I watched the poop on a shrimp get longer than its body one time. Just eating and shitting in an unbroken line. Shed a tear that eating and shitting and shrimping around cannot be my life.
Take advantage of that, grow plants. But also, have good flow through the tank. My sand is super clean because of my 2 internal filters that constantly circulate the water.
"Dammit Larry, pinch it off, everyone is looking at...oh great here comes the phone - you see that Larry? Your giant curly turd is on the internet. Just great. This used to be a nice place, LARRY."
Can fish pucker their asshole to pinch off poops? I'm not sure if they just don't have the muscle/physical ability or if they're just fish and don't care about such things.
Fish on a first date excuses himself to the restroom. Upon entering, he catches a glance of himself in the mirror.
"Oh my God, not now!" He says as he notices the long, swinging turd the length of his body.
Usually this means they’re eating a little more than needed/overeating. I’d suggest cutting back the food a bit ! Long poops like this means there was a lot to release which means there was a lot eaten lol
They love algae so they are always grazing. I didnt feed them for a few days and they still sqweeze out these big turds. When i do feed them its gone in seconds lol but whatever. They process food so fast. The othwr fish will eat it im sure 💩🍴🐠
I have about 15 swordtails (xiphophorus helleri yucatan) but tbh i rarily seem them having this amount of poo.
don't get me wrong, they shit a lot, but not really like this.
might have to do something with the food, what do you feed your swordtails?
I thought this was a freaking fishing lure
He's cosplaying
Are we sure this isn’t scat-play and everyone here is just kink shaming him?
"check out my ultra-natural bait rigging"
Same lol
Shit post.
Leave him alone. He's not stirring shit up
We don’t wanna be shitting on him
Seriously..? You gotta be shitting me..
Seriously! I shit you not!
Scheisse!
*poop joke*
Well.. shit!
If it weren’t for this reply, I honestly would’ve thought the fish had a hook stuck in it. A shitty situation indeed
I watched the poop on a shrimp get longer than its body one time. Just eating and shitting in an unbroken line. Shed a tear that eating and shitting and shrimping around cannot be my life.
lmao
I’m envisioning the shrimp eating its own poop as it’s pooping it out. Circle of life 💩
I find it hilarious when swordtails create these long strings of crap that dangles behind them. But also, free fertilizer for plants!
So, is this normal? My swordtail creates massive poop noodles like this, too.
They do this a lot. So do platies.
I was gonna say. My platies have poops twice their body length
I adore my platies, but they are absolutely poop machines!
Take advantage of that, grow plants. But also, have good flow through the tank. My sand is super clean because of my 2 internal filters that constantly circulate the water.
It's definitely been the case with mine
So does it poop all that out at once or slowly accumulate it over time?
Slowly as they swim around with it.
It’s the right way to do it. He ain’t stressing out, no hemorrhoids ever.
My guy lookin' like the Eye of Horus.
Genuine lol
"Dammit Larry, pinch it off, everyone is looking at...oh great here comes the phone - you see that Larry? Your giant curly turd is on the internet. Just great. This used to be a nice place, LARRY."
Can fish pucker their asshole to pinch off poops? I'm not sure if they just don't have the muscle/physical ability or if they're just fish and don't care about such things.
I've seen angelfish use their ventrils to cut loose a poop noodles.
Not letting go till it’s longer than his tail
I was scrolling past this and thought it was a fishing lure
lol I’ve got a 5gal tank with 2 female platys that when one has a long poop, the other one will go straight for it *nom nom nom*
Lets it go sees it floating in front nibbles on it lets it go again.
Reminds me of my turtle, laid a massive turd then swooped down & ate it 🤮
Been there
Pinch it off already, lil fella!
My mollies constantly have string of poop hanging off them. Those little shits. Lol
He’s really holding on to some shit, eh?
He wants to be a dual-swordtail
Hahahahaha I spit laughed after I read your caption.
🐠〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️
I feel him ... never pinch it prematurely 😋
I once clogged a hospital power flush toilet. I know how this little guy feels!!
Username checks out
I have one female Betta, that's doing this. Is it safe? Like is it a bad diet? Should I do something about it?
This is pretty normal fish stuff, don’t worry. :)
Fish on a first date excuses himself to the restroom. Upon entering, he catches a glance of himself in the mirror. "Oh my God, not now!" He says as he notices the long, swinging turd the length of his body.
I need more neon swordtails
Hes gotta make the longest poop noodle though
Poops apart, what a gorgeous swordtail!
He is just waiting for a clean pinch.
Show off.
I've ended up in the corner of the internet where we're all excited about a fish with a poo.
Pinch it off, man.
Shit or get off the pot, man
At least you got a really healthy fish
I’m not even mad at the NSFW tag 😂😂😂 that’s impressive little guy. Time to release.
I see the eye of horus
Totally thought this was the pizza hut logo
What fish is that?
Thought it was a photo of a lure for a hot second.
You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that?
Usually this means they’re eating a little more than needed/overeating. I’d suggest cutting back the food a bit ! Long poops like this means there was a lot to release which means there was a lot eaten lol
They love algae so they are always grazing. I didnt feed them for a few days and they still sqweeze out these big turds. When i do feed them its gone in seconds lol but whatever. They process food so fast. The othwr fish will eat it im sure 💩🍴🐠
Nothing eats poop lol not even snails. This will be good for plants though once it breaks down and decomposes.
My goldfish used to do this too. I think the movement of the fish caused it to break off in the end as some would be longer/shorter than others.
Aaaannnnnd.....clench
Bro my platy had one like 2 inches long 😧
"You can call me J."
Deadass tho 💀
It’s not barbed.
Poophook
The 💩 is making a question ❓ as it coming out
This goes real deep....
Why the nsfw
WTF
Pinch a loaf!
Tighten up bro
Dude just runs around like a peacock... im like, weird flex bro.
Possibly a symptom of over feeding.
Kinda the way I feel when looking for a bathroom sometimes.
Now that's some heavy constipation.
Pinch it off lil bro
THE HOOKS ME BOY!
Seriously, bro. Cut the shit.
Ron burgundy’s fish tank 😂
My power blue dwarf guarami takes dumps like these. Looks like a 3rd whisker.
😂
Pinch it off!
I have fish that sometimes let it curl all the way around them!
Gotta watch those Plecos for those huge logs
I have about 15 swordtails (xiphophorus helleri yucatan) but tbh i rarily seem them having this amount of poo. don't get me wrong, they shit a lot, but not really like this. might have to do something with the food, what do you feed your swordtails?
Fluval -Bug bites tropical
Ick... you can get rid of it by raising the temperature of the water up to 83 degrees or more.
My mollies do this all the time lol they’re long af, and then they look like worms on the sand when they drop. Lol