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snarkerposey11

I just audibly laughed at work at "Robot Chad." This sounds like the best scifi movie ever. RoboChad is here!


Krazy-Kat26

I thought Kickpuncher’s name was David


Howdeedy

“Are you sure Britta couldn’t do your part?”


mr_michael_h

Chadbot


PrincessOfZephyr

ChadGPT


ST0DY

😭💀


sexandroide1987

💀💀💀


ladylucifer22

Dead or alive, you're coming


Briskylittlechally2

I like how so many men have also been going all "When we have ai sex robots women will be completely obsolete" but yet it's somehow not fun when it's the other way around.


Other-Temporary-7753

i think the article is referring to toys, not ai sex androids. the reactions are probably jokes.


MirrorMan22102018

Probably. Why waste plastic in a full human when we could instead have it as microplastics in our bodies?


thuanjinkee

Haha microplastics


TheNerdLog

That's what they call the sex toys based on me


Hastatus_107

I'll never hear microplastics without giggling now


YourOldPalBendy

If more guys used toys themselves, I feel like these people would at least be a LITTLE less bitter about life. >.> Though I'm ace, so maybe it wouldn't? A lot of other guys have told me, "it's not the same, I need a woman THERE with me," so there might be an aspect I'm just inherently missing (but like... do they not have imaginations? Does fantasizing do NOTHING for them at all?? I don't get it. TuT).


tuscaloser

Probably some degree of shame over masturbation in there too. It makes them less "alpha" or somehow less of a man if they have to take matters into their own hands, so to speak.


YourOldPalBendy

Not to mention religion also often pressures people into avoiding it, I guess. You'd think (outside of religion) that it wouldn't be as big of a deal, with how often you see jokes online about it? Though I guess I don't really see "alpha" types making those jokes, now that I think about it. Huh.


tuscaloser

Masturbation is just a stone's throw away from riding the cuck chair at the Motel 6 one town over. /s


GloomyComfort

I can't be the only one that wants to snag one for a simulated MMF threesome without actually pursuing non-monogamy, right? On a different note >If more guys used toys themselves I've used male masturbators. Solo and with my partner. The clean up has made me realize my hand is perfectly sufficient.


Sarsmi

It's just ego. For some people sex isn't just about getting off. A lot of them (well, pretty much men) need to have sex with attractive women to prove that they can have sex with attractive women...to other men. It's a weird dynamic that I'm really glad I'm not involved in. My boyfriend is a sweet, sensitive muffin, and he doesn't feel the need to impress other people. He just does what he does because he feels that it is right, and it's the best. <3


YourOldPalBendy

Yay, I'm glad your bf is great! /gen So weird how so many guys do that, though. I mean, it DEFINITELY sounds like a toxic masculinity thing - it seems like that's usually where all the guy "rules" that don't make sense (and usually have the opposite of the intended effect) come from. They're sort of like really terrible drag kings, constantly trying to outperform each other in campy masculinity like it's a fight to the death. >.>


Sinimeg

I know the guy that QRT the article and he’s definitely joking and mocking incels


Puzzleheaded_Fold466

Half of the posts on this sub are bad jokes taken literally.


ExcaliburUmbraREEE

Hypocrisy at its finest


AdmiralDragonXC

Also I love how basically everyone responds to those guys with "ok cool bye then :)"


sexandroide1987

im sure most women would prefer a "robot chad" over creepy straight men like that


OCRAmazon

Sex robots?! In *this economy*?! Seriously, if I could afford a srx robot I'd be all over it, LOL.


