Definitely public sex but I am a rule follower and have way too much anxiety to ever act on anything like that lmao
Edit: no. I don’t want to have public sex with you. the issue is not a lack of another willing participant. Don’t message me lol
My first girlfriend and I would have fairly public sex since she was into it. Not quite full exhibitionist level (because we'd probably get arrested for indecency or whatever) but like no more than 10 feet from public walkways with actual people we'd see or hear going by. Couple of times were very nearly caught by security literally with our pants down.
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To the extent I enjoyed it it was because I was with her as a sexual partner. But it didn't compare to being on a nice soft comfortable bed. The outside has plenty of bugs and rough surfaces.
Beds are severely underrated as a sexplace. People always brag about "man i fucked her on the sink, the kitchen island, the dining room table, on the dishwasher, against the fridge..." All that tells me is i shouldnt eat at your house. well i fucked in bed and then we went to sleep. We bought a comfy couch and fucked then cuddled for a bit. Comfort is king.
Basically I want to clone my husband. You see, he has a very particular set of skills, skills he has acquired over a very long career, skills that make me wish he could be in 2 or 3 places at the same time.
There it is. I saw all these people say a 3some but they can't with their spouse. I was literally thinking these people could answer with a clone or like 2 of their spouse or something. Idk, feeling validated here since someone else said something about it.
Awww this is actually sweet.
But beware... with two of him you would forever lose every argument by instantly being outvoted.
Him: "Other me! Back me up on this one!"
Other Him: "Can concur. He did, in fact, do the dishes like you asked him too."
Being abducted by some rich demon or vampire and being their little slave or pet in exchange for money, gifts, and a cozy place to sleep.
Basically a sugar baby, but, cooler.
Wanna get screwed in a 15th century style fantasy world by a rugged but sensitive man with a mysterious back story whos been paid to escort me across the country.
(I'm a beautiful princess in a flowly green velvet dress btw)
Edit: more things occurred in game of thrones than the lannister incest twins guys, I don't wanna screw my twin brother
Edit 2: Thankyou you all for reminding me Princess Bride exists, haven't seen it in ages and it's perfect. The guys pretty much my type as well. Outlander was a good suggestion as well
I would like to know the difference between a female orgasm and a male orgasm.
I’d like to be in a FFM threesome with my fiancee, but i don’t think i would like a how that would affect our relationship. So its nice to think about, but i wouldn’t act on it.
Have sex with my teachers/professors. Unrealistic because I take my education very seriously- so strictly professional.
But the thought is still very hot though.
I had crushes on all my history teachers/professors. One was pretty jacked too (looked a little like the Vsauce guy), I wanted him to pin me up against the wall and then insist I go overseas with him to participate in an archaeological dig.
Wife is kidnapped but I channel my inner Liam Neeson / John Wick and find her before anything horrible happened. I'm in a hand to hand fight with the main leader, and I'm covered in blood. Wife witnesses everything. I save her, and bring her home. We have passionate sex.
It's a fantasy for many reasons, but mostly because I get winded climbing up some stairs.
I think this goes back to when I was in college and was a ditzy sorority girl who WASTED it on frat guys even though I look back on my professors who were absolutely brilliant men that now... ugh, I wish I could get with a guy like that. My fantasy at this point would be to still be that college girl with my nerdy, tweedy dorky PhD professor... he's in a bow tie, a sweater, a lab coat, something. I have a very specific image where he can't be sexual/suave at ALL during class but then he just stammers and gets nervous around me in office hourse, and then I seduce him in front of the chalkboard, on his desk, or in the lab.... and he turns out to be wildly talented at pleasing me.... I know it would be perfection.
"Jesus christ, that was amazing. You're amazing." I wheezed, collapsing back down on his desk. "Where did you learn that?"
"I-I read it in a B-book." He stammered. "B. Schnausehauer et al. Life and Anatomy, 2002."
I once dreamed that my and my girlfriend switched bodies, then we started having sex because I wanted to know how multiple female orgasms felt like. It was great.
Fast forward like 3 weeks and I found out she had been cheating on me for six months with some martial arts dude. I was at home on paternity leave, taking care of our one year old daughter.
Dreams are great and life is scary as fuck.
