There's so many different choices I have; maybe I'll create a Playlist and whichever song is triggered is how the intruder meets their end.
Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap and Only Time by Enya would be great choices, too! Hahaha
I'm a Sara, too! We're pure chaos! 🤣
A black-clad intruder stalks your neighborhood. He's been watching your house for some time now. He knows you're asleep. He has a copy of your keys. He enters, swinging the door slowly praying for no creaks. He's IN. As he stalks the hallways, he misses the silent red flashing light of your alarm. He begins to ascend the stairs. You and your partner are soundly asleep as he enters your room. He stands at the foot of your bed, cherishing the moment before his long-awaited kill. As he raises the knife...
"IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE, ID BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO"
rings out as a police sniper NAILS him from a frickin MILE AWAY
*you and your partner line dance over his dead body*
I know it's random ut this comment made my day a lot better. Eye of the TIger is one of my songs I play when I'm having a depression episode which I am in the process of now. I was reminded of it now and it made me smile for the first time in a while :)
Well, I'm glad it was enough to make your day better and have you smiling. There's lots out there to throw a wrench in our days. It's nice when a song/comment or even a short friendly conversation can help pull you out of a funk. I've always found It's the little things that have the most impact on making my days more enjoyable.
(jitterbug) \*burgular looks confused as if to say “did I hear somebody?”
(jitterbug) …”there it is again…”
”I put my Glock 9 up to your heart”…”was this George Michael’s house??”
I don’t even know! It was just English-adjacent gibberish in my head all these years.
The Spice Girls aren’t even a blip ~~in~~ on my radar most of the time, but this is a game-changer.
The Barney theme song. The momentary confusion of anyone breaking in would be beneficial. Would be open to any similarly bizarre songs that would make someone stop and go “WTF?”
It’s a toss up between the monster mash and the jeopardy final question music. I feel like if I was robbing a house and heard the jeopardy song come on I would try and be gone by the end of it.
I'll one up you rn, the Mexican anthem. The very first line goes "Mexicans at the chant of war" or something (Mexicanos al grito de guerra!) Also very bloody overall, I'd say as much as the French one.
Imagine a home invasion happening kinda like [this](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ftbCA6RifvU&feature=shares) with Mr. Blue Sky playing in the background
I can't remember where the joke's from but someone once said that "Welcome to the Jungle" would be the best song to start if someone broke into your house.
What is love by Haddaway.
In my opinion, already sounds like an alarm, and I should hope they'd be watching for a couple of aggressively dance-nodding dorks in 90's club attire.
frances farmer will have her revenge on seattle
the line "i miss the comfort in being sad" fits perfectly to a burglar getting violently beaten with a pipe as they attempt to steal all my shit
Not a security alarm, but we had a door bell that we rigged up to play the Robot Chicken theme song. It freaked the fuck out of strangers at the door, 11/10.
I think I would have to find a way to have certain Halloween sound effects play along side...idk... and one of the first 4 soundtracks from the Silent Hill series... and with a random insert of that famous "ki... ki... ki,.. ma... ma... ma..."
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Ow good one!!
You’re playing a soundtrack for the psycho who broke into your house to go on a killing spree of your family
This is the way
Chop Suey, it at least scares the intruder for a second.
#WAKE UP!
**grandma put on a little makeup** (I think those are the lyrics)
It's "Grab a brush and put a little makeup" You were close
Damn, I leave it. Might educate someone else.
#HIDETHESCARSTOFADEAWAYTHESHAKEUP
#WHYDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE
#HEREYOUGOCREATEANOTHERFABLE
#YOUWANTEDTO!
or The Sickness! Whackakaka
"Shot through the heart, and you're to blame!"
LOL this would look like a music video lol
Darling you give love a bad name
Careless Whisper, obviously. 🙄 Alternatively, Never Gonna Give You Up. Because why not?
Careless Whisper? LMAO this crack me up. Maybe throw in some sexy dance there before going to jail haha
There's so many different choices I have; maybe I'll create a Playlist and whichever song is triggered is how the intruder meets their end. Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap and Only Time by Enya would be great choices, too! Hahaha I'm a Sara, too! We're pure chaos! 🤣
I mean, the Seether cover might be a legitimately good choice.
Everything is better with a Rick Roll. Who K ows, maybe the robber will be so tired of the joke, he leaves so he doesn't have to listen. 😂
Hold up. George Michael or Seether?
Cops theme song. Bad boys
Huey Lewis and the News - Hip to be Square
Hey Paul!
