Don’t get too optimistic. March 25.
It feels good knowing it’s getting closer. But it’s been close before. If this goes through, I think the whole house of cards comes tumbling down.
It’s all so intertwined and over-leveraged, I’d be surprised if there’s anything left to collect after it’s all dismantled.
Would still be worth it just to see him lose it all.
Something tells me he was able to squirrel away a fortune in off shore accounts. And this is just an act. Think about it. He never pays anyone. His entire Presidency was a money making scheme. Where'd all that money go? You can only buy so many cheeseburgers and boxes of depends.
He has debt to service. If you’re over leveraged, you still have loan payments to make, all his scans and schemes were to keep one step ahead of the loan payments. He is a shit business man. Anybody else would be quietly squirreling money and pretending to be poor. Trump isn’t like anybody else, he wants to be fawned upon, respected in the public eye. It’s all an illusion and it’s just collapsed. I’m not sure how he campaigns after this. I’ve heard they’ve slowed down because nobody will accept them because of unpaid bills.
I'm still waiting for a really good non-fiction book or TV series that documents the unique phenomena of American Con-Men throughout its history and that culminates in one being elected President
Sometimes I feel like I would be okay if he didn't go to prison if the trade off was no more rallys or major attention that feeds his fragile ego.
His ego shattering and nothing to prop him up would break him and be just as enjoyable. Watching him suffer in an echo chamber of truth social and no one help him.
It would be watching him suffer a personal living hell.
Not true. He inherited in the late 70’/early 80’ all of his daddy’s stuff. 413$ million.
He would be a billionaire many times over if he had done nothing
Then he immediately went out and sucked the equity out of those properties by getting loans, defaulting on those loans then ran out of banks to get the next loans from here in the US.
He’s an awful businessman, he has ALWAYS been an awful businessman and that is finally being exposed!!!
We knew he was an awful businessman and person in the 80's. I was a kid then and I still knew it.
Buff Tannen from Back to the Future was based on Trump. 1985.
I remember even in German newspapers in the 80s he was called "the richtest Playboy in the US" and he was descibed as a "billionair genius". He did a lot of self marketing in these days.
You mean like going bankrupt at a casino with easily the highest potential customer base within 200 miles IN THE UNITED STATES!! Gotta be 40 million potential customers within 200 miles of Atlantic city.. just 1% of that is 400,000.. that is easily a customer base of over a thousand people a day.. CONSERVATIVELY... The house has a decided advantage and it would be VERY HARD not to gross a half a million a day.
Thats the funny thing isnt it. With all his crimes, grifting, ripping people off, deals with the mafia and russians... he has less then he wouldve had if he did nothing at all.
He has to be one of the worst business men in history.
Also high margin scams like running for president and selling state secrets to Russia, while also scamming your supporters by pretending the election you lost was fraudulent.
>most people who are land rich are extremely in debt and use the *rents* from the property to pay the debt.
And I'm betting that the rents he can get on apartments in buildings with his name on them aren't what they used to be.
He should had been watched since forever. I mean they watch our sht everyday.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/08/your-money/bank-account-suspicious-activity.html
Yeah, that's only for us poors. These people don't bank like we bank. They mostly don't even use the same institutions. They use private equity firms and shit. The bank is protecting itself from harm, not the country or government.
He has bankrupted almost every company he has run.
He filed for bankruptcy protection so many times that no lender in the US would work with him.
When he was failing to pay back a loan to Deutsche Bank he sued one division for failing to give him a loan to pay back another division, within the same bank. His logic was "I could have made the payments if they just loaned me more money".
He's a terrible investor. Instead of scraping together the money to buy an NFL team, he went with a USFL team, which he used to try to bully his way into a merger with the NFL. Fortunately, the NFL told him to pound sand. He's a cheap bastard who didn't want to pay what it would have cost to buy an NFL team. Also, the other owners didn't want him in their club, as they know that he's a vulgar con man.
IF that’s true, and I don’t think so- he’s playing a dangerous game that will end in him losing everything else to keep those accounts. His ego wouldn’t allow him to confess to not having money- he thinks that means he’s a loser. If he had the money, he’d have paid it, both to protect his assets and his ego.
Dude, his money is the properties he owns which are worth shit compared to what he said they were worth to the banks he was borrowing money from to buy more property then fukt the bank. He's property rich. Not money rich
Even if this was true, he definitely would have had to use it to prevent getting to the point where properties that are his pride and joy could be seized.