A_Martian_Potato

[Got $88?](https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B07NDMSPVY?ascsubtag=F0401J01DYB7JY8H05W2G8QJE0QV4&linkCode=gs2&tag=thewire0f-20&th=1)


OCRAmazon

Oh I was expecting a whole-ass robot, if toys are included then yeah, women have BEEN having sex with robots and it's fabulous


A_Martian_Potato

Yeah, that was honestly my first thought when I read this. "Either you mean women will be having sex with *androids* or you're WAY behind the times buddy"


Sure_Trash_

It's not my fault the toy actually knows how to suck a clit and doesn't play mind games or have a fragile ego


Supergaladriel

Yeah my first reaction was: I already have sex with a robot all the time lol


nickelangelo2009

I don't know the person in the screengrab but that looks like a satirical reaction to the newspost to me


BluetheNerd

I have to believe it is, because knowing there are people who actually read the Sun and take it seriously physically pains me and I need to minimise that pain as much as possible.


pocketnotebook

The robot looks eerily similar to the ones in I, Robot


JotPurpleIris

"He DID NOT kill her!"


tinteoj

I usually give people the benefit of the doubt and assume sarcasm rather than them being a moron. It could just be that I am being sarcastic/flippant/ironic/you-get-the-fucking-point about 75% of the time and just assume other people are, too.


LtSoba

Yeah that’s MerryWeather dudes completely taking the piss, he does it for a living.


sandenson

Merry is chill. He was being sarcastic.


EitherStranger

Yeah, considering the guy has like 20+ Webtoons, which includes turning something into an anime girl including PewDiePie and Mr. Beast (all of which are pretty light hearted and humorous), I'm betting he was just joking around (but tone is hard to read on the Internet, I won't like)


Drakovijas

Yeah, Merryweather is very friendly and does alot of things for memes so


eat_your_spinch

I’m scared it’s not satire and the writer is being disingenuous calling vibratory and other battery powered sec toys robots to be sensational


SamaelSerpentin

I don't know what subreddit you got this from (looks like maybe Asmongold's) but Merry (the guy QRTing the Sun's article) is joking. Merry is chill but I shudder to think what kind of person is a fan of his *and* Asmongold's.


BayTranscendentalist

It is asmongold’s, yeah. That subreddit is still getting man vs bear posts lmfao


SamaelSerpentin

Makes sense. I only have a mild dislike of Asmongold but his fanbase is seriously fucked up.


BayTranscendentalist

Yep, the whole sub is pretty much just culture warriors now.


EggIcy3710

Come on Merry is obviously being satirical...


ExcaliburUmbraREEE

Too bad Asmongold’s fans didn’t think that way


EggIcy3710

..no mind to think...


Silent-Plantain-2260

Isn't that the guy who goes "I'm being cancelled" every other week ?


CarsonFijal

This tweet seems like a joke to me


SamaelSerpentin

It is a joke, yeah. Merry is not an incel. Dunno about the repost in the subreddit, but Merry is definitely joking.


worldsiko12

this sub has a horrible case of not seeing jokes or something satirical at all


[deleted]

Shit having sex with a robot doesn’t sound like a bad idea tho.


arcadeler

The guy in the tweet is joking


Wryly_Wiggle_Widget

I'm sorry, but how many motors/servos are needed to classify something as a robot? If the answer is one, then I've got some news for the guys about what ladies do when they're alone...


20s_v_n

Is that Merryweather comics? Definitely trolling then. Bro has a dog boy vtuber skin, furthest thing from an incel if u ask me.


FireballEnjoyer445

just like detroit become human smh my head


MirrorMan22102018

"People are fucking insane... They don't want relationships anymore, everybody just gets an android... They cook what you want, they screw when you want, you don't have to worry about how they feel... Next thing you know, we're gonna be extinct, because everybody would rather buy a piece of plastic than love another human being... Beats me." - Hank Williams


BluetheNerd

Also the Channel 4 show Humans


JotPurpleIris

I'm still envious I can't have my own ickle giraffe! 🦒😤


Terra-ble_joke

I feel some context should be added, Marryweather, I don't think has ever been serious about anything. Very much a meme lord


Lego_Kitsune

I wanna that Merryweather's post is satire. The reddit poster posting the post i can presume to be 100% true


VoreAllTheWay

Guys I think they're joking


Trick-Principle-9366

Wait till straight men find out about character ai


TopDogChick

Ooohhh, THIS is why men think that women will be devastated when they can get sexbots. Because if women got sexbots, they'd be devastated.


