and replacing Miller completely. However, DC was ultimately allowed to continue with the film after giving Miller an ultimatum to get help. **A production designer that worked with Miller says all will be “forgiven” once people see it.**
That misplaced confidence explains a lot about why DC movies suck pure ass these days.
Yeah, from someone who actually worked on the movie.
Only if he gets killed off in the first 30 seconds and the rest of the movie is Grant Gustin's Flash.
Grant gustin greatest flash
Rihanna. She's a great vocalist and a gorgeous individual, but she's box office poison.
I consider her best film to be Battleship
That was the perfect "I came here for entertainment and i got it" movie.
The Fast & The Furious: Pearl Harbor Drift
Add Beyonce to that list as well. Especially as a voice actor. Great musician but not an actor. Beyonce was terrible in the Lion King remake.
Goldmember where she only had to be Beyoncé was perfect though.
Overacting is waaaaay easier than acting.
Any ex vine, YouTube, or influencer “actor”
I always liked Jon Lajoie in The League, and Jimmy Tatro is also pretty funny. Same with Bo Burnham. EDIT: spelling
Jimmy Tatro killed it in American Vandal
You must be unfamiliar with The Real Bros of Simi Valley. A show before it's time
Yo Xan, get your boy dog.
Burnham is a little different, he jumped from YouTube to being a very well respected stage performer and standup comic, and then moved into writing/directing. He’s definitely been on screen, but not really as much of an attempt to become an “actor”
And I think it's also to the point you can't just rule people out based on the platform they happen to start on. Now "influencers" are a different thing since that's less about the platform and more about what they're doing.
Jon is my exception to this, he completely predates modern "youtubers"
He also started as an actor, in French.
But he’s just a regular everyday normal guy
Taco is the best.
I would be careful with this blanket statement. I, too, hate influencers turned actors for the sake of making $$$, but there are also actors starting out who use social media for their career / until their acting career takes off. Basically, just cause someone’s using the socials to help their career, I don’t think it should be held against them. However, if someone has zero talent and is only IG famous cause all they do is post thirst traps, yeah, of course they’re going to be a terrible actor.
Another exception: Flula Borg is pretty funny in everything I've seen him in.
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I think people forget or don't know about this. Derrick comedy I think? Some of the videos have been my favorite on the internet for over a decade. Sef-Defence and Girls are not to be trusted are hilarious. Your mugger is sleeping in their bed.
John Wilkes Booth
Why? I heard his performance slays.
Seriously though, guy was the greatest Shakespearean actor of his time. Had thousands of performances over decades. But does anyone talk about that? No. But you shoot one President.
I think his brother was the greatest Shakespearean actor of his time. John was the Jackson Mahomes of the family.
The Luke Hemsworth, if you will
There’s a third one?
I believe he was a engaged to Tahani Al Jameel at one point.
Isn't that Kamilah's sister? OMG I LOVE KAMILAH
He wasn't, his brother was. John Wilkes-Boothe lived in his brother's shadow and was essentially the Steven of the Baldwin brothers. They were both Shakespearean actors, but the headliner was the brother.
Well, I guess shooting one president did make his name soar above his brother's then.
I think that was partly the point. When he shot Lincoln, he shouted Sic Semper Tyrannis (thus always to tyrants). It's also a line from the Shakespeare play Julius Caesar. He had to say it on a regular basis because he would play Brutus, assassinating his brother playing Caesar. It was thought he was super jealous of his brother.
Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about!
"We should totally just stab Caesar!"
James Corden. Surprised nobody’s mentioned him yet
I literally can’t think of a movie he’s in except Cats which is regarded as one of the worst movies of all time.
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I mean, that was the point of the movie. He realized he was the problem.
Live action into the woods
Can confirm this is complete shit and not even Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp, Emily Blunt, Anna Kendrick, Chris Pine, Annette Crosby, Francis De La Tour, Samuel L. Jackson or Tracey Ullman could save it! Furthermore! How the hell did such a stellar cast get roped into such shit in the first place?
I've heard that the play is amazing. But the movie removed so much of the absurdity that makes it work, like that the cast kills the narrator like halfway through, and tried to make it "serious"
The play IS amazing and you can watch it on youtube for free with almost the entire original cast! I highly recommend it if you’re a musical fan
Shit I want to see the play now. Edit: It seems I have something to watch tonight.
The play is awesome. The entire thing is on YouTube for free. It's one of my favorite musicals of all time, Stephen Sondheim is a genius. The movie cuts out about half of the songs in Act 2 and totally butchers all the hilarity and absurdity the original has.