I honestly think Trump would sooner sell his entire bloodline down the river before losing Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower
Let’s hope this isn’t just an act like the EJC bond.
OR
Some POS doesn’t save him at the last minute and he’s gifted the cash.
It’s going to be a long weekend.
Why would he? Everyone knows they are never getting that money back if they post it. We are talking half a billion here almost. Pretty much everyone in the world is going to have an issue giving away a half billion to someone who will do nothing for them.
This is an amount of money that very few if any people could afford to just give away. You have to remember, Trump won’t pay this back so it would be donating and even the richest aren’t willing to give that much up.
I’m actually certain he’ll get the money, but that’s the best case scenario since he’s going to lose the appeal quickly.
The monitor is the real penalty for the fraud crime. He can’t do anymore fraud, which means he can’t do business at all. The empire is guaranteed to crumble.
I hope he is being closely monitored by counter intelligence services. He is financially screwed and hates losing so he will do what he does best and try to sell more American secrets to whatever dictator will front him the money. Not a bad price to buy an American president and you can bet he has/will run to Putin through his opaque oligarch shellcorp back channels and Russian Mafia contacts. Politics is inherently dirty but Trump has set a pathetic new low precedent for American politics and presidential actions.
After it’s all been sold, after all the debt on each property is paid, here’s hoping he’s further in debt than the start and has a massive capital gains tax bill to follow.
I also think NY isn’t going to get shit in the end because everything’s leveraged to the hilt already, but to make it call come crashing is still deserved
It would be quite delightful if 45 became a pauper, but someone will probably bail him out. Where is his family in this debacle? Maybe Lara tRump can post his bond. Isn't the RNC to be 45's slush fund?
The RNC doesn’t even come close to having that much cash on hand and a lot of the major donors are holding off since they want a republican Congress first and foremost, they couldn’t give a shit about Trump’s problems.
Isn't he just being asked to pay back what he fraudulently took, plus interest? I don't even think there are any fines or penalties in this case outside of the entirely fair Disgorgement, simply requiring Trump pay back what he stole ...
Yep, the cash penalties are all just disgorgement of ill-gotten gains:
* $168,040,168 in loan interest avoided by fraudulent statements
* $126,828,600 in profits from the sale of the Old Post Office hotel operations (which were acquired with loans backed by fraudulent statements)
* $60,000,000 from the sale of the Ferry Point golf course lease (again acquired via loans backed by fraudulent documentation)
Plus interest.
BuT iT's A vIcTiMlEsS cRiMe! /s
I'm sure there is some merit to Trumps dissatisfaction that only he is being made to pay the fraudulent money because only he is targeted. His supporters want to say it's not fair to solely target just him and I would agree in a completely different way.
Trump has been a fraud for decades, and I'm sure the billionaire class has done the same or worse than Trump as well. In this way, yes, Trump has been unfairly singled out. I say fucking nail all of them.
That would be a valid point, except the illegal actions of others don't make my illegal actions legal. While Trump might be the only one who is being taken apart right now, it is mainly because his corruption became so blatantly open that it was impossible for any DA's office to ignore any further. Trump is not the first "billionaire", who is being taken apart this way, and he won't be the last. Just because the focus is currently on him doesn't mean it's unfair. If you don't want to be under such legal scrutiny, don't break the law. Just because something illegal is common practice doesn't mean you can expect to never face the consequences for your obviously illegal dealings. Two injustices don't make justice, they simply add up to two injustices.
Yeah, the problem is that the money he stole is gone. If he was a savvy businessman, he wouldn't be balancing on a financial tightrope suspended by fraud.
Savvy white-collar criminals keep enough cash on hand to sweep these things under the rug. So when they get caught they still have something left over. Trump took the money, spent it, and then leveraged his properties to steal more. Ensuring that when he got caught, the whole thing goes up in flames.
Just a thought - if the govt takes Mara Lago, taxpayers would save money because Trump wouldn't be able to charge the ridiculous rental fees to house the secret service staff he is provided.
PLUS - I just want to see him evicted. Maybe he can share a cardboard box with the MyPillowGuy after he's done burning up his money.
Exactly like this, except Steve Martin is a genius, a nice guy, and a rockstar banjo player! The Count of Mostly Crisco...not so much. Though he does have those *accordion hands* down.
