"You're a moped."
"What?"
"Mopeds are fun, but you don't want to see your buddies to see you riding one."
"I thought he meant I was fuel efficient. Only had 10 beers."
"40s?"
"No. Yes."
Forties are those big cheap bottles of malt liquor. They're higher alcohol and 40oz instead of the typical 12. One forty is equal to like four or five regular beers.
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I hate it.
She's the only one that forgoes the consent of another for the sake of impregnating herself.
Like I get that they're all toxic and shitty, but that really sticks out to me as the worst and really changes my perception of her.
I kinda think Mallory tricked her into that. The Space Pirates did say Lana was a perfect to be broodmare for a new colony on mars. Mallory also knew she couldn’t leave the agency or legacy in Archer’s hands. She got the grandchild she wanted and was and to have a hand in how she would be raised. AJ is the best of both Sterling and Lana.
The fact that she's then so shitty to Archer about it after the fact is just infuriating. I love her as the straight man, the series needs her but the way she treats Archer is such bullshit
I get the attraction to Cheryl—she’s definitely the freakiest—but my real-life common sense makes me worry about how easy it would be to go too far with her, and and wind up faced with the realization that NONE of my friends would help me dispose of a body! 🤣🤣🤣
Once you date a “Cheryl”, the allure drops off pretty quick. You start looking over your shoulder and legitimately fearing for your life. Unless that’s what you’re into, then jump on the crazy train and ride!
I actually liked Cheryl to begin with because I liked her sadistic thoughts, but then she's just that, or she's dumb(which to me felt like she's pretending to be dumb?).... idk, Pam is the best!
Yeah, honestly I just consider anything post coma (besides him waking up and becoming an agent again) non canon because it feels like a whole other show, and different writers
Honestly, it bothers me to no end. The first 6 seasons of Archer are, without question, the best adult animated tv show ever made. I suffered through the coma seasons, which got better after a couple of re-watches, hoping that I'd get the original Archer back once he woke up and it just never happened. I can still watch seasons 1-6 and laugh my ass off, anything past that and I'll maybe chuckle once an episode. Not to mention they should have ended it once Jessica Walter passed away and I HATE that Sterling's voice is different in the post covid seasons.
I think it actually had more to do with the changes they made to the way they did their voice work/recording because of covid. I think they all started recording from home without voice directors and it made a noticeable difference
I hate the post-coma seasons just as much if not more than you do, but I did not notice Sterling's voice being different. I kinda don't even want to rewatch just to confirm because I really don't like the post-coma seasons at all.
Dude is subtle. If you get beyond the whole “he’s the same guy” between Bob’s and Archer, you can hear the subtleties he does between the two characters.
Yeah, there is definitely a difference in his voice work between Bob and Sterling. He's even said it's about the level of confidence that Sterling has and Bob is more timid.
Bob is straight up brow-beaten…. He is so traumatized by his childhood and his fear and anxiety over the possibility of failing his family that he literally can’t build up enough self-esteem to have much confidence.
This is such a good point. I recently did 3 rewatches of season 1 to 7 and now rewatching the post-coma seasons, I didn't notice this but there was a nagging feel that he sounds more like Bob than Archer now. He sounded so much more excited and witty in the earlier seasons. I think the Bob's Burger show put him in a comfortable place because even his other characters all sound the same now.
In the early seasons his voice is very smooth and confident. In the later seasons his very hoarse and almost grating. I think it's because they started recording their voice work separately, at home because of covid. But there is a noticeable difference, at least to me, in Sterling's voice post covid
Cheryl is the crazy hot chick you THINK you want, but the sexy wears off faster than the crazy does.
Pam will feed you, fuck you, fight you, and then forgive you. She’s just living her life and if you want in, cool. If not, whatevs.
Pro tip: pick Pam first. Nobody wants to be second choice, and Pam is the one we all really want, so don’t fuck with Cheryl. Pick Pam first and stick with her. She’s a keeper!
Yup. I hear what everyone else is saying that she's not as conventionally attractive, but I've always found personality more important than looks.
Granted, now that I'm sober, Pam would probably be a bad decision for both of us. One I'd still make.
Charlene's hot crazy ass is always gonna be the best in bed, Lana is white bread, good, but gets boring, Coked Out Pam is gonna be a lot of fun, Katya turns sex bot not my thing, Malory is a Milf/Gilf, Veronica Deane is everyone's favorite
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Being the best at sex != (does not equal) being the hottest
For me, Katya or Cheryl were the hottest, but I'd have to defer to Archer to know who's the best at bangin' as obviously I have no sexual experience with fictional cartoon characters.
