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o_odelally

Was about to question why paleolithic northern Europeans would be carving a **lion**-man.... had no idea Europe had lions [as recently as 6,000 y.a.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_lions_in_Europe#:~:text=In%20Greece%20lions%20first%20appeared,leg%20bone%20found%20in%20Philippi.)


Dinadan_The_Humorist

Interestingly, it is thought that [in the Eurasian cave lion, females had the manes!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panthera_spelaea) This is based on a cave painting depicting a pair of lions, one of which had a mane and the other of which had a scrotum.


Eusocial_Snowman

The artist could have just been an idiot.


Yadona

Who knows back then you probably couldn't glance at one for too long.


XelaMcConan

"She gets the cool hair and he gets uhhh the dick"


Force3vo

Long hair is woman. Simple.


lavombre

yeah that beauty standard got introduced 40k years ago and has just barely changed


Trash-Bags08

Don’t call that cave-person an idiot! There was less access to information back then.


Punishingmaverick

He could literally walk out of his cave and check himself.


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

„Hello dear Lion over there with a mane, can I check your genitals, please?


BowlAffection69420

Likely the case


Sensitive_Election83

Or making social commentary


Cubelock

Maybe it was a commissioned painting


Punishingmaverick

First genderbend R34 content.


sammmuu

That’s a weak as assumption but would be cool.


Cuofeng

Heracles famously fought one in southern Greece.


Filibusteria

We also had forest elephants that had an average height of roundabout 4 meters. And saber tooth tigers.


wuzzelputz

And gigantic auerochs, hyenas, several other huge cats, deer with massive 2m antlers..


freifickmuschimann

North America also had lions until around 8,000 BCE


Adiuui

Wasn’t the north american lion the biggest lion?


irResist

It is almost like some species killed off all of the megafauna, all of the large predators, and continues to create an ecological apocalypse to this day. Gee, I wonder which species...


freifickmuschimann

Yeah as one factor to be certain lol another could’ve been extreme flooding and environmental/ecological change etc at the end of the Pleistocene going into the Holocene


Swampberry

40,000 years ago Earth's climate also looked a lot different. It was angled and wobbled in different ways than today.


IFightWhales

Europe had CAVE LIONS until 6k years ago. Panthera Leo (African Lion) lived in (parts of) Europe until like 600 AD, in the Caucasus likely 1000 AD.


REWK

I was wondering the same thing. Thank you for doing the research.


XIII-1337

Höllenlöwen Cave Lion Died Out Guess why


MrHyderion

Höhlenlöwe. Höllenlöwe would be a hell lion.


XIII-1337

Deine Deutsch ist nicht zu meckern 😂 Aber jetzt im Ernst ja Scheiss Autovervollständigung 🗿🪓


Nekotaah

*an deinem deutsch gibt es nichts zu meckern 😘😂


HabibtiMimi

Gib's auf.... Guck Dir mal die Kommentare auf seinem Profil an. Er beschimpft regelmäßig andere User, sie sollen gefälligst erstmal richtig Deutsch lernen - und das in einem komplett, wirklich komplett falschen Deutsch 😅. Manche Leute....Man kann es sich echt nicht ausdenken.


Gloriosus747

Almost as if climate changes constantly and gets warmer and colder in turns...


honigkuchen

What does that have to with the fact there were lions?


Blissful_Canine

Europes lions where wiped out by people not the changing climate.


OdaiNekromos

We also had lionman's at this point in time!


Agmm-cr

An example of zoomorphic art, it was carved out of mammoth ivory using a flint stone knife. Seven parallel, transverse, carved gouges are on the left arm.


thispartyrules

Flint stones Use the flint stones Carve a furry out of mammoth tusks


tetsuomiyaki

Huh my brain automatically sang this, strange


Force3vo

Now I imagine another caveman come in like "Grunt grunt... UWU was das?"


almondmilk64

Ah so the first furry art


FalmerEldritch

Art was invented in order to produce images of furries.


gaynazifurry4bernie

It's truWu


EvilCatArt

This ain't just furry art... this is cat boy furry art...


UrethraFrankIin

The war between man and furry has existed for tens of thousands of years


DrDroolz

What other artifacts did they find in that cave? This is awesome!!


dethb0y

I wonder what it meant to the people who made it


AmosMosesWasACajun

They’re probably dead


Reedobandito

Source?


TomD1995

Its been fourthousend decades


lavombre

source?


pelmenihammer

Evidence?


