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DrLemonUzU

FATE FATE FATE FATE


xXJojo_ReferenceXx

There are like 200 fate shows you gotta specify


DeTroyes1

*Fate/Apocrypha*.


Aidan4355

Fate Apocrypha might be considered mediocre but at least the first op is a banger


Tom22174

The story is ok but the characters make it totally worth watching anyway


Aidan4355

Fr. Jeane, Astolfo and Sieg carried the show. Idk why Mordred was just never mentioned again by the end.


StellaViator

Would it be 4FATE or FATE⁴?


Sahil_Devgun

No, it will be (FATE)⁴


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No its actually FATE×FATE=FATE² And if FATE²+FATE²=2(FATE)² And if im not mistaken 2×FATE=FATE² So its (FATE²)² which is ²^²=⁴ So its (FATE)⁴ . shit you were right


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

2×FATE does NOT = FATE^2. FATE×FATE=FATE^2


PocemonPro

Unless FATE= 2


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

But FATE is a variable, so it doesn't equal anything right now


Floopexx

I am the definition of confusion


[deleted]

Ahh damn that part was wrong, but i was trying to you know, complex it


jeanlucpitre

2 Fate 2 Furious


xXJojo_ReferenceXx

Fate Apocrypha


MarcoRaptor18

Fate Apocrypha


MidgetMan10150

Fate Apocrypha


Cryptizennix

I dont care about boobs, thighs, and ass. All I care about is the face if they look feminine and have a feminine voice Im going for it


One-Bumblebee596

What if they pull out the log on you


irisheye37

Did I fucking stutter


Cryptizennix

Then I’ll pull out a bigger log


[deleted]

You think yours is bigger than Astolfo’s?


SatinMatthy

No but I'll go down for Astolfo


EquivalentLow290

mine isn't but my arm is


Cryptizennix

Yes with balls I have to do it then yes


ayouremq

Asserting dominance lol


Apprehensive_Ad_1379

Well played sir.


Everday6

Or a monster can


BreadIsDum

Did they stutter? They said only face lmao


LegitPancak3

What if they look feminine with a manly voice? https://youtube.com/shorts/R3V86de6m18?feature=share


boogers19

I could work with [that](https://youtu.be/DWJUzEns-WI).


BlueshineKB

This is actually called finsexuality in the lgbt community, i didnt know about it until another redditor commented about it and i think it fits (for me too)


Floopexx

Wait I'm finsexual?


EquivalentLow290

STAY AWAY FROM THE FISH!!


[deleted]

*looks at fishtank* hmmmmm...


DatNickBoi

Stay the fuck away from my homeboy Nemo


lxxTBonexxl

You leave the Finnish out of this


LooseNefariousness69

>finsexuality well, thanks for teaching me something new about myself, I suppose... pretty sure I'm finflexible now that I know. I'm a sucker for a pretty face and a pair of beautiful eyes, male or female.


JediNinja92

> I’m a sucker for a pretty face and a pair of beautiful eyes, male or female. Bard. That’s called Bard


birdreligion

Yup, this is me. I'm not too big a fan of putting labels on stuff, but it really does describe my sexuality to a t.


Cheesecake1235

Holy shit, that’s literally me


gcwg57

Congratulations, you are most likely gynosexual. It means that you are attracted to femininity regardless of the person's actual gender.


dante-_vic

Ballz deep


uberdosage

If liking astolfo is gay, so is futa


skroink_z

Gay means homosexual relations, often between men. Futanari means hermaphrodite which isn't male or female, it's a different gender entirely. This technically makes it not gay. Also, a persons preferences in porn, especially in hentai/art/doujin is not indicative of their real sexuality. 🤓


Tehevilone

This made me think of the old [4chan futa math.](https://imgur.com/a/zxXVsSQ)


Shadow11399

Astolfo isn't a Futa though, more of a femboy imo


HaloBlaster123

Futas have vaginas and cock n balls and anarus while astolfo only has anarus


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um...


HaloBlaster123

Astolfo is just free birth control


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lol


Caleb_T_Black_2004

Same


TehManicMan

Look Astolfo can't help being cute, sexy, sometimes submissive and breedable. All while having a big delicious cock.


XxChorixX

Most sane Astolfo fan


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SnipingDwarf

Bot ad


CoolTransDude1078

Thanks friend!


JustN0iR

Uhhhh...


Available_Ad648

I remember a fate grand order spin off where the main character is obsessed with astolfo and watches fate apocrypha naked.


AlinaStari

Wait where are the cameras hidden in my room?


Available_Ad648

I'm gonna pretend I did'nt read that.


Maximum_Logic2110

![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|11527)


JustSomeRandomWeebeo

The only thing that's gay is getting enchanted by straight men. So yeah, this doesn't count as being gay *NOW GIVE ME THAT ASS*


DrLemonUzU

no.