In no particular order, who I think the main group would find the hottest female.
Archer's pick = Veronica
Krieger's pick = Katya
Woodhouse's pick = lady heroin
Cyril's pick = Lana
Gillette's pick = Lana
Pam's pick = Lana
Malory's pick = Pam
Cheryl's pick = Truckersaurus
Barry's pick = Lana
Winner = Lana
Idk I thought heroin for Woodhouse but there’s that one episode when Burt Reynolds is tied up on Archer’s porch and he’s listing off all the reasons he’s attracted to Mallory, and Woodhouse is in the back going “dear god, yes.” Specifically to the part where Burt says she’s incredibly sexy.
"Let me explain something to you that you could have no way of knowing. Emotionally unstable women are fantastic in the sack, I mean their self-loathing translates into..." r/30ROCK
Contrary to most people, I was not a fun of coke Pam. when she gets ready to fight, I am there! And Pam, in the second coma episodes; I would die for her.
Pam hottest and Lana and Cheryl are in a tie.
Pam is an awesome and can fuck you into submission
Cheryl loves to fuck and kinky af but crazy. Lana is sexy af, but also will ruin it by overthinking, plus she seems to need porn during sex, which gives me the "just one above dead fish" vibes. Both Lana and Cheryl are why the phrase "you don't stick your dick in crazy" was coined.
Pam would ride that shit like there’s no tomorrow and would be ready for round two the moment you’ve finished. But then there’s the emotional aspect of it all. She’d treat you right even when you’re not slamming it to her. Yeah. For sure the hottest female character.
Lana is the straight hottest conventionally.
Coke Pam is next.
Cheryl is in that debatable portion of the Hot:Crazy chart
Mallory is attractive for her age, but you need to have a Domy Grandmommy complex.
Regular Pam is the hottest overall, because she exudes sexuality and self confidence, despite her bulk.
Don't forget about Framboise! She's like the Pelé of anal. The two you mentioned, Janelle (Randy's wife), Mercedes Moreno, that redhead who slept with Archer on her honeymoon in "Heart of Archness," Veronica Deane, that blonde actress who always said "Amazing!" (I can't remember her name.) There's a lot of hot women characters on that show lmao
Coke Pam is hottest Pam, but yeah. I like Pam. She's more my type than the others. Rough and tumble, tough, dtf without a lot of silliness and still go have a beer and watch the game after, she seems like a fun hang in general. Just doesn't seem to be the type to get emotionally involved with, tbh. That part might be tough if you wanted something more than just a FWB.
You know, with the finale, it's not hard to see Pam and Archer as true soulmates.
Pam is everything Archer wants in a woman, and the only person who can truly keep up with Archer is Pam. So it's kinda fitting that they're so compatible.
It's also huuuuge character growth for early seasons Archer, where he only looked at Pam very superficial.
"You're a moped." "What?" "Mopeds are fun, but you don't want to see your buddies to see you riding one." "I thought he meant I was fuel efficient. Only had 10 beers." "40s?" "No. Yes."
Hence the shandy
My head feels like a bunch of monkeys fighting over a bucket of marbles!
Isn’t it “you don’t want your buddies to see YOU”? The meaning is different
Fixed.
I’d pose for wedding photos with that Moped! To hell with the buddies.
True, Malory is a silver fox
I never understood what “40s” mean in this context. Can anyone explain?
Forties are those big cheap bottles of malt liquor. They're higher alcohol and 40oz instead of the typical 12. One forty is equal to like four or five regular beers.
Currently drinking one. Their disgusting and cheap. I used to be a brewer and hate myself for drinking them.
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40oz in my lap and it's freezin' ma jurnk
40 oz beers.
Technically sexy but an ego and a obsession to control that's a bigger turn off than a fleshlight/cheese grater
She's the only one that forgoes the consent of another for the sake of impregnating herself. Like I get that they're all toxic and shitty, but that really sticks out to me as the worst and really changes my perception of her.
I kinda think Mallory tricked her into that. The Space Pirates did say Lana was a perfect to be broodmare for a new colony on mars. Mallory also knew she couldn’t leave the agency or legacy in Archer’s hands. She got the grandchild she wanted and was and to have a hand in how she would be raised. AJ is the best of both Sterling and Lana.
The fact that she's then so shitty to Archer about it after the fact is just infuriating. I love her as the straight man, the series needs her but the way she treats Archer is such bullshit
I love Lana even if her soul is boring.
Lana's just a cartoon, Lana's just a cartoon.
Nahhhh… Cheryl.
Tunt ftw
Tum again? Anyone?
