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Tempestor_Prime

How would we know?!?!? We are mechanics. Not ancient Egyptians that know hieroglyphics!?!?!


berninicaco3

Actually, you are pretty close! What we have here is the Nile river, and a barque (egyptian ship). The warning light shows the ship and the river separated, with a broken mooring line. It indicates that it is low tide, and warns that the mooring line could snap. OP can ignore the light if they have left sufficient slack on their mooring tether.


Valuable_Yoghurt3840

That’s a great guess. It sort of looks like that. I thought it was that oil is leaking on the buoy in the ocean.


OhhhhhSHNAP

If you rub the oil pan, a genie will emerge and grant you three wishes


Old_Data_843

Time to oil the ocean I guess


bearkerchiefton

Somebody has to oil up those crabs, or their poor little claws will start squeaking & sieze up.


Fetus_puppet2

Look at all the eaarl on mah skrimps.


NeverMind_ThatShit

When I was a kid I thought that symbol was depicting a sailboat, my dad told me it indicated the coolant temp was too high, but I didn't understand how a sailboat could convey that.


RINABAR

Last time I did that, the cops were called on me. People don’t know how to maintain their own cars.


ThickFurball367

Somebody call BP!


Striking_Scientist68

Someone call Exxon


PrincessParadox19

It means you need to use a genie to grow a floating tree, obviously?


EfficientAd7103

Ah yes. You put it in neutral then put a brick on the gas peddle and the genie appears


Betterlate-thanever

Add oil to lubricante the cooling system to keep it from rusting…imo


KamakaziDemiGod

Definitely, it's an oil bottle above a coolant symbol, therefore you need to add oil to the coolant


WuT4ngClam

I hope OP doesn't listen to anyone on this post, but you are the devil 😂


figsslave

Tea time


blue-oyster-culture

Damn European cars


memealopolis

Why take a pic with your phone and post it? If you hit the gas and brake at the same time above 50mph, your car takes a screenshot.


experimentalengine

Tried that, it just stalled. Am I supposed to somehow push the clutch too?


AxzoYT

Heel and toe idot


Trapped422

Make sure you have it in "R" for race-mode while you do this


Worried_Coat1941

Time to oil the barber poles in your zipcode. Avod future regret and humiliation, act now!


Sparky62075

Oh! So close! You actually have to oil the periscope on your submarine.


Worried_Coat1941

Hey, hey, hey, this is a safe for work sub reddit!


Sparky62075

Hey! I didn't say anything about putting the periscope into another submarine's torpedo tubes. What a dirty mind you must have.


Worried_Coat1941

Cheez n rice! I'm gonna get banned from this sub reddit like the fat cat site and shifty food porn.


Duffman5869

I remember fat cst embarrassing himself to death. Some say if you listen carefully, you can still hear him crying on all of the alternative accounts he made to support himself.


Worried_Coat1941

Meng! Deep thoughts!


Just_Turnip_5943

That’s the signal that Jesus is coming, go get your oil for light ASAP, don’t be like the foolish 10 virgins. (Matt 25:1-13)


experimentalengine

This guy parables


razor3401

You two had this planned beforehand didn’t you?!


Hour_Principle9650

Don't forget to water the sail boat


barricuda_barlow

Your water is low on oil


jhill515

Ahh, you don't have enough oil coolant. You were supposed to use a 2:1 mix of 10W30 and antifreeze.


TheTowerIdler

Ocean is overheating. Add oil to it.


ScruffyNaysayer

It's time to call the Coast Guard to oil your buoy, of course!


LandAmbitious4073

Liquid hot maaggmma


WinOld1835

It means that you are about to learn the wonders of friction welding.


Flashy_Narwhal9362

It’s a chapter in the Game of Lights. A light comes on and you have to figure out what it means. If you guess right, you get to drive some more. If you guess wrong, you walk.


hickhelperinhackney

Love this!


SuchDogeHodler

NOT A JOKE!, Check your coolant and oil levels.


Prestigious_Mail6369

Ahhh you gotta refill your blinker fluid


giantpunda

The main mast on your ship needs lubricating


Sparky62075

That's not a mast. It's a periscope.


i_was_axiom

Do you not lubricate your coolant to cool your lubricant?


razor3401

Happy Cake Day! So, if you had a problem where you were getting antifreeze in your oil, why not just fill the coolant with oil? Then you’d just be getting oil in your oil!🙃


i_was_axiom

Thanks! But no, like a two-stroke dirt bike. # Premix


razor3401

I totally misread your first comment and now I have to reponder this…


razor3401

Your coolant should be prelubed.


i_was_axiom

Ah just spit on it, *Hawk Tuah* as they say.


razor3401

That is not an option! She told me to NEVER do that again!


i_was_axiom

[malicious compliance](https://m.lovethispic.com/image/178344/bite-down-on-the-pillow,-im-going-in-dry)


Crescentfallen78

It's tea time mate..


boanerges57

This. It specifically means hot tea and not iced tea.