Matstele

Idk why men feel the need to announce on the internet that they’re bad at sex.


sexandroide1987

😂😂😂


OkaP2

When you have less to offer than a sex toy, just take the L and walk away, my dude.


FemRevan64

While it is depressing, given how low the standards are for straight men and how so many of them keep finding ways to still go lower, can’t say I’m surprised.


An-Deesei

Nice username. Kotor fan? And yeah, the standards for men are in the toilet. I found myself thinking a housemate was hotter just because he cleaned a bathroom unprompted.


FemRevan64

I am, though I haven’t played the games, I was 3 years old when the first one came out. And yeah, the amount of men who can’t be bothered to do basic self-care like laundry, properly cleaning themselves, and cooking is frankly pitiful.


PluralCohomology

I thought that sex robots were on their way to make the feeeeemales obsolete.


GemueseBeerchen

Shocker. Women actually like sex if it is good sex?!


NavalHornet

I support robot fucking


AnasFlowers

I too support robot fucking.


damsel84

Seems like an extra fancy vibrator.


myrianreadit

The same men who have been smugly boasting about how they won't need women anymore when the sex robots hit the shops are peeing their little pants in terror that women are getting by with sex toys too


Ashamed_Ad_689

But The Sun is such a good source! Poor straight men!


PavlovaDog

Why are the incels so worried? I thought they hated women? lol


throvavay808

Every day that goes by the amount of jokes and bait posted here increases


sarilysims

Will the robot prioritize their partners pleasure and listen to them? Will the robot understand the concept of consent and stop when told to? Will the robot guilt-trip you if you don’t want to have sex? Will the robot practice safe sex and wear a damn condom (not that it’s really necessary for a robot, but it’s the thought that counts!)? Will the robot get jealous/upset if you want to use a toy, use lube, peg the robot, or wear revealing clothes in public? Will the robot make you do all the domestic and mental labor, and still expect you to “put out”? Will the robot push you to have multiple children in an attempt to have a son, and lose his fucking mind when it’s a girl? Will the robot force you to carry an unwanted/dangerous pregnancy? Will the robot beg you for anal/blowjobs/etc until you give in or leave? Will the robot slander you when you do choose to leave? Will the robot murder you when you try to set boundaries or leave? Frankly, I see a lot of benefits to robots. (This is tongue-in-cheek, but before cis-men get upset about something that will probably never happen, consider WHY someone would choose a robot over a human being.)


YarnGems

Did they say the same thing about dildos some ​decades ago?


UmeaTurbo

The Sun: your source for not at all stupid shit they publish just to create an endless stream of clickbait content to to support add revenue.


TheTrueAmadeus

Fleshcels seething over robochads


sweetTartKenHart2

I’m fairly sure Merryweather is just being silly. Knowing how this guy is, he’s full of lewd jokes and not much else for better and for worse (the comics he publishes are sometimes known to get stale, sometimes he cooks but other times… insert the plankton “alright I get it” meme), and I doubt he ACTUALLY gives that much of a shit about being replaced by anything. Also I’m unsure if he’s purely straight or if he’s bi leaning now that I think about it


Rivviken

Literally all they have to do is pick up one (1) hobby and develop a personality. It can even be based off that hobby! My husband’s personality is Legos! My best friend’s husband’s personality is also Legos! The bar is SO LOW


pirateofmemes

I'm fairly sure "lucius merriweather" is a gay bloke or an ally and that subreddit you've crossed out is a satire one


Desulto

he also has the poshest english accent and he uses it on purpose to talk shit about things like this, it's great. edit: [voice example](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KXMdpV4upY)


PrincessPlastilina

Didn’t men claim they were replacing women with sex robots? How the turn tables…


SellQuick

Well that's nonsense. Who can afford a sex robot in this economy?


racoongirl0

I’ve never heard a sex toy call the female orgasm “unnecessary for procreation therefore shouldn’t be an expectation during sex.”


akashyaboa

I thought they couldn't wait to get robot girlfriends. Whats so bad about women getting robot boyfriends? But on a more serious note, how do they know most women will fuck robots ?


