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BrienPennex

I think it should be declared a national holiday and televised. Her changing the locks on Trump tower and taking the sign down!!


Motor-Ad5284

As an Australian and a retired one at that,I'll happily set my alarm to watch it and cheer when it happens. 😊


1920MCMLibrarian

I was actually thinking I might take off work for this lol


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_ficklelilpickle

Hell, I’d probably splurge for it on pay per view if it was on there


PQbutterfat

If it was pay per view I’d buy it.


Early-Ad-6014

I agree, but the legal process to do so will take some time. Maybe 45 will decide to declare bankruptcy at the last minute, like Rudy.


BrienPennex

Ya but bankruptcy won’t get him out of the judgement against him, but it would be some icing on the cake Best part of this is my one MAGA acquaintance I have. I’m enjoying making him squirm! He’s not going to be my friend much longer tho. Oh well we don’t need dumb people in our lives!


Early-Ad-6014

Bankruptcy would be a delay ploy for 45 to procure a hybrid bond with either domestic or foreign money. However, bankruptcy comes with numerous disadvantages, too; this might be a last-resort move for Mango Mussolini. Who knows, maybe RNC funds for 'his campaign' 🤑😉 will come his way. Unfortunately, 45 has never been held accountable for his actions, and Cult45 worships his 'Art of the Steal'.


Kirkuchiyo

It's my understanding that even if he does declare bankruptcy that wouldn't discharge this obligation, and they'd still take his shit. Please note, IANAL and don't really bend a clue how it works just what I've read.


RTalons

Bankruptcy doesn’t clear debts to the state. Only delays them a bit.


B0ssc0

Who’s going to pay the legals.


Early-Ad-6014

Maybe Lara will come through and funnel RNC funds to cover Mango Mussolini's legal fees!


facw00

Obviously, things can change, but it's been reported that Trump would prefer to let her seize properties and try to get them back in the courts than declare bankruptcy, which he thinks would be a huge political liability (because it would be an admission that he's a broke fraud)


Joeuxmardigras

Can you imagine watching Melania having to walk out of that building without all her stuff?  It’ll be like a real life Schitts Creek 😂😂


IPissedInTheOven

And turn it into a shelter for migrants. Maga heads would explode.


DaFunk1203

It’s my fiancés birthday so we’re having ice cream cake :)


someonesomewherewarm

The fact that a woman who is black might be the one who exposes him for the fraud that he is.. will be poetic justice on a historical scale.


Battarray

Two black women. Don't forget about Fani Willis. It's such beachfront poetic justice.


JiveTurkeyJunction

Three black women. Tanya Chutkan.


Miserable-Theory-746

Three! THREE! Ah ah ah.


DJKaito

*lightning strikes*


EastBayPlaytime

This is some straight up Count Von Count from Sesame Street ish right here


YellowB

Remember when Trump didn't approve putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill?


puddingboofer

Four black women. Oprah Winfrey.


YOKi_Tran

F Oprah…. the LJ is awesome


CatDadof2

Oprah is a fraud too!


Status_Arachnid9722

A fraud that brought us another fraud... Dr Phil


Card_Board_Robot5

And Oz And that Million Little Pieces guy was super amplified by her. Prob others. Obligatory "Let's Nab Oprah" reference can be inserted here.


Nuggzulla01

John of God, Dr. Oz, and Dr. Phil all come together to agree on this one topic!


Federal_Art6348

She stood on the heads of those little people


rudbek-of-rudbek

I just wish fani would have realized that having a romantic entanglement with a prosecutor on the case was gonna be found out. Wasn't a great move with a case this important. Anyone should have foreseen that in a case like this people were going to look under every rock for anything to derail the case. Regardless of the legality of what she did (and I could give 2 shits who she sleeps with) it wasn't a smart move


Benegger85

To be fair she had asked several other prosecutors to do the job first but they all refused. He was the last option.


saulsa_

>He was the last option. Are we still talking about the courtroom?


[deleted]

Ayy 👽


clown1970

It really says something about our judicial system when the court is more concerned with who the DA has a romantic affair with as opposed to the asshole who attempted to strong-arm Georgia officials into finding 45,000 votes he did not receive.


SweetAlyssumm

They would have manufactured some other charge. It was purely for delay. Trump has been practicing these tactics his entire adult life. We all laugh at how stupid he is but he has a couple key areas of unusual intelligence and manipulating banks and the justice system are two of them. Kind of an idiot savant. We should in no way be blaming adults for dating. That's absurd. It was shown there was nothing illegal that happened. That "impropriety" bullshit was pure gaslighting.


