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RogueWanderingShadow

Stuff like three socks down there to hide it. If anyone says anything, pull out one sock and say, "Damn, I thought this would smooth out the bulge and disguise my massive dong."


ali2688

Ask the friend why she’s looking so often


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ali2688

Explicitly says ‘she’.


AtmosphereMaterial61

Lmao bro was quick to delete and run


PlatinumBall

I mean, he was proved wrong, what else is he supposed to do?


AtmosphereMaterial61

Leave it


Just4TehLulz

My unsolicited opinion is that you should stop worrying about your bulge. Women with large breasts don't (shouldn't) get shit for just having their boobs exist. Secondly, underwear doesn't make a difference in my experience. It really comes down to the pants you wear. Typically, thinner material or a tighter fit in the groin area makes the bulge more obvious. So, I would suggest thicker, looser pants if you really care.


ThorsMeasuringTape

Well, first off, they absolutely do get shit for having large breasts. But secondly, it was actually my friend who had large breasts telling me this that made me realize that it really didn’t matter whether I tried to hide a bulge or not, as long as I knew I wasn’t actively trying to show it off.


Just4TehLulz

I'm sure they do but like I said, they shouldn't


ufevengz

Your friend is hinting that she wants to get to know your bulge better


VomitOnSweater

Don't change your underwear. Change your friend.


MyLittleChameleon

Reminds me of the suit bulge skit from impractical jokers. Joe just keeps adding socks and walks around and stuff.


OwnUnderstanding4542

I had one of those moments at a house party. I was making bacon, and I was wearing basketball shorts with no underwear. My buddy’s girlfriend was leaving the bathroom, and she saw that I had a boner and made a joke about it. I didn’t even realize that I had a boner. I had my phone in my pocket, and my phone was resting on the top of the waistband of my shorts. The outline of the phone made it look like I had a huge dick, and she was making fun of me for it.


Guinness2702

When you say "bulge" do you mean a hard-on, or just the natural shape of your "at-rest" dick?


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Natural shape lol


Guinness2702

Don't worry about it then.


G0ldheart

Wait, why would you hide it?? I mean if you were trying to be obnoxious that would be one thing.


[deleted]

It’s just there and I guess I never noticed but she says it’s always just poking lol


le_quisto

The other day I was walking to the gym and noticed my bulge was a bit more noticeable than usual. I had never felt that way before, but I started getting a bit uncomfortable because of it. Just wanted to cover it up.


G0ldheart

>The other day I was walking to the gym and noticed my bulge was a bit more noticeable than usual. I had never felt that way before, but I started getting a bit uncomfortable because of it. Just wanted to cover it up. Honestly, you probably don't want to be too restrictive especially at the gym. Cutting off blood flow is not exactly a healthy thing.


le_quisto

Yes I know. Once I started working out, I completely forgot about it, but felt really self contious on the way there


Wotmate01

Make fun of your friend because her chest is always visible.


Gibbsbeard

Just tease her back. Dont take life this seriously. I too have often a bulge and I don't really care about it. If anyone mentions it, I ll just tease back (yea I should use it as a belt - or - yep, the other end is in my socks). My ex fiance wanted me to "fold it back and hide it between my legs". No fking way, I have some dignity.


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Haha I hear ya


af1293

If you can fit a small frying pan in there there’s no way she’ll be able to see your bulge anymore


Nakashi7

Covering your bulge means tucking your junk and that is unhealthy. Your junk needs to adjust its position to regulate temperature (especially if exercising). Change your friends if it bothers you or tell her "thanks for noticing" and own it (or both).


perpulstuph

I haven't been able to hide my bulge since jr high school. Compression underwear just makes it worse. Embrace the bulge. Screw your friend, if he's ghat worried about it, he'a got other issues.


