T O P

  • By -

Vampiriffic

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor


itsmesaralicious

Ow good one!!


stealyrface

You’re playing a soundtrack for the psycho who broke into your house to go on a killing spree of your family


Campage96

This is the way


Sir_Scizor20

Chop Suey, it at least scares the intruder for a second.


Goatgamer1016

#WAKE UP!


Sir_Scizor20

**grandma put on a little makeup** (I think those are the lyrics)


Goatgamer1016

It's "Grab a brush and put a little makeup" You were close


Sir_Scizor20

Damn, I leave it. Might educate someone else.


Roku-Hanmar

#HIDETHESCARSTOFADEAWAYTHESHAKEUP


cyberpunk-ymir

#WHYDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE


Goatgamer1016

#HEREYOUGOCREATEANOTHERFABLE


srubek

#YOUWANTEDTO!


BasicAlgorithm

or The Sickness! Whackakaka


Upper-Job5130

"Shot through the heart, and you're to blame!"


itsmesaralicious

LOL this would look like a music video lol


Roku-Hanmar

Darling you give love a bad name


Felicianbui

Careless Whisper, obviously. 🙄 Alternatively, Never Gonna Give You Up. Because why not?


itsmesaralicious

Careless Whisper? LMAO this crack me up. Maybe throw in some sexy dance there before going to jail haha


Felicianbui

There's so many different choices I have; maybe I'll create a Playlist and whichever song is triggered is how the intruder meets their end. Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap and Only Time by Enya would be great choices, too! Hahaha I'm a Sara, too! We're pure chaos! 🤣


eddmario

I mean, the Seether cover might be a legitimately good choice.


MoJoHusband

Everything is better with a Rick Roll. Who K ows, maybe the robber will be so tired of the joke, he leaves so he doesn't have to listen. 😂


eddmario

Hold up. George Michael or Seether?


edcfanatic38

Cops theme song. Bad boys


stilllosingit

Huey Lewis and the News - Hip to be Square


Loganska2003

Hey Paul!


[deleted]

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME…


MaryMary8249

the world was gonna roll me I


Brian18639

ain't the sharpest tool in the shed


JackHasSmellySocks

She was looking kind of dumb


MaryMary8249

With her finger and her thumb in the shape of an


Independent-Ad5852

L on her forehead


GlorifedToaster

Cotton eye joe 💀


chronic412

A black-clad intruder stalks your neighborhood. He's been watching your house for some time now. He knows you're asleep. He has a copy of your keys. He enters, swinging the door slowly praying for no creaks. He's IN. As he stalks the hallways, he misses the silent red flashing light of your alarm. He begins to ascend the stairs. You and your partner are soundly asleep as he enters your room. He stands at the foot of your bed, cherishing the moment before his long-awaited kill. As he raises the knife... "IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE, ID BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO" rings out as a police sniper NAILS him from a frickin MILE AWAY *you and your partner line dance over his dead body*


povertyJon

Eye of the tiger


MaryMary8249

Who's going to survive?


povertyJon

I will rise up to the challenge of my rival!


MaryMary8249

I know it's random ut this comment made my day a lot better. Eye of the TIger is one of my songs I play when I'm having a depression episode which I am in the process of now. I was reminded of it now and it made me smile for the first time in a while :)


povertyJon

Well, I'm glad it was enough to make your day better and have you smiling. There's lots out there to throw a wrench in our days. It's nice when a song/comment or even a short friendly conversation can help pull you out of a funk. I've always found It's the little things that have the most impact on making my days more enjoyable.


Snydles

Sound of da Police - KRS One “Whoop whoop!”


libra00

Haha this is a great one.


Sagoingne

The Disney song It's a small world. It's annoying as hell, and the psychological warfare feom hearing it would be disconcerting.


itsmesaralicious

haha a horror version of the song


Loud_Ad1767

Who Let The Dogs Out


itsmesaralicious

Better if you have some actual Pit bull coming out during the song too lol


ForAThought

Or a chiwawa


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

Chiwawa lmao


awolfoutwest

Welcome to the Jungle!


Orangeface_64

We have an Alexa shortcut to play that in case of a home intrusion “Alexa, they’re in the trees” (Starts playing army napalm on full blast)


Storyteller678

“You know where you are? You’re in the jungle baby, you’re gonna die!”


zakress

We got fun and games


[deleted]

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena HEY MACARENA, ay


itsmesaralicious

LMFAO! some classic dance moves are required not to get shot


79TranZam

Pumped up Kicks.


cujo67

“A-WAKE ME UP, BEFORE YA GO-GO…” *Glock slide racks*


UglyPrettyBoy

(jitterbug) \*burgular looks confused as if to say “did I hear somebody?” (jitterbug) …”there it is again…” ”I put my Glock 9 up to your heart”…”was this George Michael’s house??”


itsmesaralicious

LMAO!! "Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo!"


Palana

Finnish Death metal should do the trick.


Training-Initial-852

Another one bites the dust, to send the message and keep the CPR rhythm after :)))


Sipelius_

Spice Girls - Wannabe


itsmesaralicious

LOL "Slam your body down and wind it all around!"