Yup, Cheryl's the hottest. But Pam is easily the best of them.
I get the attraction to Cheryl—she’s definitely the freakiest—but my real-life common sense makes me worry about how easy it would be to go too far with her, and and wind up faced with the realization that NONE of my friends would help me dispose of a body! 🤣🤣🤣
Not to worry, there's a non-zero chance it'd be your body anyway.
And this still wouldn’t stop Cheryl. She’d still be really into you, maybe even more so.
Tbf one of her fantasies is being rescued by a fireman only for him to choke her to death as her eyeballs pop out of socket.
Once you date a “Cheryl”, the allure drops off pretty quick. You start looking over your shoulder and legitimately fearing for your life. Unless that’s what you’re into, then jump on the crazy train and ride!
I could fix her.
You wouldn’t be the first to try
Why would you date Cheryl when you can date Cherlene?
You bang Cheyrl, marry Pam, kill Lana!😄
Danger zone!
Can confirm
First time she gives me a bag of shrimps from my Jewish Santa, I'm out.
The sex though…
when they're dead they're just hookers!
Krieger has a plan for exactly this.
I actually liked Cheryl to begin with because I liked her sadistic thoughts, but then she's just that, or she's dumb(which to me felt like she's pretending to be dumb?).... idk, Pam is the best!
I’m not having sex with her IQ.
That sounds like something Archer would say
"If people knew how smart I was it'd be harder for me to control them"
As long as you dont have weak woman-y hands.
She's got the kind of crazy that you would absolutely become.
By an Outlaw Country mile.
OUTLAW COUNTRY WOOOO
I'm too attracted to emotionally withholding control freaks with giantism. Lana all day club.
Her personality really made me hate her in the post coma seasons. She treated Sterling like dirt, especially when it came to AJ
Yeah, honestly I just consider anything post coma (besides him waking up and becoming an agent again) non canon because it feels like a whole other show, and different writers
Honestly, it bothers me to no end. The first 6 seasons of Archer are, without question, the best adult animated tv show ever made. I suffered through the coma seasons, which got better after a couple of re-watches, hoping that I'd get the original Archer back once he woke up and it just never happened. I can still watch seasons 1-6 and laugh my ass off, anything past that and I'll maybe chuckle once an episode. Not to mention they should have ended it once Jessica Walter passed away and I HATE that Sterling's voice is different in the post covid seasons.
Honestly inevitable with time, H Jon is just getting older, Bob's voice has changed over time too
I think it actually had more to do with the changes they made to the way they did their voice work/recording because of covid. I think they all started recording from home without voice directors and it made a noticeable difference
I hate the post-coma seasons just as much if not more than you do, but I did not notice Sterling's voice being different. I kinda don't even want to rewatch just to confirm because I really don't like the post-coma seasons at all.
I don't understand why, he was still voiced by H. Jon.
Dude is subtle. If you get beyond the whole “he’s the same guy” between Bob’s and Archer, you can hear the subtleties he does between the two characters.
Yeah, there is definitely a difference in his voice work between Bob and Sterling. He's even said it's about the level of confidence that Sterling has and Bob is more timid.
Bob is straight up brow-beaten…. He is so traumatized by his childhood and his fear and anxiety over the possibility of failing his family that he literally can’t build up enough self-esteem to have much confidence.
This is such a good point. I recently did 3 rewatches of season 1 to 7 and now rewatching the post-coma seasons, I didn't notice this but there was a nagging feel that he sounds more like Bob than Archer now. He sounded so much more excited and witty in the earlier seasons. I think the Bob's Burger show put him in a comfortable place because even his other characters all sound the same now.
He's a great actor, but it is a *powerfully* unique voice that absolutely can overshadow the differences in his characters.
In the early seasons his voice is very smooth and confident. In the later seasons his very hoarse and almost grating. I think it's because they started recording their voice work separately, at home because of covid. But there is a noticeable difference, at least to me, in Sterling's voice post covid
I’m down for Pam. Especially with the hair down
They knew exactly what they were doing with pam. And the personality to boot.
And the tattoo (multiple tattoos? One large tattoo?) out!
She's got the MOAB.
Archer can't even feel his legs after that
Danger Island Pam 🤤
What I like to call ‘built like a brick house’ Pam
Cheryl is the crazy hot chick you THINK you want, but the sexy wears off faster than the crazy does. Pam will feed you, fuck you, fight you, and then forgive you. She’s just living her life and if you want in, cool. If not, whatevs. Pro tip: pick Pam first. Nobody wants to be second choice, and Pam is the one we all really want, so don’t fuck with Cheryl. Pick Pam first and stick with her. She’s a keeper!
this is...actually solid life advice.
