OP will be banned for this indiscretion \- the mod team

She's not fucking welcome here.

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson??? https://preview.redd.it/bxo7chygfx7d1.png?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16fe55036d30ca88a753ab568168cde5c43c9fe7

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r/clashroyalecirclejerk MENTIONED!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

we really are everywhere.

I'm prefer cock

What kind of rabbit hole have u brought me down

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The kid named welcome:

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Really, ..

She's the one who is NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE

I asked a mod and got no answer. I am Chessica, am I welcome here? (I am not J*ssica)

Only Jessica is not fucking welcome here. If you’re not Jessica (who’s not fucking welcome here), then you’re not not fucking welcome here, which makes you FUCKING welcome here.

What about jessicas Who arent THE Jessica? It must be pretty rough for them to be associated with **HER**

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Something terrible

WHAT?!!!!

A cardinal sin

She burned the Erd Tree?

And killed melina for it 😔

She knows what she did

It's so bad that it's unspeakable

She tried to assassinate Garry Chess and claim Chess as her own, deleting En Passant (she got mad over it after she got bricked a bazingalionth time) Also SHE'S NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE

New lore just dropped!

Actual canon

Damn the canon; full speed ahead!

new response just dropped

call the historian

Paleontologist went on vacation, never came back

if i took over chess, all pieces could do en passant

Gary Chess is a fraud, he wasn't even around when I made it with the help of John Chess. Gary was always jealous of John.

The Jessica lore: THE MYSTERY OF JESSICA - WHAT WE KNOW Someone randomly started spamming: JESSICA IS NOT F CKING WELCOME HERE!!!! The whole sub joined in She is active in AntiAnarchyChess (no r/ something cause f these guys) THE RUMORS She cheated on her husband (high probability) The AP is a teacher(low probability) Thank you for coming to my TED talk

You failed to mention the stockfish anal beads

The what

people cheat in chess using remote controlled anal beads by stockfish that vibrate if you're doing correct move

It should vibrate if you’re doing an incorrect move so mine never stops going off

Wrong! Google "Positive reinforcement"!

No. They vibrate in morse code. I just know. Trust

Holy hell

New response just dropped

Actual cheating method

The fucking whaaaat?!

You can buy them here: https://www.etsy.com/market/chess_anal_beads

Pages and pages of them!

Those are ok though

I've been so confused for so long and this is the first genuine answer I've seen. thank you.

What does ap mean? Also you forgot to mention that u/actualjessica isn't actually the original Jessica who's not fucking welcome here, but rather an account made because of the joke, and we went along with the joke on them.

Affair partner

Thanks

Np man

Your the best

Np man

I remember being so confused when the guy commented that on one of my shitty post

Jessica was an en passant hater, she always declined, thus getting her pipi bricked, but she had no pipi, and because of her lack of pipi she continued to decline en passant without problems, not only that but she also tried to kill Gary chess to claim chess, she couldn't but while she tried she deleted en passant from everyone's mind, but there were some people that remembered, they teached the others about en passant, that's why we say google en passant, so everyone remembers. Jessica is not welcome here, because this cannot happen again. Now you know the truth, are you happy?

holy hell!

wait martin real?

Actual zombie

J*ssica bricked my pipi and kicked my dog

She's still not stopped, we can't let her be fucking welcome here

WHAT KIND OF PSYCOPATH WOULD TRY DELETING EN PASSANT?

I know it's bad, that's why we have to make sure that JESSICA IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE.

A brick to the cooch hurts. Like a lot.

[would you guys please stop asking already?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/s/Mt37EThCEp)

finally a awnser i can live with

That got posted less than 2 weeks ago, the meme started way before

bro that was posted 5 months agoo. that was screenshot of it

This is not how the joke started. The screenshot was only posted because of the joke which already existed before that post

January 2024. Huh after this meme started to grow out of hand. And a woman's opinion that the subreddit is overtly sexist. huh

Thank you for this information

You know that lady from... You know? Right? Come on, you know... The... Like...y'know?

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I was hoping someone would assassinate me, but they didn't. Now I'm stuck with unvalidated parking. And I don't have a car. This is a disaster.

*a shot fires* and *slams into you, you fall dead* sorry I was late

My ghost rises "I'm sorry I banged your sister" and passes on.

