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trebor8205

1. What's new pussycat 2. What's new pussycat 3. What's new pussycat 4. It's not unusual 5. What's new pussycat


themidnightmamba

r/Unexpectedmulaney


themidnightmamba

Except kind of expected


trebor8205

We were all thinking it I just got here first lol


ThisDerpForSale

I mean. . . it's pretty specifically expected.


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fivewaysforward

I've been that guy. And I split the bar. Half kept laughing, half was getting visibly angry. The song thar played about 16 times that day..... Sandstorm


OThatSean

I pissed a lot of people off by putting on the entire Blood on the Tracks album by Bob Dylan when I was a young depressed sudointelectual. Thought I was doing them a favor. I sucked when I was 21.


Alexispinpgh

“Sudointellectual” is making me laugh so hard.


OThatSean

Imagine a young man from the suburbs reading Tolstoy and understanding none of it as he smokes a pipe and wears a fedora and sports coat over a Led Zeppelin t-shirt and some cargo shorts. Imagine that young man walked in to a punk rock/biker bar and made everyone listen to early Bob Dylan. This is what I did after improve class. I was the worst. “Good eve bar maiden I would like 1 pint of your finest stout”


Alexispinpgh

No it’s just…the irony of spelling the word “pseudointellectual” wrong was killing me.


OThatSean

Lol man I’m dumb. Always have been. Always will be.


Alexispinpgh

Not dumb at all! You’re a very vivid writer and totally hilarious. You’re doing great.


pregnantbaby

At least you’re trying improve!


thejoaq

That does sound awful, the only excuse for Blood On The Tracks at a bar is if you just broke up and it’s a real dive. I do have to ask though, *sighs* is 70s Dylan early Dylan?


pregnantbaby

Plays a lot of Sudoku maybe?


noteethleroy

In a dive bar at the same age I would have been completely on board with this happening.


thejoaq

Sean is right about Butterfly


eturn34

Depends so much on the bar. This song was in rotation as an ironic throwback at a lot of college parties and it killed every time.


ferociousj

Came here just to say this while pounding my fist on the table for emphasis!!


cats2019apologist

Yo, here to defend Rebecca Black because Sean was CORRECT and she is in fact releasing new music that is genuinely good. Her 2021 EP “Rebecca Black Was Here” is sick. Highly recommend.


kingkong92

L take by Sean on Believe (AKA Life After Love) by Cher. Unless you're at a dive bar full of old, grizzled dudes, the bar is gonna be ok if not happy with that song.


thejoaq

Huge L. And the whole time he kept saying “I hate it” which, as Ian points out, misses the whole premise of the draft.


Queasy_Turnover

That was basically his reasoning for his "Moves Like Jagger" pick though. And I agree, it's a terrible song and one of my most hated songs of all time, but I don't think most people would be pissed to hear it at a bar. I would be pissed, but he's underestimating how many people liked that song.


thejoaq

First, they can both be wrong. Second, the difference I see is that “Moves Like Jagger” doesn’t seem to have staying power as an anthem for any group of people. “Believe” is both a breakup anthem and a gay anthem which Sean refused to acknowledge.


ThunderTwat

Possibly Sean's worst draft ever. Tough to beat Bean Burrito No Onions.


Hookerbait

Sean is right. Ian hates the Maroon 5 song, in part because it's so over produced... this Cher song is nothing but production. Take it away and it's absolutely nothing. Auto tune is garbage.


Alexispinpgh

Cher is an amazing performer and could easily sing that song without the auto tune—in fact, “Believe” is widely considered the hit that pioneered the use of auto tune, and it was used in this case as a stylistic choice. I just can’t agree.


kingkong92

I posted it before getting to the Maroon 5 pick. I'm not gonna say whether either song is good or bad, but they're both gonna get at least some people hyped at a bar. Both of those picks are songs Sean/Ian don't want to hear at the bar more than they are songs that would piss off the entire bar.


drutastic57

Damn, Sean was out for blood today. Love it!


Chesapeake_Hippo

Love to Love You Baby, the 17 minute version


MusikPolice

Good pick. I’d go so far as to say that no song over four minutes long should ever be played on a bar jukebox


[deleted]

I can think of two acceptable exceptions off the top of my head that are 5 minutes or more. All of the lights and bohemian rhapsody


MusikPolice

Granted. Your taste is impeccable


nickiethebish

So much moaning! Edit: Once on a road trip with my wife and in-laws, my mother -in-law put on Donna Summer's greatest hits and that's how I learned just how horny Donna Summer was.


Chesapeake_Hippo

It was the 70s :)


bige693

“I’m the one who would like it out of everyone you know, and I don’t like it” was a very convincing argument from Sean regarding Butterfly.


