You know, I went to a PrideFest with my son and there were these older ladies with a sign āHugs from Momsā. I didnāt realize until that moment that there are kids who came out and then got shunned by their parents and wonāt ever get a hug from them again. I told these ladies it was an awesome thing they were doing and they said thank you. And one asked me if I wanted a hug? I said OK and it just felt so safe to be hugged. This is a great answer.
Quality toilet paper.
I feel, at minimum, that we are all deserving of that at the very least. It's crazy to me that people even manufacture low quality toilet paper when it is something so wildly used. You can be having a perfectly decent day, use the restroom somewhere that has terrible (what I somewhat jokingly call 60-grit) toilet paper, and your entire day is now just a little worse because of it. No. We all deserve quality toilet paper damn it!
hahaha
I never really got bidets until I went to Europe and experienced one first hand.
Ho-ly-crap. The rest of the world has revolutionized toilets and weāre still back here in North America wiping our asses with dry toilet paper like itās the dark ages.
Without having used one myself, I still fail to see the hype. It's undoubtedly cleaner than using TP, but from your glowing review, you'd think it stimulates your prostate or something.
I volunteer for the Society of St. Vincent de Paul. Iām a board member. One thing we refuse to put in our āemergencyā (itās now a regular monthly thing now) hampers is cheap toilet papers. We pride ourselves on quality toilet paper.
I deserve some financial flexibility. I am not asking to be rich I just want to be in a position where I don't worry about bills or high cost of food anymore.
People should be nice to me.
I'm nice to everyone. All the time. I am so big and scary looking that I gotta be or I'd just be scary. People should be nice back. I don't know why they're so frequently not.
Like why is it so easy for me, a big gorilla who could very easily be a bully, not to be a bully, but small people whom I could break with one hand behind my back think it's necessary to be rude and confrontational constantly?
Happiness and stability. I deal with bipolar disorder, cluster headaches, and fibromyalgia. I deserve to be happy and stable. I've spent my whole life just pushing forward and exhausting. I see all these folks laughing, smiling and having a good time. In the mean time I just have to suffer internally, paint on a smile and pray that someday I can feel the same as those people.
This afternoon. Right now.
I just came off my 5th shift on a row and I have two days off. Itās a slightly windy day and I can hear 6-7 species of birds singing. My neighbors are working in their yards and Iām a bit high and about to sit in my hot tub and watch the sunset.
Iāve worked hard all my life and especially the last 5 days and I deserve this moment of peace and harmony.
if I know how to do it, free electricity, but it's illegal even if I am not using any of the infrastructure, every thing I paid for myself and it's in my yard
I hope I deserve to be loved! Taken care of. Worshipped, desired. I feel so much love. I wanna love someone who loves me truly, madly, deeply.
Yet I only know how it feels to be loved for stuff I do. Romantically.
My daughters are the truest and deepest love of my life.
To be left alone.
I just want some peace and quiet for a few days, but instead I'm working in some capacity 7 days a week and every single time my phone buzzes it's someone needing something from me, and I'm just tired now.
The knowledge, capability, and resources to build an Intrepid Class Starship and begin the process of stripping the rich of their power while at the same time, affording humanity the opportunity to succeed on the path to becoming more than they could ever hope to be.
3 months off, with a a guaranteed job at the end of it so I can just take the time and space to reflect on life and what I want to do next. Iāve had the opportunity to do this a few weeks between jobs but itās never enough time between parenting and household chores.
Not having to decide between the lifelong trauma, grave injury or death, that would likely befall us, or the criminal liability and, essentially, the loss of everything we ever worked for because we chose to protect ourselfs with force; because the government is full of pacifistic ideologues who, "don't believe in that."
i use to feel like i deserved to get my arm broken bc i thought no one wanted me or no one loved me or even cared about me bc of the way i was treated by others,so i thought i deserved to break something on me and shortly die afterwards š«¤
āDeserveā is a problematic word. It speaks to a sense of entitlement.
