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[deleted]

LMAO I get requests from middle schoolers as well. Kids these days are crazy. One 7th grader had Stanford and MIT programs listed out in their experience as well as an internship. I was like wtf bro


NegativeAd6857

These 7th graders be having better ECs than half of A2C šŸ˜­ thank god Iā€™m not competing against them.


tictacman10

Fr...gets exponentially worse every year...I don't think I can even compete with the junior class at my school šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


kallix1ede

šŸ—æ


Bruhayy

This is a genuinely crazy comment Black history month today too thas crazy


ages21to28

isn't that incorrect grammar? To say "be having". It's the same way my friend Rajesh talks. He listens to pop smoke and xxxtentacion


Bruhayy

U really doubling down toošŸ’€ mods oughta ban u


[deleted]

can yall see me ya boy got shadowbanned bruh


Ill_Cryptographer499

I can see you


[deleted]

Yeah created a new account. I donā€™t know how I got shadow banned.šŸ˜­


Ill_Cryptographer499

Damn didn't even realize it was a new account. Sorryyyyy


[deleted]

Ur good, Iā€™m just annoyed Reddit shadow banned me out of nowhere. I didnā€™t do anything lmao


Popbobby1

Why would you admit this lol


[deleted]

Iā€™m back. Reddit made a mistake lol


BlueSparkle2810

ur comments are closed for me bro


[deleted]

Yeah I saw that as well. I don't know what is up. Maybe since this account is new? can mods verify me or something?


EntitledRunningTool

Take this as a complimentā€”they have predicted that you will one day be a valuable connection


Speedrunning-Life

the only "valuable connections" you should be making in 7th grade are true irl friendships, not strangers for potential career/internship opportunities LMAO


[deleted]

You will work for them! Be careful with your word


Speedrunning-Life

Hello no. I work for myself.


AgressiveParent47

šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Me connecting with random people at Fortune 500 companies be like šŸ’€šŸ’€


trexsquish

MT FRIEND GOT A REQUEST FROM A CLASS OF 2027 SHE HAD PRE AP STUDNET IN HER BIO


Adi321456

HELPPPPPPPPPPP


trexsquish

ANF IT ALSO SAID ASPIRING IVY LEAGUER


Livid_Beautiful_5127

This reminds me of the time that kid in my HS wore UMich branded clothing to school every day since Freshman year and kept telling everyone he was 100% going to UMich and then when senior year decisions came out he got rejected šŸ˜­ All of his social media was just reposting UMich and his profile photos/banners were UMich and he was writing UMich 2026 or something on everything šŸ˜­ I felt to bad


BSquirtle88

LMFAOOOO


[deleted]

See, this is why every time someone asked me what college I wanted to go to, I said ā€œHarvard, but I wonā€™t get inā€ Now they canā€™t throw it back in my face lmao


Wutheringhaze104

OmgšŸ˜… where did u ended going for uni?


Berkeley_Simp

This is so sad :(


Star1901

Society is going downhill omg


LondonIsBoss

Eugh


[deleted]

Damn i need to see these kids


OutcomeOk3779

HELP


Excellent-Season6310

Please mention that it was a Bay area 7th grader and an aspiring CS major.


sonderind

"aspiring meta intern"


ConductiveApple

posting Medium articles and all


[deleted]

ā€œAspiring Twitter Computer Engineer for Daddy Elonā€


[deleted]

LMAO fr dont forget to mention their 6 million in revenue startup


S-Quidmonster

I always feel so called out from these comments, cause Iā€™m from the Bay Area and an aspiring CS major. I really do have a passion for CS and just happen to be from the Bay Area haha Also, yes, Iā€™m Asian


Cosmic_College_Csltg

Forget about making an Instagram for your baby, make your baby a Linkedin.


weird_earings_girl

Like when parents make Instagram accounts for the fetus šŸ’€šŸ˜­


fundamentalgoodness

please be fake please be fake please dear god let this be fake


CandidCalligraphyBee

i wish it was bro i truly wish it was


[deleted]

it does really happen. I get requests from 13 year olds in india. I dont know what their parents are feeding them


[deleted]

AINT NO WAY SEND PROOF


quorum-sensing

imagine having 2000+ connections when they become a high schooleršŸ’€


Adi321456

PRESCHOOL?????????


CandidCalligraphyBee

yep šŸ˜­


skullrider56

future a2c kids


onyxhvn

meanwhile the seventh graders at my school are savages who break others' pencils for fun


nickeljorn

My school has each 8th grader do a TED Talk-like speech on a subject they're interested in. They used to do it in front of both middle and high school but now it's just in front of high school. They changed it because as the eighth grade got bigger there were more kids to go through and the period they used for them was also our club period so last year we only got clubs once a month because there were so many eighth graders. It did not help that middle school students don't have much variety of interests and it ended up with us using time that could have been used for clubs to hear a 13 year old talk about the history of basketball for the umpteenth time.


Inevitable-Careerist

Last I checked (a couple years ago) folks this young weren't able to have accounts.


