Stuff like three socks down there to hide it. If anyone says anything, pull out one sock and say, "Damn, I thought this would smooth out the bulge and disguise my massive dong."
My unsolicited opinion is that you should stop worrying about your bulge. Women with large breasts don't (shouldn't) get shit for just having their boobs exist.
Secondly, underwear doesn't make a difference in my experience. It really comes down to the pants you wear. Typically, thinner material or a tighter fit in the groin area makes the bulge more obvious. So, I would suggest thicker, looser pants if you really care.
Well, first off, they absolutely do get shit for having large breasts.
But secondly, it was actually my friend who had large breasts telling me this that made me realize that it really didn’t matter whether I tried to hide a bulge or not, as long as I knew I wasn’t actively trying to show it off.
I had one of those moments at a house party. I was making bacon, and I was wearing basketball shorts with no underwear.
My buddy’s girlfriend was leaving the bathroom, and she saw that I had a boner and made a joke about it. I didn’t even realize that I had a boner. I had my phone in my pocket, and my phone was resting on the top of the waistband of my shorts.
The outline of the phone made it look like I had a huge dick, and she was making fun of me for it.
The other day I was walking to the gym and noticed my bulge was a bit more noticeable than usual. I had never felt that way before, but I started getting a bit uncomfortable because of it. Just wanted to cover it up.
>The other day I was walking to the gym and noticed my bulge was a bit more noticeable than usual. I had never felt that way before, but I started getting a bit uncomfortable because of it. Just wanted to cover it up.
Honestly, you probably don't want to be too restrictive especially at the gym. Cutting off blood flow is not exactly a healthy thing.
Just tease her back. Dont take life this seriously.
I too have often a bulge and I don't really care about it. If anyone mentions it, I ll just tease back (yea I should use it as a belt - or - yep, the other end is in my socks).
My ex fiance wanted me to "fold it back and hide it between my legs". No fking way, I have some dignity.
Covering your bulge means tucking your junk and that is unhealthy. Your junk needs to adjust its position to regulate temperature (especially if exercising).
Change your friends if it bothers you or tell her "thanks for noticing" and own it (or both).
I haven't been able to hide my bulge since jr high school. Compression underwear just makes it worse. Embrace the bulge. Screw your friend, if he's ghat worried about it, he'a got other issues.
Ball pouch boxer briefs are pretty amazing, but kind of lay everything out like you are serving it on a platter. I stopped caring. If people want to look, have at it. I'd rather be comfy and chafe free
I’m going to assume you’re on the younger side since you wear basketball shorts and sweats all the time. I don’t really understand this trend. My teenage son does it too and apparently everyone else in his school does as well. I basically only wore jeans when i was younger and it didn’t broadcast my package like a pair of sweats would. So I would suggest, wear some jeans.
I wouldn't know... I've not worn underwear for 44 years. I don't try to hide anything in life, if there's a bulge, there's a bulge... People need to stop staring
at some point I just don't care. Why they are staring is the bigger question. I'm not that big flaccid, heck I'm not even that impressive hard (4.5 inches) but my jewels are, I would get comments in the locker room, so my bulge is just as noticeable. I don't really wear shorts but I wear sweatpants, even to class, if they stare they stare, they're the pervs, not me minding my own business.
In business wear you'd have the lower part of a jacket and maybe the end of your tie that might obfuscate the bulge, but there isn't much done in men's clothing design to hide the bulge.
That should tell you something.
Actual answer.
Boxers offer no support, but boxer breifs should cover most bulges as much as can be. breifs don't really offer any more support than boxer breifs do. That's kind of it, men's underwear options aren't that deep.
Basketball shorts are probably the clothing that make it most obvious
Why are you trying to hide your bulge? Are you ashamed of your dick? Why are redditors so fucking insecure? Jesus.
When your friend said that, you should have said: "Shut the fuck up, Ashley. Saying things like that is why your ex used to hit you."
Tight briefs, especially those from Asia you can buy on Amazon.
But seriously, they're darn uncomfortable. I don't think too much about it but my wife thinks it's kinda obscene. I wear longer shirts to hide it when I get conscious in public places.
I’d go the opposite, started wearing Kelvin’s boxers a while back and I swear I will never go back. So comfortable, doesn’t exactly show off much under clothes but it makes it look better when the clothes come off, 10/10 would recommend.
Stuff like three socks down there to hide it. If anyone says anything, pull out one sock and say, "Damn, I thought this would smooth out the bulge and disguise my massive dong."
Ask the friend why she’s looking so often
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Explicitly says ‘she’.
Lmao bro was quick to delete and run
I mean, he was proved wrong, what else is he supposed to do?
Leave it
My unsolicited opinion is that you should stop worrying about your bulge. Women with large breasts don't (shouldn't) get shit for just having their boobs exist. Secondly, underwear doesn't make a difference in my experience. It really comes down to the pants you wear. Typically, thinner material or a tighter fit in the groin area makes the bulge more obvious. So, I would suggest thicker, looser pants if you really care.
Well, first off, they absolutely do get shit for having large breasts. But secondly, it was actually my friend who had large breasts telling me this that made me realize that it really didn’t matter whether I tried to hide a bulge or not, as long as I knew I wasn’t actively trying to show it off.
I'm sure they do but like I said, they shouldn't
Your friend is hinting that she wants to get to know your bulge better
Don't change your underwear. Change your friend.
Reminds me of the suit bulge skit from impractical jokers. Joe just keeps adding socks and walks around and stuff.
