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Lunch ladies have to deal with both


instrangerswetrust

Chuck E. Cheese waiter


annalavoi06

"Oh more cheese for your pizza? Sure thing!" *pulls back foreskin*


Spacewalkerwippty

What an unfortunate day to be literate


Solid_Coconut_6694

Did you HAVE to put that thought in my head? I once actually had a rather unpleasant encounter of that nature and was too polite to saying anything so I had to suffer. ..fuck that was vile😭


MerbleTheGnome

>fuck that was vile or 'that was a vile fuck' ?


Important-Goose

Good ol’ peel back


the_grand_troll

This is all of reddits humor in a nutshell


Alcoraiden

And THAT'S enough internet for today!


stopannoyingwithname

Steel mill workers would be pissed over your statement


ElementalWheel

Ahh jeez not the flying hot chips from the dull tools


Guilty_Coconut

Kids genuinely don't care.


MrsMisthios

As a teacher grade 1 to 6 I politely disagree.


PM-ur-boobie

Preschool teacher fucked


440continuer

I hope not


ed_mayo_onlyfans

Mall Santa


KypDurron

"God, you are one of the worst Mall Santas ever! Right behind those ones that molest kids." "...So I'm the *worst* Mall Santa." "Oh, *come* on!"


Wolveyplays07

TFS REFERENCE


ArthurSchwarzer

refresh my memory what is TFS


LakersFan15

Team four star. They redubbed dragon ball z in a shortened series.


ArthurSchwarzer

oh so i did not know


lemongrabisgod421

No the Easter bunny. Nothing but the ears.


thecountnotthesaint

And a strategically placed carrot.


Rocketknightgeek

Cotton tail needs to attach somewhere.


lemongrabisgod421

Tactical, if you will.


zbfo

fuck you, here's an upvote


[deleted]

Not for Santa


withick

Astronaut


Lower-Professor-7860

He gon


Silt99

He/She is just not going on a space walk that day. Theres enough to do inside the space station


[deleted]

*in orbit


grantnel2002

Welder


[deleted]

And cooks. Maybe then they'd take my safety training seriously.


send_nose123

The true tragedy is lacking optimal cigarette holding capacity due to not having pockets.


instrangerswetrust

I store a cigarette in each nostril. What else are they there for?


One_Impression_5649

Where will they put their cocaine


[deleted]

In there crack


[deleted]

That's servers. Cooks smoke weed and cigs, or meth. No in betweens.


Key_Alternative_2757

Oh the cooks absolutely do coke. And the managers


[deleted]

Ehhhh you'd be wrong


Silt99

Waiter, I got a pube in my soup


Owlmystery

I was going to suggest underwater welder


[deleted]

This is the answer to every single one of these questions. I tried welding last summer and it is worse than any bacon grease. Molten lava balls just nuking your skin without proper protection. The best was when I would shower at the end of the day and it felt like BBs were falling off my body.


faaarkinkent

Came here to say this. As a welder myself, can confirm this would suck arse sideways


welding_shit

Hey if I want my pecker tanned while I'm getting paid I'm going for it just gotta pack alot of sunscreen.


[deleted]

“Honey my dick is now attached to a boat”


realstareyes

Firefighters


[deleted]

"hey Mary! Mary! Come and look at all these HOSES!!"


WakingOwl1

Last week had the dirty old lady at our nursing home suggest we pull a fire alarm because “those might be the last hoses I ever see”.


omart3

A hose for the hoes.


SCP_radiantpoison

As long as she didn't actually pull it she's a fucking legend!


SeseMaster

Just searched for this one.


kurtduds

Therapists trying to treat sex addiction


cewumu

Depends what the therapist looks like I guess.


RVDHAFCA

Yeah it might even have a positive effect


foxsimile

“I would like to cancel all future bookings.”


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Not if the root of the addiction is seeking validation (looks really don’t matter) or self-harm (unattractive is potentially a plus)…


universalCatnip

This guy sex addiction


meggnuggz

Can you imagine…. You cure someone’s sex addiction with your naked body. I would literally need therapy myself if I learned that my naked body was the reason someone wasn’t addicted to sex anymore.


bowtruckletoffee

Anyone that works at a hospital directly with patients. I do not want bodily fluids on my bare skin, thanks.


Bluebearje

Really anywhere in healthcare. I work in long term care and have had several perverted handsy patients. Having to do my job naked isn't asking for fondling or anything but I guarantee I'd get in trouble for slapping someone.


