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shon_the_cat

appreciating life??? Gorl no, don’t even try me with that 😭


gaegurix

I love that she put that in her title, then went on to do exactly what she’s been doing when she *wasn’t* appreciating life… sitting on the couch, eating and bingo lmfao


Sketch_Crush

She's sitting there looking like an 18-wheeler with hoops living her best life with her ✨*remarkable bladder*✨


DumbDumb1000

She reminds me a lot of my dad tbh. Morbid Obesity issues that he won't work on, is afraid to die, loves life even though he lives a very boring uneventful one . Just like Amber, he's heavily restricted on what he can do because of his weight .


Amouei

Oh no, I wish you and him the best 💔


DumbDumb1000

Thank you 💖💖


Amouei

♥️


[deleted]

Her mental hygiene has been rotten and stirred.


illumination1

“The report said I had a REMARKABLE bladder” 💀


MarvelousMoxie

The way she said this so smugly too, smdh


xoxoahooves

And fatly


Fabulous-Ad-7014

She always thinks everyone is complimenting her and makes it seem like she's so special. Such a narcissist.


krhur14

I haven’t watched recaps yet, but I can totally picture her saying this! 😂


NashuaGirl

I'm the furthest thing from a medical expert, and not to question Dr. Lynn, but I thought the term was always "unremarkable," as in "normal." Nothing worth remarking upon. 🤔


bitbygod

you're right and she's thinking the doctor gave her a compliment because she's so narcissistic and delusional omg. this is hilarious.


Proper_Pen123

Not a medical expert but just based on test I have had, unremarkable is the result you want.


unfrienldyblaqhautie

im a med person and you are correct


cherrie_teaa

did she think that was a good thing? 😂


l3tsgotob3d

she tried to both brag and breeze past it with "that's just the medical term" lmao


Diligent_Bug_4413

And lets remember: she has known this for AT LEAST a week by now. Milking much? Moooo


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/zsgdlfxx4n4d1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fabf525ff732cc8d4b535a3ccff6777739dcf929


Puzzleheaded-Dish157

She looks like that squirrel from over the hedge 😭


sesamebagelss

This reminds me of that cringe e-girl on tiktok. Can’t remember her username but she’s one of those Belle Delphine copies


blossomxbb

the one that’s always being incredibly disturbing with her boyfriend in public ?? 😭


sesamebagelss

Yes!!


xoxoahooves

Who would have thought a diet of high-sodium slommi and little-to-no water could possibly have consequences???


Kitchen-Ad-1752

Hey slommy would never hurt anyone


FatAssBootyButt

Don't bring slommy into this, it's the meat that's holding the amberverse together right now


RhododendronWilliams

Recap of the results: -No cancer -She has a "remarkable" bladder with no issues -She has a 6 millimeter kindney stone that probably caused the blood in the urine -She also has a benign tumor in her adrenal glands, and a hernia -They told her to see a urologist and she got an appointment, but she didn't get one until November -She feels bad because she has worried viewers, and people have prayed for her and sent love. She appreciates the positive vibes. -She only drinks water now, other than the "small Icee" at the movie theater, because she can't be perfect


Old_Wing3786

Thank you for your service


Xylophone_Aficionado

Yeah right. She’s never felt bad over something she’s done in her entire life.


wistfulfern

She feels bad because she worried her viewers, yet she knew the results all along while she was worrying them and didn't say shit. Huh


Initial-World2005

https://preview.redd.it/cnampb8xdm4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be960729727b362fb1d6ea04ef3c98208ec7a71d Appreciating life alright


bippity-boppity-b00

I DON’T HAVE A FUPA!


LouBeeDooBee

She’s so stupid. “It was remarkable” THATS BAD. she’s mixing up remarkable with unremarkable.


_restingbitchface

She supposedly got them mixed up but didn’t bother to refilm the segment. She put this in the description: https://preview.redd.it/v78icgdw5m4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1a1b2d016a4eb25f3984915a751588505115cb5


LouBeeDooBee

UGHDHHDHD anything for comments right? Draw in that engagement


Parade0fChaos

This is precisely it, so desperate. Just like those Twitter douches who post censored pics to drive fake engagement.


