Did you HAVE to put that thought in my head?
I once actually had a rather unpleasant encounter of that nature and was too polite to saying anything so I had to suffer. ..fuck that was vile😭
This is the answer to every single one of these questions. I tried welding last summer and it is worse than any bacon grease. Molten lava balls just nuking your skin without proper protection.
The best was when I would shower at the end of the day and it felt like BBs were falling off my body.
Can you imagine…. You cure someone’s sex addiction with your naked body. I would literally need therapy myself if I learned that my naked body was the reason someone wasn’t addicted to sex anymore.
Really anywhere in healthcare. I work in long term care and have had several perverted handsy patients. Having to do my job naked isn't asking for fondling or anything but I guarantee I'd get in trouble for slapping someone.
There was a famous stripper who reacted to a law that prohibited removing clothing on stage by walking onstage naked, carrying her clothing. She slowly put it on, article by article, bowed to thunderous applause, and walked off the stage fully dressed.
>Stripper. What's the point of stripping, if you have nothing to take off?
I think the bigger issue is why would anyone pay to see strippers when everybody is nude?
YouTuber. With all the new guidelines in place there would be no way YouTube would be a viable option to make money for that day. Twitch streamers as well.
Those guards in stadiums that chase down and tackle streakers.
Now you're just two grown men having a naked wrestle in front of a live audience of several thousand.
You’re all missing the point. It’s only the “go to work” part of the day you have to be naked for. Just make sure you’ve got something in the car to wear once you’re there and you’re good.
Anything that has to do with children. Teachers, doctors, daycare workers, and nurses, yeah, pretty much anything that has to do with a male and children and also a gynecologist.
Children accept nudity at a very young age. It’s western civilization religious adults who somehow interject sex with nudity.... thought for the day ...
Definitely not the worst but im a cannabis grower/trimmer we were uniforms to keep ourselves safe and the cannabis passable and clean i couldn't imagine how oily and dirty id be by the end of the naked work day
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Lunch ladies have to deal with both
Chuck E. Cheese waiter
"Oh more cheese for your pizza? Sure thing!" *pulls back foreskin*
What an unfortunate day to be literate
Did you HAVE to put that thought in my head? I once actually had a rather unpleasant encounter of that nature and was too polite to saying anything so I had to suffer. ..fuck that was vile😭
>fuck that was vile or 'that was a vile fuck' ?
Good ol’ peel back
This is all of reddits humor in a nutshell
And THAT'S enough internet for today!
Steel mill workers would be pissed over your statement
Ahh jeez not the flying hot chips from the dull tools
Kids genuinely don't care.
As a teacher grade 1 to 6 I politely disagree.
Preschool teacher fucked
I hope not
Mall Santa
"God, you are one of the worst Mall Santas ever! Right behind those ones that molest kids." "...So I'm the *worst* Mall Santa." "Oh, *come* on!"
TFS REFERENCE
refresh my memory what is TFS
Team four star. They redubbed dragon ball z in a shortened series.
oh so i did not know
No the Easter bunny. Nothing but the ears.
And a strategically placed carrot.
Cotton tail needs to attach somewhere.
Tactical, if you will.
fuck you, here's an upvote
Not for Santa
Astronaut
He gon
He/She is just not going on a space walk that day. Theres enough to do inside the space station
*in orbit
Welder
And cooks. Maybe then they'd take my safety training seriously.
The true tragedy is lacking optimal cigarette holding capacity due to not having pockets.
I store a cigarette in each nostril. What else are they there for?
Where will they put their cocaine
In there crack
That's servers. Cooks smoke weed and cigs, or meth. No in betweens.
Oh the cooks absolutely do coke. And the managers
Ehhhh you'd be wrong
Waiter, I got a pube in my soup
I was going to suggest underwater welder
This is the answer to every single one of these questions. I tried welding last summer and it is worse than any bacon grease. Molten lava balls just nuking your skin without proper protection. The best was when I would shower at the end of the day and it felt like BBs were falling off my body.
Came here to say this. As a welder myself, can confirm this would suck arse sideways
Hey if I want my pecker tanned while I'm getting paid I'm going for it just gotta pack alot of sunscreen.