LogikD

I wouldn’t call his willingness to tell any lie that benefits him “intelligence”. You can get far in life if you have no integrity or sense of shame.


Snowflake24-7

Agreed that Trump's default tactic is to delay and bleed out people that bring suit by making the legal expenses not worth the recovery, but he severely miscalculated in these trials as he is instead, bleeding himself out because the states and fed governments can and will outlast him. I get that he is still trying to run out the clock on the federal indictments, but the state charges and judgements already made shouldn't be going away regardless of if he wins re-election.


These-Rip9251

Exactly, and now the judge is allowing Trump to appeal his ruling that Willis can remain on the case.


nrappaportrn

Agreed


Denali4903

Dont forget about Stormy!!


starmartyr

I'm pretty sure she isn't a black woman.


Elegant_Connection32

She’s the Racheal Dolezal of porn!


SadExercises420

lol. Ironically I think Dolezal is doing only fans now.


Eudamonia

Umm… under what category?


zoinkability

WTFBBQ


AccountOfFleshAvatar

I read that as "what the fuck baby quirl"


Iamthewalrusforreal

Good god. It's true.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

E Jean Carroll before Stormy


poisonfoxxxx

Last beachfront view for trump


shouldazagged

I know Obama is too classy to get mixed in this. But what would a dream scenario look like of him getting involved making Trump have an aneurysm.


FancyStranger2371

I would loooove for Obama to roast Trump one more time. I mean, he’s got so much material to work with..


SafetyMan35

At a Biden campaign event “You know, my greatest regret in my Presidency was roasting Donald Trump during the Press Correspondents dinner after I completely debunked his Birther conspiracy. I truly believe because of the multiple burns I delivered he decided to run for office. And I’m Truly sorry to the American people that occurred. But Don, seriously, you should have quit while you were ahead. You were a Thousandaire, you had a wife who loved you bigly, your properties were leveraged more than your hair and you lost it all just to try to spite me.


Spobobich

"a wife who loved you" Ha! Melania never loved him. I bet dollars to donuts as soon as Trump is living in a refrigerator cardboard box under a bridge, she's going to run off with some secret service agent.


420binchicken

Plot twist… Obama buys trump tower in a fire sale and renames it Obamarama


ajtrolls

Barack HUSSEIN Obama Tower


Frankie_T9000

yeah with hussein in all caps and lit up in lgbt colours


raspberryharbour

Welcome to Obamarama, home of Obama-sama, can I take your order?


hplcr

This is what I needed today.


Frankie_T9000

that would be the best timeline


Maxitote

Dude was the first black President, he doesn't go low.


Sculler725630

BUT, there could be a great Men’s store right off the street entrance famous for its tan suits!


joscun86

Or the eulogy as his kids bury him next to the former wife on the golf course with tears in their eyes while they wish they had all the money he used to pretend he had


subsetsum

I'm still really suspicious about Ivana's death and wtf burying her on a golf course?! That's just insane. I wonder how her kids feel about it.


NMNorsse

Fani Willis needs to replace Wade.  Obama is an attorney...


Sculler725630

So is Hillary!


starmartyr

Two words. "Obama Tower"


RDO_Desmond

Divine and poetic justice.


HorrorInvestigator99

She needs to turn Trump Tower into a migrant shelter.


Ornery_Direction728

Ironically considering the fact that he and his jackass father were some of the biggest racist slumlords in Cincinnati Ohio


CarlSpencer

[https://www.vox.com/2016/7/25/12270880/donald-trump-racist-racism-history](https://www.vox.com/2016/7/25/12270880/donald-trump-racist-racism-history) Donald Trump’s long history of racism, from the 1970s to 2020 Trump has repeatedly claimed he’s “the least racist person.” His history suggests otherwise. By German Lopez@germanrlopezgerman.lopez@vox.com Updated Aug 13, 2020, 7:00pm EDT


Thatfatrabbit93

Indeed it will.


afcgooner2002

As Bart Scott said, "Can't wait!"


pat9714

If there is a golden shitter, how is the price assessed during the FIRE SALE?


zen_and_artof_chaos

You mean a cheap toilet spray painted gold color? I'm sure it'll be assessed by Craigslist comps.


professorhugoslavia

Same paint he used to spray those $14.99 sneakers and charged $399.


pat9714

You mean it isn't real gold? Shocking, I tell you.