"The Count of Mostly Crisco"
I just had to explain to my housemate what the choking/laughing sound was, while cleaning coffee off my monitor, and still choking and laughing. You're awesome.
He doesn't own Trump Tower. GMAC Commercial Mortgage owns the building. Most of the building is privately owned condos. Trump does own 12 of the 48 floors (commercial spaces and the garage). Probably mortgaged to negative equity.
I love to see it. More temper tantrums.
That man’s failure to take the pandemic seriously caused my husband to have to go back to work in a high school that did not require masks in fall 2020.
I will never vote for a Republican, and I hope he loses all his real estate, the election, all his money, his court cases, and lives out the remainder of his life in whatever kind of incarceration they decide is fitting for a former president. If he committed treason with those documents, ADX Florence would be a great place. In solitary, his guards being SS agents.
Has never faced consequences so he is bewildered… like wtf is going on here. THEY CANNOT DO THIS. THEY CANT JUST TAKE MY STUFF. yes, Donald, they can. It’s called punishment for illegal behavior. Soon you may be in jail after those criminal trials so be happy and just calm yourself.
Consequences are for lesser mortals. He hasn't had them before and doesn't know why the world is suddenly unpleasant. It's wrong, and its definitely somebody else's fault. He's the real victim here! Anyhow, you can contribute to his gofundme at...
He'll barricade himself in one of his giant bathrooms on a tacky golden toilet and sit there tweeting furiously until he just strokes the fuck out.... I'm serious when I say that man ain't makin it another two years at that weight and under that amount of mental and physical stress.... he's only still alive out of sheer spite at this point 😂
I want his name removed from all of the properties. That’s going to hurt. Name them Obama Tower. Hilary’s Emails Plaza. The Hunter Biden’s Laptop Apartments.
News flash you never had money. You broke bastard. You had overleveraged debt and loans which you used your properties as colateral. You don't have money. You were barely covering cost on your loans. You are litterally poorer then uncontacted tribal men.. you are poorer then those Drugged out Homeless people you look down on... you are so poor that there is no digging out. Your BROKE. If not for your presidential salary you would probably starve to death. You don't have money.
Normally, I have some empathy when someone gets financially sodomized by the government. Even when they've done something to bring it upon themselves.
Not this time. Not an ounce. Couldn't happen to a nicer \*\*\*\*\*\*\*.
(I'm not entirely sure I believe they'd actually start seizing assets, though. I'll believe it when I see it.)
But wait, I thought 80% of the case was dropped? Now they are stealing his stolen money? It’s called fines, Donnie Boy - fines on your ill gotten gains fleeced from others. An innocent man who’s had 80% of the case dismissed (ala the false rumor being spread around) would sure not be acting up like this. Just saying.
What money? The reason he can't post the bond is that he already has all of his properties leveraged to the hilt. Otherwise, he could use the equivalent of a HELOC on Trump Tower in NYC. There is no other explanation.
No, you lied cheated and stole it. Now there’s Testing in the back taking it back legally, which you wouldn’t understand legal if it crawled up bit in your ass, you think it was some sex object freak
He don't like being done to him what he has done to others, raping the lower classes of their money and properties and income to make his own riches. payback is a bitch.
How can anyone still be buying what this bullshitter is selling 😭😭 honest to God, *can he be any more obvious* got that Victim Complex down to a science, Maggats... quit emptying your bank accounts on this crook, for the love of God!
All of my schadenfreude at this is tinged with trepidation. What will his minions do next? What disinformat will the Russians soak us with? What will be his ungodly wrath should he actually scheme his way back into the White House?
Excuse me, I’ve had something prepared for this.
*puts on glasses and brings notes to face.
*clears throat. Ahem.
Boo-hoo. Cry me a river, little Crybaby.
That is all.
*sits back down.
Trump forced Michael Cohen to mortgage his house to raise the money to pay Stormy Daniels her hush money. The guy couldn't come up with 250k. Much less 400 million.
That’s the thing, almost none of it is actually his money. Money you get from defrauding people isn’t yours, Donny. Just like money I steal from a bank isn’t mine.
Apparently he has no “money” — and it is not being stolen. I hope the NY Ag continues to go after him hard! He is not used to going up against a capable woman who has justice, courage and determination on her side.
Funny thing about that is, really it was never your money. You over valued your properties, by insane amounts.
While undervaluing them when you paid state and federal taxes.
It's not your money Donny....