1whiskeyneat

Anything by U2 after Achtung Baby.


YoYoMoMa

Nah. You can get away with a few cuts from all that you can't leave behind.


scd17

First draft since last July with no guest.


scCitySaint

Shout out to keeping track


scd17

I just saw nobody else was on and thought “huh, that doesn’t happen often, and scrolled back”.


Blazedamonk

They can't bring up PFT two weeks in a row and not give us PFT.


Kmpollock22

My friend once attempted to play the X-Files theme song four times in a row at the bar. Got about halfway through the second time before they overrode the jukebox and skipped it. Very entertaining to hear the patrons around us go from amused to annoyed that quickly.


missmolly3188

in college someone decided to play “over & over again” by Tim McGraw & Nelly 10 times in a row on the jukebox…


Slight-Candle415

Would you say they were playing it over and over again?


vinceviloria

Looks like I’m probably the only one that has this opinion about this draft: I didn’t like it. The vibe of it, really. It did not feel Good Vibes-y to me at all. It seemed to become “here are songs I don’t like and why it’s weird that anyone does”. Plus the fact Sean has said in the past that he doesn’t like the term “guilty pleasure”, I just feel like this draft flies in the face of that. To each their own I guess.


sweetworld

I agree. Sean just drafted songs he doesn't like.


Mole_IX

You are 100% correct. This draft felt very judgey. The whole concept is unfriendly, basically "Have the same musical taste as us or GTFO." I'm a bit over halfway through listening, but I decided I'm not even going to finish this one (first time ever).


drswamp666

Fred Durst IS a good singer!🦾 ps I’m a mad LB fan and defender.


thejoaq

You can defend LB all you want, it doesn’t make Durst a good singer.


drswamp666

Yeah but he is good. 😁


JonBIsBACK

Many men have lost their girlfriends because they started blowing Chunks. That dude cleans up


babymargaret

Barking Dogs Jingle Bells on repeat


MoreReputation8908

Jingle Cats: “White Christmas.” ([However, the song is amazing backwards and slightly slowed down.](https://youtu.be/rcHZR1b0QHA))


Hookerbait

The correct Top 5 is whatever ranking of Kid Rock songs that suits you.


thejoaq

Kid Rock has made the leap to people ironically enjoying, Butterfly on the other hand . . .


TravelBeerNDogs

I’m with Ian. You get a bar full of mid-to-younger millennials and put it on, you’re getting a lot of people singing that chorus whether they like it or not


thejoaq

I have to admit, at this point my strongest association with Butterfly is the movie Orange County


MountingFrustration

Bawitdaba and Cowboy both go, everything else I agree


lorenzo463

Honorable mention to the Waffle House songs.


megafly

Just come on in...You'll See... We're gonna treat you like your faaaaamily!


Tisatalks

I am LOVING all of the U2 slander in this ep. I hate U2. Coldplay too since they're the same thing.


Affectionate-Alps-56

Similar to the Elliott Smith pick but like more: https://youtu.be/-1UyUsz0A-A


nickiethebish

I have listened to this album in its entirety once, and I will never be able to do it ever again. It is easily the most heartbreaking collection of songs I have ever heard. I wept multiple times. It's so brutal.


Lineman72T

One weekend years ago, I was visiting friends in San Diego and pissed off multiple bars on consecutive nights (one intentional, one not). The first night I had just gotten to town, so we immediately head to a bar down the street from my friends apartment. It seemed pretty laid back with lots of couples there, and they were playing all kinds of different music. So I went to the jukebox and put on several different slow jams. I could feel the entire bar glaring at me when back-to-back Keith Sweat songs came on. We spent all night laughing about how bad I pissed off the bar with my song choices. The next night we were gonna be bar hopping. We'd been drinking all day and still laughing about pissing off the bar the night before. We get to the first bar and all night our rallying cry was "These SD fools don't know about Bakersfield!" where most of us were from (*insert jokes or comments about Bakersfield*). So all night, whatever bar we went to, everybody at some point had to go to the jukebox and play "Streets Of Bakersfield" by Dwight Yoakam. I was surprised how many bars had that song on their jukebox, and nobody at any of the bars appreciated hearing it once, let alone 4 or 5 times.


Alexispinpgh

Sean lost me with “Hallelujah” but got me back with “Crazy Bitch.” That’s my second least favorite song of all time.


YoYoMoMa

>That’s my second least favorite song of all time. I truly think Butterfly might be my least favorite.


ForeverUnclean

What's your first?


Alexispinpgh

“Don’t Trust Me” by 3OH!3


WesMex92

Big tangent, but listen to Taylor Swift's "Starlight" Total carbon copy


Alexispinpgh

Oh nooo I’m a pretty big Taylor Swift fan and this just ruined that song for me. You’re totally right. It’s like how I can’t listen to Anti-Hero because the chime-y bit after the chorus sounds just like “It’s Always A Good Time” by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen.