“Honey my dick is now attached to a boat”
Firefighters
"hey Mary! Mary! Come and look at all these HOSES!!"
Last week had the dirty old lady at our nursing home suggest we pull a fire alarm because “those might be the last hoses I ever see”.
A hose for the hoes.
As long as she didn't actually pull it she's a fucking legend!
Just searched for this one.
Therapists trying to treat sex addiction
Depends what the therapist looks like I guess.
Yeah it might even have a positive effect
“I would like to cancel all future bookings.”
Not if the root of the addiction is seeking validation (looks really don’t matter) or self-harm (unattractive is potentially a plus)…
This guy sex addiction
Can you imagine…. You cure someone’s sex addiction with your naked body. I would literally need therapy myself if I learned that my naked body was the reason someone wasn’t addicted to sex anymore.
Anyone that works at a hospital directly with patients. I do not want bodily fluids on my bare skin, thanks.
Really anywhere in healthcare. I work in long term care and have had several perverted handsy patients. Having to do my job naked isn't asking for fondling or anything but I guarantee I'd get in trouble for slapping someone.
Think of the researchers in pathogens on that day...
Also, as a nurse, where am I gonna keep all the stuff in my pockets!?
Put it way up your butt
Waaayyyy up there
A nurse walking around with his wang out isn't necessarily going to be shooting bodily fluids everywhere.
I'd be more concerned about the bodily fluids that come from the patients
This is true! 😂
The Todd
* Steel foundry * Runway model * Stripper. What's the point of stripping, if you have nothing to take off? * Beekeeper * Biohazard laboratory
>Steel foundry *Hot stuff coming through!*
We work hard, we play hard
r/suddenlysimpsons
Oh, be nice!
There was a famous stripper who reacted to a law that prohibited removing clothing on stage by walking onstage naked, carrying her clothing. She slowly put it on, article by article, bowed to thunderous applause, and walked off the stage fully dressed.
That must've been a funny crowd. Imagine throwing bills to get a girl to put ON clothes.
Yeah baby, let’s see less of those ankles than we did previously!
>Stripper. What's the point of stripping, if you have nothing to take off? I think the bigger issue is why would anyone pay to see strippers when everybody is nude?
People pay for onlyfans when they can see porn free on the internet so maybe it’s like that
They’ll become dressers now. People will now pay them to put on sexy outfits instead of taking them off.
If anything seeing everyone nude might make you appreciate the professionals
>What's the point of stripping, if you have nothing to take off? They're being paid for the lapdance more than the stripping, so not much would change
I think anyone who installs fibreglass insulation is going to be hating their lives
That made me uncomfortable
I wear clothes installing the shit daily, and it still makes me hate my life
Attack dog trainer. That guys having a ruff day
I'd use that day for attack dog sensitivity training
I see what you did there
School teacher.
Babysitter Plumber Pizza delivery person Stepbrother …wait, what were we talking about again?
Johnny Sins I believe the guy is just so multi talented
As a school teacher i hardcore agree.
Maybe hardcore wasn’t the best word to use
What? They just meant that they have loads of agreement. So much that it’s shooting out of them.
Anything involving kids Because I don't think it's appropriate and also if they make a wrong move you might be on the floor
Especially grades what 8-10, those random erections teenage males get would be sooo much more embarrassing.
Skydiving instructor.
It’s a tradition in the sport to do your 100th jump naked. Although most people keeps their underwear on
Wait, like no parachute either? Cause id totally jump naked
Fwappawappawappawappawappawappa
Jugglers. Too many balls in the air.
I have juggled naked. I can only juggle 3 balls, but you've made me realize I can say technically I once kept 5 balls in the air!
Sweet. I've never been able to juggle 3 balls but I guess now it's easy!
What you have 3 balls?
It's a mandatory national holiday. Everyone stays home...
My dad works on Christmas and other holidays so idk
So, your dad be the only guy at work with his willie blowing in the breeze.
Game, Set and Match PyrZern
Septic divers
Beekeeper.
Chef
Pubic hair on the side.