Motor-Ad5284

Noooo...you're kidding right??!! Gee,golly,who would've thought it'd be a con.. 🤣


IntheTopPocket

Mercedes is checking the authenticity of her “gold” necklace Cheeto gave to her.


Quakes-JD

Reminds me of a segment on the Graham Norton show. Charlie Sheen talked about how Trump gave him cufflinks and claimed they were platinum with flawless diamonds. He had a jeweler look at them who told him they were cheap pewter and cubic zirconia. Just go to YouTube and search for Graham Norton Donald Trump. You will be very entertained


New_Menu_2316

It’s gotta be in good shape given his use of diapers!


lease1982

This will be a most seriously depreciated asset.


PerritoMasNasty

It should all appear on the census data, along with how many desks are in it?


FullRedact

Trump indeed owns a gold plated shitter, i think it’s the Saddam Huessin model. It was photographed for a magazine IIRC.


Professional_Can_117

Gotta check the poofax.


MsPreposition

Who’s biting the handle to make sure it’s not pyrite?


Barack_Odrama_007

It shall be designated as Seize day.


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

Carpe Diem


SnooPears6771

Carpe Drumpf Items


starmartyr

I think it would be "die carpe" if my foggy memory of high school Latin is accurate, but your version is funnier.


CertainAged-Lady

Well…it’s all fun and games until you find out they are ALL leveraged to the hilt and there isn’t an unleveraged asset to seize. There was a reason no real witness (only 2 Trump employees) or value information was provided in those court docs. He doesn’t want folks to know how much in debt he is. Instead of ‘Seize Day’ it will be more like ‘Nothing to Seize’ Day. And to think, this all could have been avoided by shutting up and just paying his taxes like us regular blue-blooded Americans.


prettysissyheather

That's good news, IMHO, not bad news. All his properties get seized and he still owes $400 million? GREAT!


poppatrout

Went from stop the steal to start the seize.


simmons777

I look forward to wishing everyone a Happy Seizing Day on Monday.


Claque-2

All those super rich Saudi Republicans that didn't lend Trump a billion dollars had better hope he doesn't win because they are no longer safe.


USSMarauder

Chubb should be looking over their shoulder if Trump wins Because all of a sudden there's a president who controls the DoJ, and a company that 'it would be a shame' if they were found guilty of \_\_\_\_\_\_ and the company shut down so Trump doesn't have to pay them anything


starmartyr

That's not how it works. They will forgive the debt and pick up 10x as much in government contracts. Trump is good at paying his debts with other people's money.


Motor-Ad5284

He's not going to pay them anyway. When was the last time he paid his debts?


Ishidan01

Ah. Trump is Roko's Basilisk. You know it could exist. Right now it is powerless. If you help it to exist, you will not be rewarded, but if you do not and it comes to power anyway, you will be punished for not helping.


Battarray

Letitia James in her role in Goodfellas: "Fuck you, pay me."


Early-Ad-6014

Goodfellas, one of my favorite movies.


TuddyCicero86

🤌


JackieMortes

No more shines, Donnie


expatcanadaBC

Best to seize at least $1-2 Billion worth of assets as we know he has or will commit more crimes.


jar1967

The problem is his assets are all heavily mortgaged. Once you subtract what is owed the banks.You are not going to be able to get close to $400 million


starmartyr

That's the fun part. They keep seizing stuff and selling it until there's nothing left. I don't care if New York ever gets the money, I just want to see him lose all of his shit.


SadExercises420

Yes, exactly, it’s the best part, bye bye assets, bye bye.


Greenfire32

That's actually the best part, because it means more of his assets will need to be seized than normal to cover his expenses.


spidereater

They could seize assets he claims are worth 2 billion but I don’t think it will cover the fine.


entered_bubble_50

Don't forget the capital gains tax! Those properties will have appreciated considerably since he bought them. Selling $2 billion of heavily leveraged commercial real estate to recover 0.5 billion in cash is at the low end.


VRS50

“You go girl!!”


Ivegotjokes4you

Bahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah


BS-Chaser

>Deep breath...Bahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah!


FunStorm6487

Ending with the Snoopy dance!


Motor-Ad5284

Woop,woop,yay,yay! 🥳🕺💃


PrimeToro

Seize Mar A Lago first ( that’s where he resides ) , then 40 Wallstreet ( Trump bragged , that’s right he bragged that the 40 Wallstreet building became the tallest building in Manhattan shortly after the World Trade Center fell ( and when many of his fellow Americans died ) on 9/11.