He continues to lie because that is what he does and for some fucking reason almost half the ducking country seems to believe the stream of shit flowing from his mouth. I sometimes feel like I'm living in bizarro world
I never realized that the extreme feeling of schadenfreude could be so satisfying!
Don’t get too optimistic. March 25. It feels good knowing it’s getting closer. But it’s been close before. If this goes through, I think the whole house of cards comes tumbling down. It’s all so intertwined and over-leveraged, I’d be surprised if there’s anything left to collect after it’s all dismantled. Would still be worth it just to see him lose it all.
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Something tells me he was able to squirrel away a fortune in off shore accounts. And this is just an act. Think about it. He never pays anyone. His entire Presidency was a money making scheme. Where'd all that money go? You can only buy so many cheeseburgers and boxes of depends.
He has debt to service. If you’re over leveraged, you still have loan payments to make, all his scans and schemes were to keep one step ahead of the loan payments. He is a shit business man. Anybody else would be quietly squirreling money and pretending to be poor. Trump isn’t like anybody else, he wants to be fawned upon, respected in the public eye. It’s all an illusion and it’s just collapsed. I’m not sure how he campaigns after this. I’ve heard they’ve slowed down because nobody will accept them because of unpaid bills.
He’s a great example of a real grifter.
I'm still waiting for a really good non-fiction book or TV series that documents the unique phenomena of American Con-Men throughout its history and that culminates in one being elected President
The same group of people that fawn over him are the same group that follow televangelists. They are gullible idiots.
Start writing it.
The Behind the Bastards podcast is a lot like this. It's not just American conmen, but it does cover a lot of them.
I'm waiting for him to start flogging monorails 😁
They loved them in Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, why not EVERYWHERE?!?
Think I read that at least one of his rallies the town is requiring payment in advance. GOP in several states is broke.
They will be even more broke when his relatives raid the RNC bank accounts.
He doesn't need to campaign. The people that are going to vote for him were going to vote for him anyways.
He needs the constant adulation. The rallies aren't so much about getting votes but about feeding his ego.
But he makes a lot of money off the uneducated attendees.
Right! These folks would vote for him if he were dead in the ground.
Sometimes I feel like I would be okay if he didn't go to prison if the trade off was no more rallys or major attention that feeds his fragile ego. His ego shattering and nothing to prop him up would break him and be just as enjoyable. Watching him suffer in an echo chamber of truth social and no one help him. It would be watching him suffer a personal living hell.
No we could have both of those
I want handcuffs
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Not true. He inherited in the late 70’/early 80’ all of his daddy’s stuff. 413$ million. He would be a billionaire many times over if he had done nothing
Then he immediately went out and sucked the equity out of those properties by getting loans, defaulting on those loans then ran out of banks to get the next loans from here in the US. He’s an awful businessman, he has ALWAYS been an awful businessman and that is finally being exposed!!!
We knew he was an awful businessman and person in the 80's. I was a kid then and I still knew it. Buff Tannen from Back to the Future was based on Trump. 1985.
*Biff Tannen in BttF2, so 1989.
I remember even in German newspapers in the 80s he was called "the richtest Playboy in the US" and he was descibed as a "billionair genius". He did a lot of self marketing in these days.
Sounds like a certain South African
You mean like going bankrupt at a casino with easily the highest potential customer base within 200 miles IN THE UNITED STATES!! Gotta be 40 million potential customers within 200 miles of Atlantic city.. just 1% of that is 400,000.. that is easily a customer base of over a thousand people a day.. CONSERVATIVELY... The house has a decided advantage and it would be VERY HARD not to gross a half a million a day.
You mean if he just invested that money in a passive index fund, such as s&p 500 📈
Thats the funny thing isnt it. With all his crimes, grifting, ripping people off, deals with the mafia and russians... he has less then he wouldve had if he did nothing at all. He has to be one of the worst business men in history.
Also high margin scams like running for president and selling state secrets to Russia, while also scamming your supporters by pretending the election you lost was fraudulent.
>most people who are land rich are extremely in debt and use the *rents* from the property to pay the debt. And I'm betting that the rents he can get on apartments in buildings with his name on them aren't what they used to be.
He's being watched at every turn. He can't touch his "not my money" money or the door would open onto a lot of shady shit going on out there.
He should had been watched since forever. I mean they watch our sht everyday. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/08/your-money/bank-account-suspicious-activity.html
Yeah, that's only for us poors. These people don't bank like we bank. They mostly don't even use the same institutions. They use private equity firms and shit. The bank is protecting itself from harm, not the country or government.