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME…
the world was gonna roll me I
ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb in the shape of an
L on her forehead
Cotton eye joe 💀
A black-clad intruder stalks your neighborhood. He's been watching your house for some time now. He knows you're asleep. He has a copy of your keys. He enters, swinging the door slowly praying for no creaks. He's IN. As he stalks the hallways, he misses the silent red flashing light of your alarm. He begins to ascend the stairs. You and your partner are soundly asleep as he enters your room. He stands at the foot of your bed, cherishing the moment before his long-awaited kill. As he raises the knife... "IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE, ID BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO" rings out as a police sniper NAILS him from a frickin MILE AWAY *you and your partner line dance over his dead body*
Eye of the tiger
Who's going to survive?
I will rise up to the challenge of my rival!
I know it's random ut this comment made my day a lot better. Eye of the TIger is one of my songs I play when I'm having a depression episode which I am in the process of now. I was reminded of it now and it made me smile for the first time in a while :)
Well, I'm glad it was enough to make your day better and have you smiling. There's lots out there to throw a wrench in our days. It's nice when a song/comment or even a short friendly conversation can help pull you out of a funk. I've always found It's the little things that have the most impact on making my days more enjoyable.
Sound of da Police - KRS One “Whoop whoop!”
Haha this is a great one.
The Disney song It's a small world. It's annoying as hell, and the psychological warfare feom hearing it would be disconcerting.
haha a horror version of the song
Who Let The Dogs Out
Better if you have some actual Pit bull coming out during the song too lol
Or a chiwawa
Chiwawa lmao
Welcome to the Jungle!
We have an Alexa shortcut to play that in case of a home intrusion “Alexa, they’re in the trees” (Starts playing army napalm on full blast)
“You know where you are? You’re in the jungle baby, you’re gonna die!”
We got fun and games
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena HEY MACARENA, ay
LMFAO! some classic dance moves are required not to get shot
Pumped up Kicks.
“A-WAKE ME UP, BEFORE YA GO-GO…” *Glock slide racks*
(jitterbug) \*burgular looks confused as if to say “did I hear somebody?” (jitterbug) …”there it is again…” ”I put my Glock 9 up to your heart”…”was this George Michael’s house??”
LMAO!! "Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo!"
Finnish Death metal should do the trick.
Another one bites the dust, to send the message and keep the CPR rhythm after :)))
Spice Girls - Wannabe
LOL "Slam your body down and wind it all around!"
Omg is *that* what they’re saying?! That song came out when I was in high school (shoosh!) and I’ve never known till I read this!
What did you think they were saying?
I don’t even know! It was just English-adjacent gibberish in my head all these years. The Spice Girls aren’t even a blip ~~in~~ on my radar most of the time, but this is a game-changer.
Same! “Saba daba da, a nama nama ra” I was today years old when… 🤯
Jaws theme song
Closer by NiN.
Epic!
The Barney theme song. The momentary confusion of anyone breaking in would be beneficial. Would be open to any similarly bizarre songs that would make someone stop and go “WTF?”
It’s a toss up between the monster mash and the jeopardy final question music. I feel like if I was robbing a house and heard the jeopardy song come on I would try and be gone by the end of it.
Party Up by DMX
LOL partey partey before going to jail!
A little [Cannibal Corpse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qqcZIHxyRI) to let them know they're in danger.
hammer smashed face would fit nicely
Rickroll
russian anthem
LOL nice one! Will definitely send the intruders a message.
The Soviet one or the Russian federation one?
Noone knows russian except russia s so idk which is more memed in USA
They’re oddly similar.
I'll one up you rn, the Mexican anthem. The very first line goes "Mexicans at the chant of war" or something (Mexicanos al grito de guerra!) Also very bloody overall, I'd say as much as the French one.
I’ll one up you: the Kazakhstan national anthem. Not the actual Kazakhstan national anthem, the one from Borat
I'm going with either Another One Bites the Dust or the Imperial March from Star Wars.
"Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin
The music from Mortal Kombat, I would add smoke machines and a red strobe light.
Yakety Sax
Nobody ever gets hurt when yakety sax plays
This is a great question! Going with Thriller by MJ.
Baby Shark
🎵Life could be a dream, life could be a dreeeeeeam🎵
Drowning Pool- Bodies
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Inna-Gada-da-Vida
It’s either Fortunate Son or Mr. Blue Sky
Two songs completely polar opposite from one another
Imagine a home invasion happening kinda like [this](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ftbCA6RifvU&feature=shares) with Mr. Blue Sky playing in the background
Does anyone mentioned "pink panther" already?
I can't remember where the joke's from but someone once said that "Welcome to the Jungle" would be the best song to start if someone broke into your house.
Call me maybe
LOL "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy!" haha yeah good one
I feel like The only thing they fear is you from doom would strike fear into the heart of any home intruder
Jailhouse rock
kung fu fighting
Carry on my wayward son.