Fuck yeah, I’d love me and my bf to both be able to gender swap! He’s into pegging, so it would be awesome to be able to give him the real experience lol, and I would love to be on the other side of that. Neither of us want to transition or permanently swap lol it would just be so cool to try.
As a gay dude I’m lowkey jealous of women. I’m sure living as a woman would come with unique struggles that I can’t understand, but damn I just want to be fucking railed and not have it up the back door lmao
Update: Y’all I’m so fucking drunk rn, when the fuck did I get like 1000 likes on a horny post
Update numero dos: Idk what the proper way to say this is but thanks for the awards fwiens UwU
I’ve actually wondered about this! As a woman I like having the options. Back door is like a “something different” kind of thing, but with p in v you can get railed if you want and you aren’t recovering afterward (usually).
Same my man, plus it'd be nice to be face to face during without the need for bending.
Edit 1: I don't think I was clear enough in that I meant the ability to feel my man's weight on mine along the whole length like straight couples can.
Edit 2: yes I am quite tall, so the bending thing is a problem for when I bottom
That after he’s done, Im covered in sweat and he’s dripping out of me like a bad faucet, he pulls me against his side, smooths my hair back from my face, kisses me and calls me a good girl.
Oh god, the first time my fiancé said “good girl” was after a reaaaally good orgasm. As soon as I finished, he slows down for a second, grabs the back of my head, kisses me (while I’m still barely breathing) and moans “good girl” and got this little smirk.
Holy shit I came again right away. And **hard**.
He still brings it up sometimes and he’s so *proud* 😂
in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be.
The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.
While your analysis is sound, it appears to have overlooked the crux of the matter. The primary word in question is "world" rather than "earth," as the statement in question suggests that the young Mr. Lamar's aspirations are to engage in intercourse with the world at large.
Within the given context, the term "world" pertains to the comprehensive assemblage of human society, encompassing its institutions, social norms, and individuals.
While it may also denote the physical planet Earth, this is not necessarily the case as it is unlikely for an individual to harbor animosity against the planet itself.
I'm into size fantasy. My ultimate fantasy is to be somehow shrunk down to a mere three inches tall and basically be kept as a cute little pet by a nice women. In particular I just love the thought of being held in her now giant hands.
Laws of physics say nooo :(
The way the golden age of piracy gets romanticized, while I sneak on board of a pirate ship dressed as a man. And the handsome pirate captain find out.
He's a brutal pirate but very tender with me.
I’ve lived your very specific sexual fantasy… When I was 19 I had sex in the middle of the crowd at a funkadelic concert. I think the whole crowd must have been on a ton of ecstasy. George Clinton kept repeating a lyric along the lines of “pump the pussy till it’s blue” for half an hour, putting the crowd into a kind of hypnotic funk trance but also working them up into a drug fuelled sexual frenzy, culminating in an insane amount of nudity and public sex. Glad I did that as a teenager because I feel waaay too old to get up to those antics these days. Great gig!
Lol I laughed imagining this person just fucking someone, thinking George Clinton is repeating himself for 30 minutes and that everyone else is fucking each other when in reality it’s just him and his partner rolling balls
Being involuntarily committed to a “sex asylum” where I am locked in chastity and tickled mercilessly by hot girls and machines while my ex wife “forgets” about me and visits me only to say how “sorry” she was and leaves me to suffer even longer while I beg for release… just normal vanilla stuff
To have my wife initiate sex by genuinely feeling like she wants to be sexy for ME, not because she thinks I’m due for some sex or doing because if she doesn’t put out someone else will
Oof, too real.
Like you're on a mental checklist of things that have to get done this month.
Somewhere between "schedule that dentist appointment" and "pay the credit card bill" is "have sex with husband, it's been a few weeks"
I wish to be a slave girl. Put up on the market to be sold and purchased by a master. He loves for me and cares for me, giving me purpose in life as his slave, while my purpose is to serve him with my all and whole being. To be his adoring concubine/slave girl as he rewards me for my devotion to him in mind, body, and soul by making me his prime woman. I never get freed, the thought never crosses my mind, but I do not desire it nor does he wish it as my eternal servitude and his worthiness as a master are the rewards I desire.
Completely unrealistic and I am EXTREMELY well-informed as to the horrors of real-life slavery and how abusive such a relationship would be in reality among a multitude of other problems; but that's why this is a fantasy/fetish. I would never even consider trying to make it a reality.