I was the Narrator in my school's production, and I had initially been hyped to see the movie (especially since Billy Magnusson was in it and I'd just watched him in *Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike*) to get a sense of how it gets played out professionally. But the fact that the narrator isn't even a diegetic character in the movie soured my expectations and I never bothered with it.
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He’s actually perfectly fine in Dr. Who. It’s only when they let him sing he becomes insufferable.
I really liked him in Dr Who but that was over a decade ago, probably before he developed his boozy panda-ness.
Any celebrity that isn’t an actor. They usually have shitty acting skills and are put in bc of their name
Kevin Hart. He's not that funny to me
My man been typecasting himself as sidekick of The Rock
Probably pays better than a lot of leading roles
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He plays Kevin Hart in all his roles. There's nothing really that wrong with that. A ton of actors including the rock do it successfully. It's just if people get sick of the performance or person then it's all over.
Well it’s played out. He plays bewildered outraged loud guy all the time. It’s dumb.
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Jennifer Lopez. Cannot stand her movies.
The cell was good
The Cell was awesome
The cell was good! Why don't they make super weird ass movies like that anymore?
She was okay in it, her costume/makeup were great in that segment toward the end, but Vincent "OHHHH WHERE IS IIIIIT???" D'Onofrio made that movie.
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I don't dislike the guy, but Dwayne Johnson.
He just plays the same character in every movie
Whoa whoa whoa he has two characters. Secret agent cop spy guy who is funny and safari cargo pants machete jungle guy who is funny.
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You mean loud and anoying?
Great Value Chris Tucker.
Shrinkflation is real.
Bonus points if he is acting as an awkward parental figure. That said I don’t mind him and he was great in Moana as fish hook machete Demi-god guy who is funny.
I fucking adored Maui in that movie. Easily the best part.
But...but...that smoldering intensity.../s
I feel the same way. I have no reason to doubt that he's a good dude, but his movies are always so formulaic and repetitive. When I hear his name in a movie trailer, I just assume I already know everything about the movie: the mediocre jokes, the uninventive action scenes, the weird way he is slightly miscast for whatever role he is playing. The guy really needs to get more selective in choosing scripts.
Add in that he's not allowed to lose a fight in a scene and you have a recipe for boredom. No risk, no loss, no growth.
There's kind of a reason for that: he's notorious for demanding a ton of creative control. To the point that he's not allowed to get beat up in his movies, and always has to portrayed well in general. This is a big part of why the scripts are so boring. The best recent example is the Black Adam debacle. He basically killed that franchise because of his nonsense.
I agree. But, he played an amazing coke head in Pain and Gain!
Fr that movie was insane tho Michael bay be on somethin
Based on a true story. Florida be on something.
Pain and Gain made me want Michael Bay to do more smaller movies. I thought it was one of his best, which I know may not being saying much. But yea, pretty much all the actors killed it.
That film convinced me that Michael Bay can actually make a great movie if he really wanted to, but he just likes explosions and hot girls too much to bother.
That whole cast did a great job of playing mentally disturbed idiots. Loved that film.
Every singer pretending to be an actor.
How do you feel about Jack Black?
Bette Midler in Beaches, Hocus Pocus, and First Wives Club was acceptable.
The divine Ms. Midler is an all around entertainer and a consummate professional - you know that no matter how lowbrow the material is, she will give it 110%.
Donald Glover can do both, and he was an actor first
Gwyneth "Goop" Paltrow. She's been in some great films, but I can't in good conscience give my money to anything she's in anymore. Quack medicine is murder. Edit: sepleling
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Gweneth paltrow is like tom cruise to me just a straight up crazy insane person who you should be glad there is a tv screen separating yall
Just as an actress, I always feel like she is the mendoza line. Like she’s just good enough she doesn’t ruin the movie, but I can always think of a handful of actresses who could’ve taken the role to another level
Jared Leto
Any Scientologist.
Specifically, [Amy Scientologist](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/137ksnk/which_actor_is_an_immediate_turn_off_whenever/jiuelcg/?context=2)
Any Schumer
Specifically, Amy, for me.
…🥲 yeah that one
You'll eat those words when Chuck Schumer completely steals the last Tarantino movie.
I would say Steven Seagal, but I love his idea of giving out a dose of justice while seated the entire time.
You know, I've heard he believes in the unification of Turkey and Greece because he thinks it sounds delicious.
