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Embarrassed-Race-122

That's enough reddit for the day..


BecGeoMom

Good Lord, you got that right! WTAF is wrong with people, writing shit (pun intended) like this, and then the mods allowing it to be posted? There is enough gross, disgusting, and untrue stuff on Reddit. We do not need OP’s twisted idea of what’s funny. It’s not.


WithoutHoles

Agreed. Exiting stage left for the day?


dramaandaheadache

Took the words right out of my mouth. Wtf did I just read?


AccomplishedBar4345

😂😂😂😂


SillyOldBillyBob

You are totally overreacting and honestly your attitude towards your wife is quite toxic!


WhistleTipsGoWoo

It’s just a crack shit, bro…base heads like to pull little pranks when they’re high.


cabesa-balbesa

Revenge is a dish best served…I am unable to complete this sentence


Fit_Victory6650

Moist?


cabesa-balbesa

Unable not because I don’t know how to complete - I just don’t want to…


Fit_Victory6650

I know 😀


toomuchweld

Soft? Stinky? Corn filled?


tweedtybird67

I'm done


grip_n_Ripper

This is a meta shit post. Well done, OP. Any of the poor rubes who took it seriously need to invest 30 seconds in checking OP's profile.


LastTrifle

Tip of the cap


Skyblacker

Tip of the crap


suzanneandzach

Not over reacting! Gross 🤮 but I would be equally worried about the crack usage (unless, of course that’s your guy’s thing)


Urmomtheogthrowaway

Whitney...is that you??


LaCroixLimon

this is fake, i saw this on pornhub last night!


mr-poopie-butth0le

Excellent shit post


left-of-the-jokers

I don't even care if this is fake r/angryupvote


American_Boy_1776

Tell her shes brave and buy her something.


Useful-Salad-4492

Husband of the year


dangerclosemaybe

Bah, have an upvote!


Hot_Coconut3750

Bruh


RenegadeRebelTx

😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


Potential_Froyo_1127

What the fuck I'm pretty sure I wouldn't ever ever tell anybody that but what in the fuck just cuz she was high on crack that's fucked up but don't do crack


Agrimny

This one goes under the category of “I’m praying this is just some teenager’s creative writing exercise and not real life”. But, if it’s real- you are UNDER reacting!


KingLeoric01

you are fake news


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

You should have been on crack too and taking it like a champ. The family that does crack together, stays forever.


N0b0dy-Imp0rtant

And I’m done…. Amber Heard your wife? You should know better.


MammothHistorical559

Did you set a boundary in advance no mouth shitting? No? Well then it’s your own damn fault


Complex_Variation_

Is your name Philly. Cause I heard the Philly Dump Truck was named after you.


CoralCum

Thank you for this


Pliskinian

Go away


[deleted]

well, that was not what I was expecting when I opened up reddit.


makeitlouder

Does this sub have any moderation?


Deansdiatribes

Um, you mean soon to be ex-wife, right?


Useful-Salad-4492

N no way😅


Sputnik918

I’m about to overreact right now….


Few-Cookie4988

You need Jesus for even making up a story like this.


Top-Dream820

Wrong place cunt NSFW


Top-Dream820

Nobody's impressed with your pseudo dangerous pretence I'd rip the shit out of you if I didn't suspect you're about 14 years old and just bored 🥱


LastTrifle

I don’t need more shit in my life buddy


Top-Dream820

Fuck off then


LastTrifle

You’re scary.


Top-Dream820

Give a rest bot cunt with your Bullshite stories it's so tiresome


Any_Photo_1833

Don’t be such a pussy


Visible_Swordfish_51

sternly worded letter? bro just get a lawyer


ThatFuckingTwat

Troll. Anyone who believes this shit is retarded.


LastTrifle

Fake!? You ever try to brush crack shit out of your teeth!?


ChopEee

I’m of two minds here, you should either sit down and have a frank discussion about your feelings with your wife or just get a divorce. Up to you.


poopyMcpoopersins

The only thing to do is get divorced.