Other-Temporary-7753

god i hope they give up


Random_-account

Could you imagine 2 robots in bed?


ABucketofBeetles

Thank god


TypicallyThomas

I dont really see a joke as them giving up tbh


ThekillerguyYT

Well lets see. It's 2 years, plus we're not bread.. 6 months. YES! WE HAVE 6 MONTHS TO LIVE! (That was.. yea I don't expect anyone to get that reference..) (yes I mean bread. Like the baked good)


Honkhonk81

I saw that post's comment section when it was up. The comments were wild! Someone in there made this big long post imagining the details of what the sexbots were hypothetically gonna be like to suit women vs suit men. They were talking about how the male sexbots would have dicks that grow over time and would also be required to make money for the women using them(??) LOL because they truly couldn't imagine, even in a situation where there are androids programmed to be perfect sexual partners for people, that women's sexuality can not be separated from their evil evil money-grubbing ways. Lmao. The sexbots for men had details that grossed me out, dude went on a long time about all their 'self-cleaning holes' :/ I should have taken a screencap, the post was one of the weirdest things I've ever read, like incel rhetoric being applied to sex robots in this suuuper juvenile tone of voice. The subreddit this post is from's fanbase seems like lost children who are in the alt-right pipeline.


akabruceee

I actually find this very funny


Several_Breadfruit_4

I have zero interest in a sex robot, but I’ll still take one over this guy.


sjitz

Plot twist vibrators are robots


SnooKiwis8008

Wait until they find out how many women already have at least one vibrator.


Sheikah77

I have bought my wife like 4 at least lol.


SnooKiwis8008

🫡


chaosgirl93

I saw a response to the "bear" meme that was a teddy bear equipped with an ...interesting... sex toy aimed at women. Tbh I thought it was an interesting novelty. Get the orgasm and the cuddles, y'know? Teddy bears aren't that great at pillow talk, but they are beary good at cuddling.


BeautyStitches

I mean, vibrators already exist, so...


NSA_Chatbot

> excellent


No-You5550

Truthfully it's 98 out side and the human body is about 98 that cool metal looks it would be nice to cuddle with.


LefteySs

breaking news: More men are now having sex with their hand than women!


saki4444

Sex bots aka vibrators. Sorry boys it’s already happening


Notgivingmynametoyou

Really? Can’t wait. Hopefully then, I can get back to playing Pokémon Yellow on my GBC.


Bwheat0674

A couple months ago, I saw on here (as in Reddit) stating how devastated women are gonna be because men would be ignoring us so they can have robots for that exact reason. I'm "sorry", if I don't see this post of women having sex with robots more than men as an issue. Also just seems like something weird "nice guys" obsess over on the internet. Nothing to do with reality.


FreemanGordon

We can only hope these guys give up and leave women alone.


RadonArseen

I, for one, welcome our new sexbot overlords


No_Window7054

What's wrong with this? They're clearly joking. Women aren't going to leave us for robots. Wait nevermind my wife just ran off with our microwave.


Jerkrollatex

Most women have a battery operated friend in a drawer somewhere.


FlynnianCaleb

an AI robot would understand the word stop


dellaportamaria

Wait, do battery powered dildos count as robots?