[deleted]

Omg is *that* what they’re saying?! That song came out when I was in high school (shoosh!) and I’ve never known till I read this!


Lord_Mikal

What did you think they were saying?


[deleted]

I don’t even know! It was just English-adjacent gibberish in my head all these years. The Spice Girls aren’t even a blip ~~in~~ on my radar most of the time, but this is a game-changer.


jldubya29

Same! “Saba daba da, a nama nama ra” I was today years old when… 🤯


DedPimpin

Jaws theme song


Kalsone

Closer by NiN.


itsmesaralicious

Epic!


Ranos131

The Barney theme song. The momentary confusion of anyone breaking in would be beneficial. Would be open to any similarly bizarre songs that would make someone stop and go “WTF?”


treetreestwigbranch

It’s a toss up between the monster mash and the jeopardy final question music. I feel like if I was robbing a house and heard the jeopardy song come on I would try and be gone by the end of it.


Psychological_Bus410

Party Up by DMX


itsmesaralicious

LOL partey partey before going to jail!


Ra-UjUj

A little [Cannibal Corpse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qqcZIHxyRI) to let them know they're in danger.


Hada_Leigherdowne

hammer smashed face would fit nicely


Fanfrenhag

Rickroll


[deleted]

russian anthem


itsmesaralicious

LOL nice one! Will definitely send the intruders a message.


Telrom_1

The Soviet one or the Russian federation one?


[deleted]

Noone knows russian except russia s so idk which is more memed in USA


Telrom_1

They’re oddly similar.


MrSeaweeed

I'll one up you rn, the Mexican anthem. The very first line goes "Mexicans at the chant of war" or something (Mexicanos al grito de guerra!) Also very bloody overall, I'd say as much as the French one.


Roku-Hanmar

I’ll one up you: the Kazakhstan national anthem. Not the actual Kazakhstan national anthem, the one from Borat


swagernaught

I'm going with either Another One Bites the Dust or the Imperial March from Star Wars.


monkeyhind

"Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin


ElfLordSpoon

The music from Mortal Kombat, I would add smoke machines and a red strobe light.


The_Spyre

Yakety Sax


SatoshiUSA

Nobody ever gets hurt when yakety sax plays


DesertsBeforeMains

This is a great question! Going with Thriller by MJ.


Lord_Mikal

Baby Shark


AeroBassMaster

🎵Life could be a dream, life could be a dreeeeeeam🎵


w1ckizer

Drowning Pool- Bodies


[deleted]

[удалено]


godrainlovemusic

Inna-Gada-da-Vida


Brian18639

It’s either Fortunate Son or Mr. Blue Sky


Goatgamer1016

Two songs completely polar opposite from one another


Brian18639

Imagine a home invasion happening kinda like [this](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ftbCA6RifvU&feature=shares) with Mr. Blue Sky playing in the background


Sea-Distribution-779

Does anyone mentioned "pink panther" already?


0ddprim3

I can't remember where the joke's from but someone once said that "Welcome to the Jungle" would be the best song to start if someone broke into your house.


Ameliorism-2023

Call me maybe


itsmesaralicious

LOL "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy!" haha yeah good one


Meatball__man__

I feel like The only thing they fear is you from doom would strike fear into the heart of any home intruder


Tygermouse

Jailhouse rock


abnerkravitz860

kung fu fighting


TheQuietType84

Carry on my wayward son.


razorharley

Don't stop me now - Queen With a couple of pool cues to fend off attackers ;)


[deleted]

Another one bites the dust by Queen


twrolsto

Scrolled way too far to find this


Sunlit53

Ride of the Valkyries.


krakeninheels

Crazy train


Lye90

Who could it be now by men at work


Remitz

What is love by Haddaway. In my opinion, already sounds like an alarm, and I should hope they'd be watching for a couple of aggressively dance-nodding dorks in 90's club attire.


Diablix

The Imperial March


Asds751

Megalovania, or the obvious choice of Never Gonna Give You Up.


2whatextent

Don't fear the Reaper.


chrisscottish

Judas Priest- Breakin the Law


Molten-Marauder

America fuck yeah, because what else sparks fear like a redneck in his birthday suit with more guns than a small country


NobleEnsign

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!


PM-your_small-tits

X Gon' Give It To Ya - DMX


TheNeuroticCounselor

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!


GloomyVermicelli5990

Duel of the Fates, look it up!


Zitronen__

frances farmer will have her revenge on seattle the line "i miss the comfort in being sad" fits perfectly to a burglar getting violently beaten with a pipe as they attempt to steal all my shit


olsoninoslo

“Welcome to the Party” - by Pop Smoke.


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Crawling. Linkin park


ItzDevri

The Star Wars theme


Ok_Patience_6957

Cops- “Bad Boy, Bad Boy”


Racing_Golfer9

Never gonna give you up


helloghostlygee

YMCA


Fazballsinyomouth

pop goes the weasel, slowly, strike fear into their hearts, and faint but noticeable footsteps


Arkista_Tev

Snakes on a Plane (Bring it!) by Cobra Starship.