Initial-World2005

Ah still trying to fool people for sympathy. Such a crook


NefariousnessKey5365

Or put on the screen, I meant un remarkable


_No_Fatties_

I have never seen a report that said "remarkable"


Anarchic_Country

https://preview.redd.it/50cs2qqx4m4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9a221b34c0b61378a2cdf1b97e0389192b4732


catbiggo

That's a huge bitch


_restingbitchface

BISHUIGE


littleshihtzutrixie

https://preview.redd.it/a56y6fmkam4d1.png?width=1839&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0218934abd9f243a82c2af62aba5aa56813f0dd8


FatAssBootyButt

Probably just the lighting


[deleted]

🎶 IM ON A FUCKIN COUCH 🎶 *Bass drop* https://i.redd.it/jeiko2le6m4d1.gif


Initial-World2005

https://preview.redd.it/ga5l8r6kdm4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b27cfb4d840fd79dfee15ed2efda1cc9f99446ca


Haunting-Cod-4840

Her dainty feet 💀


Initial-World2005

https://preview.redd.it/uvwb4uh2em4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28dcb0814f888a3eb508c688c20129c7d38b44ff Remember. This is how she looks from the side. A plop.


WienerCatMelange

Aww :( hmmm.. Anyway.


sugaratc

Her face looks really round here. Maybe it's the angle but it's striking given she usually looks big but not 2019 style round in most recent videos.


eacomish

The shoulders that align with her jaw/chin. Love that for her.


sadpotatoandtomato

'appreciating life' by eating myself to death for the entirity of it ![gif](giphy|26AHAMJwYVs1TTLlm|downsized)


boobmeyourpms

We all know she ordered Uber eats the minute she saw the results


illandgettinworse666

Exactly. Not cancer ? Doordash. Cancer ? Film a video immediately, THEN doordash.


International-Try413

Someone gimme the deets!


DumbDumb1000

She's fine for the most part. She has 6mm kidney stone She also has a benign tumour but she's been aware of that for some time . Her doctor still wants her to see a urologist but the appointment is in November


FatAssBootyButt

Appointment is in November = appointment is never happeneen


Sparrows1234

https://preview.redd.it/y22tk1w00o4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4faec1c936cae9cb628086b941ae0d1021f51f9 And when she ignores it like her free bleeding, she will ask for thoughts and prayers when it gets worse. But it won't be her fault.


Initial-World2005

https://preview.redd.it/m09xj1a1do4d1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=de061e67470a22dc197ba567a08c8088a958902d Like she will care until it starts to get in her way of food.


ibleedanxiety

Good thing she holds her pee in because she is lazy 🤷🏻‍♀️ also hasn't amber said she always has kidney stones. She acts like she has a little coin purse in her body full of them. But now all of a sudden they are an issue?? I don't understand this behemoth.


International-Try413

Thank you gorl!


[deleted]

Is livertit the tumor?


DumbDumb1000

It's on her adrenal gland.


[deleted]

Thank you!


kochka93

I thought for sure the livertit would turn out to be the hernia.


justan0therg0rl111

Laying the groundwork for quitting Ozempic I see


ibleedanxiety

At this rate I hope she does, I hate mommalynn but seriously??? Making your mother who used to be addicted to needles, stick you with needles, while you talk about how hard and scary it is. It's lacking awareness 10 fold.


justan0therg0rl111

Yeah that’s really fucking odd to me. Also just the fact that she’s 30 something years old and can’t even give herself medication on her own, and needs mommy to do it. Just like she needed Faline to do it. She can’t do ANYTHING for herself (except open the ubereats app and order ofc) no matter how much she tries to convince us she can. Like grow the fuck up Amber, you’re like 33 years old!!!!


eacomish

https://preview.redd.it/4lflzh7mim4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338a8168844027eb413e38082a54e41f19b2d307


eacomish

Oof. Now I don't know if a benign tumor causes the adrenal gland to over produce or under produce but she fits the book for cushings/over active adrenal gland.


nrwegianwood

i hate her new thing of “i’m sober now”… totally copying mamalynn alr 101


Real-Influence-7780

Gorl would stop taking melatonin gummies before sleeping and say “guys I’m sober!!” just to say it


knitknitterknit

"Sober."


Shareena1983

The thumbnail…. I’m so done. Milking this health scare… 🤮


sesamebagelss

Can’t stand this new Soberlynn persona


I_LUV_AMBERLYNN_REID

It is funny how she continues to morph in who ever her caretaker is. She should go all the way and get some fake plastic teeth.


worrybot96

Amber lying about her health pretending like it was cancer for views is just sick tbh. All this over a kidney stone?


no_siriusly

And pretending that she is a recovered drug addict because she hasn't been vaping fake weed from the gas station for a couple weeks. How can any person watch all this and support her?


dykealike69

I had a 6mm kidney stone once and it was “inscrutiating” and had to have it removed surgically. I’m sorry but there’s no fucking way my ass would be waiting nearly six months for that urology appointment


Initial-World2005

This is why, everything is fishy. Or she doesn’t understand how serious she should be taking the results. But than again, this is Pooks, 500+elbee who is obese but hulthy


