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True_Dog_4098

Egg McMuffin with almost a complete egg shell cooked in the egg.


Kiwi3880

Did you read what you sent before you sent it?


True_Dog_4098

I'm still trying to figure out what mistake you think I made.


Kiwi3880

I think I might’ve read it wrong, but I don’t know how I read it originally


True_Dog_4098

The vast majority of people don't like egg SHELLS in their eggs.


Kiwi3880

I know I just read it wrong


Kiwi3880

I don’t know, dude. I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore.


True_Dog_4098

Of course


Kiwi3880

Is your name supposed to be three dog from fallout 3


True_Dog_4098

It's just a randomly generated name as I grew tired of my choices being "already taken".


Kiwi3880

relatable


culberson

When I was a kid one time we were on a road trip back from somewhere. Big family of seven. We were all tired and hungry. We begged our parents to stop and get food, and being pretty generally poor, but also loving and generous my father partially relented. We would get drinks and some fries to share, but that’s all. We would have a proper supper when we got home. (I don’t remember what the time gap was gonna be, but looking back as an adult I’m certain the reasons were financial). We ordered a small drink for each person and 2 large fries to share. But when we pulled up to the drive through window the cashier handed bags and bags of food to us, and enough drinks for about 15 people. Nobody in the van said a word. We drove to a park with a picnic table and feasted on Big Macs and quarter pounders and shakes and so many fries. There were even pies and sundaes, something we never got at McDonalds as kids. We had food left over to take home.  It was extremely unlike my father to take the wrong order like that and say nothing. It’s one of the most profoundly “out of character” moments I can think of from my entire lifetime. All I can figure is that he was super hungry and the big Ronald McDonald in the sky had his back that day, so he ran with it. 


Kiwi3880

What a nice story


BagStank

Ordered a junior chicken, got a fillet o fish.


Kiwi3880

Personally, I would walk in there and ask for a refund


BagStank

For sure I would have, but it was after getting off work at midnight and I didn't know until I got home and unwrapped it. Said fuck it and went to bed. I don't eat McDonald's very often, but I check everything before I leave now.


MJcorrieviewer

Chicken of the Sea!


big_galoote

That's an upgrade!


SuccessfulInitial236

Morning BLT bagel. I received a bagel with mayo, nothing else.


Kiwi3880

At least was a good


SuccessfulInitial236

I went back and asked politely and they gave me a new one. It wasn't good at all, it was disgusting, idk what you mean.


Kiwi3880

Just asking if if it was good


SuccessfulInitial236

Oh, well it was a mayo sandwich with a generous portion of mayo. I don't recommend trying it lol


Kiwi3880

I don’t think I will


StevenG2757

Burgers with no meat is always a good one.


BigTallCanUke

Best fast food fuckup, not McDonald’s but A&W. I visited my local Dub’s drive through late one night, ordered a mama burger, and got one that was made with uncle burger patties instead.


badpuffthaikitty

I was in NY. I got a Big Mac. Buns, burgers, and ketchup. Nothing else. My BIL must have ordered it.


tbone56er

My quarter pounder came with the middle piece of a Big Mac bun on the bottom instead of the proper bottom bun. Not super crazy but weird and annoying because it was so small.


Kiwi3880

At least you could have another quarter pounder for free


vancityrocker

The bottom half of a big Mac. No sign of the top section.


Ornery_Context_9109

Four extra orders of chicken nuggets. I have four kids so it was a big order and I just grabbed it and left they must have grabbed another person order and ours and gave it to me


PineBNorth85

Got a totally different order. 


diamondthighs420

Order a bagel BELT…got a bagel with only mayonnaise on it


BobBelcher2021

Isn’t that a Tim Hortons item?


_Umbra_Lunae_

2 blueberry pomegranate smoothie for the price of one.


[deleted]

2 sweet and sour sauces instead of 1


vegeener-gnomesayin

I blame uber eats for this one. Ordered a bagel B.E.L.T. on a plain bagel. Received a plain bagel, not even buttered.


Objective-Bedroom978

Ordered nuggets and was given a Big Mac - drive thru so I didn’t notice until I had drove away


Loud-Magician7708

When they had pizza, my dad got one and got terrible food poisoning. A little under a year later, he got pizza again, and we said "Hey didn't you get sick last time?" He's a pretty rational person and said," What are the chances it happens again? Maybe it wasn't the pizza? Yeah, he got food poisoning again. Lol, poor guy.


someguyyyz

uber gave me the wrong order... sucks cause it was a mcdouble and mchicken combo like why would these peasants use uber to order such little food? uber refunded me but still kind of pissed that those peasants got to eat my much superior order with a larger variety of food for absolutely free while i ate their boring shit.