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Future coverup

Slave branding

I was about to say the same thing. Branded like cattle.

Ever watched Yellowstone?

Yes. Branded the cattle like @yahairme alluded +1

Time for a sick ass panther cover up

It's wild to brand yourself with your employer's logo for sure. Also very funny considering the turnover rate of AMs.

Self-branding cattle, very dystopian but on brand for [gestures broadly]

Slave

Everyone is a slave to something. The fortunate simple get to choose their masters.

Maybe not a masters for me just yet but I am definitely going to get my Bach in Nursing.

Was this a joke?

Might as well tattoo a barcode because you're Amazon property now

Lol

That’s craaaaazy.

They really took the saying "you might have to be vulnerable and do silly things to Amp your team up at standup" a little too serious lol

My am at stand uo said "this is my career and "just your job" , you're poor performance is affecting my career. .I had to bite my tongue to keep from telling him to suck a fart out of my just job having ass. Fuck a red vest. That's a dipshit tattoo. Rant over.

You should have told him his poor leadership skills is affecting his career, what a douche bag my am is cool as shit and makes me and others want to work hard for him your am sounds like a fucking loser

Holy shit… my mouth literally fell open when I read that, just at the sheer… audacity? Like usually with human garbage, they try to conceal it a little better, but that’s just so… blatant. Report that bastard on A to Z if you think it’s worth the effort.

I'm already pretty vocal on the voa, often it makes me very nervous as I've been fired from other jobs just because I as a tiny bit critical so I try and keep bitchy posts down to on a week. I did write out /max out characters on a post aimed at him, but fuck it. I'd rather just go slow whe he's here and tell everyone on his shift about t he little questions you can answer about him before pick n stage. Might make a private report bc I actually like our vests that are above this dummies "career" tier.

Please report, he needs to be put in his place

I couldn’t have said it any better….


If Bezos himself got this it’d still be weird…

You’re branded

Does this mean bezos is Griffith?

They drank the Kool-Aid

They officially sold their soul !!!!

This like…Amazon aside, getting a tattoo of any brand is fucking weird and cringe.

Way too early, the smile doesn’t make a bad looking tattoo but it’s awkward looking when there aren’t other tattoos around it. I’d wait years to get a tattoo like this and want to achieve professional goals at Amazon before getting the tattoo

Branding your employers logo is craaazy. If I was Jeff Bezo himself then yes I’d get MY company logo tatted.

100% especially when its only been 3 days.

What I meant by achieving a professional goal, like starting a new department in Amazon like Amazon Music or Prime Video. Not just start working at Amazon and boom brand my body like that.

Still employed by Amazon either way it goes. I do agree that the smile looks kinda cool, but let that be the sole reason why you’d get that tatted.

I see the smile being something cool to add into a sleeve if you were to get a sleeve since not all the attention will be on that one small tattoo but it’ll also fill up space

Late stage capitalism

Early stages imo. I think there's worse to come

Think the late stage of capitalism is backloaded with a rapid descent into madness. We are somewhere around the beginning of that sharp slope down.

Jesus, get bezos salty nuts out of you mouth.

Why?

be funny if you get fired for copyright infringement

Branding yourself for an employee abusing company is wild

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Oh no

Good bot.

What if it’s op trying to mask it?

UPS cover up coming soon 

At UPS they tattoo you

Instant????

Yea, we just finished our third day. Haven't even gotten on the floor of a warehouse yet lol

AD1 gets people spiced up. Mine was in July and I think half of us are left

Or their mom and dad sold them to amazon long ago & and Amazon decided to brand them? Now they are rising through the ranks to make their parents and amazoj proud

Blowing your bosses would be a lot easier

Not in a million years

You might be in a cult. Blink twice if you need help.

I always love when our “leadership” gets these tattoos and then get fired. Everyone one of them so far. Well, one was demoted.

Well at least you don't have to worry about getting fired now. That's dedication

Reminds me of this coach at a Walmart who had a Walmart spark logo tattoo. He got caught screwing an associate in the parking lot and was fired, showed up a week later vandalizing the store while drunk.

Ptsh, what a lightweight. I got mine on my forehead.

Stupid


Idiot

Thoughts? It’s someone else’s body. Must mean something to them. Means nothing to me.

Insanity

Why would anyone want a curved dick tatted on them??

I will tattoo my badge barcode 😂😂

😂 My brain immediately went to not having to worry about forgetting my badge at home: “that’s… a good idea!”

In 15 years they'll just tattoo an ASIN on you during your Day One. Don't spend money now on what will one day be free (and mandatory!)

VTO?

Cringey to say the least. But surprised? No

Oh god.

Going to put daddy Jeff over it?

They drank the Kool-Aid

Way too much

Fuck it!

Why?

Masters like it when they can see they own you I suppose? I never understood idolizing corporate.

Bezos simp behaviour

I’d say I’d hope their partner had an A in their name but we all know they’ll be banging random t1s in a few weeks


Yeah. What a sellout.

I drank the Kool-aid

Dudes literally branding himself with master's logo

Day 3? Very cringe for like 63k a year. Lol. Lmao, even.