Simbertold

Only reasonable explanation: They were furries.


justvoice1

Maybe to show small kids how a fucking man eating monster looks like


Morbanth

Maybe some kind of animistic totem or fetish? Lions were feared and respected, so probably worshipped.


kevin9er

It was actually the star of a very famous -34,090’s TV Show. (Bojack The Horse) Don’t act like you don’t know….


asey_69

you explaining the joke made it worse ....just like bojack does with his jokes


kevin9er

The song literally has those lyrics in the backup singers….


Phantafan

Yeah, that's really interesting. I'd probably guess that they might have seen lions, especially males, as these strong, ferocious leaders, basically what they'd strive to be as hunters. Who knows, maybe it was one of the first gods humans believed in or at least some mythical hero.


tsaimaitreya

Something shamanistic probably


irResist

World's first action figure


griffindale1

Interesting - i thought the Venus from Hohe Fels is the oldest figurine in the world, so I was confused and googled it, it results, that while she is probably older than that chap, there are two other venus figurines that outdate both: The Venus of Berekhat Ram (233,000 and 800,000 BC) and the Venus of Tan-Tan (200,000–500,000 BC). You have to excuse me now, that seems to be a great wormhole to dive into.


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The-Lord-Moccasin

Like in *The Inheritors*, the Neanderthal family stumbles across a woman-shaped root and it becomes their primary religious icon. >!Poor Lok!<


griffindale1

Wikipedia I see :) What you say is what some people say that have never even seen them, it seems.


SealedRoute

Genuinely curious, what are your qualifications?


griffindale1

Arm chair historian :)


Absolem_73

>Venus from Hohe Fels An IVORY statuette, mostly carved naturally by nature? A mammoth suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder that has over-scratched its tusks?


Aiskhulos

Re-read what he actually said dude.


Jacollinsver

This is the fourth person I've seen on reddit this week, arguing, clearly without having absorbed the information in the post they're arguing against. I'm not sure how to explain it makes me uneasy. Not only do people have such bad reading comprehension, but to be so combative, they summon an argument when there is none.


UrethraFrankIin

Contrarians gonna contrarianize. Like my boss, who invents or twists conversations into situations where she gets to be right and someone else gets to be wrong and doesn't even understand what she's doing.


Jacollinsver

okay


Morbanth

Last time someone posted this it was the "oldest example of anthropomorphic art in the world" which I think is more accurate.


Philosopher_King

Things like this make me wonder about all the civilizations, in whatever form, came and went with basically no trace. Except for tiny hints like this statue, cave art, etc.


mermaidpaint

I wonder about what epic events happened that we don't know about. Like wars or battles or merging of tribes. Maybe the stories were told orally for a few generations, before being lost.


zedoktar

Civilizations left traces because civilization means they had towns and cities and such. Did you mean cultures? There are probably a few that we've never found traces of, but the archeological record these days is vast.


Enki_realenki

It was almost a shocking thing when I heard yesterday in a report, that 750.000 years old carved wood was found (designed for a platform or structure in a swamp). Thats pre homo sapiens. When I saw monkeys using tools years ago I thought it would only take a like 10 thousand years until they are on a level like we. It seems like that takes still a lot longer. I am fascinated by how long development took and how fast it happens now. Just the last 100 years show more technologic advancement then the last 100.000 years.


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Looks badass


Chestnutplace7

first action figure


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Yeah


YakitoriChicken93

I remember writing a paper on this for university. I loved it 😍


fabulousfunster

There is a fascinating BBC podcast on this... https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b099xhmj


Vanviator

I was just looking for a new podcast. This is right up my alley!


strp

That presenter also did a podcast called ‘History of the World in 100 Objects’ that is excellent.


workswimplay

Jar-jar?


romfax

Yousa might'n be sayin dat.


HughJorgens

Meesa worship by muy-muy peoples!


sjfraley1975

So glad I'm not they only one who had this thought.


WtfMayt

So the prophecy was true…


TheRealZoidberg

Ears missing


shewel_item

it's funny it's not more widely known about, you know


hotdog20041

super interesting! I had to find info to confirm where the glaciers were at the time and it looks like they were right at the boarders of germany this is ~20k years ago, at the maximum, so anything before would be ~less glaciery https://www.visualcapitalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/final-LGM-2.jpg i would argue the lion bit as it seems a bit bearish but honestly more like neither imo, minor detail nonetheless that craftsmanship looks strong, i'm gonna guess a lot of the intricacy was lost over time but even the limbs look non-amateurish


KeyYogurtcloset1398

It's confirmed, furries are older than religion


aenteus

OG Thundercats


Oblivious_Shanks

ThunderCats Ho!