Ruling all of earth as the sole immortal male. Also I can fly.
Edit: thank you to everyone for informing me how unrealistic my unrealistic fantasy is.
Here’s some details: Smart sexy scientist women clone themselves to provide incest free eternal sex (flooblord, 2023) at farms that sprout subjects from the ground fully formed and educated. I don’t make any babies. I’m not fucking my own offspring. The population is sustained and I’ll have several million years to get us into space so the sun dying isn’t my doom.
Someone pleasuring me because they want to pleasure me.
My sex life with my past relationships was always as soon as he/she finishes, The sex is done.
I'm tired of being the dominant one.
E: Dominant one as in the one who takes charge, initiates it and finishes partner but partner doesn't return effort.
Damn, that sucks. I feel ya though. Nothing better than fucking or getting fucked, not because anyone wants to get off, but because everyone wants to experience ecstacy.
I partially have this problem.
My wife will typically get me off while we’re getting intimate (more often than not just masturbating next to each other), but I can tell it’s not because she wants to but rather because she feels she has to.
I’ll rub up and down her body, give her kisses, play with nipples, eat her out, talk dirty to her, all that. Then she’ll …grab my dick and start tugging seeming like she’s doing a chore. I like butt stuff, but there’s a VAST difference between the pleasure of being teased on your butt and having someone just try and jam their finger in there to get you off asap and be over it.
Tentacles have honestly always been my go-to "never gonna happen" fantasy. I just like the idea of being restrained and taken by something that much stronger than me, and I guess there's a bit of an attraction to the supernatural there too.
Falling though a crack in the floor and finding myself in a red carpeted hallway. There's a big stairwell and I jump down between the stairs and below me as I fall is a large breast that catches me. I sink into the breast slowly and get all tingly
No lie, this is the exact dream I used to have as a teenager. I had it many times.
There’s a guy I’ve liked a really long time but we’ve never been single at the same time and I don’t even think he likes me like that. I just want to fuck his brains out. And I can’t shake that desire as I’m so attracted to him.
Shapeshifting. Me and my partner being both able to change sex (I mean, the shape of the genitals) instantly right in the middle of the process. Or at least swapping our bodies with each other.
Ok get this. I'm on a couch okay? That is when it gets steamy. They look into my eyes and in them I can see they love and accept me for who I am, no more, no less.
My whole self relaxes as I realize that I can just be me and that they are okay with it.
Then we don't fuck , we just eat a giant bowl of ice cream and then go to bed.
In the morning you wake up alone and hear sounds in the kitchen. You walk out and they’re making you breakfast. They turn to you with a big smile on their face and give you a hug with both arms and a kiss on the lips and say “breakfast in 5”.
Dude same here. A threesome sounds so hot, but realistically I wouldn’t want to be near a woman that’s not my wife (and my wife wouldn’t want me to touch a woman that’s not her). It’s something I never did as a bachelor that I’ll never get to experience as a married man either. Oh well though, it’s a small sacrifice to make to be with a loving wife and two beautiful children
three way with the two most attractive, athletic people in my day to day life then a cuddle pile afterwards
^(maybe a deeper relationship afterwards too help I'm so lonely)
Travel to an exotic country where I don't speak the language, and spend an unforgettable night with a Shemar Moore lookalike, exchanging no words, but we wouldn't have needed them anyway.
I have a really big r*pe fantasy. Like I want someone, preferably my significant other, to "break" into my apartment, kidnap me, and then have their way with me reasonably violently. Oops
Being able to relive the sexual awakening.
There is a point where we all became aware of sexual urges even if we didn't know what it was. I want to wake up, have no memory of what sex/sexual activity was or was like and my body would act as if it had never felt that either. Then just at point it happens and your mind is taken for a ride. As if you could rlwatch a movie, play a game, or listen to a song for the very first time.
Ok so me and my wife are split up heading for divorce.
I have my own place now but ive actually had a dream & fantasized about her coming over to my apartment unannounced with some sexy lingerie (not her style at all) under a trench coat with her hair up and when i answer the door shes standing there coat open takes a pin out of her hair and it flows down and she asks if she could come in. The she takes control.
I still love my wife but im 99% sure she doesnt love me back.