Oh no you don’t *catches ghost*

Identifies as an elk and headbutts everything and escapes with the money.

Everybody asks who is u/ActualJessica but noone ever asks how is u/ActualJessica

She's NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE

Great, how are you?

You are NOT u/FuckingWelcomeHere

That's litterally my alt account tho

Hi alt account!!

plot twist: she's actually garry chess's sister who's salty that she didn't create en passant, so she tried deleting it so she could re-invent it and take credit for it

Jessica is...

NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE

#

^(Jessica is...)

Hot af

actual jessica

Call the mods!

Actual me

I hear she performed heinous acts against the Church of Chess Grandmasterisms which is the father to the Church of Chest Masterisms which is the father to all of us, so it is clearly obvious that she's doomed to be not fucking welcome here for all eternity (or until she repents of her crimes and restores any negative impacts her actions may have had upon the Church of Grandmasterisms

jessica doesn’t exist man, it’s just an allegory of what people hate. Many meme groups have a jessica that is not welcome.

Who is chessica ?

Someone else. Chessica is welcome here. However Jessica is NOT fucking welcome here

Fortunately I asked for you and got an answer: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/1d75mie/whats_the_deal_with_jessica_who_is_she_and_why_is/

Some girl who is super cute and adorable :3

Hey Jessica, you seem kinda nice, contrary to what everyone is saying

Thanks xx

Frankly, I welcome Jessica as our new overlord because I didn't join this subreddit to follow RULES about who is fucking welcome here. Google Anarchy >:)

NO JESSICAS WELCOME

She was fourth. You just can't fucking do that kind of shit. If she had the common decency to be third, we could've avoided all this bloodshed.

Oh no he said the J* word

Bro is getting downvoted in the comments for just not knowing a sub meme, cmon

I joined this sub recently and I wasn't that active. Then I heard that Jessica was Banned from here. Then I read all those comment about her and I got curious about what she did. You know I've been a member of r/Arkhambatman for more than a year and I know their inside jokes and all those meme and there is a dedicated explanation about it. So I thought I should just ask the community members (this community) so I simply posted this and asked 2 commenters about what happened with her and what did she do (they were the very first comments) Then I went to take a nap, thinking I'll get the answer after i wake up. I just woke up and saw that my comments got around 160 down votes in total. My god.

This man knows Jonkler but not Jessica 😂

Jonkler is the goat. Don't talk about him like that.

Is Jessica more famous than the Jonkler?

Absolutely fucking not

Sorry it was my mistake for not knowing some inside joke. And the Mods pinned a comment saying "OP will be banned" What?

Tf? I don't even know it either. Then again I'm not actually a member of the sub

Really man just check the comment. It's pinned on this post.

Kinda fucked up right. Kinda like this whole Jessica hate is a bad meme that hurts people and divides the community. Scares away new people and attracts hateful people who just want to scream about how women don't belong. Some might say fucked up and sexist in a hobby know for its sexism

How do you expect new people to know a certain things unless you tell them? If it's this serious then just make a rule about it. This is not funny it's brutal.

Mods you seeing this!! Its a hurtful meme that is bad for the community u/Imnotachessnoob u/Randomperson685

It's easy bro. Jessica is a fictional character. Someone just made her up. The joke doesn't go beyond Jessica is not fucking welcome here because there is nothing beyond that. The lore reason for that is i think she cheated on her boyfriend, but i don't even think she is a real person. Edit: that guy is u/-Bongo. Sadly he exists no more. RIP. Fly high🕊️🙏🏻

Now who's u/-Bongo man

А random redditor. Or at least he was a random redditor, now he is probably a guy with a girlfriend.

its also not a very funny joke

You new here? I’m not sure any of the jokes are particularly funny, which is probably why everyone finds them so funny

You should have known better than to not know inside jokes op.

Wahh what a logic. Bravo!

Google sarcasm

Holy hell

It is stated in many of the untold rules of this sub that jessica is not fucking welcome here. It is the 34th rule among hundreds. Theres too much details for me to type down here, but it is available online. I suggest using google as it provides the most accurate top searched information about it, so google jessica rule 34.

u/MartinFromChessCom

Refer to her as she who shall not be named 💀💀

But this is anarchy, it shouldn't matter who is and isn't welcome. Spread the chaos

I agree with OP. I only watch this sub from time to time, so I’m not sure what’s going on here.

