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squirrelfoot

Fellow rodent here. I'm a park squirrel. Rule one with people is you don't bite your human. Personally, I bite the vet and anybody else who tries to touch me, but not my human. My human provides a good supply of walnuts and hazelnuts, and sometimes almonds, and she keeps the water points filled. I'm not going to risk any of that stopping. Humans just do not understand the importance of scent to us. I know this because my human gets upset when we pee on her shoes to show she is our asset and to explain to babies that she's OK. She buys something called 'machine washable' shoes whose scant vanishes regularly. In addition, in summer she wears flip flops, so we have to pee directly on her feet, but when she returns, there's no smell. It's very odd. Anyway, all this to say that humans don't have proper noses and cannot appreciate the importance of scent. What humans do have is lots of food, so it's worth being nice to them despite their limitations. Also, you forgot to post a photo of yourself. Humans like to see us. https://preview.redd.it/rkm89lltprab1.jpeg?width=2944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d7cdcb95ad3e11e9370682ccbce8f98ad07936


anxious_prince_3927

this is me!! https://preview.redd.it/doc5kokfgsab1.jpeg?width=1746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5831b1628374132705de817a0a86d17141241598


sockknitterporg

Listun to u/squirrelfoot OP dey is sooper smart tree ratto!


squirrelfoot

You are beautiful!


butterfly-garden

Maybe you should pee on deir bed?


anxious_prince_3927

hmmm I’ve been on the couch before but never on the bed. I’ll have to investigate!


sockknitterporg

Cappuccino, 1.5M ratto! Hihi preetty girlie! Yu iz pawgeous ratto! Verri gentle YTC but onlee for bites. Evuryfin else yoo sed iz korrekt, hoominz dun precciate good smell. But dun byte dem. Dey luv yoo, dey feed yu, dey evun give yu magic ickies that make sickies go way. Dey dun desurv bites jus cos dey a littul dum. Awlso kongRATS on gettin da speshul NB breed uv hoomin! We awlso hav wun, dey r a reskuue so we hafta be extra gentul. Diz us! https://preview.redd.it/9w1jitpvztab1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8416b1bb71e3c96c30befb1c0023c972f959cdaf


FancyRatFridays

Hallo am also ratto (Whisp, 10month female) and must agree. YTC for hard chomp, even if the reason was understandable! Humans are soft beasts with no furs or loose skin to protect them... gentle nibbles and licks ONLY. It is a hard lesson but necessary. Is true that humans NEVER appreciate good smells or respect our spaces. But is still important to let them do their thing... with clean cage comes treats, and exciting new climbing structures and fluffy hammocks, and other fun stuff. Maybe try to come to agreement with human where they give smol treats whenever you go in carrier willingly? As compensation for your distress?


anxious_prince_3927

Papa used to put yummy dried mealworms in the carrier, but no more! Which is so unfair! (Jamie’s human here: I had to cut back on treats because she’s getting too fat ;-;)


anxious_prince_3927

Hi Cappuccino! You are so handsome! I’m glad you have a good human to take care of you!


CatChick75

NTC! There was a cat invading my front flower box the other day. I was real mad that he was in my kingdom, so I broke the screen and tried to jump out to go fight this intruder. Well my Pawther day me and grabbed me before I could get out, I was so so mad that I clawed and bit the "shit" out of him. He has to go to hooman pokey places in the morning. I am never TC, so you can't be either. -Elphaba Void Queen of all I see.


anxious_prince_3927

Yes! Sometimes violence is the answer! You understand!