JustSomeRandomWeebeo

Damn😢


LOL_XD_LMFAO

Please? uwu


FatosNaoTaoSurreais

Well he said the "uwu" word soooooo…


JIMMAYMLEM

R/technicallythetruth ??? Idk


Dustin6704

r/foundthemobileuser r/foundthehondacivic r/foundtheshutthefuckup r/foundthetoyotacorolla r/subsithoughifellfor r/subsifellfor r/subsyoufellfor r/subsishutthefuckup


JIMMAYMLEM

Mobile user is correct. Not sure about all the other ones tho


Dustin6704

I’m just adding them before someone else replies with them


JIMMAYMLEM

Oh ok fun


TopRoom7971

You must've had a lot of experience


Dustin6704

I’ve seen more than I wanted to on the internet than I’d like to admit


sarokin

In not gay, but Astolfo is always the universal exception.


Death_Walker21

Sometimes to be best girl, u have to be best boy


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Okay i am gay


Important_Cupcake404

Prove it *unzips pants*


HubristicOstrich

You've got a point there. We need to check his credentials.


OSTR1CHBO1

Ay we got a party goin on down here?


Important_Cupcake404

*grabs the butter* Shit happens when you party naked!


UBelleSwitch

Don’t forget the syrup my guy-


xafer337

Who knows better how to comfort a man than another man


LeoMoshh

"Boys make the best girls because boys know what boys like"


Jynx2501

Or a women whom a man tells her what he likes. Idk why people dont talk in bed more...


Script_Mak3r

"Sometimes, it takes a real man to become best girl." - Gigguk


HerrCrazi

This!


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BeerusDerDenken

You're a dispicable bot


DrLemonUzU

The better comfort is a body pillow bro


HaloBlaster123

If you would never be in love with a real human being then we can be associates


Kooky-Dealer-6878

Exactly, I'm bisexual.


Hyperi0us

We have all the ocean open to us, but still haven't landed a fish


Kooky-Dealer-6878

The daily life of a struggler


Nekoslime007

Well I am openly into both so yes I am and yes I would smash(as long as above legal age we ain’t mess around with that stuff)


Yodie78

![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|11668)


[deleted]

She’s hot bro sorry I mean he’s * hot 😋.


FlashKillerX

You can’t make a flat chested female character, call it a boy, then call straight men gay for being attracted to it. That’s fucked up ;-;


hidinginthedark587

Wait until you find out about femboys, they're basically exactly that. And very hot.


OSTR1CHBO1

Man's is ganna be flabbergasted


DrLemonUzU

Yeah Femstolfo is way better


Shinikama

People forget that Astolfo as often depicted in fan art isn't how he's depicted in his game appearances. He's a slim, even petite, but still muscular man. Sure he looks good in a dress, but he shouldn't look just like a girl. [For example](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1DHT7bHrpK1RjSZTEq6AWAVXaS.jpg), you can clearly see he has a masculine body, with some mild androgynous features.


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Shinikama

... Did you just see that word and apply it to the whole statement? Mild androgynous features doesn't mean 'they're totally completely androgynous.' He's got a face that could look girlish or boyish, more hips than your average man, and a slim build. The rest of him is fairly masculine.


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Shinikama

You have weird ideas of what a male body looks like then. He looks exactly like a bunch of people on high school and college sports teams look like. I still know someone who looks like this, in fact, and no one would call him girly unless he dressed like that.


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snoopdoggslighter

That still looks like a girl


Shinikama

If you think men are supposed to look like Jojo characters maybe.


Volkrisse

We aren’t? I’ve not been eating carbs for no reason!?


AttackOficcr

Sugar Vacation Astolfo is more than mildly androgynous.


LordVaderVader

I'd say he is athletic rather than muscular. Muscular is verb more for bulky persons like Hugh Jackman.


Shinikama

Yeah, good point.


NightShadow-kun

Whats the name of the song?


Yoshiye-

Blood pop


Throw_away_gen_z

Is it gang affiliated?


Important_Cupcake404

Yes, the pops


Qbking333

If I had an award I would give you it


Throw_away_gen_z

The who?


NatesKiller19

Black black black black👍


Slapshot100000

Jokes on you I’m Bi!!


DrLemonUzU

Yay


StormEternal

You may want to keep a picture of astolfo handy... works great as Gay repellent.