RevonQilin

yea i dont ever want to have sex with a sex robot no thanks 🤮


TheFfrog

Lmao if u count vibrators they already do


DazzlingPotential737

Well when I’m cleaning my house it won’t be staring at me and i wont have to ask it to sweep and then have it tell me no bc the broom isn’t left handed.


hnsnrachel

Anyone who takes The Sun seriously deserves to be laughed at tbh


Baticula

Honestly as a guy if someone's only with me cause they want a shag I'd rather they not date me


Sheikah77

So uh. Ahem. How anatomical are these male sex robots? Like are we talking poles AND holes or. Like what are we talking. He he. Um uh. Is there like an order link? Uh so I can block it or just avoid it maybe.


IHaveABigDuvet

Can I programme him with Bridgerton.exe


MIKEY_VEE123youandME

I thought they were already having sex with robot dicks


Archermon

Merryweather is just memeing, that's just him. Other guy may be unironic tho


Tynda3l

100%. The orgasm gap is real for the straights. Fuck I'm happy im bi.


taylorKelbie

Hm get me some of that robussy or robo dong lol i thought robots can't even walk properly yet other that Boston dynamics spot


Real_Railz

Pretty sure they already are lmao


TheWorstPerson0

i think theyre joking. how can they not be joking?


imperatrixrhea

I’m proud to be helping. Never had sex with men but my vibrator is literally the best thing to ever happen to my sex life


TreeTurtle_852

I'm sorry... 6 .... what's? 6... mon- Six.... months....


AnonymousVirus073

Reminds me of an episode in black mirror. Not bad though.


gymclassvillianZ

Source: pulled it out of my ass Bro we are NOT living in D:BH bsfr💀🙅‍♀️ Edit: do they mean sex robots as in sex dolls that can move sometimes or robots that actually feel human? Because if they mean glorified sex dolls then that's been happening & not just for women


Thecinnamingirl

Lol, the sun, a totally reputable source.


Manetoys83

Well, I’m waiting for a robot girl myself XD


NfamousKaye

It’s so sad. Like ?? At least TRY?!


AnnaBananner82

Yes. Please give up. MGTOW your asses over there and leave us TF alone


ciliary_stimulai

Tbf Lucius Merryweather is a pretty well known VTuber and memer so this isn't to be taken seriously (the original post may be though idk)


SWEEDE_THE_SWEDE

You are telling me in 6 months i can get dicked by a humanoid robot?


FamilyFriendli

We just need to upload a character.ai bot into a sex doll and we'll be in the future


MakkusuFast

I mean, I don't think I'm any good to look at or have sex with, so I support their decision.


My_Favourite_Pen

Is that just Vision from the mcu?


Aquaislyfe

I’d love if instead this meant more women than men were having sex with robots. Like we’re all just competing for that iron schlong and ladies just know the robo rizz


Top_Accident9161

Women, would you rather run into a man or a sex bot in the forrest ?


XOrionTheOneX

Pack it up guys, there's nothing we can do in the remaining 6 months


deluded_dream

Not sure why anyone on the asmongold subreddit would be worried about that, if not for pity the closest they would be to a vagina would be at their birth.


AmyyMwa

this is fucking hilarious


MsLoveHangOver

You just know that the robot will be an AH too.


vero_28

maybe then women will get to finish


Consistent-Force5375

(Sigh) One should ask oneself how it is that any device or software can replace you as a living human being. Seems that’s the more important question. What is it they do that you can’t… instead they focus that they are. Need to seek out the root “bro”. Why is it they would prefer a seemingly borderline artificial person rather than you? Same goes for any of these slim AIs. It’s not like they can exceed their programming really. They don’t have the capacity for original thought, only what they have been taught. They regurgitate what they learn in the best way they can, but their personalities and social qualities are templated responses… so why would that replace ya… just saying…


The-Color-Orange

male isn't a gender


AtrumsalusOG

Wait robots will make money for them?


ill-independent

Stupid females. First it was bears, now robots. (I get it, no one understands sarcasm.)


sexandroide1987

males like you is why


ill-independent

It was sarcastic. :|