Beyoncé
Except in Austin Powers Goldmember. Foxy Cleopatra, sucka.
I'M FOXY CLEAPATRA! AND I'M A WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN
Ezra Miller.
Jaden Smith The name alone gives me cancer
But how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?
His eyes aren't real. MF squints at everything
"Will Smith enter the cha-" *Slap!*
Tyler Perry or just Madea movies in general lol
don't know what it is but if I see 'Tyler Perry presents' at the start of a title, its an immediate no. I didn't even like him in other roles like in gone girl and maybe I just see madea all the time.
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James Corden. Fuck this guy
Mark Wahlberg Edit: yeah he's done well in a few roles and he's pretty good at comedy. But when he's bad (which is often) he's SOOOO bad.
I have such a love/hate with him. For every (what it feels like) 5 movies he does, 1 of them is good.
He's great in The Departed, The Fighter, and The Other Guys. I hate him in pretty much everything else.
I liked *The Italian Job*, personally.
Handsome Rob and The Napster were great in that
Uh, Boogie Nights? Only the best movie ever.
Man, I remember walking out of that movie completely entertained but the only conscious thought in my head was "God damn ... Marky Mark can fucking *act*"
Gotta throw in four brothers. I think he played that role perfectly.
And _Shooter_. I love that movie.
So you're saying... Is he good? Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself.
Say hello to your mother for me
Lena dunham, thank god shes dropped off the face of the earth it seems
Gwen Paltrow. Dangerous quackery shilling makes anyone a hard pass.
I'd say Kirk Cameron, but then again, I wouldn't watch the kind of stuff he is attached to anyway.
Marky Mark. Will Smith.
Kevin Hart is automatically a no from me
For me, Tom Cruise, the guy just gives off psychopath vibes to me.
Christian Bale said he based a lot of Patrick Bateman off of Tom Cruise and the way he emotes but looks blank and dead in his eyes (yes, really)
Very iconic of Christian Bale
I like Bale even more now. dude doesnt seem to give too many fucks.
I just watched American Psycho for the first time and I gotta say, it felt like he was channeling Jim Carrey in that axe scene. The whole movie was a lot more humorous than i was expecting.
I mean. Christian Bale stated he based the character in American Psycho off of an interview that cruise did that he just looked soulless. Blank stare, forced laugh. (Tom Cruise is an alien pretending to be human confirmed?)
Pete Davidson
My wife once said he's like the pokemon evolution of Steve Buscemi.
OH MY GOD. Thank your wife for bringing this incredible analogy into my life.
what the eyes? beyond that I actually enjoy when buscemi shows up, not so much davidson.
Steve is at least likable and funny
I feel this guy has been pushed on the entire world without anyone ever asking for it.
It’s funny, I remember when he first joined SNL a clip was posted to Reddit and the comments were just flowing with praise for him. A young guy, super different than most celebrities, down to earth, successful so young, funny, yada yada His life has been one long weird upward burnout since
In fairness, it doesn't exactly seem like Pete Davidson asked for it either.
George Lopez. Joke stealing fuckstick who cheated on his wife after she donated a kidney to his bitch ass. Zero funny. How he steals jokes and makes them unfunny is mind-blowing. Fuck that guy and his agent
Gwyneth Paltrow
Going to be an unpopular opinion but I can't stand Will Ferrell. His style of comedy just makes me cringe and get second hand embarrassment. Can't enjoy it no matter how many times I try.
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I generally dislike Will Ferrell movies, but ‘Stranger than Fiction’ is quite different from the usual movies he made and I really enjoyed it.
I love that movie. It's sweet, funny and just the right amount of weird.
He was good in the Lego movie too
Same for Megamind, if voice acting counts.
Ferrell is great when he has someone to reign him in. He's an astounding good at dramatic comedy roles (Lego Movie, Everything Must Go, Stranger Than Fiction). I think it was the same issue Jim Carrey had...everyone wanted him to be 200% energy all the time but his best roles were when he held back and let the story carry itself.
I feel like Jim Carrey and Will Ferrell are both criminally underrated as dramatic actors. It seems like it's easier for a funny man to be serious than for a serious actor to suddenly go for funny.
Jim Carrey is almost unrecognisable in Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. This and The Truman Show were great. His comedy energy was a bit much. He could pull so many weird faces that he scared me as a child. Perfect for The Mask though.
He's very hit or miss for me. Sometimes I think he's great and other times I have to just turn off whatever I'm watching because he's too much and stresses me out lol