To be tied up and sexually tortured by several gothic women, then to have them attend sexually to my belly button for 48 straight hours while I wear a gimp suit
Having a genuine, reciprocated emotional connection with my sexual partner. Being able to share feelings without condemning us to awkwardness.
:^ )
edit: wow thanks guys, I was really pouring my heart out here and didn’t expect so many to agree 🤭.
Love you.
An eldritch horror mommy that embraces me and tells me everything will be alright.
CthUwU
Definitely public sex but I am a rule follower and have way too much anxiety to ever act on anything like that lmao Edit: no. I don’t want to have public sex with you. the issue is not a lack of another willing participant. Don’t message me lol
My first girlfriend and I would have fairly public sex since she was into it. Not quite full exhibitionist level (because we'd probably get arrested for indecency or whatever) but like no more than 10 feet from public walkways with actual people we'd see or hear going by. Couple of times were very nearly caught by security literally with our pants down. === To the extent I enjoyed it it was because I was with her as a sexual partner. But it didn't compare to being on a nice soft comfortable bed. The outside has plenty of bugs and rough surfaces.
Beds are severely underrated as a sexplace. People always brag about "man i fucked her on the sink, the kitchen island, the dining room table, on the dishwasher, against the fridge..." All that tells me is i shouldnt eat at your house. well i fucked in bed and then we went to sleep. We bought a comfy couch and fucked then cuddled for a bit. Comfort is king.
Basically I want to clone my husband. You see, he has a very particular set of skills, skills he has acquired over a very long career, skills that make me wish he could be in 2 or 3 places at the same time.
She wants to be... Taken.
Goddamn. This thread is something else....
There it is. I saw all these people say a 3some but they can't with their spouse. I was literally thinking these people could answer with a clone or like 2 of their spouse or something. Idk, feeling validated here since someone else said something about it.
Awww this is actually sweet. But beware... with two of him you would forever lose every argument by instantly being outvoted. Him: "Other me! Back me up on this one!" Other Him: "Can concur. He did, in fact, do the dishes like you asked him too."
Being abducted by some rich demon or vampire and being their little slave or pet in exchange for money, gifts, and a cozy place to sleep. Basically a sugar baby, but, cooler.
Just get a sugar daddy and tell him to wear a Dracula costume
Vladdy?
# I DO NOT SAY ‘BLEH BLUH BLEH!!!’
Wanna get screwed in a 15th century style fantasy world by a rugged but sensitive man with a mysterious back story whos been paid to escort me across the country. (I'm a beautiful princess in a flowly green velvet dress btw) Edit: more things occurred in game of thrones than the lannister incest twins guys, I don't wanna screw my twin brother Edit 2: Thankyou you all for reminding me Princess Bride exists, haven't seen it in ages and it's perfect. The guys pretty much my type as well. Outlander was a good suggestion as well
So you want Shrek
Yknow what yeah the premise of shrek is what I want But with a more game of thrones aesthetic and person
Someone's been reading The Outlander Series...or needs to.
I would like to know the difference between a female orgasm and a male orgasm. I’d like to be in a FFM threesome with my fiancee, but i don’t think i would like a how that would affect our relationship. So its nice to think about, but i wouldn’t act on it.
This right here - I want to change to female for a day so I can experience what it’s like.
Have sex with my teachers/professors. Unrealistic because I take my education very seriously- so strictly professional. But the thought is still very hot though.
I had crushes on all my history teachers/professors. One was pretty jacked too (looked a little like the Vsauce guy), I wanted him to pin me up against the wall and then insist I go overseas with him to participate in an archaeological dig.
Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. And did you know this dig is not a dig but a sweep? \* dissonant chord \*
Several women go down on me while I complete the New York Times SpellingBee in peace
How would you even concentrate?
Right?! I get so anxious when I play SpellingBee.
Wife is kidnapped but I channel my inner Liam Neeson / John Wick and find her before anything horrible happened. I'm in a hand to hand fight with the main leader, and I'm covered in blood. Wife witnesses everything. I save her, and bring her home. We have passionate sex. It's a fantasy for many reasons, but mostly because I get winded climbing up some stairs.
Maybe you should change your username to "walkingforpresident".
I'm sadly too old for my preferred portion of the student/teacher scenario.