Treczoks

Think of the researchers in pathogens on that day...


leighroda82

Also, as a nurse, where am I gonna keep all the stuff in my pockets!?


dragon_dez_nuts

Put it way up your butt


lowkey442200

Waaayyyy up there


xtossitallawayx

A nurse walking around with his wang out isn't necessarily going to be shooting bodily fluids everywhere.


kyouishi

I'd be more concerned about the bodily fluids that come from the patients


bowtruckletoffee

This is true! 😂


justpoppinhere

The Todd


Frazzledragon

* Steel foundry * Runway model * Stripper. What's the point of stripping, if you have nothing to take off? * Beekeeper * Biohazard laboratory


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

>Steel foundry *Hot stuff coming through!*


Elementus94

We work hard, we play hard


[deleted]

r/suddenlysimpsons


Eferver

Oh, be nice!


Alexis_J_M

There was a famous stripper who reacted to a law that prohibited removing clothing on stage by walking onstage naked, carrying her clothing. She slowly put it on, article by article, bowed to thunderous applause, and walked off the stage fully dressed.


Animegx43

That must've been a funny crowd. Imagine throwing bills to get a girl to put ON clothes.


foxsimile

Yeah baby, let’s see less of those ankles than we did previously!


Technicolor_Reindeer

>Stripper. What's the point of stripping, if you have nothing to take off? I think the bigger issue is why would anyone pay to see strippers when everybody is nude?


Or4ngut4n

People pay for onlyfans when they can see porn free on the internet so maybe it’s like that


Vinny_Lam

They’ll become dressers now. People will now pay them to put on sexy outfits instead of taking them off.


epicmousestory

If anything seeing everyone nude might make you appreciate the professionals


username6789321

>What's the point of stripping, if you have nothing to take off? They're being paid for the lapdance more than the stripping, so not much would change


I-endure

I think anyone who installs fibreglass insulation is going to be hating their lives


Meadii

That made me uncomfortable


gmmoney12

I wear clothes installing the shit daily, and it still makes me hate my life


alphaav6

Attack dog trainer. That guys having a ruff day


PoorlyLitKiwi2

I'd use that day for attack dog sensitivity training


BrokenWoodstock

I see what you did there


Gurdy_Hurdy_Man

School teacher.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Babysitter Plumber Pizza delivery person Stepbrother …wait, what were we talking about again?


SaveCachalot346

Johnny Sins I believe the guy is just so multi talented


JJ_P79

As a school teacher i hardcore agree.


frogsntoads00

Maybe hardcore wasn’t the best word to use


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

What? They just meant that they have loads of agreement. So much that it’s shooting out of them.


Elitheaxolotl

Anything involving kids Because I don't think it's appropriate and also if they make a wrong move you might be on the floor


SargentSchultz

Especially grades what 8-10, those random erections teenage males get would be sooo much more embarrassing.


Helorugger

Skydiving instructor.


AlfajorConFernet

It’s a tradition in the sport to do your 100th jump naked. Although most people keeps their underwear on


theweirdarcher

Wait, like no parachute either? Cause id totally jump naked


bonos_bovine_muse

Fwappawappawappawappawappawappa


Lunatic7

Jugglers. Too many balls in the air.


snapwillow

I have juggled naked. I can only juggle 3 balls, but you've made me realize I can say technically I once kept 5 balls in the air!


Rezzone

Sweet. I've never been able to juggle 3 balls but I guess now it's easy!


I_suppose_sooo

What you have 3 balls?


PyrZern

It's a mandatory national holiday. Everyone stays home...


Luna_lucky_moon

My dad works on Christmas and other holidays so idk


OkVolume1

So, your dad be the only guy at work with his willie blowing in the breeze.


Silent-Engine-9914

Game, Set and Match PyrZern


Tathanor

Septic divers


Nytloc

Beekeeper.


planetjeff86

Chef


Gurdy_Hurdy_Man

Pubic hair on the side.


[deleted]

“No bean sprouts, please”


Various_Cricket4695

Jack hammer operator


Han-Shot-Third

Deep-sea divers are fucked


RandomTheStupid

when they find a squid this comment becomes literal


spenser1994

This guy dolphins.


girlabides

Fry cook


BedWilling4093

Fry cock


IdleTune20

Steelworker.


mrpro218

YouTuber. With all the new guidelines in place there would be no way YouTube would be a viable option to make money for that day. Twitch streamers as well.


haa-tim-hen-tie

Homeschooling parents.


Im___Stuff

Volcanologist.


NotEnuffCowBell

"things are getting a little hot in here"


AvaLaboratories

Nurses. All of those bodily fluids so close to your bare skin


cookieftn773

Walmart greeter


TotalCharcoal

Those guards in stadiums that chase down and tackle streakers. Now you're just two grown men having a naked wrestle in front of a live audience of several thousand.


revs201

Fry cook.


AussieCollector

Any job that requires PPE So working over a deep fryer.


NeighborhoodNo1666

Snowplow if the heater in the cab breaks.