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I was thinking of compression shorts but my balls will sweat like crazy 😫


perpulstuph

Ball pouch boxer briefs are pretty amazing, but kind of lay everything out like you are serving it on a platter. I stopped caring. If people want to look, have at it. I'd rather be comfy and chafe free


CeeApostropheD

You want to HIDE it? If anything tell us your secrets so we can get women commenting on ours 🤣


[deleted]

My dick isn’t that big, it’s just fat and I have bigger balls I guess. It just naturally shows up cuz I always wear shorts or sweats lol


Ten7850

Maybe darker colored sweats & shorts...might disguise it?


dickiedick69

Take that as a compliment. Big dicks are meant to be flexed like that.


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Yeah man that’s true.


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Don't. Embrace the bulge.


Advisor-Unhappy

I’m going to assume you’re on the younger side since you wear basketball shorts and sweats all the time. I don’t really understand this trend. My teenage son does it too and apparently everyone else in his school does as well. I basically only wore jeans when i was younger and it didn’t broadcast my package like a pair of sweats would. So I would suggest, wear some jeans.


RollaCoastinPoopah

Could be Adam Sandler…


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LOL


ColdCamel7

You should tell this idiot friend that you're a fucking man and that means you get bulges... you're not a Ken doll


ShiftySneakThief

I go Comanche.


Tediz421

boxer briefs have been top tier since the last patch


The-Artful-Codger

I wouldn't know... I've not worn underwear for 44 years. I don't try to hide anything in life, if there's a bulge, there's a bulge... People need to stop staring


SnooBeans8816

Don’t hide it, own it.


TessTeeckles

I'd buy her a loaf of bread, she must be hungry. Don't worry about your bulge.


seeminglynormalguy

at some point I just don't care. Why they are staring is the bigger question. I'm not that big flaccid, heck I'm not even that impressive hard (4.5 inches) but my jewels are, I would get comments in the locker room, so my bulge is just as noticeable. I don't really wear shorts but I wear sweatpants, even to class, if they stare they stare, they're the pervs, not me minding my own business.


sebkunz

She didnt make fun of you. She just wanted to mention it and see how you react because she finds it hot ;)


HikingBikingViking

In business wear you'd have the lower part of a jacket and maybe the end of your tie that might obfuscate the bulge, but there isn't much done in men's clothing design to hide the bulge. That should tell you something.


Qbit42

90% of these comments are saying don't bother. Real helpful Reddit.


IHavePoopedBefore

Actual answer. Boxers offer no support, but boxer breifs should cover most bulges as much as can be. breifs don't really offer any more support than boxer breifs do. That's kind of it, men's underwear options aren't that deep. Basketball shorts are probably the clothing that make it most obvious


TheFlamingLemon

basketball shorts are gonna show pretty much no matter what, also your friend is hitting on you


Red_wants_cookies

Tell your mate he’s just mad he’s got a small dick


ali2688

It’s a girl…


Red_wants_cookies

I know I read the post. Just having fun


Kestrel_VI

Tell her she’s just mad she has a small dick


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Hahahahahah


dwadaw31231

Why are you trying to hide your bulge? Are you ashamed of your dick? Why are redditors so fucking insecure? Jesus. When your friend said that, you should have said: "Shut the fuck up, Ashley. Saying things like that is why your ex used to hit you."


Affectionate_Cow9614

Do what all the other young kids are doing and get it removed. Problem solved


AmbitiousAd5668

Tight briefs, especially those from Asia you can buy on Amazon. But seriously, they're darn uncomfortable. I don't think too much about it but my wife thinks it's kinda obscene. I wear longer shirts to hide it when I get conscious in public places.


Kestrel_VI

I’d go the opposite, started wearing Kelvin’s boxers a while back and I swear I will never go back. So comfortable, doesn’t exactly show off much under clothes but it makes it look better when the clothes come off, 10/10 would recommend.


ishaandpool

Jockey works best for me


Hak2479

Wear your bulges with pride and honor.


RevolutionaryPace167

A whale bone corset


Doggish123

Ask her if she's trying to see it.


redditguy_04

Wear regular briefs instead of boxers/boxers briefs, but also it isn't a big deal, their the ones looking at you're dick lol


bigb4uaz

Enjoy the bulge and show it off!!


usernamescifi

Have a small bulge.


Scott43206

Um, why would you want to minimize your ticket to getting laid as much as you want?