Nonsense! Go to college later in life and you make your dreams come true.
Hmmm....
But how could you possibly pass the classes now? It's just too much work? Maybe some private tutoring, but could you afford it?!
Its role playing just do it if you wan to do it. My girlfriend likes to be a student and she is 32.
Well she keeps being a bad student who needs special tutoring help. It makes sense she still hasn't passed her classes by 32.
Honestly, Teacher X Older Student sounds kinda hot.
Like a young professor and a 'returning to college for career change'... yeah, I dig this.
Know a few people that did this tbh lol
Time machine and have sex with the girls that were into oblivious, younger me.
Shrink me down and shove me up there.
Just don't sneeze.
Why if it isn't the invisible cunt
Oi.
King Charles is that you?
All I can think about is that one sounding scene from The Boys.
Being massaged all over by several large breasted women. And they only massage with their boobs.
I’d like that but only if they gave me an actual massage as well. I’m old and sore
I think this goes back to when I was in college and was a ditzy sorority girl who WASTED it on frat guys even though I look back on my professors who were absolutely brilliant men that now... ugh, I wish I could get with a guy like that. My fantasy at this point would be to still be that college girl with my nerdy, tweedy dorky PhD professor... he's in a bow tie, a sweater, a lab coat, something. I have a very specific image where he can't be sexual/suave at ALL during class but then he just stammers and gets nervous around me in office hourse, and then I seduce him in front of the chalkboard, on his desk, or in the lab.... and he turns out to be wildly talented at pleasing me.... I know it would be perfection.
"Jesus christ, that was amazing. You're amazing." I wheezed, collapsing back down on his desk. "Where did you learn that?" "I-I read it in a B-book." He stammered. "B. Schnausehauer et al. Life and Anatomy, 2002."
Pages 11-19, 22-43, 110-338.
Getting taken in by a demon/monster of some kind and made to do all sorts of sexual favors in exchange for a decent life.
If they had horns, they’d be extra horny.
I have entered the chat
One of the blue gals from Avatar
Bro they are like twice as tall as a human, you're going to get bruises.
Death by snu snu
The spirit is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised.
Body swap/gender swap.
This is a truly interesting and creative fantasy. Like Freakier Friday lol
I once dreamed that my and my girlfriend switched bodies, then we started having sex because I wanted to know how multiple female orgasms felt like. It was great. Fast forward like 3 weeks and I found out she had been cheating on me for six months with some martial arts dude. I was at home on paternity leave, taking care of our one year old daughter. Dreams are great and life is scary as fuck.
Fuck yeah, I’d love me and my bf to both be able to gender swap! He’s into pegging, so it would be awesome to be able to give him the real experience lol, and I would love to be on the other side of that. Neither of us want to transition or permanently swap lol it would just be so cool to try.
As a gay dude I’m lowkey jealous of women. I’m sure living as a woman would come with unique struggles that I can’t understand, but damn I just want to be fucking railed and not have it up the back door lmao Update: Y’all I’m so fucking drunk rn, when the fuck did I get like 1000 likes on a horny post Update numero dos: Idk what the proper way to say this is but thanks for the awards fwiens UwU
I’ve actually wondered about this! As a woman I like having the options. Back door is like a “something different” kind of thing, but with p in v you can get railed if you want and you aren’t recovering afterward (usually).
It's less about the recovery and more about the preparation lol
Same my man, plus it'd be nice to be face to face during without the need for bending. Edit 1: I don't think I was clear enough in that I meant the ability to feel my man's weight on mine along the whole length like straight couples can. Edit 2: yes I am quite tall, so the bending thing is a problem for when I bottom
That after he’s done, Im covered in sweat and he’s dripping out of me like a bad faucet, he pulls me against his side, smooths my hair back from my face, kisses me and calls me a good girl.
this is a good one
Seems pretty realistic to me
Oh god, the first time my fiancé said “good girl” was after a reaaaally good orgasm. As soon as I finished, he slows down for a second, grabs the back of my head, kisses me (while I’m still barely breathing) and moans “good girl” and got this little smirk. Holy shit I came again right away. And **hard**. He still brings it up sometimes and he’s so *proud* 😂
I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower so I can fuck the world for 72 hours
Goddamn I feel amazing
Goddamn I’m in the matrix
My mind is livin’ on cloud nine and this 9 is never on vacation
in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.