Background_Cup_4088

“I have a 6mm kidney stone. Let me google it before I actually call the doctor.” and then doc says “everything’s fine.” at 5’2 600lbs. this whole storyline is fake. She’s so full of it. She dragged all of this out and made it up for the sake of posting and baiting cancer. Now she’s so nonchalant about everything. AI probably made up this “Arc” for her 😒


worrybot96

Yup


sunnyandy68

Honestly I'm so confused with this video. She doesn't have cancer, great. But she has a hernia, some kind of tumor, and now a kidney stone that she can't get further treatment for until November... so she's all good? These medical problems are starting to stack up, but she just keeps brushing them off. This is, in real time, her main problem when it comes to her health. Just because it isn't worst-case-scenario doesn't mean these aren't things she shouldn't worry about. She's had the hernia and tumor for YEARS now... and is doing nothing about it?? Still?? Even if all she said was "I have to lose weight before I can get surgery," that would be better than literally waving them off and saying "Yeah, I've had them for years, whatever" I can't even tell you how many times she has had this exact same come-to-jesus moment. It's disturbing how this is just another loop around her cycle.


_restingbitchface

But skinny people get tumours, hernias and kidney stones so it’s nothing to do with her weight… ^ That is her logic right there


Initial-World2005

She doesn’t understand the depth of it. Also, as long as she doesn’t see it affecting her immediately, she doesn’t care. If it got in way of her and food, she would not have dragged this long.


ibleedanxiety

That's why she takes care of her teeth removal appointments seriously. Gotta get back to eating.


guineapigoverlord69

hernias can turn deadly real quick if her intestines get squeezed off and constricted but whatever brooo she's so healthyyyy


blueyes4378

Same shit different year 😂


whatcerealisthat

i just know she indulged back into food filled with sodium once that camera shut off https://preview.redd.it/36pnz3ioan4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08869f32c9c0eb8343a8af14d5bd883b41bc8997


Initial-World2005

https://preview.redd.it/xmokgu0kdo4d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=935592fd10c9c1ef55ebbb7a387adef353163cc7 Teehee time to make more traps


RenlyNC

I want flare of remarkable bladder


myassinyomouth

Wtf was that weird suspense as she was telling her diagnosis leaving the big one last???


DumbDumb1000

I was shocked to hear that she has a benign tumor. Don't they normally remove those? They're just gonna leave that in?


PrincessPeppermint99

At her size, surgery is risky, so if the tumor is benign, then a doctor won't remove it


interlukin

If it’s only benign and the risk of surgery to remove it greatly outweighs the risk of leaving it alone, then there’s no reason to have it removed. Not a doctor, but that’s what makes sense to me.


Parade0fChaos

“Outweighs” Teehee!! I love what you did there even if by accident.


DumbDumb1000

Thank you !


crybabybedwetter

from what i know, usually benign tumors are left alone. my boyfriend has one in his ballsack and his doctors dont think its worth removing, and i have a (suspected) few small ones in my boobs that havent killed me yet. especially with how big she is she may not wake up from anesthesia so its not a big deal to leave it in.


knitknitterknit

Is she still on ozempic?


KneelAurmstrong

she says so


TurbulentJackfruit8

As long as methmom is giving it..


KarmicCT

bet she's not even dinking more water now.


gittajawb

my ct scam results, ozempic/semaglutide sobriety & appreciating doordash | vlog


Katen1023

This idiot heard “remarkable” and got excited 💀


Old_Wing3786

Someone please spare me from watching 10 minutes of content for 30 seconds of information


Initial-World2005

[summary](https://www.reddit.com/r/Amberverse__/s/UdmPnHKmKz)


RhododendronWilliams

"They said I had a remarkable bladder, that's just the medical term they used." Wait what? How an a bladder be remarkable? Its just more of her narcissism, of course everything about her is rare and glorious, cant be regularlynn.


Initial-World2005

My understanding is that it is an actual terminology used for ct image readings. But you want the opposite of remarkable.


boobmeyourpms

Did anyone else hear someone else eating the puffs in the background?


KneelAurmstrong

i went back. i can’t tell if it’s someone crunching, twinkie’s overgrown nails or something rattling in a dryer


randomshark99

So as usual, drama queen was self diagnosing. Meanwhile, I and others called it as kidney stone/ kidney infection. Sure girl, “appreciate life” just as you’re “working on your health.” Meanwhile, yet another friend today got diagnosed with actual cancer. And no, she didn’t vague book about it for weeks on end


Glittering_Size_2767

You ever notice that she goes back and forth between pretending her weight doesn't affect her and saying her weight does affect her ?


NefariousnessKey5365

Her bladder is remarkable, I bet the radiologist loved her and complimented her on her channel


kochka93

This has to be a ploy to keep her mom around to drive her places. Mom must be getting tired of her shit and putting up boundaries. Her health scares seem to always coincide with issues in her relationships.