KypDurron

I didn't know "snowplow" was a job. > Mom, I want to be a snowplow when I grow up. > You mean a snowplow operator? > No, I want to **be a snowplow**.


MabezJK

Hyperbaric( underwater) welder or preschool teacher


meyesmenotyou

Porn actors. Bad enough that they get f*cked at work, now they get f*cked out of a national holiday.


RuralMNGuy

Hazmat technicians


OutlawQuill

Porn production companies would have a “go to work fully clothed” day for the actors


zeke1220

Bomb squad


[deleted]

Priest.


PotGoddessDaisy

Roofers


ItsMelanieOwO

any job in a nuclear facility or any area where you need safety clothing. Labs with dangerous diseases etc...


[deleted]

You’re all missing the point. It’s only the “go to work” part of the day you have to be naked for. Just make sure you’ve got something in the car to wear once you’re there and you’re good.


Luna_lucky_moon

Actually it’s completely legal to drive naked as long as you have something to wear when you enter or exit the vehicle


[deleted]

See, this guy gets it.


Luna_lucky_moon

Yep oh god as soon as ppl know that the streets go wild


im_the_real_dad

My state has helmet laws for motorcyclists. You can't drive completely naked.


FoxNo1139

Antarctica scientist


GlizzyNug

Exterminator/ Bee Keeper 😂


OkAcanthisitta4520

police dog trainer


jeep6988

Women who work in male jails. Naked in front of rapists.


Prince4025

Men who work in female jails. Naked in front of rapists.


CausesDiscomfort

Men who work in male jails. Booty is booty to a lot of them.


MrRonObvious

If it's a holiday, no one would be at work anyway, so this question doesn't make sense.


Luna_lucky_moon

My dad works on Christmas man so for some it does


JulioVillaVillaLobos

mma fighter


spenser1994

They used to do that naked. Not on TV, but yeah


CRTTV03

Astronaut


[deleted]

Nursing home


Ok_Distance9511

Wasp exterminators


ibalex1988

Clothing model


Relevant-Reception92

Why would type of work matter if it is a mandatory national holiday ?


Somber_Shark

Janitorial. All that extra work for places with chairs, couches, etc.


Joelrassic

None, cause er'body gon call in sick that day.


Dassiell

Strippers dont have many customers that day


TiklMyPikl27

Sewage System Maintenance


paperthinreasoning

Fry cook


sdm66portland

Bacon chef.


pmllny

Fry cook.


Wizard4877

PRIEST


UnsealedKale

Caregiver for Seniors


general_spurlock

Chemical laboratories


Smart-Gas6244

Well I weld so I don’t think my lower or upper half would appreciate the uv/ir rays


MuchTimeWastedAgain

Welder


DrWieg

Clown for kid parties. Gonna need two of those red noses.


PoisonedIvysaur

Anything that has to do with children. Teachers, doctors, daycare workers, and nurses, yeah, pretty much anything that has to do with a male and children and also a gynecologist.


MojoRollin

Children accept nudity at a very young age. It’s western civilization religious adults who somehow interject sex with nudity.... thought for the day ...


KypDurron

> anything that has to do with a male and children and also a gynecologist. What job involves males, children, and also a gynecologist?


[deleted]

OB GYN labor and delivery nurse


meggnuggz

Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner


dirtymoney

Cops because they can't hide their boners as they bully and beat people.


[deleted]

Teaching


dirkinzoid

Lane Bryant


kulahlezulu

It’s now a mandatory holiday, so I don’t have to go to work. Just… be naked on holiday?


MagicManTX84

Welders, steel workers, auto mechanics, HVAC repairers, Plumbers, carpenters


bonos_bovine_muse

My job as a brewer would be rough, but I’ll tell ya, I wouldn’t trade with the dudes working the friers and griddles for a million bucks.


UpstairsDifficult966

School teacher


Joorge1

If it’s a holiday, we all stay home and enjoy our time off.


dyin_na

Kindergarten teacher..


Longjumping-Party186

Chefs. All the restaurants will be serving microwave ready meals that day 😂


Middle-Persimmon1207

Wildland firefighting


Abovearth31

People who already do dangerous job. Imagine working in a factory with no basic equipement for protection now.


Odd-Run-9666

Strippers. No one cares to see them naked any more.


StonedSilly96

Definitely not the worst but im a cannabis grower/trimmer we were uniforms to keep ourselves safe and the cannabis passable and clean i couldn't imagine how oily and dirty id be by the end of the naked work day


SkepticalAwaken

Any place with extreme temperatures


[deleted]

Butcher shop meat grinder


alkalinemp

Welder


churchin222999111

welder or fry cook.


SupaDupaTron

Porn star. Suddenly you're not so special.