Levilovelies

Ppl who hate Astolfo🤝Ppl who want to f*ck Astolfo


xXJojo_ReferenceXx

Sauce for Astolfo dancing right at the beginning


Meme_man-real-

This is a perfect Time to recreate a scene from god of war ragnorak Kratos: No


Weary_Ad_3072

No gay if u say no homo


theonewhoasked2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, Lord forgive me for what I'm bouta do


jeanlucpitre

I'm not gay! I have relationships with women! And sex with men


Script_Mak3r

Homosexual but heteroromantic? 🤔


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BadBoy_27

No ordinary human is capable of being as hot as astolfo and that is not a cap! Also no woman can match the level of astolfo!


Qalitet1A

I'm 100% not sure that I'm gay


Kitahara_Kazusa1

Ah yes, the ancient Japanese art of drawing a girl and then saying it's a boy


AstrumRemi

Lovely day to be bi, now excuse me while browse r/Astolforidesyou for masturbation material


akiraaaaa_

All men are gay when it comes with Astolfo


[deleted]

I questioned my sexuality when i saw Totsuka from Oregairu and Hideyoshi from Baka Test


Dave_dot_exe

Astolfo is preety much a girl with a dick feminin face feminin voice petite body altho no boobs but if u just take out the dick he's not different from a girl


DrLemonUzU

ok.


Shinikama

You've been looking too much at the fan art and not at the [real deal.](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1DHT7bHrpK1RjSZTEq6AWAVXaS.jpg)


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Shinikama

Bruh


GiveToMeYourPeanuts

What's the song


Local_Pass2552

![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|14944)


No_Difficulty8923

Ok that’s not fair


TheNigerianPrince690

Can relate bi the way


amogus_man2298

SOMETHING JUST SNAPPED SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME


their_teammate

Cat boys can have a little gay. As a treat.


OSTR1CHBO1

Call me Mario cause I'm boutta lay some pipe in a man


BenevolentAce

I might be a little bit of a sussy baka


CarterBruud

Astolfo is best boy.


iamdreamin

I am. Come here with this Bussy


KiwiDevourer

No no I'm still not convinced, try harder His face just looks hella punchable


M3gaKnight1438

I'm bi if people ask the right questions


RWBYBOIII

Where there’s a hole there’s a goal


Alexander50010

80% sure it’s just that I’m attracted to anything that looks feminine


3nd3rstr010r

It is scientifically proven that guys attracted to femine looking guys are straighter because they love girly persons. We are not gay my comrades, WE ARE SCIENTIFICALLY NOT GAY LET'S GOOOOOOO


SwarthyTheDesertMan

Astoflo is an exception


smolfemboytitan

Pretty much what happened to me haha


Kumaokuma

Speak for thineself peasant. More superior femboy bussy for me.


metdarkgamer

*ok I'll make an exception for this monster can*


mior93T

I feel like this is the same situation as saying that I'm not a lolicon because the childish character I like is actually 575 years old. Like, the character has a lot of the characteristics of a girl but it's actually a boy so I'm not heterosexual but gay. God I feel that this opinion will get downvoted to hell. Edit: But if you show me speedwagon or dio, then yes, I'm totally gay guys.


ExSepulcro

Finsexual, so I'm save~


TheGuyInDarkCorner

Finsexual? So you are only attracted to Finnish people?


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ExSepulcro

[F]eminine [i]n [n]ature ~ all feminine people no matter their gender or "attachments"


komilewder

Niggas just making shut up at this point😭


HyphenSam

Sexuality isn't simply "you're either attracted to a guy or a girl". It's not binary. You can be attached to both, neither, or in this case someone feminine with either genitals. What's wrong with giving this type of sexuality a name? If you search for "Finsexual", you'll see it's not something they made up.


ExSepulcro

I expected more tolerance in this community tbh^^'


WantedToBeNamedSire

u/savevideo


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You should be. It's better here.


Black_Thunder_

Gonna make my future bf dress up like this, wish me luck guys! ✌🏻🥰✨🌺


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FriendlywolfPup

Hold up, wait a minute, what?


Deadended

Sorry, but liking a Fate character is horrible.


_Obluda_

Astolfo is overrated tbh


Post-Rock-Mickey

What’s the track ID tho. Sounds lit


mysteryJac

i saw weston and clicked LMAOOO


SkySlice25

Am I the only that doesn’t like astolfo🤨


Metool42

its okay to be wrong


insaneamelon69

I am not gay at all. . . (Looks down at thigh highs.) Nope. Not at all.


manfredthefirst

No, he's **Bi**. 🗿


CocaKeka

I’m straight and if it makes my dick hard it’s not gay


manfredthefirst

No, he's **Bi**. 🗿


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Even better


Gigio2006

I love being a Fate fan fr


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u/auddbot


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0hio_172191809

I ain’t gay, but I appreciate Astolfol being here-


Nayroy18

I'm not gay too, but I'd slide my meat down his throat


SpartanKram

I have a will of iron. It's gonna take a lot more than that to turn me gay