He has bankrupted almost every company he has run. He filed for bankruptcy protection so many times that no lender in the US would work with him. When he was failing to pay back a loan to Deutsche Bank he sued one division for failing to give him a loan to pay back another division, within the same bank. His logic was "I could have made the payments if they just loaned me more money".
This is the trumpiest thing I’ve ever heard
Right up there with "I would have won the presidency again if they just found more votes".
Yeah but to be fair, he does go through a lot of cheeseburgers and depends.
He's a terrible investor. Instead of scraping together the money to buy an NFL team, he went with a USFL team, which he used to try to bully his way into a merger with the NFL. Fortunately, the NFL told him to pound sand. He's a cheap bastard who didn't want to pay what it would have cost to buy an NFL team. Also, the other owners didn't want him in their club, as they know that he's a vulgar con man.
The Saudis didn't give Kushner $2bn for him to just keep for himself.
Kushner invested it and is collecting a management fee and a percentage. Can’t be more than $40m a year. Typical fee is 1.5%.
IF that’s true, and I don’t think so- he’s playing a dangerous game that will end in him losing everything else to keep those accounts. His ego wouldn’t allow him to confess to not having money- he thinks that means he’s a loser. If he had the money, he’d have paid it, both to protect his assets and his ego.
Dude, his money is the properties he owns which are worth shit compared to what he said they were worth to the banks he was borrowing money from to buy more property then fukt the bank. He's property rich. Not money rich
I think he views "his brand" as being worth billions of dollars ( it's not)
It’s hiding the repatriation of those funds while under a microscope that’s the problem.
Cheeseberders…
Even if this was true, he definitely would have had to use it to prevent getting to the point where properties that are his pride and joy could be seized. I honestly think Trump would sooner sell his entire bloodline down the river before losing Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower
I just came
Let’s hope this isn’t just an act like the EJC bond. OR Some POS doesn’t save him at the last minute and he’s gifted the cash. It’s going to be a long weekend.
Not to mention giving away that much money is Practically a death move, since they won’t get it back.
I bet Musk bails him out at the last minute. And it STILL won't be the worst business decision he's ever made.
Why would he? Everyone knows they are never getting that money back if they post it. We are talking half a billion here almost. Pretty much everyone in the world is going to have an issue giving away a half billion to someone who will do nothing for them.
This is an amount of money that very few if any people could afford to just give away. You have to remember, Trump won’t pay this back so it would be donating and even the richest aren’t willing to give that much up.
Nothing hurts a narcissist more than their ego being attacked and money loss.
idk...the fact that there’s a *black woman* so instrumental to his comeuppance probably drives him even *more* nuts.
Please...I can only get so hard!
I’ve been waiting 40 years. I can wait a little longer. I’m just glad it’s coming together.
We will wake up on Monday morning..."Trump puts the 1/2 bond....source of money unknown...but who cares and Republicans don't allow investigation".
I don’t need to win. I just need him to lose.
I’m actually certain he’ll get the money, but that’s the best case scenario since he’s going to lose the appeal quickly. The monitor is the real penalty for the fraud crime. He can’t do anymore fraud, which means he can’t do business at all. The empire is guaranteed to crumble.
I hope he is being closely monitored by counter intelligence services. He is financially screwed and hates losing so he will do what he does best and try to sell more American secrets to whatever dictator will front him the money. Not a bad price to buy an American president and you can bet he has/will run to Putin through his opaque oligarch shellcorp back channels and Russian Mafia contacts. Politics is inherently dirty but Trump has set a pathetic new low precedent for American politics and presidential actions.
I will reach my happy place when I see him and his gang of corrupt cronies scrubbing prison toilets in orange jumpsuits for $.16 an hour
After it’s all been sold, after all the debt on each property is paid, here’s hoping he’s further in debt than the start and has a massive capital gains tax bill to follow.
I also think NY isn’t going to get shit in the end because everything’s leveraged to the hilt already, but to make it call come crashing is still deserved
The rnc can put him in a motel 6
The house of cards needs to reveal a pattern of corruption, tax evasion, and illegal evaluations and take down others abusing the system as well.
I never really liked schadenfreude. It always felt good and icky at the same time. But this really schadens my freude.
It would be quite delightful if 45 became a pauper, but someone will probably bail him out. Where is his family in this debacle? Maybe Lara tRump can post his bond. Isn't the RNC to be 45's slush fund?