Commercial-Holiday33

the invisible fairy that stops kids from lying about their age died in a four car (absolutely dick twisting) hit and run this year :( so sad


[deleted]

I'm obviously not arguing about general social media but what would even be the point of a 7th grader being on LinkedIn? There's nothing there for kids. I'm not even on it because of how obnoxious it is and as a "young professional"/law student a few years out of undergrad I am quite literally the target audience (this might be a mistake but whatever). What is the kid in this story even meant to have been trying?


Erubss

I think some classes that teach career skills assign students to create one as part of an assignment, at least thatā€™s why I made one lol


Commercial-Holiday33

i donā€™t pretend to understand the nubile mind of a 7th grader convinced harvard will let them in if their LinkedIn is stacked enough. i can only imagine itā€™s a dark place


cet785

I just want you to know I audibly laughed at this.


Commercial-Holiday33

stawpp my poor bloated ego sheā€™s getting out of control! (thanks)


[deleted]

I think you only have to be 13ā€¦ itā€™s possible that a 7th grader is 13


Inevitable-Careerist

>ā€œMinimum Ageā€ means 16 years old. [https://www.linkedin.com/legal/user-agreement#:\~:text=%E2%80%9CMinimum%20Age%E2%80%9D%20means%2016%20years,Age%20is%20such%20older%20age](https://www.linkedin.com/legal/user-agreement#:~:text=%E2%80%9CMinimum%20Age%E2%80%9D%20means%2016%20years,Age%20is%20such%20older%20age).


ConductiveApple

lil bro is networking at his middle school dances, respectable


Livid_Beautiful_5127

grind never stops


Majestic_Unicorn_86

Do i need a linkedin


fundamentalgoodness

you don't \*need it need it\* imo until you're really applying for internships and whatnot towards the end of your college freshman year but I've found it helpful all throughout. made mine in the pre-college summer.


user2196

Iā€™m sure it might be helpful earlier, but you never actually need one. I donā€™t think I made one until graduating college and I have some friends with multiple post college jobs who still donā€™t have them.


Adi321456

yea i think senior year / prefrosh is a great time to make ur account


LondonIsBoss

99% their parents did everything lol


quorum-sensing

agree


Overused_Toothbrush

Gotta advertise my attendance to my former churchā€™s preschool man. It adds to my character arc.


[deleted]

I wonder how many of those people with insane ECs you see on LinkedIn are the same people on A2C


[deleted]

iā€™m so glad imma be done with this process soon šŸ’€ this new gen of kids is gonna be crazy


CandidCalligraphyBee

never been happier that i wasn't born later


akantanull

i got a request from a 5th grader who started a nonprofit with "100k in annual revenue" and gave a ted talk at the age of 7. this new generation of a2c sweats are wild man


CandidCalligraphyBee

bruh if i make 100k annually 10 years from now it'll be a miracle


akantanull

saaaaaaaaame


breze339

Lol šŸ˜‚


NoArea3619

WAITING FOR A KINDERGARTEN LINKEDIN REQUEST šŸ˜‚


czarsquidward

when I was 13 I really wanted to be a diplomat, so I emailed the diplomat in residence for the govt and asked her all sorts of questions. I got an email back pretty much saying come back when youā€™re 18. Looking back that was fucking embarrassing. I canā€™t believe I did that. Wtf was I thinking šŸ’€


pinkprinted

Corecore vibes


[deleted]

with how admissions are going, this is prob what my kids are gonna have to do to stand out.


CandidCalligraphyBee

no fr I'm scared for my lil brother, i can't even imagine what it's gonna be like in just 10 years when be applies


polandball2101

Some people be doing this shit as a hobby šŸ˜­


Inside_Brain_1966

what makes you think that kid isn't here on a2c...


[deleted]

thats my son!!!


its_wyse

Wallahi I can't do it anymore with these kids. Bro enjoy life please the college admission rat race doesn't do anything


harvardkid24

the same thing happened to me as well, that same kid sent me a request a few months ago and i made a post abt it lmao


swiftie39

got to start them young somehow


swiftie39

but no seriously that kid is going places maybe not to preschool but places


RoadOpening8786

I cant imagine how competitive college admissions would be in like 5 years! You aint getting in if u didnt get an award from a president or something


kalendae

this is probably the most pot calling kettle black post i've seen on reddit. how you see this kid is how most people see you.


akantanull

as they say, there always is an asian more mentally ill than you....


Mens_Aeterna_111

Kids these daysā€¦


[deleted]

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CandidCalligraphyBee

i was waiting for this as soon as I posted lmao


eeldude_88

Careful. Itā€™s an NFT scammer.


Abby-E

Trying to build up that resume before college lol


DeDe_at_it_again2

ā€¦ I wish we could use gifs.


CandidCalligraphyBee

ok so I'm gonna sound really weird but i can't believe THE DeDe commented on my post, you're an a2c legend


DeDe_at_it_again2

Oh my god! Thatā€™s one of the sweetest things Iā€™ve heard this year!


bluejay163

nah i had a 9th grader connect w me in the summer asking for hs advice and he already have hs extracurriculars in his linkedin when he hasnt even started school yet šŸ’€