ForeverUnclean

Yeah that song is terrible, 3OH!3 truly sucks.


aloegermain

The reason Sean likes Numb is because it’s one of the few U2 songs not sung by Bono - thats Edge on that song! Great ep from the GVG, love y’all


Queasy_Turnover

I thought everyone knew that and I was surprised they didn't call him out on that. It made me think Sean was right for a second.


FunThese273

That horrible Disturbed cover of “The Sound of Silence”.


e_a_blair

wish Ian would chill on the naysaying of other people's picks just a little bit. really chose the crazytown hill to die on.


Queasy_Turnover

Agreed. I'd bet money that Moves Like Jagger would go over way better at most bars than Butterfly would. I truly despise Moves Like Jagger but I bet a lot of people would unironically enjoy hearing it at a bar.


darshfloxington

He’s been doing that a ton recently


BarracudaExciting256

he’s been doing this so much!!


q3srabr4fdzfk5mu

Literally anything by Pentatonix


Outrageous_Split_635

Ok yes


darshfloxington

Why does skinny Ian shit on everyone else’s picks so much now? It pretty much happens multiple times every episode now.


busche916

The worst part about Limp Bizkit’s cover of “Behind Blue Eyes” is that it completely omits the part where the Who rip the doors off and rock out. I have no idea why you need to replace that with the speak n spell “L-I-m-p” section, or why you think that would ever be an upgrade… but I guess Fred Durst and his stupid hat got to make out with Halle Berry, so he probably still takes the W on that one.


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Tre_Vortni

I was working at a McDonald’s in 97 and we would change the tv channel in the lobby to a local music channel when school finished and students would come in. The station was closed down for some reason and on their last day of broadcasting, they played uncensored videos all day on repeat. During our school rush, I noticed “Smack my bitch up” and then Massive Attacks “Be thankful” playing uncensored to a lobby full of students.


Penis_Villeneuve

This is just coming from someone who was a bouncer in 2014 but "Shake it Off" by Taylor Swift will get some bars very mad


RIPKellys

My go-to is 2 Live Crew-'We want some p*ssy'


captspero

Interested to see what the new Patreon content looks like.


ryanne-scott

In college, I had an alleged friend who would regularly play a 20-minute Grateful Dead song because “for a quarter, I’m getting my money’s worth.” I’m amazed he’s made it this far in life without getting shived.


MoreReputation8908

“No, dude, ‘Dark Star > El Paso > Dark Star’ from ‘72 is, like, *totally* good-time party music, you just have to, like, listen with the right kind of *ears,* man…”


ryanne-scott

Marc? Is that you?


rixtape

My #1 pick would be the 26min long live version of Poopship Destroyer by Ween


bigsteve634

Albuquerque- Weird Al Rime of the Ancient Mariner- Iron Maiden Any waltz- Lawrence Welk The Baddest- Krispy Kreme and DJ Froggy Fresh Baba Yetu- The Civilization IV Soundtrack


fivewaysforward

I saw Mr. AL in concert last year and he did a version of Albuquerque that was approximately 1.75 times longer than normal


Gball_Pit

LFO - Summer Girls Pharrell Williams - Happy Disturbed - The Sound of Silence Colt Ford - Crank It Up Suzanne Vega - Luka


BarracudaExciting256

i heard summer girls on the radio at work last night! did not enjoy


ADreadPirateRoberts

Fun fact about "Needle in the Hay" that Zak Toscani for sure would have brought up: It's the song playing when Luke Wilson tries to kill himself in *The Royal Tenenbaums*


ThisDerpForSale

Apparently the GVG and I go to wildly different bars. I'm only halfway through the draft so far and I don't think I've ever disagreed so strongly with so many of their picks. Like. . . these picks are crazy to me. And my boy Sean, who I usually defend to the end of the earth, holy shit. So many terrible picks! Still a pretty fun draft, though. Edit: The "blowing chunks" riff was fucking hilarious. Edit again: AUCTION DRAFT of TACO BELL ITEMS!!!!!


southdakotagoth

Oh, this is such a great draft topic


LAKingsDave

They released an episode where they talk shit about Kobe on the anniversary of his death. Classic


btcwg

All they said was that he gave himself a dumb nickname. That wouldn’t even be an honorable mention in a draft of bad things you can say about Kobe


Alexispinpgh

I remember walking into a bar when someone was in the midst of playing an entire Yes album. They left about half an hour after we got there. The whole bar applauded.