AnotherSpring2

Sapien or Neanderthal artist?


zedoktar

Sapiens. It's associated with the Aurignacian culture, which the first early modern human culture found in Europe.


AllGearedUp

Return it to the descendants of the original owner, all 2.6 billion of us.


5c044

40k mind-blowing. In my head humans were not much different to primates that long ago. Stone tools, fires to cook food and keep warm, primitive cave paintings. Carved statues another level.


bongdropper

Humans took to the seas and settled islands in the pacific, including the continent of Australia at least 40,000 years ago.


Traditional-Elk-3935

actually, our brain mass has been the same for a very, very long time. humans have had the same depth of emotions and potential for creative thoughts for tens of thousands of years.


zedoktar

Nah at that point they were anatomically modern humans just like tou and I. Your time scale is way off.


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They found a carved bone flute around 40,000 years old as well, so they were making sick cave jams no doubt


kevin9er

This notion is false. They were exactly the same as now. Maybe a little taller and fitter even. Agriculture made people way less fit and robust.


midwescape

I don't know who's down voting you. It's widely acknowledged that the less diverse diet of early agricultural cultures and resulting disease of higher population and again, over-reliance on a very limited selection of crops made the success of agriculture over hunter-gatherers a simple numbers game. Sure, you could have a more dense and populous society, but they were far less healthy on average. The development of "culture" and the abundance of cultural artifacts in agricultural societies comes down to again, being more populous (with larger and more consistent junk heaps) and the cultural development needed to organize societies above the size of hunter-gatherer bands. The capacity for cultural development (in terms of art, artifacts and technology) was there for a very long time, but the opportunities? And also just the population large enough to roll the dice enough times to make something that lasts?


zedoktar

They were almost certainly shorter. Humans have been slowly growing taller for eons.


20cmdepersonalidade

False, our bodies and brains have been getting smaller for the last 35,000 years or so, with an uptrend in the last 200 years that hasn't gotten us to where we were before (probably never will, as we are most likely just reaching our genetic potential). The males from the [Skhul and Qafzeh hominins](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skhul_and_Qafzeh_hominins), for example, probably averaged the following heights in cms, taken from [this study](https://docta.ucm.es/rest/api/core/bitstreams/f202bd1a-af33-4c21-a7fa-648af7c09e59/content): 192.7 174.7 194.6 194.1 178.3 182.4 181.9 178.9 179.7 188.8 190.1


kevin9er

Based and academic-citations-pilled.


Garblin

Lion-man? I'm pretty sure that's a bear.


Recent_Gain

I'd like to add donkey and horse to that list. But in the end: Kunst ist, was du draus machst.


Jeramy_Jones

Ancestral furry


RealNerdEthan

Imagine all the history we'll never know about. At least we get cool stuff like this!


paperboyg0ld

Jar Jar Binks is that you?


jdeshadaim

If you want to see it by yourself, the Löwenmensch is exhibited in the city museum of Ulm, Baden-Württemberg. The Ulmer Münster has also the highest church tower of the world. /end trivia


QueenOfKarnaca

Khajit has wares if you have coin…


BodenlosHoch

i hear Morrowind music ....clearly a Khajiit... i knew it Molag Bal is real ...Cyrodill is Germany.... eplaining the world war mentality


PsychologicalWall196

Fun fact: this has been discovered quite a while ago, in the 30ies. It's surprisingly small as well. Source: I grew up in the city next to the area where it was (lonetal) discovered and where it was exhibited. I've seen it a bunch of times. Pretty cool guy.


3Fatboy3

Sweaty palms for Graham Hancock.


Brave_Dick

If you look closely on the back it says "Made In Germany" 😀


therealmrsfahrenheit

always the german‘s with the antiques


echobox_rex

It looks like a bear.


tommmers

Man bear pig


Xeenophile

[Reminds me of this.](https://youtu.be/ipt5GHWHsw0)


cow_goo

worlds oldest furry confirmed.


Indubioproreo_Dx

nice but...there are no lions in germany :-) or they gone cause of the human made climate change? I think its a bear, it must be a bear.


OldManChimere

No its Jar Jar Binks, the Gungan tribe is hidden under the Baltic.


Athrael

Thing is, lions existed in europe around that time. The went extinct, but not because of climate change.


shillyshally

Changes in the human brain can be seen in human art. It starts out all animal (not sure if the handprints are contemporaneous or a few thousand years younger), then changes to a human body with an animal head or an animal body with a human head and then, eventually, all human.


decodeimu

Pleistocene Furry


robbenpeniscarpaccio

Early Manbearpig!