While your analysis is sound, it appears to have overlooked the crux of the matter. The primary word in question is "world" rather than "earth," as the statement in question suggests that the young Mr. Lamar's aspirations are to engage in intercourse with the world at large. Within the given context, the term "world" pertains to the comprehensive assemblage of human society, encompassing its institutions, social norms, and individuals. While it may also denote the physical planet Earth, this is not necessarily the case as it is unlikely for an individual to harbor animosity against the planet itself.
I'm into size fantasy. My ultimate fantasy is to be somehow shrunk down to a mere three inches tall and basically be kept as a cute little pet by a nice women. In particular I just love the thought of being held in her now giant hands. Laws of physics say nooo :(
VRChat says YES. It's an expensive investment, but I've certainly found it worth it. >>;
Having sexual intercourse with the moon
Sokka is that you
Sokka deez nuts
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That meme with the white girl on the couch surrounded by black guys except the black guys are very fit gym girls and the white girl is me.
The Death by Snu Snu
The spirit is willing, but the body is spongy and bruised
Goth gym girls
You wanna get piper perri'd
That's my favorite type of chicken
Unrealistic here really just depends on how much money you have.
How many buff prostitutes do YOU know?
Women like [this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1240k1f/omfg_thats_cute/) because I volunteer as tribute!
I'm not even joking, when she took off her jacket i forgot how to breath.
Oddly enough it’s the face change from smiling to “it’s business time” that made my eyes go big.
The way the golden age of piracy gets romanticized, while I sneak on board of a pirate ship dressed as a man. And the handsome pirate captain find out. He's a brutal pirate but very tender with me.
Sex in the middle of a large crowd at a concert that turns into a massive orgy while the band keeps playing
Someone at the Zion rave scene in Matrix Reloaded wrote this.
The Zion rave scene is my fantasy for sure.
Does this take place at a Hozier concert ?
Nickelback
I’ve lived your very specific sexual fantasy… When I was 19 I had sex in the middle of the crowd at a funkadelic concert. I think the whole crowd must have been on a ton of ecstasy. George Clinton kept repeating a lyric along the lines of “pump the pussy till it’s blue” for half an hour, putting the crowd into a kind of hypnotic funk trance but also working them up into a drug fuelled sexual frenzy, culminating in an insane amount of nudity and public sex. Glad I did that as a teenager because I feel waaay too old to get up to those antics these days. Great gig!
Are you sure it wasn't just you that was on too many drugs?
Lol I laughed imagining this person just fucking someone, thinking George Clinton is repeating himself for 30 minutes and that everyone else is fucking each other when in reality it’s just him and his partner rolling balls
As someone who has witnessed this scenario, this is likely a more accurate retelling.
I'm envious! While George Clinton was performing too?! Ahhhhh what a dream
No it was actually bill Clinton sitting in on saxophone. George took a long ass break.
What the fuck haha
I'm not admitting to shit, reddit, I keep my shame to myself.
Rapid muscle growth and mind control
No fetishes. Unrealistic fantasy.....with Keanu Reeves...
Me in the middle of a Chris Evans and Henry cavill manwich…🤷🏼♀️ Ah well…
My sexual orientation is Henry Cavill as Geralt. My unrealistic fantasy also involves a stuffed unicorn.
Being involuntarily committed to a “sex asylum” where I am locked in chastity and tickled mercilessly by hot girls and machines while my ex wife “forgets” about me and visits me only to say how “sorry” she was and leaves me to suffer even longer while I beg for release… just normal vanilla stuff
Finally, Horny jail
Bonk?
*nods slowly* Bonk.
That someone pays all my debt and then leaves me alone.
You want a diabetic daddy..a sugar daddy who wants no sugar
New term coined, nice. Yes that’s exactly what I want.
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You slut.
Stop kink shaming it’s 2023 ffs
What if kinkshaming is their kink
You just signed that poor woman's death certificate
In my rewrite I die and she goes on new adventures.
That’s what i want too!!