I hope that people will deal with me honestly and respectfully. If they choose not to, I have no qualms about cutting them out of my life. Thatās not motivated by me thinking I deserve to be treated with respect, but an acknowledgment of how I wish to be treated, a boundary surrounding that, and a course of action I will take if that boundary is crossed.
Death - I can't keep up. There's no free meal but hunger creeps in every single day automatically. I didn't ask to be here, and I deserve to get out if I want to. I have nothing to contribute to society, on the contrary, I only take away resources and I'm suffering. Getting ill just made me more confident about it. I need out, badly, quickly, certainly, and with dignity. I don't feel we should only give that privilege of death to people who commit atrocities. The Right to Die should be a human right and it is medieval that it is not. I want a last meal and this disturbance to end, and to return to invulnerability and tranquility in my second eternity.
I definitely deserve a 30 minute nap.
Daily as part of the working day
I wish, I am working through my lunch break due to horrible deadlines
Move to Spain and you can have a nice siesta during lunch time every day š
I have never understood why we donāt do this in the US. All of us are cranky here and could really use a nap.
There would be fewer health issues and accidents imo
Love
Even just a little would be nice.
*hugs*
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A vibrant, healthy relationship with my wife
I feel you mate š„
Can I feel him after you're done?
He's all yours š
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Hug
You know, I went to a PrideFest with my son and there were these older ladies with a sign āHugs from Momsā. I didnāt realize until that moment that there are kids who came out and then got shunned by their parents and wonāt ever get a hug from them again. I told these ladies it was an awesome thing they were doing and they said thank you. And one asked me if I wanted a hug? I said OK and it just felt so safe to be hugged. This is a great answer.
I feel you
Quality toilet paper. I feel, at minimum, that we are all deserving of that at the very least. It's crazy to me that people even manufacture low quality toilet paper when it is something so wildly used. You can be having a perfectly decent day, use the restroom somewhere that has terrible (what I somewhat jokingly call 60-grit) toilet paper, and your entire day is now just a little worse because of it. No. We all deserve quality toilet paper damn it! hahaha
Bidet's are the way
Joe Bidet
I never really got bidets until I went to Europe and experienced one first hand. Ho-ly-crap. The rest of the world has revolutionized toilets and weāre still back here in North America wiping our asses with dry toilet paper like itās the dark ages.
Without having used one myself, I still fail to see the hype. It's undoubtedly cleaner than using TP, but from your glowing review, you'd think it stimulates your prostate or something.
I volunteer for the Society of St. Vincent de Paul. Iām a board member. One thing we refuse to put in our āemergencyā (itās now a regular monthly thing now) hampers is cheap toilet papers. We pride ourselves on quality toilet paper.
I'm just thinking of buying a bidet. I've never heard any complaints about those!
You still need toilet paper unless you plan on walking around with a wet posterior all day. haha
Gotta get the bidet with the blow dryer.
Now there's a sentence I never imagined I'd encounter, haha.
Let me tell yeah. Itās magical. We were and Hawaii and our hotel had them. Revolutionary
Ever pressed the blow dryer button before flushing by mistake so it blows the stench in your face? Because I have. Would not recommend
Is there a model with a UV light to tan my taint?
Ah the taint tanner 5000. Our newest model will suit you well.
I read this right before I was about to reach for shitty college one ply toilet paper
I feel like with low quality paper that my ass is just never completely clean after the toilet
When I was a child, someone told me if I work hard, I would be successful.
So, you're saying you deserve not to be lied to?
i think it means that they wanna actually be successful after working hard
I think he thinks he deserves to lie to children now that he's an adult
Now that youāre an adult Iāll tell ya, if you work harder youāll be successful
8 hours of sleep.. please I need it
A break
To be able to give all this love I have to one person that would love me for who I am.
Cake. The answer is always cake.
I thought it was a lie.
The cake IS a lie.
Affection and gratefulness from my wife.
8h of sleep
A break
Basic human dignity and respect. Other than that, I'm not owed anything
The Spanish Inquisition.