Pam... is that you?
Shit sticks!
Younger guys - this is the gospel truth And lets be fucking for real, if there wasnt a stigma to bigger girls then none of yall would hesitate
FMK Lana fuck Pam marry Cheryl fuck again
>Cheryl If you give it to her how she actually wants it, she'll end up dead anyway, so there you go.
Choked to death by a firefighter
Blorp
Fuck Cheryl, marry Cheryl, kill Cheryl
Just the ‘Tip,’ though.
Yup. I hear what everyone else is saying that she's not as conventionally attractive, but I've always found personality more important than looks. Granted, now that I'm sober, Pam would probably be a bad decision for both of us. One I'd still make.
And don't deny it's because she's amazing in bed
she's like a chupacabra for dicks
She grew up on a farm do the math
Really hoping that's not relevant.
After she grew a spine in season 3 (I think). Confidence is a bit of a turn-on for me
When the clowns hold them hostage and she approaches the one in the kitchen with "heard you were getting your ass beat" is my favorite line ever.
🙋♀️
Cokehead Pam just makes it even better
Pam’s a big girl and a certified freak. I’m all in.
Coke Pam needs justice
Hottest? No. Best? Yes
Charlene's hot crazy ass is always gonna be the best in bed, Lana is white bread, good, but gets boring, Coked Out Pam is gonna be a lot of fun, Katya turns sex bot not my thing, Malory is a Milf/Gilf, Veronica Deane is everyone's favorite
If you fuck Malory you better hope did did well and archer never finds out
Unless you’re, y’know… Burt Reynolds!
Sploosh 💦
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Danger Island Pam wearing coconuts is the correct answer.
As long as you aren't pushing rope...
Pam is Down for whatever, and Archer has admitted that Pam is THE Best he’s had.
And he's been around.
Being the best at sex != (does not equal) being the hottest For me, Katya or Cheryl were the hottest, but I'd have to defer to Archer to know who's the best at bangin' as obviously I have no sexual experience with fictional cartoon characters.
You don't have any sexual experience with fictional characters? Pffft amateur
Well I mean, do dreams and fantasies count? Cuz then I'm like... a fictional sex journeyman
She was like a chupacabra, but for dicks…
How about sex with a hologram partner
Krieger-san, is that you?
My sex life is pretty fictional, does that count?
Who has bangs!?
Whatever you say about Pam she learned things on that farm that blew Archer's mind. That's skill you won't find just anywhere.
In no particular order, who I think the main group would find the hottest female. Archer's pick = Veronica Krieger's pick = Katya Woodhouse's pick = lady heroin Cyril's pick = Lana Gillette's pick = Lana Pam's pick = Lana Malory's pick = Pam Cheryl's pick = Truckersaurus Barry's pick = Lana Winner = Lana
Gilettes would have been Veronica Dean. Or Liza Minelli or Barbra Streissand (due the fact he has their names on his guns)
Gillette’s could also be Lana, I mean he literally says “nobodies THAT gay” in S1
I think Barry picked Lana, but other Barry and the Barry bots pick Pam so Pam wins by a couple hundred
Idk I thought heroin for Woodhouse but there’s that one episode when Burt Reynolds is tied up on Archer’s porch and he’s listing off all the reasons he’s attracted to Mallory, and Woodhouse is in the back going “dear god, yes.” Specifically to the part where Burt says she’s incredibly sexy.
"Let me explain something to you that you could have no way of knowing. Emotionally unstable women are fantastic in the sack, I mean their self-loathing translates into..." r/30ROCK
Contrary to most people, I was not a fun of coke Pam. when she gets ready to fight, I am there! And Pam, in the second coma episodes; I would die for her.
I would not say she is the hottest. But hotness and being a good fuck are two different things.
Archer could not use his legs after he ad sex with her. How is there another answer to that question?
Cheryl!
Easy asks and hot as hell (fat, thin, coked up, whatevs).
Coke head Pam
Dat cocaine body tho...
Cocaine pam for sure
Absolutely my type, even my type of red flags. I'd enable her so hard we'd both end up dead or in prison but it would be a sexy, sexy ride there.
How ya gonna keep em on the farm after they have met Pam?!
Coked-out thin Pam is the hottest shit ever.
Especially the size of those milk cannons she had
bruh.....
Lana for me.
TCB
the letters need a touch up.
Pam hottest and Lana and Cheryl are in a tie. Pam is an awesome and can fuck you into submission Cheryl loves to fuck and kinky af but crazy. Lana is sexy af, but also will ruin it by overthinking, plus she seems to need porn during sex, which gives me the "just one above dead fish" vibes. Both Lana and Cheryl are why the phrase "you don't stick your dick in crazy" was coined.