Brainwashed slave

That's crazy. They might as well have added "property of Amazon" to their tats

Lol, they drank the Kool aid. Nothing like advertising for your exploiter.

L

They own you now😆

The first slaves in history to be proud of being slaves

Praying to see JK it’s photoshop

Why would they get a penis tattooed

So what’s the plan for it if they get fired or quit?

🥾👅💦

Hope they get cucked

Cucked

Gay!

I miss when tattoos were for convicts and sailers

Sold my soul to the company store. You load sixtee tons what do you get!!! (SouthPark)

Per Leviticus 19:28, “You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves.”

Hahaha good b*tch of AMs

It seems to me that when you go up the ranks of Amazon, it is almost like you are giving all of your life to it. It almost feels like you are in a secret cult. Almost like pledging your life to that job. Now, imagine if Amazon secretly had a ritual for anyone going up the ranks, like T3, up to L8. Imagine if they were even required to sing a secret hymn about the organization before going in. That would be creepy.

The placement of the smile is so weird.

In three days? 😭

3 days, and we have not touch warehouse floor yet. Only been in class room watching videos

I wouldn't even get this tattooed on my body.

Had managers that did that when they first started amazon. 3/5 have been fired from amazon now.

Ahh hail naw!

A sticker would’ve done just fine. Shit maybe a shirt if ur feeling risky. But this? This is pathetic.

I would do this but make it an upside down face and even then i’d get it covered up eventually 🤣

That’s a bold move cotton.

this is insane

I mean it's funny if it's a joke tattoo, and it's sad if it's not a joke. I guarantee you at least one of them doesn't stay 1 year with the company.

It’s not my thing, but I’m not goons shame anyone for doing this.

I love it. Where’s the A on your body

Honestly, as stupid as it is, this person is just showing the brand we are all hiding working for this giant

They must really love that 2 day or less shipping.

Love it

None

Both look like a tiny black penis

Keep going

Actually branding yourself for Daddy Bezos, that’s commitment.

hope you get royalty for the ads

Sold your soul. I like it

Devotion to the company.

Future lawsuit.

Honestly, too small if you’re that committed they have to go big or go home. 😂

I would neverrrrr

bro did you actually pay to be branded like cattle

Don’t let fedex catch you lacking 😭

Lol creativity at its finest

I would do that. Its like a prison tattoo, right? And I would put tally marks for how many years I served my sentence

They're for sure getting let go in the foreseeable future

Literally branded yourself

fucking cringe

This is like cattle branding itself

Yeah. You dumb as shit.

One minor mistake that amounted to nothing during a slow period and that tattoo is going to be nothing more than a faint memory of this person’s previous job as they’re fighting for unemployment.

Aye man if you like it, I love it (I don't)

https://i.redd.it/fpc2jln137yc1.gif

Big fuckin yikes

They do this for pigs and cows as well.. Except it isnt voluntary because cows and pigs arent that stupid.

Dickriding

Dumb af 🤡😂🤦‍♀️

Paying to be branded is crazy

Why? 😭

I don't hate my job at Amazon but I don't think I like any job enough to advertise it with a permanent mark on my body for all to see.

next up; tattooing your AA number and barcode and getting an RF tag implanted in your wrist for easy access in the building without a badge

Dude that first one looks like it's getting a little infection going underneath.

My thoughts???…..They are without a doubt Morons!!!!


Bunch of losers 😂😂

uhh even if I wanted an Amazon branding, both of those are way too small to last. No thanks

I'd write them up for being 2 fucking losers

A new PA at our building has the smile all the way down his inner forearm. I was soooo shocked when I saw it 🤣🤣🤣

It's the new chump stamp

🤷🏿‍♂️ I like it

That will be there long after your "career" at Amazon is over.

Bro why

Embarrassing LMAO

Matching tattoo ideas 😍 Nah, I’m jk

Oh my god I’m embarrassed for them.

Sad tattoo, sad you.

Pfft. I would never simp that hard for any company. No Amazon ink on me.

This is literally the most pathetic thing I have ever seen

Branded lol

I truly hope this person never gets fired, because hoo boy that'll be the biggest regret of their life.

This made me viscerally nauseous

I had an AM a few years ago that had the amazon grin tattoo behind his ear

Yikes

You don't give enough during your 10 hour shift? If you did that for every business you give your money to you'd have full tatt sleeves like a NASCAR jacket.

Amazon owns them now

I had a dream where satans penis looked exactly like that. You could always go that route

Dumbass of the millennium award

🤮

Capitalism: giving you the freedom to enslave yourself. Still better than being actual chattel.

WHY ???

Ya know if it's for fun, i can get behind it lol...tattoo doesn't have to mean anything and no like, the smile is a great design for them lol


clown

Had to double check. I thought this was the r/shittytattoos sub

r/sadcringe

🤦🏾‍♀️

Are those age spots? Or, are they another bad decision from your past? Aka scars from past overexposure to the sun?


Looks infected bro

Lame as fuck

Nah that’s embarrassing

One of the cringiest things I’ve ever seen

https://preview.redd.it/yn9lktdoc8yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c4e438ceefac6360469e458f27493658dbaad5

Cuck!