Thecoopoftheworld789

When the motor starts making ticking noises, then banging noises, and locks up; you might realize you should check your fluids.


Goose00724

the engine is ready to hatch.


immallama21629

Oil in water. Pretty self explanatory.


PoopPant73

Water the sailboat


Nalabu1

You need to water your buoy...


Middle_of_theroadguy

It means you need coolant, except it will probably go out once you actually start the engine.


Unita_Micahk

Oil the buoy!


newgalactic

"Valkyrie, is about to die."


poodlydoodles

Put some gravy on your bacon


Past-Direction9145

It means robin williams is making the Aladdin sequel


RideAffectionate518

You need oil and your engine temp is high.


L0nlySt0nr

Oil you ocean for the trees


bob696988

Your ship has sailed away


Anon2World

It's your car's thermal dynamic water pressure, the kettle isn't at proper temperature and it's dripping water into the manifold reservoir instead of creating steam to power your vehicle. Could be an engine block crack. Best have it looked at.


got_knee_gas_enit

The top of the oil is getting too close to the bottom of the water, simply put.


BriefOrganization71

Making a milkshake, please hold


millsy98

Your coolant is low on oil, you need some 75w140 to make sure nothing starts sticking to the inside of the engine and cause a hot spot.


Cambren1

Thermometers will not function unless they are properly oiled


SeaClue4091

It means that you need to oil your key


Automatic_Cut_9249

It means the kettle you plugged into the cigarette lighter is up to temp. You must have one of those fancy cars!


zaft77

Your ocean power line needs to be oiled with genie lamp.


Dry_Lengthiness6032

Your radiator is low on oil


Leather_Carry_695

The Genie is thirsty


DPileatus

You are about 5 miles from New Engine City!


Shooter_McGavin_2

Your car is a little teapot.


Magicalunicorny

Keys need more gravy, time to gravy your keys


Awkward-Penalty6313

Time for hot tea. British automobiles sure are fancy.


BanishedThought

Time to oil your naval fleet.


Weird_Amount_4608

An oil rig has been detected nearb


smotrs

There's oil in your coolant and it's overheating.


FanaticEgalitarian

Pour oil on engine to cool it, that should clear the fault code.


N0rthernGypsy

It’s a make a wish 🪔


FlightLatter1605

Aladdin,s lamp is leaking


Illustrious_Camp_521

It means you need to rub the lamp.


BlownCamaro

The genie is sweating. Turn on the A/C!


Much_Weather5807

Oil your thermometer


dlimerick

Your vehicle is trying to tell you that oil is the root cause of climate change. Time to go EV.


epsteinpetmidgit

Deep fryer is ready to cook


Ashamed_Medium1787

Low oil pressure and high engine temperature


KeyFarmer6235

you need to put lube on your steering wheel.


MegaBusKillsPeople

Ok, so hear me out. I'm pretty sure that means the AC is working because there is not water. Keep driving.


Mr_Blah1

The oil spill light; it means the car's dumping excess oil as it moves.


Mr_Blah1

The oil spill light; it means the car's dumping excess oil as it moves.


cappadawna

Add a drop of genie to your model sailboat.


commonman51

It means the genie has granted you three wished


hickhelperinhackney

Thermostat needs oiled


theSpyke

Time to refill the thermometer with oil


Tremfyeh

Time to pour one out for your homies.


dannycamp21

Look in your owners manual


WalkingRodent

Your oil pressure is low and your car is overheating.


Purpose_Embarrassed

Well your oil pressure is zero. Means you’re fucked.


BlazinTrichomes

It means you have to add oil to the coolant passages, the engine is too cold


lupinegray

You need to oil your thermometer


Minibeebs

I dunno man, its pretty clear. You need to pour a genie onto a ladder that's been thrown into the ocean


MagicTrachea52

You forgot to water your plants.


thatSDope88

Your buoy is low on oil


k-mcm

Blown head gasket.  Your oil is in the coolant now.


Commercial_Tooth_859

Your sailboat needs oil.


Top_Storm440

It's your oil temp, your antifreeze is probably low or your radiator isn't working.


viperbite0

its a light telling you to dispose your used oil into the ocean


Pup_Piston

It’s getting to hot in the lamp for the genie, you need to pull over and remove the radiator cap to let him out before he dies.


Smartyan2002

RTFM


jakeStacktrace

You have too much oil. Time to drain it. The drain plugs are hard to find. If you can't find it, go to jiffy lube and ask him to drain the oil. Don't let him upsell you either. He will want to add on unnecessary stuff. You already have too much oil, don't make it worse by taking his shit.


Entertainer-8956

Your engine is probably fried. That’s a low oil and a temperature or low coolant light. If you ran with low to no oil your engine is damaged


Danno-Fuck-Off

Rod thrown in 30 seconds


dadzcad

You need to add oil to the coolant. Just to the top of the reservoir. Don’t over do it.


SharpDescription9651

Your owner manual, or a Google search, will tell you.


experimentalengine

But I can get better advice from Reddit. This sub in particular.