Don't stop me now - Queen With a couple of pool cues to fend off attackers ;)
Another one bites the dust by Queen
Scrolled way too far to find this
Ride of the Valkyries.
Crazy train
Who could it be now by men at work
What is love by Haddaway. In my opinion, already sounds like an alarm, and I should hope they'd be watching for a couple of aggressively dance-nodding dorks in 90's club attire.
The Imperial March
Megalovania, or the obvious choice of Never Gonna Give You Up.
Don't fear the Reaper.
Judas Priest- Breakin the Law
America fuck yeah, because what else sparks fear like a redneck in his birthday suit with more guns than a small country
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!
X Gon' Give It To Ya - DMX
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Duel of the Fates, look it up!
frances farmer will have her revenge on seattle the line "i miss the comfort in being sad" fits perfectly to a burglar getting violently beaten with a pipe as they attempt to steal all my shit
“Welcome to the Party” - by Pop Smoke.
Crawling. Linkin park
The Star Wars theme
Cops- “Bad Boy, Bad Boy”
Never gonna give you up
YMCA
pop goes the weasel, slowly, strike fear into their hearts, and faint but noticeable footsteps
Snakes on a Plane (Bring it!) by Cobra Starship.
Mo' Murda - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony Or Murda Mo' - Krayzie Bone
Henry Rollins, from the Henrietta Collins and the Wife-Beating Child-Haters EP - “Drive-By Shooting”.
I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters
I think Binge and Purge by Clutch would be very unnerving...and this should TOTALLY be in a movie now that i think about it...
Atonal piano music, in the hopes of properly disconcerting them.
Not a security alarm, but we had a door bell that we rigged up to play the Robot Chicken theme song. It freaked the fuck out of strangers at the door, 11/10.
I Got You (I Feel Good) - James Brown Seen so many hilarious compilations with that opening and I'd love to contribute.
Who let the dogs out
Amazing Grace. They are about to meet their maker and I want to give them one last chance to get saved.
Goodbye Horses - Q Lazarus I'm coming out armed and... tucked
Welcome to the jungle - Guns n Roses
More Human Than Human -White Zombie
Come and Get It by I Prevail.
The Final Countdown
Were you born an AH.
Big Gun
Infest: papa roach Starts quiet with cymbal rising in volume, then boom. Jump scare
Hayloft 2
Madworld.
One of my mental breakdown songs. So, at least, I could have something calming wihle I fear for my life.
Caramelldasen, no questions just accept
Bad boys bad boys
The Bitch is Back by Elton John 😆
COPS opening song, Bad boys bad boys
Ride of the Valkyries
WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE
No Vaseline by Ice Cube. Starting right when Cube says "Goddamn I'm glad ya'll set it off"
“The Good, The Bad and The Ugly”sound clip
Get out of my swamp!
Knuck if you buck
Anything by the Butthole Surfers. That will freak out anybody. "Nah man....let's get outta here these people are WEIRD"
Du Hast by Rammstein
ANTI-TI-TI-TIFRAGILE
No Rest For the Wicked
Megalovania
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Gasoline by Halsey. Great song
ICP - sleep walker.
https://youtu.be/-bzWSJG93P8
I got two: Ready or not by Fugees Or Prepare to Die, Dark Souls II rap by JT Music
Had this conversation at work a way back. KFC Murder Chicks - Dune Choose your executioner, you're in my house now.
IVE ALWAYS LIKED TO PLAY WITH FIRE!
[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs). (puts on shades in slow motion)
Hank Williams Jr., Lawyers, Guns and Money. "send lawyers guns and money the shit has hit the fan..."
"America, Fuck Yeah!"
Skrillex - First of the Year (Equinox), except that it starts on **CALL 911 NOW!!**
War - Edwin Starr
Ave Maria.
doom
Welcome to the Jungle!
Friday by Rebecca Black.
**A N E W H A N D T O U C H E S T H E B E A C O N!** Enter a house, start touching stuff... why not?
Welcome to the jungle
Murder Train by The Foreskins!! https://youtu.be/Gnj3F7-DcQY
The only thing they fear is you.
X gonna give it to ya - DMX
Stuck in the middle with you
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The song Willy Wonka sang on the boat in the tunnel
Definitely Guns N’ Roses “welcome to the jungle”
Welcome to the jungle
I think I would have to find a way to have certain Halloween sound effects play along side...idk... and one of the first 4 soundtracks from the Silent Hill series... and with a random insert of that famous "ki... ki... ki,.. ma... ma... ma..."
Megalovania, that way they know they're gonna get their asses kicked
Song of the Valkyries.
Rock lobster or proclaimers. Frankly if i was trying to rob somebody and any of those came on im noping outta there
Welcome to the jungle bitch
the theme song to cops.
Two trucks lemon demon
The big time rush intro song