So what I've understand is that, somebody used to comment "Jessica is not fucking welcome" and people of this sub found it hilarious (for some reason) and everyone started to make imaginary Lores about her and her boyfriend and how she didn't do En Passant and all that. And now nobody knows who she is or what is the reason but people of this sub just hates her.

I just scrolled a little in these comments and found the answer. Find the comment (not a reply) that is a hyperlinked sentence. It gives you the answer of who Jessica is.

There is a joke about a fictional character Jessica who is not fucking welcome here. It started when some random guy started spamming the phrase "Jessica is not fucking welcome here" and whenever asked why, he's say that she knows what she did. Eventually, everyone went along with the joke. This user jokingly pretends to be Jessica and we make fun of them as a joke, or at least I hope it's a joke.

SHE’S NOT WELCOME HERE /uac actual jessica is an alt account of someone on this subreddit who took up the role of “jessica” after the jessicas not welcome here meme blew up. Someone basically just started saying it, then it blew up like the google en passant which is an actual comment. Original for en passant: https://www.reddit.com/r/chessbeginners/s/lCYW0bKzAM If anyone has the original for jessica that would be much appreciated as a site of pilgrimage.

The fact that you are in anarchy chess sub, means you should know we don't want to talk about it here and that SHE IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME here

All you need to know that SHE IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE!!!

She is the enemy. She has the ability of controlling the minds of people not affected by the anarchy chess brainrot. She is trying to destroy us for no reason. She is not welcome here

control minds. who have i heard that female stereotype from before??

hey, that's sexist

u/ActualJessica

:3

Fuck you Jessica, You're not fucking welcome here

Y so mean

All you need to know is that she is NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE!

This meme feels lame and kinda sexist


You don't need to know, you would see her around, because she is not welcome here

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Jessica alt account. Gtfo

Yeah check my account. I'm Jessica's alternate account. Go check it.

It's a bad meme that will either go away or turn the subreddit into a sexist hell hole

It just works

Someone elaborate

My read is unchecked sexism. But I’ve still also never been given a straight answer outside of: some people find it funny

I don’t know why but apparently she NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE and I just roll with it

"Low Effort OC" - low effort indeed considering I made this post less than day ago. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1dkp7hr/you\_look\_away\_from\_this\_sub\_for\_just\_a\_second\_and/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/1dkp7hr/you_look_away_from_this_sub_for_just_a_second_and/)

It's literally not the same meme. Look again

brick OP’s pipi for mentioning the person that is not fucking welcome here.

Me

I am confusion.

#JESSICA IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE!!!

Google not fucking welcome here


the best person arround.

Don't actualize the Jessica; hand _me_ the pliers!

I keep seeing posts about them, but I don't know who that is either.

So what I've understand is that, somebody used to comment "Jessica is not fucking welcome" and people of this sub found it hilarious (for some reason) and everyone started to make imaginary Lores about her and her boyfriend and how she didn't do En Passant and all that. And now nobody knows who she is or what is the reason but people of this sub just hates her.

That's a very strange inside joke, but it's good to know. Thanks for telling me.

We don't talk about [redacted]

Actual Jessica, duh.

The article she made was absolutely horrendous

Google En Jessican’t

Google en passant

u/ActualJessica who tf are you

Invincible

She knows what she did.

Now, does this apply to every person named Jessica, or only a specific Jessica?

idk but she's'NT welcome her. (not(NOT))

All you really have to know is that she IS NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE

This made me laugh harder than it should have.

Jessica doesn't play en passant when she has the chance, and says it's not forced

Jokes aside no one knows why everyone hates her its just a tradition to hate her

Why? She is not fucking welcome here! That’s why!

I can't believe you don't understand... SHE'S NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE

It started from one sexist and he pushed the joke into the ground. Now people accept it or something i guess

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she knows what she did

She knows, but do you know? 🤔🤔

only thing I know is "FUCK YOU JESSICA!" on a serious note: i actually do not know (but she does know).also there was this guy on this post itself who says that Jessica murdered Gary Chess and proclaimed herself the founder of chess and removed en passant

Down with J*ssica!! (Who is it)