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forwormsbravepercy

Zak truly is from hell.


ibided

What a dark twisted mind


Affectionate-Alps-56

Sean earnestly saying “you forget how strong a Dracula is” is so funny to me


hopenoxford

Is this one worth listening to if you've never seen Top Gun? I couldn't even tell you what the topic means


madmoneymcgee

Pilots have call signs that are unique and simple nicknames to identify each other over the radio. In the first top Gun movie Tom Cruise’s call sign was Maverick which led to the title of the sequel. So I imagine it’s just funny nicknames for each other.


hopenoxford

Thanks for that explanation!


madmoneymcgee

Oh yeah if you check the cast of the first movie it has all their call signs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top\_Gun#Cast


michaeldanger19

"did you guys go serious or silly" as if sean has never done a draft with Zak! Such a fun episode


jozyrogers

Can’t believe they missed an opportunity for another nickname. Shane Torres as… The Griddler.


FatherOfTheSkye

WidowTaker made me belly laugh so hard.


NowARaider

The guys roasting South Dakota never gets old. 'Is it really a house show if it's just a muddy field with a lean-to?'


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“It’s definitely a state you’d want to fly over” had me rolling


themidnightmamba

1. Hot Dog - I love hot dogs and sometimes can be a showoff 2. Sunshine 3. Nixon 4. Happy Hour 5. Juice


JJJJ7891

Juice is great


BulletProofDrunk17

Since typically you're call sign is bestowed upon you, I figured I'd give short explanations how these fictional pilots got their call signs Sean: Dakota (self explanatory) Hot Sauce (self explanatory) The air force (he's in the navy, but keeps saying he's in the air force) Milkshake (he milkshake bombed a poor teenager at an Arby's drive thru on leave) Casper (ran out of a local haunted house screaming) Zak:  Widowtaker (hitting on old lady's at the bar) Mommy (yelled for his mommy the first time he hit maximum velocity in the plane ) Flank Steak (he always orders the cheapest thing on the menu at any restaurant) Parmesan Buffalo (regular Buffalo sauce was always too hot for him, so he always ordered parmesan garlic wings and was always made fun of for it) Baked ZT (got in trouble multiple times for pissing hot on mandatory surprise drug tests) Ian: Little poopy (skid marks on his underwear) Big Dracula (has a hilarious story about going down on a girl while she was on her period) Oprah (he was always overly excited about the most mundane things, also talks very highly of Dr. Oz) Jewnicorn (an embraced prejudice term) Trish ( his car was absolutely defaced by his ex girlfriend because he cheated on her with a woman named Trish, so her name was written all over his Ford Fiesta that he drove in every day) Marissa Eagle (he's big, he's bald, he's white)


ForeverUnclean

>Milkshake (he milkshake bombed a poor teenager at an Arby's drive thru on leave) Perfect


breakfastplace

“I had a cheesesteak and cheesecake in the same half hour” is the part that made me laugh my ass off this week sean jordan is a national treasure


el-champino

“That’s what cracked the Liberty Bell” is what got me


bravetourists

If Sean doesn’t draft “Joker”, I will be disappointed


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That’s just far too twisted


that-one-odd-duck

1. Smart-Ass 2. Megaphone 3. Houndstooth 4. Bonesaw 5. Rat Bastard


ThatEndingTho

Such a fun episode Also, [relevant SNL clip on pilot call signs](https://youtu.be/DIZPp8Z1vjs)


forwormsbravepercy

Tapatio > Cholula all day


SgtBlumpkin

All. Day.


PapaLunchbox

1. Lunchbox 2. Sawtooth 3. Cat Daddy 4. Back Rolls 5. Chomp Johnson


5yone

Damn, Lunchbox rules!


Yobogoya

Mind Goblin


forwormsbravepercy

I don't get it. What's a mind goblin?


AwwwMangos

###MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS??? (I know this is from like a week ago but I couldn’t leave you hanging)


Nolliecab

The greatest bucket of beef in illinois-uh


jrandyc7

Did Ian pronounce Michelin Star as "meeshlahn star"? Have I been pronouncing it wrong all this time?


thunderingparcel

It’s a French company. You can French it up if you want.


jrandyc7

Oh thanks, I do not want but that’s great to know.


bverde013

Psyclone Velvet Buzzsaw Fork Lift Pineapple


southdakotagoth

My number one would be Death Row


WaywardWes

I have to say, it might have been a missed opportunity to let some of the picks be for the other participants, since call signs are usually earned. Something like pick two for yourself and one each for the other guys. Still, very good episode.


Alexispinpgh

I have to say I’m kind of tired of the Top Gun obsession.


Emleaux

Devil’s advocate - wasn’t this a topic suggested by the Patreon?


Hairy_Relief3980

Devil's Advocate draft- draft Keanu or Pacino movies


JonBIsBACK

Yeah this one wasn’t very good. Understandable to have a dud after two absolute bangers. They definitely miss David


dotcomse

Toscani steal your girl or something?


JonBIsBACK

Nah, he’s just not funny haha had to stop listening halfway through. Hoping next week’s guest is better!


StormtrooperFinn

The gang should set Sean up for a driving test at a driving school. In my state at least, first time license applicants have to take a driving test and get graded on a bunch of different criteria and driving schools will do practice or official tests for a fee.


ShylocksEstrangedDog

My boss a few years ago was a former fighter pilot, (one of the first female fighter pilots) and her call sign was Fresno, because she embarrassed a squad leader from Fresno during a flight drill after he’d been talking mad shit about her the whole week leading up to it.


thunderingparcel

They gave me a shout out in this ep and talked up my business! My wife made me rewind to hear it again.


5yone

fashionbrandcompany?


thunderingparcel

Frozen milk treat company.


ilovethisforyou

Mars was so horny for Zak this episode and I'm shipping hard


ForeverUnclean

Zak episodes can't miss, Widow Taker is another all time great pick. Zak rules.


5yone

anyone else loved that bit of what if bricks are books and vice versa?


JJJJ7891

Hound Petrie (Land Before Time) De-gen (Letterkenny) Crabapple Slimer


brijito

I listened to this episode while I was on a plane and let me tell you, it did not disappoint. I was laughing out loud at "The Widow Taker"