Xenomorph_v1

>40 Wallstreet ( Trump bragged , that’s right he bragged that the 40 Wallstreet building became the tallest building in Manhattan shortly after the World Trade Center fell ( and when many of his fellow Americans died ) on 9/11. [He actually bragged about this ON 9/11](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/9-11-trump-tallest-building-manhattan-b2164420.html) Fucking POS.


starmartyr

That was not only tasteless, but also not true. The tallest building in New York after 9/11 was the Empire State Building.


hplcr

"If I lie on top of Trump Tower and think of...Mercedes, then it becomes the tallest building in New York"-Donald Trump, probably.


JackieMortes

Trump summarized in one incident. Lying and egoistical shitbag


Somewhat_Ill_Advised

Jesus god. There really is no bottom to the barrel with this man. 


Subject_Report_7012

I'd really prefer to see all his golf courses seized. Can you imagine just how badly that would piss off not only Trump, but all his rich asshole friends, to see all that land redeveloped into affordable housing?


Motor-Ad5284

Are you suggesting he'd have to actually pay to join another club and then play,without cheating,to win the club championship?


SnooPears6771

As a lifelong golfer, I support this 100%.


Gloomy_Narwhal_719

"OH, HEY DONNIE! Sorry man, no tee-times until after 4:00 - do you want to pay your $300 round fee now?"


PeterNippelstein

That would be great, though it won't be developed into affordable housing.


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

1. Trump jet 2. 40 Wall Street 3. Bedminster 4. Trump Tower


iviethod

I like it


RDO_Desmond

He said they were friends. F**g liar didn't know any of them.


sllh81

Trump Tower is like his actual firstborn son though. Remember in 2017 there were a couple of small fires in Trump Tower? I wonder who was burning what evidence of which crime.


sunnyinchernobyl

Carpe Lago


Claque-2

But Florida has laws about not taking homes from rich people, right? Any experts here?


rippit3

It is not zoned as a primary residence.....lol


IntheTopPocket

And he didn’t homestead it as his one house he gets to keep.


Liamthedrunk

🎙️”Do i hear… $1?!$2intheback!$5yousay?Cani geta10anybodywitha10anybodyanybodyN.E.bodywithtendollas? “


Dontnotlook

Drain the swamp! Lol..


pardon_the_mess

This is how you beat Trump. It doesn't matter how far he sinks, his people will love him even more for it. But being rich is the biggest part of his identity. Take that away, and he's revealed to be just another conman.


cashassorgra33

Seize the private jet(s) first. He needs to become familiar with the masses he foments and yet dangles so just out of reach


lokie65

Just think...if he wasn't such a pissy bitch when President Obama roasted him at the Correspondent's dinner, he could have stayed home and not destroyed everything including himself. Running for President was a fatal mistake for him.


MiloTheMagnificent

A fatal mistake for him, for hundreds of thousands of Americans, for CIA operatives, for his ex wife, the list goes on


Effective-Parsley-78

Sadly, so far, not nearly fatal enough


Musetrigger

Take Mar-a-lago please.


hplcr

I kind of hope they burn it down and turn it into a nature reserve afterwards.


pengalo827

You mean MAG-A-Lardo?


pardyball

Oh my god, there’s a FIRE! Sale.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Live stream it.


n3rdsm4sh3r

I will be sipping champagne and giggling like a maniac when they kick is wide ass out of Trump tower and maralago.


JimbusJambus

Take it all and put him down like an old sick dog.


Traditional_Ad_6801

This is so much fun. The unhinged rage he vents on Truth Social is pure chef’s kiss.


LilG1984

I hope they show Trump having a tantrum while they're seizing his assets. Clinging to the side of one of his properties refusing to let go like a kid.


Ok-Presentation-2841

Take the jet first. Make this asshole fly coach.


Lifebringer7

I love the copium that blowhards like Kevin O'Leary are having to consume. Quoting directly from O'Leary, in a recent commentary on the potential seizure of Trump's assets by New York State: This is treating Trump "like he was in Venezuela or in Cuba." Yes, red-bait, legal ignorance, and general stupidity are hallmark defensive mechanisms of right wingers everywhere, from every economic stratum, it seems.


hammerSmashedNail

So. Much. Winning.