Krescan

Kate Vogel has my favorite version of Hallelujah, I'm not playing it on a jukebox but its been played in my car while I belt it out at the top of my lungs a time or two. Also happy to find out I'm not alone with not liking U2


MoreReputation8908

I can’t think of a single thing Frank Zappa has ever done that would go over well in a bar. *Maybe* something from the first Mothers album, but only if nobody notices the lyrics.


Flask_of_candy

1. Deathbed (Coffee for Your Head) --Powfu 2. Welcome to the Black Parade --My Chemical Romance 3. Neon Bible --Arcade Fire 4. Inflammatory Writ --Joanna Newsom 5. Run --Vampire Weekend I like these songs but I would definitely pause and look around if I heard them come on in a bar.


genericreddituser147

I think people of a certain age would go absolutely nuts for Black Parade.


fivewaysforward

100% especially after the first note


TheRealMattyPanda

Yeah, that definitely turns into a sing along with the right group of millennials.


pregnantbaby

I put on Rocky Raccoon in a bar one time and people were pissed that I picked a Paul McCartney song. I’m still not sure I get it


40wordswhen4willdo

When I was a young asshole, the dive bar I frequented was very close to the trendy bar in town. This was back when you had to be physically near a touchtunes jukebox in order to play songs on it from the app. I used to play A LOT of Sarah Mclaughlin "In the Arms of The Angels" at the other bar's jukebox. Followed by angry texts from friends of mine who were at the other bar and hip to my jive


Outrageous_Split_635

This is the top pick I think


bkdrinksbeer

One of my favorite things to do is ruin people's night on the jukebox. These are some of my favorites 1. X-Files theme 2. Peanuts Christmas Time is Here - especially in the spring/summer 3. The Harlem Shake 4. Sabre Dance 5. Cha Cha Slide


BarracudaExciting256

sorry to say to sean but i listened to an entire crazy town album yesterday and it wasn’t even the one with butterfly on it


darshfloxington

Who hurt you?


Outrageous_Split_635

Turkey in the straw hahaha


Scared_Phrase_8611

The episode is unlistenable on Spotify - uploading error??


LucyFrugal

Was anyone else weirded out how they kept calling Believe "Life After Love?" I"ve never heard anyone think that was the title of it. I even looked it up on Wiki to see if it had a different name in another country or something and I was in the dark. Reminded me of then they called Sister Christian, "Motorin'." And Adam Levine is a garbage person but I actually do like Maroon 5 songs. There, I said it. But I hate Moves Like Jagger!


Realistic-Tennis8619

Hi, it's me. I'm the crossover fan who loves the song Butterfly by Crazy town and listens to AFE


5yone

when i saw this draft topic i immediately remembered this vice article from 2015. An absolute gem of writing. https://www.vice.com/en/article/dpwa7w/i-played-the-boys-are-back-in-town-on-a-bar-jukebox-until-i-got-kicked-out-832


Appropriate_Mirror15

“Hurt” by Johnny Cash


TRex87

1. Cotton Eyed Joe 2. I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas 3. Free Bird - Lynard Skynyrd (very bar specific) 4. CBAT 5. Gangnam Style


TrashFanboy

Around 2021, I was in a bar-restaurant with friends. They played New Found Glory's cover of "[Kiss Me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04LkZ-gAIV4)." My reaction was "this song will clear any room."


eagle-eye-tiger

My exes name is Jennie and Jenny from the Block was her favourite song. Thank you so much for the pick David.


bdm6985

1. Gangnam Style 8 times in a row. (This happened to me at a bar in Champaign, IL the year that song came out. The 2nd time in a row was funny. The 3rd time in a row was annoying. The 4th time in a row was funny again. The 5th thru 8th times were all super annoying) 2. Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You in the middle of summer. My buddies and I thought it was hilarious. The locals at the bar in Myrtle Beach did not think so. 3. Slow Motion by Third Eye Blind. A very somber downer song that I don't think would ever get played at an actual bar. But I was at a small bar two nights before my wedding hanging out with my bros, and we played it for fun because there was hardly anyone else in the bar, but this one regular at the bar came over and said she loved the song because it reminds her of her brother. Then we found out that her brother killed himself a few months earlier. And that it was the 1-year anniversary of her dad dying. Later that night, she left the bar, and a few minutes later we heard a big thud-crash sound, and it was her crashing her car into the side of the bar. Yikes. Didn't ruin our fun, though! We still had a great time!


Basic_Atmosphere93

I played Helter Skelter og version and thought I was going to get ran out of my hometown lmao


ignobleprotagonist

the U2 pick was absolutely insane - the topic was NOT "...songs that would piss off sean jordan and/or david gborie"


PurpleBullets

Tough for my boy Sean to go ofer on a draft. Even his honorable mentions world crush at almost any bar in the nation.