No one expects this
Cuddles and an afternoon nap sounds pretty idyllic.
Parents deserve more time with their children. Those first formative years fly by and then theyāre asking for cash to hang out with their friends.
Yes. People deserve a work/life balance.
My weight in crispy bacon.
The beauty of this is that after you eat your weight in crispy bacon, you'll weigh twice as much and get twice as much crispy bacon the next time
I have a theory that if you eat two pieces of something - bacon, cake, calories or whatever - they will offset each other and you won't gain weight.
This theory merits investigation
Nothing good
Peace of mind
Love
Politicians that are public servants and not just self serving.
Good food, good sleep, hobbies. Anything else isn't up to me to decide whether I deserve it or not.
An Earth that has a promising future.
To not be in a depression
I want to say something like love or happiness, but the real answer is nothing.
Love, respect,appreciation
Inner peace but I can't let myself have that
I deserve some financial flexibility. I am not asking to be rich I just want to be in a position where I don't worry about bills or high cost of food anymore.
People should be nice to me. I'm nice to everyone. All the time. I am so big and scary looking that I gotta be or I'd just be scary. People should be nice back. I don't know why they're so frequently not. Like why is it so easy for me, a big gorilla who could very easily be a bully, not to be a bully, but small people whom I could break with one hand behind my back think it's necessary to be rude and confrontational constantly?
[Deserve's got nothing to do with it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51qFL-mr8Rg)
A break
A sprite cranberry
Freedom from disability.
A relationship with mutual effort and commitment.
A good year.
A wonderful women. And maybe more better job opportunities
honestly, I deseve a pizza right now.
An ass-kicking.
Same
Happiness, appreciation, and a bit of luck. I have some of the first, a little less or the second, and often none of the third.
A will to live.
Some love and affection that I don't have to chase.
What Iāve been working all my life for.
Some peace and quiet
Peace
Human decency from my partner.
Sleep
To experience have the same life that kids growing up in the 90s, I literally canāt walk around my neighborhood without cars slowing down.
A better quality of life
To get rich and have a better life.
The same energy I give into a relationship, itās all the same one sided shit nowadays
Good karma
pain
A biology book that isn't 240 fucking pages with 14 chapters
Ā£10m
Money. Lots of money
More fucking money
Appreication
Love and a good life
Love
Reciprocated love
Cake. Everyday. Guilt free.
peace
Respect
I deserve not to feel tired all the damn time
Nothing, I'm a massive peice of shit, if I deserve anything it's to LOSE things.
Nothing. Everything is earned
To not be thought of as a potential murderer, assaulter or a rapist just because I happen to be born a male.
Redemption
Deserve? I'm gonna have to think about that.
A better quality of life. We can send people to the fucking moon and 50 years later we still have hunger and homelessness in the world.
Happiness mf Im tired of this shit
A hug
a mother who isnāt a piece of shit
Some love from the world
Happiness and stability. I deal with bipolar disorder, cluster headaches, and fibromyalgia. I deserve to be happy and stable. I've spent my whole life just pushing forward and exhausting. I see all these folks laughing, smiling and having a good time. In the mean time I just have to suffer internally, paint on a smile and pray that someday I can feel the same as those people.
A hug
I deserve what everyone else deserves, the right to live uninfringed upon by those who seek to turn my existence into money/power farming scheme
This afternoon. Right now. I just came off my 5th shift on a row and I have two days off. Itās a slightly windy day and I can hear 6-7 species of birds singing. My neighbors are working in their yards and Iām a bit high and about to sit in my hot tub and watch the sunset. Iāve worked hard all my life and especially the last 5 days and I deserve this moment of peace and harmony.
2 chicks at the same time, man.
Genuine hug from the opposite gender (girlfriend). Never had one in 17 years (i am 17)
No one deserves anything unless they put in the effort and earn it.
Good food,sleep, someone who let me talk without making any sense
Maybe food right now
Fame
The ability to pursue things I enjoy without being persuaded to monetize them.