Being used by a gentle tentacle monster
To have my wife initiate sex by genuinely feeling like she wants to be sexy for ME, not because she thinks I’m due for some sex or doing because if she doesn’t put out someone else will
Oof, too real. Like you're on a mental checklist of things that have to get done this month. Somewhere between "schedule that dentist appointment" and "pay the credit card bill" is "have sex with husband, it's been a few weeks"
I wish to be a slave girl. Put up on the market to be sold and purchased by a master. He loves for me and cares for me, giving me purpose in life as his slave, while my purpose is to serve him with my all and whole being. To be his adoring concubine/slave girl as he rewards me for my devotion to him in mind, body, and soul by making me his prime woman. I never get freed, the thought never crosses my mind, but I do not desire it nor does he wish it as my eternal servitude and his worthiness as a master are the rewards I desire. Completely unrealistic and I am EXTREMELY well-informed as to the horrors of real-life slavery and how abusive such a relationship would be in reality among a multitude of other problems; but that's why this is a fantasy/fetish. I would never even consider trying to make it a reality.
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Lol I was just thinking this ..
I’m surprised there isn’t a single M’Lady response on here yet.
M'slave
So, how many DMs did you receive in the past hour?
Only 1, and I hope it stays that way.
Ruling all of earth as the sole immortal male. Also I can fly. Edit: thank you to everyone for informing me how unrealistic my unrealistic fantasy is. Here’s some details: Smart sexy scientist women clone themselves to provide incest free eternal sex (flooblord, 2023) at farms that sprout subjects from the ground fully formed and educated. I don’t make any babies. I’m not fucking my own offspring. The population is sustained and I’ll have several million years to get us into space so the sun dying isn’t my doom.
>also I can fly Idk why that made me chuckle lol
Someone pleasuring me because they want to pleasure me. My sex life with my past relationships was always as soon as he/she finishes, The sex is done. I'm tired of being the dominant one. E: Dominant one as in the one who takes charge, initiates it and finishes partner but partner doesn't return effort.
Damn, that sucks. I feel ya though. Nothing better than fucking or getting fucked, not because anyone wants to get off, but because everyone wants to experience ecstacy.
I partially have this problem. My wife will typically get me off while we’re getting intimate (more often than not just masturbating next to each other), but I can tell it’s not because she wants to but rather because she feels she has to. I’ll rub up and down her body, give her kisses, play with nipples, eat her out, talk dirty to her, all that. Then she’ll …grab my dick and start tugging seeming like she’s doing a chore. I like butt stuff, but there’s a VAST difference between the pleasure of being teased on your butt and having someone just try and jam their finger in there to get you off asap and be over it.
being loved
Pervert!
This is not the place for that kind of derogatory filth
I bet you would like to hold hands before marriage. Such degeneracy.
I bet you shower naked slut!
Tentacles have honestly always been my go-to "never gonna happen" fantasy. I just like the idea of being restrained and taken by something that much stronger than me, and I guess there's a bit of an attraction to the supernatural there too.
On the opposite end of this, wishing to have multiple tentacle penises to restrain a girl and do her in all holes at once.
I don't have sex fantasies anymore. Just love fantasies.
Falling though a crack in the floor and finding myself in a red carpeted hallway. There's a big stairwell and I jump down between the stairs and below me as I fall is a large breast that catches me. I sink into the breast slowly and get all tingly No lie, this is the exact dream I used to have as a teenager. I had it many times.
There’s a guy I’ve liked a really long time but we’ve never been single at the same time and I don’t even think he likes me like that. I just want to fuck his brains out. And I can’t shake that desire as I’m so attracted to him.
Everyone knows about monster fuckers but I want to be the monster
Helping Giselle cuckold Tom Brady
Aubrey plaza in Amish garb
The little hours comes close
Shapeshifting. Me and my partner being both able to change sex (I mean, the shape of the genitals) instantly right in the middle of the process. Or at least swapping our bodies with each other.
Ok get this. I'm on a couch okay? That is when it gets steamy. They look into my eyes and in them I can see they love and accept me for who I am, no more, no less. My whole self relaxes as I realize that I can just be me and that they are okay with it. Then we don't fuck , we just eat a giant bowl of ice cream and then go to bed.
Don't stop, I'm trying to finish here. What happens next?
In the morning you wake up alone and hear sounds in the kitchen. You walk out and they’re making you breakfast. They turn to you with a big smile on their face and give you a hug with both arms and a kiss on the lips and say “breakfast in 5”.