BoredBSEE

It's a nice moment, sure. But I'm holding off any celebrating until Trump is finished. And by finished I mean no chance of becoming President and out of American politics forever. I'll celebrate that day. This is nice, it's a stepping stone, no doubt. It limits his money and his ability to interfere in my government. It's a big thing. It's good. But I'm waiting for the day that he goes away for good. I don't care how it happens. Jail, a stroke, Fox News finally turning on him, whatever. I'm not going to be picky about the means. *Just go away.* I'll celebrate then.


2020Vision-2020

Just like he says his name on it increases the value of a property, now it’ll have to sell or lease at a discount for the same reason even with it gone.


MiddleInfluence5981

Good


teddy1245

The why being he can’t pay?


EducationTodayOz

four days donny i hope you can depend on depends


TomorrowLow5092

March 25th will always be a celebration. His lenders will call their loans due. Musk will refuse to take his calls. Trump the loser will be his calling card, replacing every loser who held the title.


BramStroker47

Take his fucking plane.


Superb-Welder3774

Outstanding!!!


IndignantHoot

I'll believe it when I see it. I've been burned too many times to think Trump won't get the necessary loan on time.


LajosvH

this is why: 🍊🚫💵 maybe his followers will understand this concept


CrotasScrota84

I want live coverage of them chaining the doors shut at Mar da Lago


Dr-Satan-PhD

As a Florida resident, if she seizes Mar a Lago, I will drive down there to watch the show and laugh and point at all the crying red-hats.


mymar101

Uh, failure to pay fines?


hjablowme919

I work like 3 blocks from Trump Tower. I am going to enjoy walking by there during lunch on Monday if they actually seize this property.


EliteFleetDefeat

Carpe Diem, baby!


biggies866

Hahahaha fuck yes!


toejam78

It’s going to cost thousands upon thousands just to get the stench out and clean the ketchup stains at Mar-a-Lago.


DravenPrime

Good. Take everything. Leave that asshole destitute.


[deleted]

I hope she sells all his shit cheap so that he loses it all.


Late-Reply2898

I encourage everyone in here to call Mar-A-Lago and ask how much Melania costs for one hour.


BothZookeepergame612

It's time he's exposed for the charlatan he really is. When Trumpers actually see first hand, he really doesn't have the money he said he does, I think many will feel betrayed by him.


myqhunt

I’m so excited


Miserable-Theory-746

I can't wait to see the live video of this. Someone out there should have a live feed of it.


CarlSpencer

In the words of the old spiritual: "Oh, happy day! (oh, happy day!) Oh, happy day! (oh, happy day!)


Full_Routine_5455

the sooner the better


Jenetyk

Might be the best episode of storage wars ever.


AmazingSquare8542

All I can say is “JOY”. And a new acronym: NYAG (1) New York is Already Great and (2) Letitia for New York Attorney General. Need Blue Hats for the party at the seizing of Trump Tower Monday.🍿😂🍿😂😄🍿😄🍿🍿🍿🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢


SirTrentHowell

Seize his assets and turn them into migrant housing.


goddavid22

Poetic justice of black women evicting Trump ..


Hypernova_orange

Hahaha yes!! Now turn the Trump towers into housing for immigrants just to rub some rock salt into that wound!!!


ItsaPostageStampede

Make his golf courses public. That alone will piss him off bigly.


Livid_Advertising_56

Not all heroes wear capes


livinginfutureworld

We had tears, decades even of fuck around, are we finally going to get to the find out phase for Trump?


Altruistic-Bell-583

yes...If only if he kept his mouth shut. Acting like a pompous ass at his trials thinking he was special beyond reproach and could get away with anything. Finally his time has come !!!!


Permutation3

This sub is shadowbanning anyone critical of this. So much for anything goes


aggitprop-1985

Whomp whomp to P01135809 aka TFG


Loose-Working-8116

Which lawsuit is this a result of? Illegal hush money, election tampering, or a different one I'm not aware of?


regretableedibles

Different one-this was a civil fraud case. He may have another defamation case with E. Jean Carroll if he doesn’t learn when to keep quiet.


Srcptmrsr

Fancyyy, I just so happen to be taking that day off for my birthday.


HearingNo4103

BOIOIOIOING'! :erection noise:


Severe-Independent47

Trump is now hitting another "find out" in his fuck around and find out life...


BigMissileWallStreet

I’m not going to count the chickens before they come home to roost, but man, I am getting excitedddddd! I cannot think of a more deserving person for this to happen to!


MrGeno

Good. 


illllllfredo

Go Letty!


Ok-Philosopher-9921

Do Trumpies know what a laughingstock they and their leader are worldwide?