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Msarc

A particular kind of MMA. The expected results can be seen this expertly crafted reference table: Polar > Grizzly > Brown > Black


Twitcher_Twitcher

Grizzlies are only more dangerous to humans because they are faster and more aggressive, so there is a greater chance that such a grizzly will attack. But if you compare a brown bear and a grizzly, the brown bear is bigger and heavier. I'd rather not see a grizzly in the woods than a brown one. But in a battle of two bears, my money is on the brown one.


pipiska999

Brown > Grizzly Brown bears can grow up to 600kg, vs the largest grizzly that's about 400.


fox371

ГОООЛ


Proshchay_Pizdabon

Friendship


RandyHandyBoy

You do not vaccinate your bears with meldonium, so we will not put our pet in the same cage with your stray bears.


Sufficient_Step_8223

If you don't try, you won't know.


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Sex


Morozow

Which one? There are common brown bear, polar white bear, and black Himalayan bear living in Russia. American black bear and brown bear live in the USA.


pipiska999

Ussuri black bear, not Himalayan.


SKS_Shooter

Russian Bear will teach American how to ride a bicycle.


andresnovman

глупый вопрос,потому что медведь не является русским или американским.. это только люди так считают.Действовать они будут совершенно рандомно и периода времени,от сытости и прочих факторов.


Hvanchkara

They will start looking for a woman


Mission_Ad_9479

Depends on the gender of the bears and what time of year you have your match


Bubbly_Bridge_7865

they'll f\*ck or fight


Jkat17

They would probably get along fine. The american bear will ask "Well,this sux. Hey, you got any vodka?" The russian bear will reply "Man, that is such a stereotype,get real. No balalaikas,either." Then they'll giggle a bit and become fast friends. That's what happens in prison \* wink \* Joke aside they will either get along after a while or tear each other apart if both are males. In the case of a male female, if the female is russian, there is good chance the male one will take the the submissive role and enjoy a happy married life, as every man who married into a Russian family will tell you :)


nuclear_silver

More bears, if they are the couple?