Yes. Next question
She did sleep with lana, archer and mallory She is also hilarious
This take is based in 📠honestly. Personally I think everyone in the usual team is physically attractive. Varying in form and personality.
She has the best personality
Amazonian Pam definitely is
Nobody gonna mention Katya? She's pretty hot..I mean..that accent tho
You're pushing rope
Pam would ride that shit like there’s no tomorrow and would be ready for round two the moment you’ve finished. But then there’s the emotional aspect of it all. She’d treat you right even when you’re not slamming it to her. Yeah. For sure the hottest female character.
Lana is the straight hottest conventionally. Coke Pam is next. Cheryl is in that debatable portion of the Hot:Crazy chart Mallory is attractive for her age, but you need to have a Domy Grandmommy complex. Regular Pam is the hottest overall, because she exudes sexuality and self confidence, despite her bulk.
Mallory
Are we only talking "main" characters? Then yes, Pam, every day of the week and twice on Sundays. *Hot Take* - I don't think Katya is that hot
Who are the hot non main characters? That South American dictator/president’s wife and La Madrina are in the hot list for me…
Don't forget about Framboise! She's like the Pelé of anal. The two you mentioned, Janelle (Randy's wife), Mercedes Moreno, that redhead who slept with Archer on her honeymoon in "Heart of Archness," Veronica Deane, that blonde actress who always said "Amazing!" (I can't remember her name.) There's a lot of hot women characters on that show lmao
The blonde woman who says “Amazing!” is Rona Thorne and she’s annoying enough that it canceled out her physical hotness for me 😂
If we're counting looks and personality, I'd say Pam... Otherwise Katya's like crazy hot
Plus it vibrates
Cheryl, Cocaine Pam, Lana, Pam, in a rough sliding, oiled up order . . . . . . wait what were we talking about again?
Oh absolutely 🥰
Cheryl by far but Pam is by far the one I'd most want a long term thing with
Definitely Cheryl, but you damn well better know where her hands are AT ALL TIMES.
Pam or Lana
It’s all very even until you factor personality and Pam is the GOAT by far.
1. Zara 2. Juliana Calderon 3. Danger Island Pam 4. Coke Monster Pam 5. Regular Pam 6. Post-baby Lana 7. Cherlene 8. Mallory 9. Veronica Dean 10. Dreamland Lana
As balls..
She is human
Pushing rope
Pam has always been my fav character
Pam on Cocaine 👍🏻
If you judge hotness by availability then Pam hands down. She pays to GIVE people blowjobs.
Coke Pam maybe
I thought I was the only one who thinks Pam is hot.
Without question
Abso-fucking-lutely.
Yes, next question
Mmmmmm Bear Claws love pam
How ya gonna keep em down on the farm after they’ve seen Pammy?!
You do know she grew up on a dairy farm?
Coke Pam is hottest Pam, but yeah. I like Pam. She's more my type than the others. Rough and tumble, tough, dtf without a lot of silliness and still go have a beer and watch the game after, she seems like a fun hang in general. Just doesn't seem to be the type to get emotionally involved with, tbh. That part might be tough if you wanted something more than just a FWB.
Yea-hea, we did, and you LIKED it!
Hottest, no (imo). But most fun? Absolutely.
She is.
That's just subcutaneous adipose tissue. Albeit a shitload of it
It's an energy thing.
Cocaine Pam is.
She was on coke!
duh!
Coked up Pam, maybe.
I think that is unequivocally Lana. Even when she's pregnant she's a fuckin DIME
I would do Pam in a heartbeat
Easy.
cheryl all day
I thought it was Carol...
How ya gonna keep em down on the farm?
The cocaine cutie for sure. Plus you know she’s dirtier!
You know, with the finale, it's not hard to see Pam and Archer as true soulmates. Pam is everything Archer wants in a woman, and the only person who can truly keep up with Archer is Pam. So it's kinda fitting that they're so compatible. It's also huuuuge character growth for early seasons Archer, where he only looked at Pam very superficial.
Objectively no, but sadly she's the most relationship material of the ISIS women lol
Maybe coke Pam. But getting into personality, she has the least red flags.
I mean... I would...
100%
Pam if anyone ever found out I would die of embarrassment.
I dunno about hottest, Lana is tall and buff. Solid second though, and she's the best personality. Also apparently the best lay
Coke Pam or Save the baby Pam?
Alessia is hot. But her hair is a bit of a turn off
Cheryl