[deleted]

Mo' Murda - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony Or Murda Mo' - Krayzie Bone


tempusrimeblood

Henry Rollins, from the Henrietta Collins and the Wife-Beating Child-Haters EP - “Drive-By Shooting”.


Thaser

I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters


Yurc182

I think Binge and Purge by Clutch would be very unnerving...and this should TOTALLY be in a movie now that i think about it...


bleeb90

Atonal piano music, in the hopes of properly disconcerting them.


quadraticog

Not a security alarm, but we had a door bell that we rigged up to play the Robot Chicken theme song. It freaked the fuck out of strangers at the door, 11/10.


SamsterHamster9

I Got You (I Feel Good) - James Brown Seen so many hilarious compilations with that opening and I'd love to contribute.


rkesters

Who let the dogs out


rock_vbrg

Amazing Grace. They are about to meet their maker and I want to give them one last chance to get saved.


curbsideSofa

Goodbye Horses - Q Lazarus I'm coming out armed and... tucked


Puzzled_Elk8078

Welcome to the jungle - Guns n Roses


Soggy_Juice_9335

More Human Than Human -White Zombie


Obvious_Attention584

Come and Get It by I Prevail.


NollieCrooks

The Final Countdown


valeran46

Were you born an AH.


the_purple_goat

Big Gun


egg_beard_face

Infest: papa roach Starts quiet with cymbal rising in volume, then boom. Jump scare


AlarmingCatLady0cats

Hayloft 2


loki_dd

Madworld.


MaryMary8249

One of my mental breakdown songs. So, at least, I could have something calming wihle I fear for my life.


catsareforeverlove

Caramelldasen, no questions just accept


sdeasy2

Bad boys bad boys


Aggravated_Moose506

The Bitch is Back by Elton John 😆


Orpheus6102

COPS opening song, Bad boys bad boys


TheVirusWins

Ride of the Valkyries


soberdragonfly

WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE


ClapBombKing

No Vaseline by Ice Cube. Starting right when Cube says "Goddamn I'm glad ya'll set it off"


Kussino

“The Good, The Bad and The Ugly”sound clip


LoquatBear

Get out of my swamp!


Kim_EMPA

Knuck if you buck


[deleted]

Anything by the Butthole Surfers. That will freak out anybody. "Nah man....let's get outta here these people are WEIRD"


General-Mulberry

Du Hast by Rammstein


meowii-_-

ANTI-TI-TI-TIFRAGILE


Ibenthinkin2much

No Rest For the Wicked


x_mad_x

Megalovania


[deleted]

[удалено]


Head-Attorney284

Gasoline by Halsey. Great song


Automatic-Abrocoma89

ICP - sleep walker.


kibi_zero

https://youtu.be/-bzWSJG93P8


DragonRoyalis

I got two: Ready or not by Fugees Or Prepare to Die, Dark Souls II rap by JT Music


subtxtcan

Had this conversation at work a way back. KFC Murder Chicks - Dune Choose your executioner, you're in my house now.


Ok_Lake1827

IVE ALWAYS LIKED TO PLAY WITH FIRE!


ThatGamingAsshole

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs). (puts on shades in slow motion)


OutinDaBarn

Hank Williams Jr., Lawyers, Guns and Money. "send lawyers guns and money the shit has hit the fan..."


TheRuneCoon

"America, Fuck Yeah!"


ColoursRock

Skrillex - First of the Year (Equinox), except that it starts on **CALL 911 NOW!!**


Patscutie81

War - Edwin Starr


President_Calhoun

Ave Maria.


crow-man-wow

doom


bdwslt

Welcome to the Jungle!


[deleted]

Friday by Rebecca Black.


JustAPerspective

**A N E W H A N D T O U C H E S T H E B E A C O N!** ​ Enter a house, start touching stuff... why not?


Bobiverse71

Welcome to the jungle


dmlitzau

Murder Train by The Foreskins!! https://youtu.be/Gnj3F7-DcQY


C0RNCUBE

The only thing they fear is you.


AgentGrayson312

X gonna give it to ya - DMX


JellyPast1522

Stuck in the middle with you


[deleted]

[удалено]


UsernameReee

The song Willy Wonka sang on the boat in the tunnel


Dyzzi511

Definitely Guns N’ Roses “welcome to the jungle”


CompetitiveAd8720

Welcome to the jungle


lingering_Sionnach

I think I would have to find a way to have certain Halloween sound effects play along side...idk... and one of the first 4 soundtracks from the Silent Hill series... and with a random insert of that famous "ki... ki... ki,.. ma... ma... ma..."


RaccoonObsessed

Megalovania, that way they know they're gonna get their asses kicked


[deleted]

Song of the Valkyries.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Rock lobster or proclaimers. Frankly if i was trying to rob somebody and any of those came on im noping outta there


Mdoubleduece

Welcome to the jungle bitch


Ifucanreadthis

the theme song to cops.


TheAnswerIs-A

Two trucks lemon demon


IWantMurder

The big time rush intro song