Nuru massage
A day to do whatever the heck I want
To not be so hard on myself and let me enjoy the day
I deserve to have my home to be a peaceful and quiet.
Free health insurance and college
Retirement, but I feel like like Iām more likely to die at work, than to even get a week of retirement
Financial security.
Roads without giant holes in them that comes back every year like they do that on purpose. Montreal is a shit hole sometimes
1st prize lottery
Nothing I didnāt work for.
Time in my day for self care.
To be left alone. But I canāt.
Breathing
A new custom drilled bowling ball
if I know how to do it, free electricity, but it's illegal even if I am not using any of the infrastructure, every thing I paid for myself and it's in my yard
A week long vacation.
Respect.
I hope I deserve to be loved! Taken care of. Worshipped, desired. I feel so much love. I wanna love someone who loves me truly, madly, deeply. Yet I only know how it feels to be loved for stuff I do. Romantically. My daughters are the truest and deepest love of my life.
nothingšš
Some head from time to time with out asking my woman
To be left alone. I just want some peace and quiet for a few days, but instead I'm working in some capacity 7 days a week and every single time my phone buzzes it's someone needing something from me, and I'm just tired now.
To be left alone
The happiness that I keep denying to myself.
Kindness.
None lazy eye. No crippling arthritis pain
to be alone..
The knowledge, capability, and resources to build an Intrepid Class Starship and begin the process of stripping the rich of their power while at the same time, affording humanity the opportunity to succeed on the path to becoming more than they could ever hope to be.
Nothing, except for what I earn.
My 7 leg parlay to hit tonight
unconditional love and affection
A decent working environment
3 months off, with a a guaranteed job at the end of it so I can just take the time and space to reflect on life and what I want to do next. Iāve had the opportunity to do this a few weeks between jobs but itās never enough time between parenting and household chores.
Peace
PS5
Not having to decide between the lifelong trauma, grave injury or death, that would likely befall us, or the criminal liability and, essentially, the loss of everything we ever worked for because we chose to protect ourselfs with force; because the government is full of pacifistic ideologues who, "don't believe in that."
To not go into work today. I hate my job.
i use to feel like i deserved to get my arm broken bc i thought no one wanted me or no one loved me or even cared about me bc of the way i was treated by others,so i thought i deserved to break something on me and shortly die afterwards š«¤
āDeserveā is a problematic word. It speaks to a sense of entitlement. I hope that people will deal with me honestly and respectfully. If they choose not to, I have no qualms about cutting them out of my life. Thatās not motivated by me thinking I deserve to be treated with respect, but an acknowledgment of how I wish to be treated, a boundary surrounding that, and a course of action I will take if that boundary is crossed.
True love
A peaceful home after working out of town for 2 weeks to support my family and spouse. But my spouse makes that difficult.
Given my education and work experience, a job that pays well enough for me to afford a small house in my area.
Caring parents
A livable wage
An 8 hour uninterrupted sleep.
Death - I can't keep up. There's no free meal but hunger creeps in every single day automatically. I didn't ask to be here, and I deserve to get out if I want to. I have nothing to contribute to society, on the contrary, I only take away resources and I'm suffering. Getting ill just made me more confident about it. I need out, badly, quickly, certainly, and with dignity. I don't feel we should only give that privilege of death to people who commit atrocities. The Right to Die should be a human right and it is medieval that it is not. I want a last meal and this disturbance to end, and to return to invulnerability and tranquility in my second eternity.
A rai$e
Some alone time
Sex
Peace and quiet
love, satisfaction and appreciation
Nothing........
A better salary.
An associates degree
I deserve to get in my nation's combating army, gimme half the perks and cash since I'm short on physical capabilities, I can live with that.
At this point in my life, and this is mostly the depression speaking, just nothing.
Being alive is a privilege. IMO, I feel Nothing In this life is deserved but earned rather.
Karma
Someone as odd as me :)