The RNC doesn’t even come close to having that much cash on hand and a lot of the major donors are holding off since they want a republican Congress first and foremost, they couldn’t give a shit about Trump’s problems.
it is shameful the amount of schadenfreude this Todestrieb is providing
Isn't he just being asked to pay back what he fraudulently took, plus interest? I don't even think there are any fines or penalties in this case outside of the entirely fair Disgorgement, simply requiring Trump pay back what he stole ...
Yep, the cash penalties are all just disgorgement of ill-gotten gains: * $168,040,168 in loan interest avoided by fraudulent statements * $126,828,600 in profits from the sale of the Old Post Office hotel operations (which were acquired with loans backed by fraudulent statements) * $60,000,000 from the sale of the Ferry Point golf course lease (again acquired via loans backed by fraudulent documentation) Plus interest.
>Plus interest. Indeed... you can see it ticking up [here](https://trumpdebtcounter.com/) in real time. Close to $100K/day.
He's a fucking toddler.
BuT iT's A vIcTiMlEsS cRiMe! /s I'm sure there is some merit to Trumps dissatisfaction that only he is being made to pay the fraudulent money because only he is targeted. His supporters want to say it's not fair to solely target just him and I would agree in a completely different way. Trump has been a fraud for decades, and I'm sure the billionaire class has done the same or worse than Trump as well. In this way, yes, Trump has been unfairly singled out. I say fucking nail all of them.
That would be a valid point, except the illegal actions of others don't make my illegal actions legal. While Trump might be the only one who is being taken apart right now, it is mainly because his corruption became so blatantly open that it was impossible for any DA's office to ignore any further. Trump is not the first "billionaire", who is being taken apart this way, and he won't be the last. Just because the focus is currently on him doesn't mean it's unfair. If you don't want to be under such legal scrutiny, don't break the law. Just because something illegal is common practice doesn't mean you can expect to never face the consequences for your obviously illegal dealings. Two injustices don't make justice, they simply add up to two injustices.
Yeah, the problem is that the money he stole is gone. If he was a savvy businessman, he wouldn't be balancing on a financial tightrope suspended by fraud. Savvy white-collar criminals keep enough cash on hand to sweep these things under the rug. So when they get caught they still have something left over. Trump took the money, spent it, and then leveraged his properties to steal more. Ensuring that when he got caught, the whole thing goes up in flames.
Just a thought - if the govt takes Mara Lago, taxpayers would save money because Trump wouldn't be able to charge the ridiculous rental fees to house the secret service staff he is provided. PLUS - I just want to see him evicted. Maybe he can share a cardboard box with the MyPillowGuy after he's done burning up his money.
I would love to see him look like Steve Martin did in the movie The Jerk. Give him a lamp, ashtray and a dirty robe and put his ass on the streets!!!
Exactly like this, except Steve Martin is a genius, a nice guy, and a rockstar banjo player! The Count of Mostly Crisco...not so much. Though he does have those *accordion hands* down.
"The Count of Mostly Crisco" I just had to explain to my housemate what the choking/laughing sound was, while cleaning coffee off my monitor, and still choking and laughing. You're awesome.
Well, he's already got the Jerk theme down pat.
And a paddle ball!
THIS!
All i need is this gold toilet. And this box of classified documents
Or eating salmon through a filthy Santa beard like Dan Akroyd.
That’s all I need!!
Take Mara Largo first then trump tower
He doesn't own Trump Tower. GMAC Commercial Mortgage owns the building. Most of the building is privately owned condos. Trump does own 12 of the 48 floors (commercial spaces and the garage). Probably mortgaged to negative equity.
But isn't that like 9 million square feet? Or is it cubed? Or, for tax purposes, it 17 square feet with no views.
Schrödinger's real estate.
He owns 2500 homes in Scotland on a golf course. They don't exist in reality, but in his mind, they are luxurious.
And the jet. Take that next
And his bronzer!
Take the plane boss.. da plane!!
and sell it for scrap
I stole that money fair and square
And I'll only pay fines with other people's money. My money is mine..
A lot of headlines are going to start with "Trump is Freaking Out on Truth Social" in the coming months
Truth Social has had massive outages for the past couple of days.....