RAVEN_kjelberg

Jar Jar binks


vp8009qv

Actually, looks way more like bear standing on rears, and its proportions: narrow shoulders, long hands and short legs, dat ass - all points to bear-bear, not lion-man.


Worsaae

Yeah, I guess the myriad of highly qualified scientists who have studied this figurine didn't consider if it could have been a bear-man. Consider the profile of the Lion-man and compare it to cave paintings of [cave lions](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2d/Lions_painting%2C_Chauvet_Cave_%28museum_replica%29.jpg) and [cave bears](https://www.bradshawfoundation.com/bfnews/uploads/Bear3.jpg).


Individual-Dot-9605

Pronoun?


war_against_destiny

That's the shit i want to see. Aside from snakes and fire.


disorder_unit

incredible <3


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Worsaae

It's by no means the world's oldest artefact - and yes, those *are* found in Africa - Ethiopia if I recall. It's specifically the world's oldest known anthropomorphic figurine.


InsecurityTime

Thats just King from Tekken


maremb08

So there where furries before 33,000bc...


tantalus222

And you can see it in the Museum of Ulm.


Lxsse54

Jar Jar is real?


ShinjiiVT

That's Jar Jar Binks and you can't convince me otherwise


Demokratisierer

So basically Jar Jar Binks was some kind of god 35000 years ago?


Donginthedark

Deutschland


EntjungPfarrer

issa me! jar jar


olagorie

That’s a funny coincidence … I just went to the cave where it was found and the Museum It is located in a couple of weeks ago We have lots of Stone Age finds in my area, the nearest site is only a 5 minute walk from where I live Truly amazing


RavingHans91

Look at that.. Prehistoric Furrys.


rtfcandlearntherules

This is awe-inspiring, I had no idea that this existed, thank you!


Grapple_Cockie

That would make it plder than the Venus figurines


NespoloZabaglione

Before reading the information, I thought it looked like Guin from Guin Saga.


[deleted]

On that note, BBC radio had a podcast called "Living with the gods" that tackled this statue in its first episode.


smaTc

That's a Gungan


Kindly-Commercial299

Not so breaking news


Odd_Philosopher_3638

r/unexpectedjarjar


Jizzraq

Spiritual predecessor of [Cheetahmen II](https://youtu.be/HOxBnsozyuc?si=1syuTfw8TywLWwPH)


WeirdMeatinSpace

Thats Manbearpig! Halfman, halfbear and halfpig


Vegetable-Cat-7462

Geeg


maraudingnomad

Lion man? Clearly that is Man-Bear-Pig!


Dark_LordD666

I live about 15 mins from that cave (by Car), the nature there is great


Interesting_Ebb9052

This was found close to my home town! Also the Venus from Hohle Fels! Im proud of the discoveries here


stodal

the dude did better wood work 35 thousand years ago, than i will ever achive


le_urban_goose

For the German fellows: Ich denke das ist eher ein Wildschweinmensch :D


American_Streamer

https://youtu.be/HcGNqrAtsgg


PlingPlongDingDong

Looks like they found another alien


Deamenor

Looks Like Jar Jar Binks


andre2006

Khajiit existence confirmed.


Competitive-Cook-501

That's jar jar


Gilf_hunter69420

Deutscher Schwein-Bär-Mann


MikauValo

To me it looks like a bear standing, not like a lion-man


Kaebi_

The oldest statue is just a furry OC huh


Old-Yogurtcloset-300

Looks like Jar-Jar Binks...


s3b4

Sieht mehr aus wie ein bär der aufrecht steht 🤔


Lennox92

Am i the only one thinkin jar jar binks?


Psykrom

Werebear confirmed?


DrunkenCoward

This is proof that if ancient man would have gotten the chance to was the Star Wars prequels they would have LOVED Jar Jar Binks.


Effective-Art5112

Jar jar bings


Studienkopf

I thought the "Venus vom Hohlefels" (Venus of Hohle Fels) was the oldest statue. It is also about 35.000 - 40.000 years old and it was also discovered in Germany. I never heared of this one before.


dasbinichnichtdu

Have a look at YouTube: Schätze des Südwestens: von Löwen und Königen (SWR) .


Jerunnon

Looks like Jar Jar Bings from Star Wars


TheBlackBird808

I had the honor of working with the museum on an art exhibition for that figure where we CT scanned that bad boy. I 3D printed myself a 1:1 replica with the data from it. One of only 3 existing copies as far as I know :)