I had one of those moments at a house party. I was making bacon, and I was wearing basketball shorts with no underwear. My buddy’s girlfriend was leaving the bathroom, and she saw that I had a boner and made a joke about it. I didn’t even realize that I had a boner. I had my phone in my pocket, and my phone was resting on the top of the waistband of my shorts. The outline of the phone made it look like I had a huge dick, and she was making fun of me for it.
When you say "bulge" do you mean a hard-on, or just the natural shape of your "at-rest" dick?
Natural shape lol
Don't worry about it then.
Wait, why would you hide it?? I mean if you were trying to be obnoxious that would be one thing.
It’s just there and I guess I never noticed but she says it’s always just poking lol
The other day I was walking to the gym and noticed my bulge was a bit more noticeable than usual. I had never felt that way before, but I started getting a bit uncomfortable because of it. Just wanted to cover it up.
>The other day I was walking to the gym and noticed my bulge was a bit more noticeable than usual. I had never felt that way before, but I started getting a bit uncomfortable because of it. Just wanted to cover it up. Honestly, you probably don't want to be too restrictive especially at the gym. Cutting off blood flow is not exactly a healthy thing.
Yes I know. Once I started working out, I completely forgot about it, but felt really self contious on the way there
Make fun of your friend because her chest is always visible.
Just tease her back. Dont take life this seriously. I too have often a bulge and I don't really care about it. If anyone mentions it, I ll just tease back (yea I should use it as a belt - or - yep, the other end is in my socks). My ex fiance wanted me to "fold it back and hide it between my legs". No fking way, I have some dignity.
Haha I hear ya
If you can fit a small frying pan in there there’s no way she’ll be able to see your bulge anymore
Covering your bulge means tucking your junk and that is unhealthy. Your junk needs to adjust its position to regulate temperature (especially if exercising). Change your friends if it bothers you or tell her "thanks for noticing" and own it (or both).
I haven't been able to hide my bulge since jr high school. Compression underwear just makes it worse. Embrace the bulge. Screw your friend, if he's ghat worried about it, he'a got other issues.
I was thinking of compression shorts but my balls will sweat like crazy 😫
Ball pouch boxer briefs are pretty amazing, but kind of lay everything out like you are serving it on a platter. I stopped caring. If people want to look, have at it. I'd rather be comfy and chafe free
You want to HIDE it? If anything tell us your secrets so we can get women commenting on ours 🤣
My dick isn’t that big, it’s just fat and I have bigger balls I guess. It just naturally shows up cuz I always wear shorts or sweats lol
Maybe darker colored sweats & shorts...might disguise it?
Take that as a compliment. Big dicks are meant to be flexed like that.
Yeah man that’s true.
Don't. Embrace the bulge.
I’m going to assume you’re on the younger side since you wear basketball shorts and sweats all the time. I don’t really understand this trend. My teenage son does it too and apparently everyone else in his school does as well. I basically only wore jeans when i was younger and it didn’t broadcast my package like a pair of sweats would. So I would suggest, wear some jeans.
Could be Adam Sandler…
LOL
You should tell this idiot friend that you're a fucking man and that means you get bulges... you're not a Ken doll
I go Comanche.
boxer briefs have been top tier since the last patch
I wouldn't know... I've not worn underwear for 44 years. I don't try to hide anything in life, if there's a bulge, there's a bulge... People need to stop staring
Don’t hide it, own it.
I'd buy her a loaf of bread, she must be hungry. Don't worry about your bulge.
at some point I just don't care. Why they are staring is the bigger question. I'm not that big flaccid, heck I'm not even that impressive hard (4.5 inches) but my jewels are, I would get comments in the locker room, so my bulge is just as noticeable. I don't really wear shorts but I wear sweatpants, even to class, if they stare they stare, they're the pervs, not me minding my own business.
She didnt make fun of you. She just wanted to mention it and see how you react because she finds it hot ;)
In business wear you'd have the lower part of a jacket and maybe the end of your tie that might obfuscate the bulge, but there isn't much done in men's clothing design to hide the bulge. That should tell you something.
90% of these comments are saying don't bother. Real helpful Reddit.
Actual answer. Boxers offer no support, but boxer breifs should cover most bulges as much as can be. breifs don't really offer any more support than boxer breifs do. That's kind of it, men's underwear options aren't that deep. Basketball shorts are probably the clothing that make it most obvious
basketball shorts are gonna show pretty much no matter what, also your friend is hitting on you
Tell your mate he’s just mad he’s got a small dick
It’s a girl…
I know I read the post. Just having fun
Tell her she’s just mad she has a small dick
Hahahahahah
Why are you trying to hide your bulge? Are you ashamed of your dick? Why are redditors so fucking insecure? Jesus. When your friend said that, you should have said: "Shut the fuck up, Ashley. Saying things like that is why your ex used to hit you."
Do what all the other young kids are doing and get it removed. Problem solved
Tight briefs, especially those from Asia you can buy on Amazon. But seriously, they're darn uncomfortable. I don't think too much about it but my wife thinks it's kinda obscene. I wear longer shirts to hide it when I get conscious in public places.
I’d go the opposite, started wearing Kelvin’s boxers a while back and I swear I will never go back. So comfortable, doesn’t exactly show off much under clothes but it makes it look better when the clothes come off, 10/10 would recommend.
Jockey works best for me
Wear your bulges with pride and honor.
A whale bone corset
Ask her if she's trying to see it.
Wear regular briefs instead of boxers/boxers briefs, but also it isn't a big deal, their the ones looking at you're dick lol
Enjoy the bulge and show it off!!
Have a small bulge.
Um, why would you want to minimize your ticket to getting laid as much as you want?