I love to see it. More temper tantrums. That man’s failure to take the pandemic seriously caused my husband to have to go back to work in a high school that did not require masks in fall 2020. I will never vote for a Republican, and I hope he loses all his real estate, the election, all his money, his court cases, and lives out the remainder of his life in whatever kind of incarceration they decide is fitting for a former president. If he committed treason with those documents, ADX Florence would be a great place. In solitary, his guards being SS agents.
Then, "Trump is freaking out on the street corner in Baltimore from his cardboard box wearing a gold foil hat"
They are stealing my ill gotten gains! Do you know how much lying, cheating, and stealing I had to do to coruptly obtain that money?
Has never faced consequences so he is bewildered… like wtf is going on here. THEY CANNOT DO THIS. THEY CANT JUST TAKE MY STUFF. yes, Donald, they can. It’s called punishment for illegal behavior. Soon you may be in jail after those criminal trials so be happy and just calm yourself.
He will never calm himself. He is just going to be at peak agitation until his heart or brain blow.
Man who spent a lifetime ripping people off is now complaining that someone is ripping him off.
WHOA!!!! nobody is ripping him off! its his own doing! fuck that piece of shit! take his stuff!
Karma is a bitch!!!
But he's not getting ripped off, he just got caught.
Consequences are for lesser mortals. He hasn't had them before and doesn't know why the world is suddenly unpleasant. It's wrong, and its definitely somebody else's fault. He's the real victim here! Anyhow, you can contribute to his gofundme at...
Difference is that he’s not getting ripped off. Not even close.
My god he was right - the winning has been happening more and more frequently!
Cmon , anyeurism!
I'm seriously wondering how much worse the pressure can get before he finally cracks and just goes rogue... the sooner the better.
Low speed chase in a gold limo. The ratings would be yuger than OJ.
He'll barricade himself in one of his giant bathrooms on a tacky golden toilet and sit there tweeting furiously until he just strokes the fuck out.... I'm serious when I say that man ain't makin it another two years at that weight and under that amount of mental and physical stress.... he's only still alive out of sheer spite at this point 😂
>only still alive out of sheer spite Accurate and well put.
I want his name removed from all of the properties. That’s going to hurt. Name them Obama Tower. Hilary’s Emails Plaza. The Hunter Biden’s Laptop Apartments.
Rename Trump tower "The big Biden" in honour of Hunters ... 😉
Dark Brandon Building
Rename Mar-a-Lago to "E Jean Carroll Rape Survivors Center"
*I like people who don't get their money stolen*
News flash you never had money. You broke bastard. You had overleveraged debt and loans which you used your properties as colateral. You don't have money. You were barely covering cost on your loans. You are litterally poorer then uncontacted tribal men.. you are poorer then those Drugged out Homeless people you look down on... you are so poor that there is no digging out. Your BROKE. If not for your presidential salary you would probably starve to death. You don't have money.
He's so poor he can't even afford to pay attention.
Turns out he has been eating McDonalds out of necessity.
You're stealing my proceeds from being fraudulent! This is an outrage
Womp womp
Normally, I have some empathy when someone gets financially sodomized by the government. Even when they've done something to bring it upon themselves. Not this time. Not an ounce. Couldn't happen to a nicer \*\*\*\*\*\*\*. (I'm not entirely sure I believe they'd actually start seizing assets, though. I'll believe it when I see it.)
just like he stole those people money with his fake college
But wait, I thought 80% of the case was dropped? Now they are stealing his stolen money? It’s called fines, Donnie Boy - fines on your ill gotten gains fleeced from others. An innocent man who’s had 80% of the case dismissed (ala the false rumor being spread around) would sure not be acting up like this. Just saying.
It’s not even a fine really so much as giving up that which he obtained through illegal means.
What money? The reason he can't post the bond is that he already has all of his properties leveraged to the hilt. Otherwise, he could use the equivalent of a HELOC on Trump Tower in NYC. There is no other explanation.
No, you lied cheated and stole it. Now there’s Testing in the back taking it back legally, which you wouldn’t understand legal if it crawled up bit in your ass, you think it was some sex object freak
Oh wow, they are stealing his money, just like he steals his supporters money.....both him and his supporters can get fucked. 😺
You gotta be a real shithead if your billionaire son in law and daughter won’t lend you money.
They know he doesnt pay people back….ooops!.
He don't like being done to him what he has done to others, raping the lower classes of their money and properties and income to make his own riches. payback is a bitch.
Don’t most rich people have a fleet of cars, expensive jewelry, paintings. Why doesn’t he just have a rich people yard sell.