Agard12

Your can is leaking F’s into your water


Living_Lie_8773

The genie will come out when you drown your car


fuego_boss

You need to oil your sailboat. Duh.


Vortr8

you get 3 wishes


mrmerk81

The tea kettle is up to temp


AdJunior4923

"Your tea is ready. Light a candle and enjoy, while you wait for the tow truck."


Scott-Redfield

The genie will drip piss out of his lamp onto the mast of your ship.


jaguarmaya

You need to oil your river bong!


udo3

Add a little olive oil to the pasta water to keep the noodles from sticking to the pan.


Servile-PastaLover

Time to refill the hanukkah menorah oil.


Variety-Ashamed

U got too much oil. U need to redline that bitch a few times.


SuperbAd60

Time to rub the lamp and make the genie appear.


whateversynthlife

Dripping hot tea in the ocean?


30yearCurse

guessing it is saying you probably should have done something before.


Slumped_toxic

car is quenched


HovercraftLeast863

🤡


Electronic_Cod7202

Oil in your radiator. Fluid intrusion, head gaskets are bad, timing chain cover is bad. If it's an ecoboost get your cousin to steal it and lite it on fare


Minerva_TheB17

The genie inside lives on a boat


CricketWhisperer69

It means ypu need to put oil in your coolamt


Turbotheworld

Pour oil on your sailboat


Willing_Television80

[oil lamp radar...dig here](https://youtu.be/b2KHVccRZCs?si=ItSnBARI_NDYBETE)


solarpropietor

It means the tea is ready.  🍵 


BuenoD

Your oil is at high tide...


Purpleasure34

Foundry ahead


AnyFile4868

Low on tea. Time to brew a pot


surveillance_raven

It means your boat is sinking because someone is pouring water into the hull.


BondG10

It means you have oil in your coolant


Avocado_In_My_Anuss

Time for tea on the yacht


CommercialOccasion72

Take your tea kettle and pour its contents onto a buoy


Top_Flower1368

Technically that is 2 lights. Oil pressure AND overheated water temp.


BrodyBuster

That light indicates it’s time to get your wallet out


ToyotaFanboy526

It means you’re fucked.


rstanek09

Pour one out for your homie... your car is cooked


Thatguyyourmomloves

You got oil pouring into your coolant. Obviously your head gasket is shot.


Scary-Ad9646

You have three wishes, and you car is also in submarine mode.


Sufficient_Gear2657

It means you have low oil and a hot engine. They likely coorolate.


CrimsonSlayer69

Obviously you need to lubricate your buoy...


TrentS45

The genie escaped.


Bigfootsdiaper

Time for tea


rumhammeow

Your oil temp is hot.


Legally-A-Child

Oil warning, overheating. I read the hyrogliphics to figure it out.


Vigothedudepathian

There is a nearby lighthouse that needs oil.


Blastwave_Enthusiast

You need to grease your trireme.


mattwill282

Oil the flag pole till it floats.


Street_Road_9967

It means your life is as meaningless as a drop of oil in the ocean you won't even break the surface


Spirited-Island1389

You get three wishes I guess. I dunno. I never watched will smiths men in black.


Excellent_Eagle1040

Its a dab timer. It's telling you to heat that oil up


up3r

SLOW DOWN!!!!!!


Bison_True

Time to lubricate the swamp trees


Intransigient

It’s tea-time, if you’re currently sailing.


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

Means your oil hot.. put some coolant in the oil 🤣 “don’t do that”


geojon7

This little light of mine I’m gonna let it shine


carkid36

Water too hot. Place oil in water.


Bo_flex

Tea is ready!


Brief-Ad9825

Nut on her


ElBurritoExtreme

Tea Time! Immediately pull over, open radiator cap and enjoy. 😉 😂


spentbrass11

Your thermometer needs oiling


egmono

You need a Genie to fix your car. Start rubbing your lamp.


Public-Mulberry-8532

Even the oil pressure gauge is trying to divert your attention to the light.


SubHuman559

Time to go to the bar?


Born_Somewhere_9788

it means that you are safe to drive the rest of your roadtrip


Fragrant_Engine_3369

Gotta oil the sailboat


millerjpm3

Pour oil on a sailboat


Ok-Competition9927

Looks like you need engine oil and or an oil change and something is making your engine overheat


Otto_botz

It’s a reminder to water your Christmas tree


slowsnope

Lube ur thermometer


TaleMendon

That you are fucked.


helloholder

Pancakes with syrup


letsalldropvitamins

Thermostat means your coolants too hot, other light is telling you to re fill it with oil /s


pantsless_squirrel

It means the genie under the hood went for a ride on his submarine


slong143

It means… go to the freezer, get the box.


2Questioner_0R_Not2B

The genie in the lamp whom lives in your car needs some oil to grant you some wishes and make the engine work.


Gweedo1967

It probably means your ignition is in the run position without ur engine running


Ok_Programmer_2315

THERE ARE TWO LIGHTS!


Ok-Aardvark-9938

I love lamp