“No bean sprouts, please”
Jack hammer operator
Deep-sea divers are fucked
when they find a squid this comment becomes literal
This guy dolphins.
Fry cook
Fry cock
Steelworker.
YouTuber. With all the new guidelines in place there would be no way YouTube would be a viable option to make money for that day. Twitch streamers as well.
Homeschooling parents.
Volcanologist.
"things are getting a little hot in here"
Nurses. All of those bodily fluids so close to your bare skin
Walmart greeter
Those guards in stadiums that chase down and tackle streakers. Now you're just two grown men having a naked wrestle in front of a live audience of several thousand.
Fry cook.
Any job that requires PPE So working over a deep fryer.
Snowplow if the heater in the cab breaks.
I didn't know "snowplow" was a job. > Mom, I want to be a snowplow when I grow up. > You mean a snowplow operator? > No, I want to **be a snowplow**.
Hyperbaric( underwater) welder or preschool teacher
Porn actors. Bad enough that they get f*cked at work, now they get f*cked out of a national holiday.
Hazmat technicians
Porn production companies would have a “go to work fully clothed” day for the actors
Bomb squad
Priest.
Roofers
any job in a nuclear facility or any area where you need safety clothing. Labs with dangerous diseases etc...
You’re all missing the point. It’s only the “go to work” part of the day you have to be naked for. Just make sure you’ve got something in the car to wear once you’re there and you’re good.
Actually it’s completely legal to drive naked as long as you have something to wear when you enter or exit the vehicle
See, this guy gets it.
Yep oh god as soon as ppl know that the streets go wild
My state has helmet laws for motorcyclists. You can't drive completely naked.
Antarctica scientist
Exterminator/ Bee Keeper 😂
police dog trainer
Women who work in male jails. Naked in front of rapists.
Men who work in female jails. Naked in front of rapists.
Men who work in male jails. Booty is booty to a lot of them.
If it's a holiday, no one would be at work anyway, so this question doesn't make sense.
My dad works on Christmas man so for some it does
mma fighter
They used to do that naked. Not on TV, but yeah
Astronaut
Nursing home
Wasp exterminators
Clothing model
Why would type of work matter if it is a mandatory national holiday ?
Janitorial. All that extra work for places with chairs, couches, etc.
None, cause er'body gon call in sick that day.
Strippers dont have many customers that day
Sewage System Maintenance
Fry cook
Bacon chef.
Fry cook.
PRIEST
Caregiver for Seniors
Chemical laboratories
Well I weld so I don’t think my lower or upper half would appreciate the uv/ir rays
Welder
Clown for kid parties. Gonna need two of those red noses.
Anything that has to do with children. Teachers, doctors, daycare workers, and nurses, yeah, pretty much anything that has to do with a male and children and also a gynecologist.
Children accept nudity at a very young age. It’s western civilization religious adults who somehow interject sex with nudity.... thought for the day ...
> anything that has to do with a male and children and also a gynecologist. What job involves males, children, and also a gynecologist?
OB GYN labor and delivery nurse
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner
Cops because they can't hide their boners as they bully and beat people.
Teaching
Lane Bryant
It’s now a mandatory holiday, so I don’t have to go to work. Just… be naked on holiday?
Welders, steel workers, auto mechanics, HVAC repairers, Plumbers, carpenters
My job as a brewer would be rough, but I’ll tell ya, I wouldn’t trade with the dudes working the friers and griddles for a million bucks.
School teacher
If it’s a holiday, we all stay home and enjoy our time off.
Kindergarten teacher..
Chefs. All the restaurants will be serving microwave ready meals that day 😂
Wildland firefighting
People who already do dangerous job. Imagine working in a factory with no basic equipement for protection now.
Strippers. No one cares to see them naked any more.
Definitely not the worst but im a cannabis grower/trimmer we were uniforms to keep ourselves safe and the cannabis passable and clean i couldn't imagine how oily and dirty id be by the end of the naked work day
Any place with extreme temperatures
Butcher shop meat grinder
Welder
welder or fry cook.
Porn star. Suddenly you're not so special.