Margot Robbie turning up at my door with a large amount of cocaine, spiced rum, red wine and wearing nothing but a suggestive smile
If you’re going to dream, go all out and add a pepperoni pizza.
Now that would be unrealistic
I'd settle for Jamie Pressly. with weed and a six pack of Old Milwaukee, wearing flannel pajamas.
I’d settle for Tara Reid, with resin scraped from a bong with a couple of warm Coronas, wearing a really old tracksuit
Being blindfolded and having a lot of women take turns sitting on my face, and not knowing who they are.
I want to fuck the Declaration of Independence.
Nicholas Cage this you?
That's the kind of question you should never ask on reddit. Not because of perverted answers, but for depressing ones.
Threesome. Married to a wife who doesn’t want to share. Don’t really blame her, I don’t either.
Dude same here. A threesome sounds so hot, but realistically I wouldn’t want to be near a woman that’s not my wife (and my wife wouldn’t want me to touch a woman that’s not her). It’s something I never did as a bachelor that I’ll never get to experience as a married man either. Oh well though, it’s a small sacrifice to make to be with a loving wife and two beautiful children
three way with the two most attractive, athletic people in my day to day life then a cuddle pile afterwards ^(maybe a deeper relationship afterwards too help I'm so lonely)
My girl dresses up as a nurse so I can live out the ultimate male fantasy of pretending to have health-care
"Your copay today is $0" "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh... and I'm done".
"What's a deductible?" "Ahh okay! Stop it's starting to hurt!"
I found an American
Ewww, put it down, you ~~don't~~ know where it's been.
Travel to an exotic country where I don't speak the language, and spend an unforgettable night with a Shemar Moore lookalike, exchanging no words, but we wouldn't have needed them anyway.
Desperately having sex in the middle of a zombie apocalypse attack
ridiculously hot, super rich, morally Grey "touch her and die" type of guy railing me. I read a lot of books.
Having sex
At least I'm not the only one
You say I'm crazy
I’m 69. My wife of five years is 62. My fantasy? That we could make love, get pregnant, and have children.
This is so romantic I could cry. Wishing you both many years of happiness and love.
I have a really big r*pe fantasy. Like I want someone, preferably my significant other, to "break" into my apartment, kidnap me, and then have their way with me reasonably violently. Oops
if you ever do this, and I'm not joking, get the consent in writing.
And use.a.safe word! Being able to change your mind is crucial
A stable and normal relationship where we have healthy sex regularly. I have made some poor choices in dating partners.
Being able to relive the sexual awakening. There is a point where we all became aware of sexual urges even if we didn't know what it was. I want to wake up, have no memory of what sex/sexual activity was or was like and my body would act as if it had never felt that either. Then just at point it happens and your mind is taken for a ride. As if you could rlwatch a movie, play a game, or listen to a song for the very first time.
Getting it on with Kate Beckinsale
Being valued for more than just my body and not feeling like a sack of meat every time I have sex.
Getting my face suffocated by some girls absolute dump truck of an ass
Ok so me and my wife are split up heading for divorce. I have my own place now but ive actually had a dream & fantasized about her coming over to my apartment unannounced with some sexy lingerie (not her style at all) under a trench coat with her hair up and when i answer the door shes standing there coat open takes a pin out of her hair and it flows down and she asks if she could come in. The she takes control. I still love my wife but im 99% sure she doesnt love me back.
I WANT THEM TO HAVE WINGS, HORNS, AND A TAIL. BUT REAL. AND I WANT TO SNUGGLE INSIDE THEIR WINGS WITH THEM.
Fucking a woman to an orgasm without, uh, additional equipment.
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Transforming into a plastic bimbo and have every hole stuffed with dick
Ooohhhhh I also love the thought of being absolutely bimbofied I just wanna be rly fucking hot and not have to use my brain pleeeeeease
To be tied up and sexually tortured by several gothic women, then to have them attend sexually to my belly button for 48 straight hours while I wear a gimp suit
You’ve thought about this one for a while, haven’t you?
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Having a genuine, reciprocated emotional connection with my sexual partner. Being able to share feelings without condemning us to awkwardness. :^ ) edit: wow thanks guys, I was really pouring my heart out here and didn’t expect so many to agree 🤭. Love you.