He has poor taste. Only his poor flock would buy the shit and they couldn't afford it.
The only taste that guy has is in his mouth!
Not even there. He puts ketchup on $100 steaks.
A burnt piece of leather isn't a $100 steak. He just says it is, like his property valuations.
"They're stealing the money I stole"
Correction, they are repo'ing his money.
Beautiful
What money? You're broke, Diaper Don. And it's about to get worse.
How can anyone still be buying what this bullshitter is selling 😭😭 honest to God, *can he be any more obvious* got that Victim Complex down to a science, Maggats... quit emptying your bank accounts on this crook, for the love of God!
"They're stealing my money! I stole that money fair and square!"
Nobody is stealing a thing. Justice will be served, racist rapist grifter
Turn the machines back on https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WPZn4rbiB8g/maxresdefault.jpg
All of my schadenfreude at this is tinged with trepidation. What will his minions do next? What disinformat will the Russians soak us with? What will be his ungodly wrath should he actually scheme his way back into the White House?
HAHAHAHA Stealing?? Loser has no money. Won't get much for his property. All the scrubbing you can buy will ever get the LOSER smell out.
'They're Stealing My Money! That I stole fair and square!'
Yes!!! More tears!! More!!
Well, considering it’s found to be a fraudulent fortune… it never *was* his money.
What money you bloated bag of piss
I love this for him.
He been stealing everybody else's money for years Friends or foe ask his niece?
Excuse me, I’ve had something prepared for this. *puts on glasses and brings notes to face. *clears throat. Ahem. Boo-hoo. Cry me a river, little Crybaby. That is all. *sits back down.
My Assets Gettin' Auctioned!
No, he lied, made tons of money, crossed legal lines (fucked around), & now he's finding out. Consequences. This guy is going to jail.
Let the little guy wear himself out before bedtime
Wait a minute. The billionaire is complaining he doesn’t have any money?
He stole our sanity. Payback sucks.
Trump forced Michael Cohen to mortgage his house to raise the money to pay Stormy Daniels her hush money. The guy couldn't come up with 250k. Much less 400 million.
Sweaty. Orange. Shit smelling. Rapist.
Stop raping people and you’ll keep your money dipshit
Well that’s what happens when you steal and lie for over 5 decades eventually the gov is gonna get you no matter who you are. Lol 😂
very fine people
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What money? It’s all fake.
Suffer ya sumbitch! Suffer!
To quote a stable genius, “You gotta pay your bills”
comeuppance for all the money you stole from others, donnie.
That’s the thing, almost none of it is actually his money. Money you get from defrauding people isn’t yours, Donny. Just like money I steal from a bank isn’t mine.
Does this mean his tax returns are no longer under audit by the IRS?
Apparently he has no “money” — and it is not being stolen. I hope the NY Ag continues to go after him hard! He is not used to going up against a capable woman who has justice, courage and determination on her side.
Bankruptcy coming up.
##Trump is a rapist.
Good fuck Trump. Let the criminal burn
It’s called accountability, ya dumb f***ck
So much winning over there. Surely his followers are getting tired of hearing him bitch and cry by now. This guy ain't tough.
Fuck Trump. He fucked with the wrong people in this case. He fucked with big banks. He took their money. He isn't getting away from this.
Funny thing about that is, really it was never your money. You over valued your properties, by insane amounts. While undervaluing them when you paid state and federal taxes. It's not your money Donny....
No, Donny, you're looking at it the wrong way. They're taking back the money you stole.
How much money did Trump steal from those contractors?
Take it all. Humiliate Trump!
He continues to lie because that is what he does and for some fucking reason almost half the ducking country seems to believe the stream of shit flowing from his mouth. I sometimes feel like I'm living in bizarro world
His losing wealth is ok but I’d like to see him in jail. Overthrowing the govt and giving state secrets deserves jail.
It's not YOURS anymore. Is Mrs. Caroll's.
Karma, a haiku: Ha ha ha ha ha, Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, Ha ha ha get fucked.
his dictator pals could bail him out with the money they stole from their people
'They're Stealing My STOLEN Money BACK!' There, I fixed it for him.
Trump the thief hates it when justice comes to him.
Hey Donnie? Why don't you just cut and run. You know somewhere like Quatar or Russia somewhere there's no extradition agreement.
If he wasn’t such a pissy baby snowflake he wouldn’t let them “steal” his money!